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  • JM abhors absolutely ab hinc!

    November 12, 2010

  • JM has a knitting pattern that demands ab asino lanam - now that's just too hard!!

    November 12, 2010

  • JM wasn't around ab aeterno but has heard that is was extremely interesting.

    November 12, 2010

  • JM is developing his ab absurdos

    November 12, 2010

  • JM embroiders 'A verbis ad verbera' on his hankie.

    November 12, 2010

  • JM is travelling a posse ad esse and back again!

    November 12, 2010

  • JM is fascinated by the range of things people pack in a pedibus usque ad caput

    November 12, 2010

  • JM is situated somewhere a mari usque ad mare

    November 12, 2010

  • JM is in the suburbs - a fronte praecipitium a tergo lupi

    November 12, 2010

  • JM for no reason at all reckons a fortiori

    November 12, 2010

  • JM tripped up a capite ad calcem and back again!

    November 12, 2010

  • JM entreats the adoption of a bene placito as a temporal marker.

    November 12, 2010

  • JM enjoys a contrario!

    November 12, 2010

  • JM has the wind up about anemophobia.

    October 26, 2010

  • JM gives a shout out to the Anechoic Club.

    October 26, 2010

  • JM reckons an amphisbaena wouldn't know if it's coming or going.

    October 26, 2010

  • JM knows that amphilogism runs rings around straight talking

    October 26, 2010

  • JM makes a nonsense of amphigory.

    October 26, 2010

  • JM attempted to sketch all amphigean instances of nothing but drew a blank.

    October 26, 2010

  • JM wonders if this makes for an amphicyrtic impression.

    October 26, 2010

  • JM regards the shadows on the amphicoelous walls.

    October 26, 2010

  • JM quibbles over the usage of amphibology and amphiboly.

    October 26, 2010

  • JM quibbles over the usage of amphibology and amphiboly.

    October 26, 2010

  • JM is well versed in amphibolic thought patterns.

    October 26, 2010

  • JM searched for an online amour-propre dating agency for a good friend of his.

    October 26, 2010

  • JM promotes ammotherapy with a friend if it doesn't go against the grain.

    October 26, 2010

  • JM has lost his ammophilous bucket and spade - must be buried somewhere.

    October 26, 2010

  • JM would be an amicus humani generis if he had good material to work with.

    October 26, 2010

  • JM has searched in vain for an amicicide social club.

    October 26, 2010

  • JM wonders why it's always the right weather for an ami de cour?

    October 26, 2010

  • JM commits amebicide regularly.

    October 26, 2010

  • JM wonders if you want the good amblysia or the bad amblysia first?

    October 26, 2010

  • JM is the very model of an ambivert in his green walking suit.

    October 26, 2010

  • JM is shocked to discover ambisinisters exists - they should be left alone!

    October 26, 2010

  • JM ambles along ambages and arrives at A.

    October 26, 2010

  • JM views amatorculists with disdain, and that stain too.

    October 26, 2010

  • JM allocutionates with a vengeance.

    October 26, 2010

  • JM looks up allochthonous looks just to see what he can see.

    October 26, 2010

  • JM is tired of allochroous political parties.

    October 26, 2010

  • JM utters 'aliter!'

    October 26, 2010

  • JM is aliquantly and aliquotly eloquent in his exactness

    October 26, 2010

  • JM is aliquantly and aliquotly eloquent in his exactness

    October 26, 2010

  • JM caught an aliped on the fly and on the trot.

    October 26, 2010

  • JM acknowledges that some things are so amazing that diplopia is required.

    October 18, 2010

  • JM wonders if a diplocephalus ever frightens itself.

    October 18, 2010

  • JM enjoyed discovering 'diplasiasmus - n. - the incorrect doubling of a singgle sic letter' (fully sic!)

    October 18, 2010

  • JM regards his head as just another diotic element.

    October 18, 2010

  • JM dioristically stands out from the crowd whilst remaining seated throughout the whole engagement.

    October 18, 2010

  • JM is seriously looking forward and upward to his visit to the dinical clinical centre of gravity.

    October 18, 2010

  • JM dimidiates with gusto, old mate!

    October 18, 2010

  • JM is being dimerously distracted twoday!

    October 18, 2010

  • JM got a digraph in this morning's mail.

