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  • JM just can't bring himself to mention anything infandous.

    February 17, 2011

  • JM was told, by a little birdie, that aucupators are perves.

    February 17, 2011

  • JM is thoroughly tired of being forjeskit - must be the het,

    unhalesome weather.

    February 16, 2011

  • JM loves that pääjääjää just hangs in there!

    February 16, 2011

  • JM looked everywhere for the meaning then it hit him like a polt from the blue!

    February 16, 2011

  • JM opines that quadrigamists are just careless.

    February 16, 2011

  • JM reckons a wan twit is a wantwit every time.

    February 16, 2011

  • JM is astounded by way hedge-priests do their garnering these days.

    February 16, 2011

  • JM prefers wittering that is short and to the point.

    February 16, 2011

  • JM suspects all super cheery superchery.

    February 16, 2011

  • JM advocates "Swads of the world - UNITE!"

    February 16, 2011

  • JM thinks most people shut their eyes to gowl.

    February 16, 2011

  • JM hasn't the foggiest about haar.

    February 16, 2011

  • JM wants to raise parvanimity to the level it deserves.

    February 16, 2011

  • JM is not going to be obsessive about abessives - in fact he will leave them alone.

    February 16, 2011

  • JM couldn't stop laughing when he encountered the Lachschlaganfall Society - what a hoot, then .... nothing!

    February 16, 2011

  • JM has never been a tudiculater.

    February 16, 2011

  • JM wonders what polish is used by chalcenterous folk?

    February 16, 2011

  • JM thinks, frankly, that he may have his timbromania licked

    February 16, 2011

  • JM knows that one day he will find see a clavicytherium and be able to spell it.

    February 14, 2011

  • JM is shutting down and mutters 'I, Claudent'.

    February 14, 2011

  • JM is unraveling some clastic elastic but that's not as much of a stretch as it seems.

    February 14, 2011

  • JM has joined a clancular clan but isn't telling anyone.

    February 14, 2011

  • JM makes a clamant claim to a bit of shoosh please.

    February 14, 2011

  • JM doesn't get clairsentience at all.

    February 14, 2011

  • JM has joined a clairaudient choir for a bit of peace and quiet!

    February 14, 2011

  • JM loves to stick it out through the cladoptosis season.

    February 14, 2011

  • JM suspects that cittosis has a text version as well.

    February 14, 2011

  • JM enjoys observing the cisvestitism of other folk but sometimes it's just too wearing.

    February 14, 2011

  • JM has never been attached to cirripeds.

    February 14, 2011

  • JM is having those circumvolant thoughts again.

    February 14, 2011

  • JM is hanging around the beach so he can be literally circumlittoral.

    February 14, 2011

  • JM is in a state of circumjacency by everything!

    February 14, 2011

  • JM is not a circuminsular type of fella, not by any stretch.

    February 14, 2011

  • JM is circumfusing himself in the bathtub.

    February 14, 2011

  • JM is most surely circumfulgent in the abstract.

    February 14, 2011

  • JM loves to go a'circumforaning along a mounting tract.

    February 14, 2011

  • JM wants to attend his local conciliabule but doesn't know where it is.

    February 4, 2011

  • JM is an avowed fan of concettism.

    February 4, 2011

  • JM cannot stress too much nor emphasise enough nor draw attention more to the importance of commoratio.

    February 4, 2011

  • JM reckons nobody should be discarnate.

    February 4, 2011

  • JM dutifully dights daily.

    February 4, 2011

  • JM is always and for ever and ever diffident about diffinity.

    February 4, 2011

  • JM doctors his dies faustus daily.

    February 4, 2011

  • JM adds an extra silly-illy diectasis.

    February 4, 2011

  • JM is pleased to have a couple of didymous appendages.

    February 4, 2011

  • JM is not a didicoy.

    February 4, 2011

  • JM has heard it said that 'dictum de dicto' is a saying for all seasons and reasons.

    January 30, 2011

  • JM blames the disgraceful state of dichaeologia for just about everything he can actually!

    January 30, 2011

  • JM met one of those dicerous types the other day - name of Emma, what a dill!

    January 30, 2011

  • JM knows it's always dicey to use dicaeology for defence - better to use pickets.

    January 30, 2011

  • JM proposes that the opposite of Powerpoint is Diatyposis.

    January 30, 2011

  • JM just doesn't know what to say about dicacity!

    January 30, 2011

  • JM considers diasyrm to be quite nice.

    January 30, 2011

  • JM never knows what to expect when he goes along to the Ambivert Association's functions.

    January 30, 2011

  • JM is concerned to discover that some folk are ambisinister - that must be really, really awkward.

    January 30, 2011

  • JM is drawing up plans for a very compact ambagious garden.

    January 30, 2011

  • JM finds it odd that azygous isn't put to more use.

    January 30, 2011

  • JM is waiting for some movement in the field of azoology.

    January 30, 2011

  • JM has heard there have been some chops made to axiology.

    January 30, 2011

  • JM has joined the Avolitional Volunteers.

    January 30, 2011

  • JM can't figure out if autological is autological.

    January 30, 2011

  • JM would indulge in autolatry if he could find someone suitable.

    January 30, 2011

  • JM has better luck with other folk's autognosis than his own.

    January 30, 2011

  • JM resolutely refuses to discuss autoclesis.

    January 30, 2011

  • JM is attempting to subcontract his autoangelism, without success.

    January 30, 2011

  • JM is keen to hear from audiles.

    January 30, 2011

  • JM knows it's the early muso who gets the aubade!

    January 30, 2011

  • JM wonders who it is that paints his windows with atrament every night.

    January 30, 2011

  • JM supposes that the atrabilarian librarian will make him sad again.

    January 30, 2011

  • JM got a very small fright from a naughty atomy.

    January 30, 2011

  • JM is researching a process akin to atmolysis but applied to people.

    January 30, 2011

  • JM is undertaking atmology in a hot bath.

    January 30, 2011

  • JM is ambivalent about athymy.

    January 30, 2011

  • JM athetises appetisers

    January 30, 2011

  • JM reckons athanasia is to die for!

    January 28, 2011

  • JM really wants to connect with other atelophobes but knows it will all end in tears.

    January 18, 2011

  • JM is worried about aiming for ataraxia.

    January 18, 2011

  • JM ponders the asthenosphere but thinks he may not be on firm ground.

    January 18, 2011

  • JM is in two minds about his arrière-pensée.

    January 18, 2011

  • JM is trying to remove stains by yelling 'aroint!'.

    January 18, 2011

  • JM wanted to join the Aristophrenia Society but couldn't understand the membership forms.

    January 18, 2011

  • JM genuinely hates aristarchs.

    January 18, 2011

  • JM feels better now he has discovered that he is of an argyrocephalous distinction.

    January 18, 2011

  • JM deplores the demise of aretaics as a field of study. That just can't be good.

    January 18, 2011

  • JM plans on going down to the woods today and is wary of arctophiles.

    January 18, 2011

  • JM is trying to locate the Archology Department but can't.

    January 18, 2011

  • JM knows there must be many tricks to becoming an archimage.

    January 18, 2011

  • JM holds his arms in the air in his latest attempt at arborization.

    January 18, 2011

  • JM suspects that it all seems araphorostic.

    January 18, 2011

  • JM begins yet another apterous day.

    January 18, 2011

  • JM is trying to research aprosexia without a great deal of success.

    January 18, 2011

  • JM is opposing random apposing.

    January 18, 2011

  • JM avoids all appetent tents.

    January 18, 2011

  • JM wonders if some folk ever experience an appersonation for someone they have never heard of before.

    January 18, 2011

  • JM can't get his apperception receptor working today - maybe it has gone digital.

    January 18, 2011

  • JM has discovered that the araneology sector has a web of intrigue.

    January 18, 2011

  • JM is in the market for some new apotropaic strategies.

    January 10, 2011

  • JM is at a loss to explain aporia.

    January 10, 2011

  • JM clears his throat of the apophthegm build up.

    January 10, 2011

  • JM has it on good authority that he will never be an apomnemonysis.

    January 10, 2011

  • JM enjoys sitting on a good apologue until he falls off it.

    January 10, 2011

  • JM enjoys an apolaustic interest or two.

    January 10, 2011

  • JM is not particularly attracted to the apocentre.

    January 10, 2011

  • JM sniggers his way through the Apodysophilia Fancy Dress Ball.

    January 10, 2011

  • JM has proof that the apodixis of the pudding is in its eating.

    January 10, 2011

  • JM entered the apodictic contest.

    January 10, 2011

  • JM sees apodiabolosis.

    January 10, 2011

  • JM acknowledges that it is evidently demonstrable that an apodeictic is incontrovertible.

    January 10, 2011

  • JM hates it when he has an apocrisis and loses.

    January 10, 2011

  • JM cannot cope with more than 3 apocopes a day - otherwise he pulls up too short.

    January 10, 2011

  • JM will sleep on the notion of 'Aurora Musis amica'.

    December 28, 2010

  • JM mutters 'Auribus tenere lupum' because he blew my house down!

    December 28, 2010

  • JM is going to extremes to adhere to the aurea mediocritas.

    December 28, 2010

  • JM is shooting the aura popularis.

    December 28, 2010

  • JM knows the truth of "auget largiendo" but also the veracity of "it'll bite you on the bum!"

    December 28, 2010

  • JM would be so happy to uncover the key to autarchia.

    December 28, 2010

  • JM wishes to aurify the entire contents of his residence - but can't find the instructions.

    December 28, 2010

  • JM researched auscultation but couldn't stomach the noise.

    December 28, 2010

  • JM shuts his eyes to all instances of aphoticia.

    December 28, 2010

  • JM is saddened because the word aphilophrenia exists.

    December 28, 2010

  • JM observed the Aphephobe Society's Dance from afar then rushed in and gave everyone a big hug.

    December 28, 2010

  • JM reckons that there has been so much rain that there is no longer any apheliotropism at all and everything is going everywhere.

    December 28, 2010

  • JM knows that an aphagia is a hard fact to swallow.

    December 28, 2010

  • JM walked around the block with his placard reading "Audi et alteram partem".

    December 28, 2010

  • JM blames aphids for the rise in aphaeresis, seriously!

    December 28, 2010

  • JM has a forty a day apercu habit.

    December 28, 2010

  • JM went along to the Apanthropy Association's annual party just so he could get a bit of peace and quiet.

    December 28, 2010

  • JM is agog at the number of apagoges on this page yet if you take away the number you first thought of then you will get the correct dimensions of the goggle factor.

    December 28, 2010

  • JM will deal with the apaetesis later, thank you very much!!

    December 28, 2010

  • JM would rather be an aolist than an A-list.

    December 28, 2010

  • JM attended the Anuptaphobia Society party and seems to have

    made heaps of new friends.

    December 28, 2010

  • JM is now known as Mister Antonomasia.

    December 28, 2010

  • JM often has antoecial ideas.

    December 28, 2010

  • JM is resolute in his determination to avoid becoming an antithalian old fella.

    December 22, 2010

  • JM realises that antistasis is the basis of a lot of foreign policy.

    December 22, 2010

  • JM wonders if an antisideric is responsible for the creases in his clothes?

    December 22, 2010

  • JM would love to catch up with a mob of antiscians but that would be crossing the line.

    December 22, 2010

  • JM is an inveterate antiphrasis avocado.

    December 22, 2010

  • JM advocates the wholesale application of antiphlogistics on the media.

    December 22, 2010

  • JM thoroughly enjoys a good, old fashioned antiperistasis

    December 22, 2010

  • JM always and never, ever utters an antinomy.

    December 22, 2010

  • JM wonders what it is that the antinomians among us get up to at this time of year.

    December 22, 2010

  • JM is a bit hestitant about the idea of aude sapere.

    December 22, 2010

  • JM approaches his status updates with the advice of Cicero in mind: Assiduus usus uni rei deditus et ingenium et artem saepe vincit

    December 22, 2010

  • JM knows that learning to play an anemochord would be a breeze.

    December 17, 2010

  • JM consults his timetable to determine the antimetabole.

    December 17, 2010

  • JM states that this is not an antilogy.

    December 17, 2010

  • JM thoroughly enjoys a good antilogism except when the contradiction refutes the logic of it all.

    December 17, 2010

  • JM reckons antilapsarians are also antigravitationists.

    December 17, 2010

  • JM is confused about every aspect of anthropopsychism as it just doesn't seem natural.

    December 17, 2010

  • JM was really looking forward to the Anthropophobia Society party but nobody turned up!

    December 17, 2010

  • JM is undertaking some serious anthropogenic pondering.

    December 17, 2010

  • JM dislikes having to deal with anthropoliths.

    December 17, 2010

  • JM initially reacted to aspirat primo Fortuna labori with mirth.

    December 17, 2010

  • JM wonders how many government departments have 'Aspice, officio fungeris sine spe honoris amplioris' as their human resource motto?