    October 18, 2010

  • JM reckons digonousness is obtuse.

    October 18, 2010

  • JM broods over his digoneutic moods

    October 18, 2010

  • JM is aiming to restrict his dilogy in a diligent and intentional (good) manner.

    October 18, 2010

  • JM не понимает много вещей потому что он клонит повиснуть вокруг с diglots много

    October 18, 2010

  • JM loosely lists a vagary of impediments

    October 12, 2010

  • JM considers a cutting of cynics and decides to join with nicer types.

    October 12, 2010

  • JM doesn't quite know what approach to take to a confusion of meanderings

    October 12, 2010

  • JM adds to a collective of nouns

    October 12, 2010

  • JM warns against associating with a clutch of kleptomaniacs

    October 12, 2010

  • JM sees so many folk with a burden of yolks

    October 12, 2010

  • JM sized up a bout of estimations

    October 12, 2010

  • JM enjoyed a boo of surprises

    October 12, 2010

  • JM watched a blur of bicyclists

    October 12, 2010

  • JM is diffident about an attitude of teenagers

    October 12, 2010

  • JM often meets with an asylum of managers

    October 12, 2010

  • JM connected with an assemblage of jigsaw puzzlers

    October 12, 2010

  • JM brightened up considerably when he encountered an array of luminaries

    October 12, 2010

  • JM identifies an annoyance of mobile phones by their peculiar cries.

    October 12, 2010

  • JM espies an ambush of widows

    October 12, 2010

  • JM steps out with an amble of walkers

    October 12, 2010

  • JM knows that you just can't take anything away from an addition of mathematicians

    October 12, 2010

  • JM suggests an accompaniment of condiments is a seasonal thing

    October 12, 2010

  • JM endures an absence of waiters

    October 12, 2010

  • JM fortifies against an aarmory of aardvarks

    October 12, 2010

  • JM is thinking deeply about cogitabundness

    October 5, 2010

  • JM reckons all art was coetaneous art at some stage.

    October 5, 2010

  • JM is trenchantly a coenaculous sort of fellow.

    October 5, 2010

  • JM has a coemption on a whole lot of stuff no one else wants.

    October 5, 2010

  • JM reckons that words like coelialgia are gut wrenching.

    October 5, 2010

  • JM wants you to guess what a coddum is.

    October 5, 2010

  • JM has too many coarctate ideas - not mushroom inside!

    October 5, 2010

  • JM coapts conceptually constantly.

    October 5, 2010

  • JM ackowledges that those that coagment usually stay together

    October 5, 2010

  • JM has met a few clysters of the people lately.

    October 5, 2010

  • JM experienced a clonic boom - most unpleasant!

    October 5, 2010

  • JM wonders what clithridiate openings there are left in life now.

    October 5, 2010

  • JM made a clinquant clanger the other day - as meretricious as it was showy.

    October 5, 2010

  • JM had a dream he was suffering from clinophobia - that was a real wake up call!

    October 5, 2010

  • JM is inclined to get a new clinometer but is acutely aware that he doesn't want to be too obtuse - that's right, isn't

    it?

    October 5, 2010

  • JM was thinking about clinomania but dozed off

    October 5, 2010

  • JM sidles up to most things in a clinodromic manner.

    October 5, 2010

  • JM finds clinamen binding.

    October 5, 2010

  • JM is anticipating a grand climacteric in the next year or so.

    October 5, 2010

  • JM has a clue that a clew is more than a painter in a corner

    October 5, 2010

  • JM is secure in his belief in the innate cleverness of all forms of clevis.

    October 5, 2010

  • JM reckons that ademonists are real devils.

    October 5, 2010

  • JM wants to addititiously value add.

    October 5, 2010

  • JM has stopped collecting additament

    October 5, 2010

  • JM abhores acyrology and considers it to be pulp diction!

    October 5, 2010

  • JM is feeling off colour in an achroous sort of way.

    October 5, 2010

  • JM performs the daily acronychal ritual and switches on the light.

    October 5, 2010

  • JM doesn't want to know about the acherontic side of life - he just wants to remain in the dark.

    October 5, 2010

  • JM is becoming, or tending to be, an acescent person hater.

    October 5, 2010

  • JM looks out upon the acervuline garden - aren't ants great!

    October 5, 2010

  • JM knows a stand up comic who is also an acersecomic so his hair is a big flop!