    December 17, 2010

  • JM yells out 'Ascendo tuum' but doesn't get the reaction he expects.

    December 17, 2010

  • JM ignores all who are argumentum ad ignorantiam - they're just silly!

    December 17, 2010

  • JM always enjoys a good antanaclasis when it's for good!

    December 17, 2010

  • JM has an inkling that could become an anschauung when it grows up a bit.

    December 17, 2010

  • JM is, once again, anourously happy.

    December 17, 2010

  • JM wonders if anosognosia is reaching epidemic proportions.

    December 17, 2010

  • JM looks upon it all and cries 'Appareo Decet Nihil Munditia?'.

    December 17, 2010

  • JM was overheard muttering in the supermarket 'Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem!'.

    December 17, 2010

  • JM quite seriously utters 'An nescis, mi fili, quantilla sapientia mundus regatur?'

    December 17, 2010

  • JM keeps looking over his shoulder because alter ipse amicus

    December 17, 2010

  • JM notes that the concept 'Aliena nobis, nostra plus aliis placent' encourages trade.

    December 17, 2010

  • JM advocates subscribing to the notion 'Adversus solem ne loquitor' except at night.

    December 17, 2010

  • JM wonders what chooks think about the idea that ad praesens ova cras pullis sunt meliora

    December 17, 2010

  • JM is always ad idem except when he changes it.

    December 17, 2010

  • JM proposes we all get together ad eundum quo nemo ante iit

    - should be fun even though crowded.

    December 15, 2010

  • JM nominates annomination as the health food of the nation.

    December 15, 2010

  • JM often travels ad augusta per angusta and often enjoys the views but never, ever looks down!

    December 15, 2010

  • JM is heading ad astra per aspera to see what he can see.

    December 15, 2010

  • JM is filing all his ad acta notes then tossing the whole lot out 'cause he is such a bad actor.

    December 15, 2010

  • JM has just realised the anopisthographic nature of his computer screen.

    December 10, 2010

  • JM aspires to become an anonymuncule - please let everyone know.

    December 10, 2010

  • JM is thinking of making a new ankus - just in case the bus is late again.

    December 10, 2010

  • JM recognises the anisosthenic nature of his status updates.

    December 10, 2010

  • JM is not cooking up some anion soup!

    December 10, 2010

  • JM is adamant in his aversion to all versions of animadversion

    December 10, 2010

  • JM - Audio, video, disco!

    December 7, 2010

  • JM proposes, for the sake of community cohesion, anulos qui animum ostendunt omnes gestemus!

    December 7, 2010

  • JM mutters 'Age. Fac ut gaudeam.'

    December 7, 2010

  • JM is looking for an opportunity to say 'Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est'.

    December 7, 2010

  • JM never subscribes to excesses except those that go ad absurdum.

    December 7, 2010

  • JM followed the sign to the mens rea - now that was a mistake!!

    December 7, 2010

  • JM abhors an actus reus so is very busy in the abhoring sector at the moment.

    December 7, 2010

  • JM has seen the acta sanctorum and they are unbelievable!

    December 7, 2010

  • JM is writing a treatise on the notion of acta non verba

    December 7, 2010

  • JM reckons 'Acta est fabula, plaudite!' is a thoroughly clapped out motto.

    December 7, 2010

  • JM was told by a learned fellow that 'accipere quam facere praestat injuriam', so he punched him in the nose!

    November 12, 2010

  • JM steps out with his new motto: Abyssus abyssum invocat!

    November 12, 2010

  • JM sniggers and says "Abutebaris modo subjunctivo denuo"!

    November 12, 2010

  • JM always reckons abusus non tollit usum!

    November 12, 2010

  • JM mutters "Absum!"

    November 12, 2010

  • JM utters "Absit omen" just for luck!

    November 12, 2010

  • JM is paling into a state of absit invidia.

    November 12, 2010

  • JM abiit, excessit, evasit, erupit next week!

    November 12, 2010

  • JM was chatting to H who said 'Ab ovo usque ad mala' - and he couldn't think of a decent response!

    November 12, 2010

  • JM abhors absolutely ab hinc!

    November 12, 2010

  • JM has a knitting pattern that demands ab asino lanam - now that's just too hard!!

    November 12, 2010

  • JM wasn't around ab aeterno but has heard that is was extremely interesting.

    November 12, 2010

  • JM is developing his ab absurdos

    November 12, 2010

  • JM embroiders 'A verbis ad verbera' on his hankie.

    November 12, 2010

  • JM is travelling a posse ad esse and back again!

    November 12, 2010

  • JM is fascinated by the range of things people pack in a pedibus usque ad caput

    November 12, 2010

  • JM is situated somewhere a mari usque ad mare

    November 12, 2010

  • JM is in the suburbs - a fronte praecipitium a tergo lupi

    November 12, 2010

  • JM for no reason at all reckons a fortiori

    November 12, 2010

  • JM tripped up a capite ad calcem and back again!

    November 12, 2010

  • JM entreats the adoption of a bene placito as a temporal marker.

    November 12, 2010

  • JM enjoys a contrario!

    November 12, 2010

  • JM has the wind up about anemophobia.

    October 26, 2010

  • JM gives a shout out to the Anechoic Club.

    October 26, 2010

  • JM reckons an amphisbaena wouldn't know if it's coming or going.

    October 26, 2010

  • JM knows that amphilogism runs rings around straight talking

    October 26, 2010

  • JM makes a nonsense of amphigory.

    October 26, 2010

  • JM attempted to sketch all amphigean instances of nothing but drew a blank.

    October 26, 2010

  • JM wonders if this makes for an amphicyrtic impression.

    October 26, 2010

  • JM regards the shadows on the amphicoelous walls.

    October 26, 2010

  • JM quibbles over the usage of amphibology and amphiboly.

    October 26, 2010

  • JM quibbles over the usage of amphibology and amphiboly.

    October 26, 2010

  • JM is well versed in amphibolic thought patterns.

    October 26, 2010

  • JM searched for an online amour-propre dating agency for a good friend of his.

    October 26, 2010

  • JM promotes ammotherapy with a friend if it doesn't go against the grain.

    October 26, 2010

  • JM has lost his ammophilous bucket and spade - must be buried somewhere.

    October 26, 2010

  • JM would be an amicus humani generis if he had good material to work with.

    October 26, 2010

  • JM has searched in vain for an amicicide social club.

    October 26, 2010

  • JM wonders why it's always the right weather for an ami de cour?

    October 26, 2010

  • JM commits amebicide regularly.

    October 26, 2010

  • JM wonders if you want the good amblysia or the bad amblysia first?

    October 26, 2010

  • JM is the very model of an ambivert in his green walking suit.

    October 26, 2010

  • JM is shocked to discover ambisinisters exists - they should be left alone!

    October 26, 2010

  • JM ambles along ambages and arrives at A.

    October 26, 2010

  • JM views amatorculists with disdain, and that stain too.

    October 26, 2010

  • JM allocutionates with a vengeance.

    October 26, 2010

  • JM looks up allochthonous looks just to see what he can see.

    October 26, 2010

  • JM is tired of allochroous political parties.

    October 26, 2010

  • JM utters 'aliter!'

    October 26, 2010

  • JM is aliquantly and aliquotly eloquent in his exactness

    October 26, 2010

  • JM is aliquantly and aliquotly eloquent in his exactness

    October 26, 2010

  • JM caught an aliped on the fly and on the trot.

    October 26, 2010

  • JM acknowledges that some things are so amazing that diplopia is required.

    October 18, 2010

  • JM wonders if a diplocephalus ever frightens itself.

    October 18, 2010

  • JM enjoyed discovering 'diplasiasmus - n. - the incorrect doubling of a singgle sic letter' (fully sic!)

    October 18, 2010

  • JM regards his head as just another diotic element.

    October 18, 2010

  • JM dioristically stands out from the crowd whilst remaining seated throughout the whole engagement.

    October 18, 2010

  • JM is seriously looking forward and upward to his visit to the dinical clinical centre of gravity.

    October 18, 2010

  • JM dimidiates with gusto, old mate!

    October 18, 2010

  • JM is being dimerously distracted twoday!

    October 18, 2010

  • JM got a digraph in this morning's mail.

    October 18, 2010

  • JM reckons digonousness is obtuse.

    October 18, 2010

  • JM broods over his digoneutic moods

    October 18, 2010

  • JM is aiming to restrict his dilogy in a diligent and intentional (good) manner.

    October 18, 2010

  • JM не понимает много вещей потому что он клонит повиснуть вокруг с diglots много

    October 18, 2010

  • JM loosely lists a vagary of impediments

    October 12, 2010

  • JM considers a cutting of cynics and decides to join with nicer types.

    October 12, 2010

  • JM doesn't quite know what approach to take to a confusion of meanderings

    October 12, 2010

  • JM adds to a collective of nouns

    October 12, 2010

  • JM warns against associating with a clutch of kleptomaniacs

    October 12, 2010

  • JM sees so many folk with a burden of yolks

    October 12, 2010

  • JM sized up a bout of estimations

    October 12, 2010

  • JM enjoyed a boo of surprises

    October 12, 2010

  • JM watched a blur of bicyclists

    October 12, 2010

  • JM is diffident about an attitude of teenagers

    October 12, 2010

  • JM often meets with an asylum of managers

    October 12, 2010

  • JM connected with an assemblage of jigsaw puzzlers

    October 12, 2010

  • JM brightened up considerably when he encountered an array of luminaries

    October 12, 2010

  • JM identifies an annoyance of mobile phones by their peculiar cries.

    October 12, 2010

  • JM espies an ambush of widows

    October 12, 2010

  • JM steps out with an amble of walkers

    October 12, 2010

  • JM knows that you just can't take anything away from an addition of mathematicians

    October 12, 2010

  • JM suggests an accompaniment of condiments is a seasonal thing

    October 12, 2010

  • JM endures an absence of waiters

    October 12, 2010

  • JM fortifies against an aarmory of aardvarks

    October 12, 2010

  • JM is thinking deeply about cogitabundness

    October 5, 2010

  • JM reckons all art was coetaneous art at some stage.

    October 5, 2010

  • JM is trenchantly a coenaculous sort of fellow.

    October 5, 2010

  • JM has a coemption on a whole lot of stuff no one else wants.

    October 5, 2010

  • JM reckons that words like coelialgia are gut wrenching.

    October 5, 2010

  • JM wants you to guess what a coddum is.

    October 5, 2010

  • JM has too many coarctate ideas - not mushroom inside!

    October 5, 2010

  • JM coapts conceptually constantly.

    October 5, 2010

  • JM ackowledges that those that coagment usually stay together

    October 5, 2010

  • JM has met a few clysters of the people lately.

    October 5, 2010

  • JM experienced a clonic boom - most unpleasant!

    October 5, 2010

  • JM wonders what clithridiate openings there are left in life now.

    October 5, 2010

  • JM made a clinquant clanger the other day - as meretricious as it was showy.

    October 5, 2010

  • JM had a dream he was suffering from clinophobia - that was a real wake up call!

    October 5, 2010

  • JM is inclined to get a new clinometer but is acutely aware that he doesn't want to be too obtuse - that's right, isn't

    it?

    October 5, 2010

  • JM was thinking about clinomania but dozed off

    October 5, 2010

  • JM sidles up to most things in a clinodromic manner.

    October 5, 2010

  • JM finds clinamen binding.

    October 5, 2010

  • JM is anticipating a grand climacteric in the next year or so.

    October 5, 2010

  • JM has a clue that a clew is more than a painter in a corner

    October 5, 2010

  • JM is secure in his belief in the innate cleverness of all forms of clevis.

    October 5, 2010

  • JM reckons that ademonists are real devils.

    October 5, 2010

  • JM wants to addititiously value add.

    October 5, 2010

  • JM has stopped collecting additament

    October 5, 2010

  • JM abhores acyrology and considers it to be pulp diction!

    October 5, 2010

  • JM is feeling off colour in an achroous sort of way.

    October 5, 2010

  • JM performs the daily acronychal ritual and switches on the light.

    October 5, 2010

  • JM doesn't want to know about the acherontic side of life - he just wants to remain in the dark.

    October 5, 2010

  • JM is becoming, or tending to be, an acescent person hater.

    October 5, 2010

  • JM looks out upon the acervuline garden - aren't ants great!

    October 5, 2010

  • JM knows a stand up comic who is also an acersecomic so his hair is a big flop!

    October 5, 2010

  • JM is a wake up to dormition!

    September 27, 2010

  • JM is looking around for dolichocercic, dolichocnemic, dolichofacial, dolichopodous and dolioform folk to hang out with - should make him look heaps better!

    September 27, 2010

  • JM has adopted "Dolce Far Niente" as his motto (for absolutely no reason whatsoever!!).

    September 27, 2010

  • JM is at pains to measure his latest dol!

    September 27, 2010

  • JM looks at the dodecafid eggs in the carton then separates the yolks from the whites so, with the shells, ends up 4 times better off!!