    October 5, 2010

  • JM is a wake up to dormition!

    September 27, 2010

  • JM is looking around for dolichocercic, dolichocnemic, dolichofacial, dolichopodous and dolioform folk to hang out with - should make him look heaps better!

    September 27, 2010

  • JM has adopted "Dolce Far Niente" as his motto (for absolutely no reason whatsoever!!).

    September 27, 2010

  • JM is at pains to measure his latest dol!

    September 27, 2010

  • JM looks at the dodecafid eggs in the carton then separates the yolks from the whites so, with the shells, ends up 4 times better off!!

    September 27, 2010

  • JM aspires to docta ignorantia! Must do a workshop on it!

    September 27, 2010

  • JM wonders what's up with docimasy that means it's so undecided.

    September 27, 2010

  • JM dixits!

    September 27, 2010

  • JM divulses the language.

    September 27, 2010

  • JM went out, diversivolently. Couldn't find anyone so came home again.

    September 27, 2010

  • JM divaricates in a global sense, if you get what I mean!

    September 27, 2010

  • JM will never divagate from his digressions nor digress from his divagations.

    September 27, 2010

  • JM wonders if life can ever be diuturnal enough.

    September 22, 2010

  • JM is unsure whether to double or triple his ditrichotomous collections.

    September 22, 2010

  • JM misses carbon paper and its ditokous output.

    September 22, 2010

  • JM refuses to indulge in dithyrambic status updates no matter how much he is provoked by the enemies within and the antagonistic efforts of those who strive to bring it all down around his ears! Buggers!

    September 22, 2010

  • JM dithers about ditheism but can see both sides.

    September 22, 2010

  • JM wonders if a successful monk is a dithecal monk?

    September 22, 2010

  • JM is distrait ....................................................................................... see!

    September 22, 2010

  • JM calls upon all and sundry to act with distraint and he'll go halves.

    September 22, 2010

  • JM is planting beans in distichous manner! Sort of a two bean mix really!

    September 22, 2010

  • JM stimulates his dissimulative simulator and dissimulates away!

    September 22, 2010

  • JM is a'going out and is well bedizened!!

    September 22, 2010

  • JM is appalled at the **#$^#@!(()^&%$#@! bdelygmia he encounters every $#^*%(*)(*_*%$#@ where he (*^*$$#@!!#&()_^$# goes these days!!

    September 22, 2010

  • JM loves a good old bavardage session - wag that chin and shoot that there breeze!!

    September 22, 2010

  • JM has a battological aversion to battological reiterations of battalogical logicalities!!

    September 22, 2010

  • JM is able to leap batophobia at a single bound.

    September 12, 2010

  • JM doesn't want to become too entangled in batology.

    September 12, 2010

  • JM is a bathymetry expert and is known far and wide for his deep understandings

    September 12, 2010

  • JM knows there are many bathylimnetic creatures who leave home very early to get to their offices.

    September 12, 2010

  • JM dabbles in bathybic handwriting underwater competitions.

    September 12, 2010

  • JM loves a nice long bathmism.

    September 12, 2010

  • JM does like to be beside the bathic bits - not too keen about being in them, but beside is nice.

    September 12, 2010

  • JM reckons it was never a treat to have a bastinado.

    September 12, 2010

  • JM is taking a stand against basophobia.

    September 12, 2010

  • JM is up in the air about basilar matters.

    September 12, 2010

  • JM pays lip service to all forms of basiation.

    September 12, 2010

  • JM is fabricating a miniscule bascule from drawings that won't fall down.

    September 12, 2010

  • JM can't quite get it out but knows it is baryphonia.

    September 12, 2010

  • JM is contemplating his barycentre

    September 12, 2010

  • JM is a barratrous pacifist

    September 12, 2010

  • JM and his baroxyton - available now. It's big and it's brassy, it's a baroxyton!

    September 12, 2010

  • JM knows that barlogy is a weighty matter and NOT a barrel of laughs!

    September 12, 2010

  • JM is feeling pressure to upgrade his good old barograph

    September 12, 2010

  • JM advocates universal alterity

    August 30, 2010

  • JM thinks that all alogisms are unreasonably absurd unless they are included in a well developed reasonable plan

    August 30, 2010

  • JM wants to get it off his almira.