    September 27, 2010

  • JM aspires to docta ignorantia! Must do a workshop on it!

    September 27, 2010

  • JM wonders what's up with docimasy that means it's so undecided.

    September 27, 2010

  • JM dixits!

    September 27, 2010

  • JM divulses the language.

    September 27, 2010

  • JM went out, diversivolently. Couldn't find anyone so came home again.

    September 27, 2010

  • JM divaricates in a global sense, if you get what I mean!

    September 27, 2010

  • JM will never divagate from his digressions nor digress from his divagations.

    September 27, 2010

  • JM wonders if life can ever be diuturnal enough.

    September 22, 2010

  • JM is unsure whether to double or triple his ditrichotomous collections.

    September 22, 2010

  • JM misses carbon paper and its ditokous output.

    September 22, 2010

  • JM refuses to indulge in dithyrambic status updates no matter how much he is provoked by the enemies within and the antagonistic efforts of those who strive to bring it all down around his ears! Buggers!

    September 22, 2010

  • JM dithers about ditheism but can see both sides.

    September 22, 2010

  • JM wonders if a successful monk is a dithecal monk?

    September 22, 2010

  • JM is distrait ....................................................................................... see!

    September 22, 2010

  • JM calls upon all and sundry to act with distraint and he'll go halves.

    September 22, 2010

  • JM is planting beans in distichous manner! Sort of a two bean mix really!

    September 22, 2010

  • JM stimulates his dissimulative simulator and dissimulates away!

    September 22, 2010

  • JM is a'going out and is well bedizened!!

    September 22, 2010

  • JM is appalled at the **#$^#@!(()^&%$#@! bdelygmia he encounters every $#^*%(*)(*_*%$#@ where he (*^*$$#@!!#&()_^$# goes these days!!

    September 22, 2010

  • JM loves a good old bavardage session - wag that chin and shoot that there breeze!!

    September 22, 2010

  • JM has a battological aversion to battological reiterations of battalogical logicalities!!

    September 22, 2010

  • JM is able to leap batophobia at a single bound.

    September 12, 2010

  • JM doesn't want to become too entangled in batology.

    September 12, 2010

  • JM is a bathymetry expert and is known far and wide for his deep understandings

    September 12, 2010

  • JM knows there are many bathylimnetic creatures who leave home very early to get to their offices.

    September 12, 2010

  • JM dabbles in bathybic handwriting underwater competitions.

    September 12, 2010

  • JM loves a nice long bathmism.

    September 12, 2010

  • JM does like to be beside the bathic bits - not too keen about being in them, but beside is nice.

    September 12, 2010

  • JM reckons it was never a treat to have a bastinado.

    September 12, 2010

  • JM is taking a stand against basophobia.

    September 12, 2010

  • JM is up in the air about basilar matters.

    September 12, 2010

  • JM pays lip service to all forms of basiation.

    September 12, 2010

  • JM is fabricating a miniscule bascule from drawings that won't fall down.

    September 12, 2010

  • JM can't quite get it out but knows it is baryphonia.

    September 12, 2010

  • JM is contemplating his barycentre

    September 12, 2010

  • JM is a barratrous pacifist

    September 12, 2010

  • JM and his baroxyton - available now. It's big and it's brassy, it's a baroxyton!

    September 12, 2010

  • JM knows that barlogy is a weighty matter and NOT a barrel of laughs!

    September 12, 2010

  • JM is feeling pressure to upgrade his good old barograph

    September 12, 2010

  • JM advocates universal alterity

    August 30, 2010

  • JM thinks that all alogisms are unreasonably absurd unless they are included in a well developed reasonable plan

    August 30, 2010

  • JM wants to get it off his almira.

    August 30, 2010

  • JM heretofore has not assumed an allonym but henceforth will be known as KN (but only for the period of the current status).

    August 30, 2010

  • JM urges a serious reconsideration of allotriophagy and the impacts of colonialism.

    August 30, 2010

  • JM loves to go a'allolaliaing along a mounting tract.

    August 30, 2010

  • JM regards his allograph book with contempt - how many of these roses are really red anyway?

    August 30, 2010

  • JM is a fan of allogamy but only of the conceptual kind.

    August 30, 2010

  • JM doubts everything to do with dubiety.

    August 29, 2010

  • JM ruminates on the rustic craft of drugget making and suggests a coarse course is the cause of course.

    August 29, 2010

  • JM hates it when he has to talk with someone with a droze nose.

    August 29, 2010

  • JM designed a really nice dromical structure so the narrow minded among us have somewhere to hang out.

    August 29, 2010

  • JM is sick and tired of drepaniform thoughts.

    August 29, 2010

  • JM drees

    August 29, 2010

  • JM wonders if it is always the year of the dragonnade

    August 29, 2010

  • JM has no opinion at all on doxastic matters

    August 29, 2010

  • JM urges a serious reconsideration of the merits of doulocracy given the numbers of us out there

    August 29, 2010

  • JM wonders why dosser crafters are so hard to find these days when there seems to be so many around.

    August 29, 2010

  • JM can't see the purpose for the dysteleology!

    August 18, 2010

  • JM is determined that dysphemism is never referred to as a disparaging or disagreeable

    August 18, 2010

  • JM discusses dyslogy daily - disgusting!!

    August 18, 2010

  • JM was quite touched by his brush with dysaesthesia.

    August 18, 2010

  • JM digs dygograms, indeed is quite attracted to them.

    August 18, 2010

  • JM reckons it doesn't make much difference who wins the election 'cause it's always a dyarchy - us and them!

    August 18, 2010

  • JM hears the repeated cry in the distance - 'We will, we will dwergmal you!'

    August 18, 2010

  • JM calls upon all acephalists to elect their leader in the most democratic and transparent manner

    August 18, 2010

  • JM offers all the losers an accessit

    August 18, 2010

  • JM rejoices in his acaudateness

    August 18, 2010

  • JM wonders if it's the nation rather than the state of acatalepsy

    August 18, 2010

  • JM just encountered theologicophobia - OMG!

    August 13, 2010

  • JM is attending a workshop on Androlepsia for Fun and Profit

    August 13, 2010

  • JM wants to shine a light on cases of andabateness but is told that it doesn't exist.

    August 13, 2010

  • JM is in two minds about ancipitousness as a lifestyle choice

    August 13, 2010

  • JM counters anautarchia by laughing at it!

    August 13, 2010

  • JM is vocal in his support of anaudia as a community engagement strategy

    August 13, 2010

  • JM is suffering from anatreptic shock

    August 13, 2010

  • JM naturally anastrophises

    August 13, 2010

  • JM is putting together a series of case studies to demonstrate anapodictic instances of closing the strable door after the demon has escaped

    August 13, 2010

  • JM wonders if his ananym is a true pseudo name or merely a eman oduesp eurt?

    August 13, 2010

  • JM was lost in an ananthous garden and therefore couldn't take time to smell anything at all.

    August 13, 2010

  • JM says 'give that man an ananias!'

    August 13, 2010

  • JM is all sevens and sixes about anachronic use-by-dates from days gone by.

    August 13, 2010

  • JM is a citizen of the land of anachorism

    August 13, 2010

  • JM went to the Lost and Found to collect his anacampserote.

    August 13, 2010

  • JM supposes that anabiosis kicks in post election.

    August 13, 2010

  • JM asked the travel agent for a cheap anabasis but it appears not to be on offer this week nor next.

    August 13, 2010

  • JM is in the market for an ampollosity filter

    August 13, 2010

  • JM engages with democracy in a decidedly ampliative manner these days

    August 13, 2010

  • JM assumes amphoteric folk are neither here nor there.

    August 13, 2010

  • JM has a real case of theatrophobia because of the types who hang around there.

    August 8, 2010

  • JM really is concerned about spreading tapinophobia

    August 8, 2010

  • JM knows that hypsiphobia is all a matter of perspective

    August 8, 2010

  • JM nodded off when reading the Hypnophobia Society Annual Report.

    August 8, 2010

  • JM would really like to take up the position as President of the Hypengyophobia Society but won't.

    August 8, 2010

  • JM can't see the hylophobia for the dendrophobia

    August 8, 2010

  • JM thinks that some hygrophobia sufferers are real drips.

    August 8, 2010

  • JM knows that some cases of hyelophobia can be shattering.

    August 8, 2010

  • JM wonders what would have happened if Hopalong Cassidy had hoplophobia.

    August 8, 2010

  • JM reckons that all homilophobia sufferers need a good talking to!

    August 8, 2010

  • JM sips his pea soup and ponders the causes of homichlophobia

    August 8, 2010

  • JM shakes his nous-box in wonder and wonders about his shake-box

    August 8, 2010

  • JM watches the antics of the nigmenogs as they nim from the citizens

    August 8, 2010

  • JM watches the antics of the nigmenogs as they nim from the citizens

    August 8, 2010

  • JM puts the jelly, custard and cake together and calls himself a niffynaffy fellow

    August 8, 2010

  • JM loves saying nincumpoop whenever the opportunity arises

    August 8, 2010

  • JM wonders if "Just don't bother" is the nikey motto

    August 8, 2010

  • JM simply knows that a nick ninny will always survive

    August 8, 2010

  • JM shakes his head when thinking of Nick's nom de niqne

    August 8, 2010

  • JM honestly cannot recall the last time he was a nazy nab.

    August 8, 2010

  • JM has nary a negative thing to say about nay words in general and horses for courses in particular

    August 8, 2010

  • JM states that nation long way is really a very long way.

    July 31, 2010

  • JM loves everything nacky!

    July 31, 2010

  • JM advocates nabbing the teaze as a new reality show.

    July 31, 2010

  • JM puts on his penthouse nab and and slopes off outside.

    July 31, 2010

  • JM reckons that when an asthenophobe is tickled pink you just can't tell!

    July 31, 2010

  • JM avoids asthenic weeks

    July 31, 2010

  • JM aspires to form an asterism with all the other asterisks he knows.

    July 31, 2010

  • JM prides himself on his ability to craft almost imperceptible asteisms that are models of propriety and correctness.

    July 31, 2010

  • JM is one half of an astatic pair.

    July 31, 2010

  • JM has put his assoil papers in the compost.

    July 31, 2010

  • JM asseverates that he is emphatically positive.

    July 31, 2010

  • JM engages in an assentaneous manner when it really doesn't matter.

    July 31, 2010

  • JM is taking out assecuration so he can be sure there will always be a sea to go down to (in ships or otherwise).

    July 31, 2010

  • JM is transported by a disreputable asportation mob masquerading as a political party.

    July 25, 2010

  • JM has many, many aspheterism resources but resolutely refuses to share them with anyone.

    July 25, 2010

  • JM stands his ground upon the asphalt and assures all that it is a case of asphalia (even though there is an election campaign underway).

    July 25, 2010

  • JM sometimes rushes through an asperate aspiration but get the vacuum cleaner out to clean up afterwards.

    July 25, 2010

  • JM sometimes feels a bit too much of an asomatophyte but really can't tell the difference.

    July 25, 2010

  • JM is wearing his aseismic trousers today - everything will be just fine and dandy.

    July 25, 2010

  • JM wants to meet an ascidian so he can say 'Howdy, squirt!' without fear of getting punched in the nose.

    July 25, 2010

  • JM despairs at the very notion of ascians, without a shadow of a doubt it must be torrid!

    July 25, 2010

  • JM wonders if a food forest in the back and front yards qualifies as arviculture and if so does that qualify him as a cultured type this arvo?

    July 25, 2010

  • JM is ripping off to artuate some art.

    July 25, 2010

  • JM respects baragouin wherever he encounters it.

    July 16, 2010

  • JM wonders if having baraesthesia is a weight to bear

    July 16, 2010

  • JM is practically a bandobast.

    July 16, 2010

  • JM is calling all banausic folk to sit down and remain uncounted, please.

    July 16, 2010

  • JM knows many a balsamical person and some who could slip right into it in a moment.

    July 16, 2010

  • JM is reading a fascinating balneography but it keeps getting cold.

    July 16, 2010

  • JM enjoys the personal babery of some folk - must also be personal bravery in some cases.

    July 16, 2010

  • JM is clammed and might have some shellfish if that's not too selfish.

    July 16, 2010

  • JM has heard that bailiffs expected a reward for executing their office with civility and this was known as Civility Money - he would be quite happy to pay out the odd dollar or two if he could reintroduce this custom into today's public service.

    July 16, 2010

  • JM loves a good, old fashioned circumbendibus but they are so hard to get these days perhaps it could be the influence of all these electrical games and things that the youngsters play with and this singing that sounds like talking.

    July 16, 2010

  • JM suggests that some folk should shut their potato trap, and give their red rag a holiday.

    July 16, 2010

  • JM knew many foolish elders who evoked rawhead and bloody bones as a way of calming distressed folk - all have since entered politics.