    August 30, 2010

  • JM heretofore has not assumed an allonym but henceforth will be known as KN (but only for the period of the current status).

    August 30, 2010

  • JM urges a serious reconsideration of allotriophagy and the impacts of colonialism.

    August 30, 2010

  • JM loves to go a'allolaliaing along a mounting tract.

    August 30, 2010

  • JM regards his allograph book with contempt - how many of these roses are really red anyway?

    August 30, 2010

  • JM is a fan of allogamy but only of the conceptual kind.

    August 30, 2010

  • JM doubts everything to do with dubiety.

    August 29, 2010

  • JM ruminates on the rustic craft of drugget making and suggests a coarse course is the cause of course.

    August 29, 2010

  • JM hates it when he has to talk with someone with a droze nose.

    August 29, 2010

  • JM designed a really nice dromical structure so the narrow minded among us have somewhere to hang out.

    August 29, 2010

  • JM is sick and tired of drepaniform thoughts.

    August 29, 2010

  • JM drees

    August 29, 2010

  • JM wonders if it is always the year of the dragonnade

    August 29, 2010

  • JM has no opinion at all on doxastic matters

    August 29, 2010

  • JM urges a serious reconsideration of the merits of doulocracy given the numbers of us out there

    August 29, 2010

  • JM wonders why dosser crafters are so hard to find these days when there seems to be so many around.

    August 29, 2010

  • JM can't see the purpose for the dysteleology!

    August 18, 2010

  • JM is determined that dysphemism is never referred to as a disparaging or disagreeable

    August 18, 2010

  • JM discusses dyslogy daily - disgusting!!

    August 18, 2010

  • JM was quite touched by his brush with dysaesthesia.

    August 18, 2010

  • JM digs dygograms, indeed is quite attracted to them.

    August 18, 2010

  • JM reckons it doesn't make much difference who wins the election 'cause it's always a dyarchy - us and them!

    August 18, 2010

  • JM hears the repeated cry in the distance - 'We will, we will dwergmal you!'

    August 18, 2010

  • JM calls upon all acephalists to elect their leader in the most democratic and transparent manner

    August 18, 2010

  • JM offers all the losers an accessit

    August 18, 2010

  • JM rejoices in his acaudateness

    August 18, 2010

  • JM wonders if it's the nation rather than the state of acatalepsy

    August 18, 2010

  • JM just encountered theologicophobia - OMG!

    August 13, 2010

  • JM is attending a workshop on Androlepsia for Fun and Profit

    August 13, 2010

  • JM wants to shine a light on cases of andabateness but is told that it doesn't exist.

    August 13, 2010

  • JM is in two minds about ancipitousness as a lifestyle choice

    August 13, 2010

  • JM counters anautarchia by laughing at it!

    August 13, 2010

  • JM is vocal in his support of anaudia as a community engagement strategy

    August 13, 2010

  • JM is suffering from anatreptic shock

    August 13, 2010

  • JM naturally anastrophises

    August 13, 2010

  • JM is putting together a series of case studies to demonstrate anapodictic instances of closing the strable door after the demon has escaped

    August 13, 2010

  • JM wonders if his ananym is a true pseudo name or merely a eman oduesp eurt?

    August 13, 2010

  • JM was lost in an ananthous garden and therefore couldn't take time to smell anything at all.

    August 13, 2010

  • JM says 'give that man an ananias!'

    August 13, 2010

  • JM is all sevens and sixes about anachronic use-by-dates from days gone by.

    August 13, 2010

  • JM is a citizen of the land of anachorism

    August 13, 2010

  • JM went to the Lost and Found to collect his anacampserote.

    August 13, 2010

  • JM supposes that anabiosis kicks in post election.

    August 13, 2010

  • JM asked the travel agent for a cheap anabasis but it appears not to be on offer this week nor next.

    August 13, 2010

  • JM is in the market for an ampollosity filter

    August 13, 2010

  • JM engages with democracy in a decidedly ampliative manner these days

    August 13, 2010

  • JM assumes amphoteric folk are neither here nor there.

    August 13, 2010

  • JM has a real case of theatrophobia because of the types who hang around there.

    August 8, 2010

  • JM really is concerned about spreading tapinophobia

    August 8, 2010

  • JM knows that hypsiphobia is all a matter of perspective

    August 8, 2010

  • JM nodded off when reading the Hypnophobia Society Annual Report.