    July 16, 2010

  • JM has known many a rattle-pate and treasures the additions to his store of whimsy

    July 16, 2010

  • JM has never met a nutty rascaglione.

    July 16, 2010

  • JM is aiming to join the raree shew men - a solar powered slide projector and a fancy rat in a hat and he's away!

    July 16, 2010

  • JM follows the intellectual path of the crankle.

    July 8, 2010

  • JM is growing brassicas to reheat and serve as crambe repetita for ever and ever and ever, amen.

    July 8, 2010

  • JM cozens his cousins.

    July 8, 2010

  • JM covinously deceives the conspirators - kettles and pots!!

    July 8, 2010

  • JM wonders whatever happened to the good old craft of couvre-feu manufacture - scuttled probably!

    July 8, 2010

  • JM tries to instigate another coup d'essai (so he says!).

    July 8, 2010

  • JM carries off yet another coup de plume with his usual style!

    July 8, 2010

  • JM is constantly balancing counterpoise and counterpole and that's what counts.

    July 8, 2010

  • JM is constantly balancing counterpoise and counterpole and that's what counts.

    July 8, 2010

  • JM knows some very nice countercasters and counts them amongst his numerate friends.

    July 8, 2010

  • JM will only be part of it ad vitam aut culpam.

    July 8, 2010

  • JM wonders whatever happened to ad verecundiam.

    July 8, 2010

  • JM knows there is a word for it and suspects it is ad verbum.

    July 8, 2010

  • JM always value adds to values ad valorem.

    July 8, 2010

  • JM has made it his custom ad usum.

    July 8, 2010

  • JM doesn't like to point the finger ad unguem

    July 8, 2010

  • JM ad rem!

    July 8, 2010

  • JM guesses that ads are ad populum addresses.

    July 8, 2010

  • JM wonders why ad misericordiam sounds so pathetic.

    July 8, 2010

  • JM tries to always be ad locum at the right time yet sometimes can't because of traffic delays.

    June 27, 2010

  • JM utters, on the spur of the moment, another ad libitum that is not only not written nor rehearsed but will replace some forgotten lines that he can't remember.

    June 27, 2010

  • JM wishes it wasn't so dicey to leave matters ad judicium.

    June 27, 2010

  • JM has made an ad interim decision to leave it uncertain.

    June 27, 2010

  • JM is confused by not understanding ad ignorantium whilst depending on not knowing something essential and arguing that something is true because it has not been proven false and will be challenging another to disprove rather than endeavouring to prove it himself.

    June 27, 2010

  • JM has a feeling of displacement ad hunc locum.

    June 27, 2010

  • JM can't think of a better motto than 'ad hanc vocem' at this particular moment of time.

    June 27, 2010

  • JM doesn't want to put too fine a point to it but ad finem has a point that is quite finite.

    June 27, 2010

  • JM doesn't ever engage with folk ad crumenam in case they require change.

    June 27, 2010

  • JM constantly strives ad captandum benevolentiam as it is one of his favourites.

    June 27, 2010

  • JM works very hard ad captandum vulgus but in a tasteful way.

    June 27, 2010

  • JM appreciates ad baculum and is quite prepared to punch anyone who doesn't.

    June 27, 2010

  • JM wants to spend this weekend averruncating.

    June 17, 2010

  • JM prioritises his auxesis collection catalogue

    June 17, 2010

  • JM reckons, straight up, that the autotropics rule.

    June 17, 2010

  • JM knows that autotomy is really retail therapy

    June 17, 2010

  • JM doesn't wish to be an autothaumaturgist but it sometimes seems to be thrust upon him.

    June 17, 2010

  • JM reckons the autotelic ends justify the autotelic means

    June 17, 2010

  • JM constructs status in an autoschediastic outburst

    June 17, 2010

  • JM whispers in his own ear that autoschediasm is really just made up stuff

    June 17, 2010

  • JM is an occasional autophobe and is not alone in this

    June 17, 2010

  • JM always uses an autonym for privacy reasons

    June 17, 2010

  • JM wants to make a new automorphic but has lost the pattern

    June 17, 2010

  • JM is optimistic that 'aeolistic' will reveal its meaning by other than a traditional dictionary-type explanation (a couple of usage examples probably obscure rather than illuminate) as the word obviously relates to a couple of other words but it's hard to be sure what will be triggered in people's minds when they encounter a particular word even though they may not have seen it before.

    June 13, 2010

  • JM reckons aenos rules!

    June 13, 2010

  • JM trusts that adynamia will not be a force to be reckoned with.

    June 13, 2010

  • JM knows that exaggerating an actual event by reference to something impossible is not part of his adynaton tendencies.

    June 13, 2010

  • JM wants something to happen in the adytum that shows it for what it is.

    June 13, 2010

  • JM is totally against all things adversative.

    June 13, 2010

  • JM has a collection of adversaria that are most certainly not commonplace.

    June 13, 2010

  • JM is relaxed about adventitious adventures.

    June 13, 2010

  • JM wishes to advise that because of circumstances beyond his control he has to use the word advenience.

    June 13, 2010

  • JM adjusts adust additions so they cheer up a bit.

    June 13, 2010

  • JM is approaching aduncity as a way of getting back to the beginning, eventually.

    June 13, 2010

  • JM adumbrates the adumbral, yet again.

    June 13, 2010

  • JM states with certainty, 'Adsum', at least 75% of the time.

    June 13, 2010

  • JM is adsorbed yet finds it strangely attractive.

    June 13, 2010

  • JM is agonising over adonizing.

    June 13, 2010

  • JM wishes someone, somewhere would say about him 'He's an admincle fella, that one is'!

    May 30, 2010

  • JM has an adjectitious tendency to compost words.

    May 30, 2010

  • JM engages the world in a most adient way - ooh! look at that over there and that over there and that up there - oooh!

    May 30, 2010

  • JM advises staying out of the kitchen if you are adiathermic as well!

    May 30, 2010

  • JM is composing the Adiapneustia Anonymous anthem - 'For it's a jolly poor pore, and sweat stains all of us'.

    May 30, 2010

  • JM is building a fence so the adiaphorous have somewhere to sit.

    May 30, 2010

  • JM utters an adiaphoristic 'whatever'.

    May 30, 2010

  • JM has a meeting with an asylum of managers

    May 26, 2010

  • JM has encountered an assemblage of jigsaw puzzlers

    May 26, 2010

  • JM is sad about an abandonment of orphans

    May 26, 2010

  • JM is leading an aarmoury of aardvarks

    May 26, 2010

  • JM can't bear the thought of phronemophobia

    May 26, 2010

  • JM opines, off the top of his head, that peladophobia is not her suit.

    May 26, 2010

  • JM urges a catholic rethink of peccatophobia.

    May 26, 2010

  • JM has often wondered if patroiophobia is hereditary

    May 26, 2010

  • JM remembers his anamnesis with fondness

    May 26, 2010

  • JM is compiling a compendium of analects made up of the last three words of 7,000 bestsellers.

    May 26, 2010

  • JM and a gnostic are jogging to a decidedly anagogig gig.

    May 26, 2010

  • JM is experiencing anagalactic shock.

    May 26, 2010

  • JM aspires to anadiplosis, anadiplosis for its own sake.

    May 26, 2010

  • JM wonders how, as a teetotaller, he can ever have an anacreontic lost weekend.

    May 26, 2010

  • JM wants to be a skilled anacoluthon practitioner so that all the world shall -- I will do such things,what they are, yet I know not.

    May 26, 2010

  • JM enjoys a good old fashioned, immature carminative joke

    May 26, 2010

  • JM always applauds anyone demonstrating captation

    May 26, 2010

  • JM knows a true man would never wear a capote.

    May 26, 2010

  • JM gets a charge from his good old capacitance

    May 26, 2010

  • JM considers parasitophobia to be nit picking.

    May 24, 2010

  • JM knows there is a big market for iPads among papyrophobia sufferers

    May 24, 2010

  • JM wonders if there is anything left after contracting sinistrophobia

    May 24, 2010

  • JM reckons selenophobia is just plain loony.

    May 24, 2010

  • JM thinks that instances of selaphobia are probably over in a flash

    May 24, 2010

  • JM mispronounces crepehangars so it more aptly describes them

    May 24, 2010

  • JM wishes that all cranky creancers meant well or not at all.

    May 24, 2010

  • JM observes that crassilingual utterances are a real mouthful

    May 24, 2010

  • JM wonders how acyanopsia sufferers feel when they are off colour.

    May 24, 2010

  • JM notes that the first three letters of Australia are the accepted abbreviation for 'actum ut supra' and wonders if that is a responsible for our historic cultural cringe.

    May 24, 2010

  • JM hopes acroteric matters come to an end soon

    May 24, 2010

  • JM had an initial reaction to acrologic matters

    May 24, 2010

  • JM reckons acroliths rock at the ends anyway.

    May 24, 2010

  • JM is beset by thoughts of an aciniform nature - whole bunches of them!

    May 24, 2010

  • JM wishes he could use 'algous' in an intelligent conversation with a single celled organism without any hint of condescension.

    May 3, 2010

  • JM and the Algid 'Armonisers make very cool sounds indeed.

    May 3, 2010

  • JM is cooling to the notion of algefacient matters.

    May 3, 2010

  • JM is liable to be nourished by words such as 'alible'.

    May 3, 2010

  • JM is surrounded by algedonic opportunities and struggles to resist some of them.

    May 3, 2010

  • JM proposes that the noble and time honoured test of alfet take the place of all government elections (and it may be a good idea to roll it out for not-for-profit association Boards too).

    May 3, 2010

  • JM can't believe that alethiology is a defined field of study!

    May 3, 2010

  • JM is an aleger fellow, and so say all of us!!

    May 3, 2010

  • JM is an aleger fellow, and so say all of us!!

    May 3, 2010

  • JM has conversations that are nittiness verbalised!

    May 3, 2010

  • JM is counting down the days to his next loranthaceous kiss with anyone else but me!

    May 3, 2010

  • JM proposes National Deliciate Day today - come on, indulge me!!

    May 3, 2010

  • JM never wishes to be an heinsby as it has a wretched meaning.

    May 3, 2010

  • JM is not involved in any hofles activity that he is aware of but is more than willing to be corrected on this matter if other evidence is forthcoming now or in the future or indeed in the past which is another country as we all know because of our intense concentration on everything that is to do with being concise and consistent in a complete and encompassing way.

    May 3, 2010

  • JM is beset by wahala wallas.

    May 3, 2010

  • JM hears yappers yaply yapping.

    May 3, 2010

  • JM was nabbed while knabbling but now it's once bitten twice as obscure.

    May 3, 2010

  • JM is not and never will be a jollux - he just doesn't have it in him.

    May 3, 2010

  • JM is not one to drumble so don't grumble.

    May 3, 2010

  • JM has heard that some folk jollop together and some just don't - must be to do with birds of a feather etc etc.

    May 3, 2010

  • JM goes to the Hasty Tasty to partake of the hastery quite quickly.

    May 3, 2010

  • JM knew a gerbil who was always jirbling.

    May 3, 2010

  • JM loves kenching - no joke!

    May 3, 2010

  • JM and his gang of gilly-gaupuses are serious about it!

    May 3, 2010

  • JM is calling all hoddypeaks to account!

    May 3, 2010

  • JM is never one for peenging and wishes people would stop pointing at him and saying he is!

    May 3, 2010

  • JM observes the outrageous brannigans of outrageous hooligans.

    May 3, 2010

  • JM refuses to be jargogled but it's not clear how that isn't going to happen.

    May 3, 2010

  • JM wants everyone to acknowledge the moliminousness of his status updates.

    May 3, 2010

  • JM has a rachisagra - which is a pain in the neck!

    May 3, 2010

  • JM knows he should be working but the scopperloit beckons.

    May 3, 2010

  • JM seems to have curwhibbles all over the floor!

    May 3, 2010

  • JM is looking forward to moving in to his new tchotchketorium and finally getting his knicks and knacks in some sort of order.

    May 3, 2010

  • JM is looking for a knackatory for ideas.

    April 29, 2010

  • JM is a'dustin' the finnimbruns - again!

    April 29, 2010

  • JM is writing a new online course 'How to Turn Other's Limbecks To your Commercial Advantage'.

    April 29, 2010

  • JM observes that this seems to be geason season.

    April 29, 2010

  • JM is off his eadness today!

    April 29, 2010

  • JM is bogglish about certain uncertain things.

    April 29, 2010

  • JM is reviewing the Hitchhiker's Guide to Hodophobia.

    April 24, 2010

  • JM wishestostate, onceandforall, thathedoesnotsufferfrom hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.

    April 24, 2010

  • JM is shocked each time he encounters hormephobia.

    April 24, 2010

  • JM suggests that hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia is a devil of an affliction.

    April 24, 2010

  • JM wants to celebrate each and every instance of hereiophobia recovery.

    April 24, 2010

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