    August 8, 2010

  • JM would really like to take up the position as President of the Hypengyophobia Society but won't.

    August 8, 2010

  • JM can't see the hylophobia for the dendrophobia

    August 8, 2010

  • JM thinks that some hygrophobia sufferers are real drips.

    August 8, 2010

  • JM knows that some cases of hyelophobia can be shattering.

    August 8, 2010

  • JM wonders what would have happened if Hopalong Cassidy had hoplophobia.

    August 8, 2010

  • JM reckons that all homilophobia sufferers need a good talking to!

    August 8, 2010

  • JM sips his pea soup and ponders the causes of homichlophobia

    August 8, 2010

  • JM shakes his nous-box in wonder and wonders about his shake-box

    August 8, 2010

  • JM watches the antics of the nigmenogs as they nim from the citizens

    August 8, 2010

  • JM watches the antics of the nigmenogs as they nim from the citizens

    August 8, 2010

  • JM puts the jelly, custard and cake together and calls himself a niffynaffy fellow

    August 8, 2010

  • JM loves saying nincumpoop whenever the opportunity arises

    August 8, 2010

  • JM wonders if "Just don't bother" is the nikey motto

    August 8, 2010

  • JM simply knows that a nick ninny will always survive

    August 8, 2010

  • JM shakes his head when thinking of Nick's nom de niqne

    August 8, 2010

  • JM honestly cannot recall the last time he was a nazy nab.

    August 8, 2010

  • JM has nary a negative thing to say about nay words in general and horses for courses in particular

    August 8, 2010

  • JM states that nation long way is really a very long way.

    July 31, 2010

  • JM loves everything nacky!

    July 31, 2010

  • JM advocates nabbing the teaze as a new reality show.

    July 31, 2010

  • JM puts on his penthouse nab and and slopes off outside.

    July 31, 2010

  • JM reckons that when an asthenophobe is tickled pink you just can't tell!

    July 31, 2010

  • JM avoids asthenic weeks

    July 31, 2010

  • JM aspires to form an asterism with all the other asterisks he knows.

    July 31, 2010

  • JM prides himself on his ability to craft almost imperceptible asteisms that are models of propriety and correctness.

    July 31, 2010

  • JM is one half of an astatic pair.

    July 31, 2010

  • JM has put his assoil papers in the compost.

    July 31, 2010

  • JM asseverates that he is emphatically positive.

    July 31, 2010

  • JM engages in an assentaneous manner when it really doesn't matter.

    July 31, 2010

  • JM is taking out assecuration so he can be sure there will always be a sea to go down to (in ships or otherwise).

    July 31, 2010

  • JM is transported by a disreputable asportation mob masquerading as a political party.

    July 25, 2010

  • JM has many, many aspheterism resources but resolutely refuses to share them with anyone.

    July 25, 2010

  • JM stands his ground upon the asphalt and assures all that it is a case of asphalia (even though there is an election campaign underway).

    July 25, 2010

  • JM sometimes rushes through an asperate aspiration but get the vacuum cleaner out to clean up afterwards.

    July 25, 2010

  • JM sometimes feels a bit too much of an asomatophyte but really can't tell the difference.

    July 25, 2010

  • JM is wearing his aseismic trousers today - everything will be just fine and dandy.

    July 25, 2010

  • JM wants to meet an ascidian so he can say 'Howdy, squirt!' without fear of getting punched in the nose.

    July 25, 2010

  • JM despairs at the very notion of ascians, without a shadow of a doubt it must be torrid!

    July 25, 2010

  • JM wonders if a food forest in the back and front yards qualifies as arviculture and if so does that qualify him as a cultured type this arvo?

    July 25, 2010

  • JM is ripping off to artuate some art.

    July 25, 2010

  • JM respects baragouin wherever he encounters it.

    July 16, 2010

  • JM wonders if having baraesthesia is a weight to bear

    July 16, 2010

  • JM is practically a bandobast.

    July 16, 2010

  • JM is calling all banausic folk to sit down and remain uncounted, please.

    July 16, 2010

  • JM knows many a balsamical person and some who could slip right into it in a moment.

    July 16, 2010

  • JM is reading a fascinating balneography but it keeps getting cold.

    July 16, 2010

  • JM enjoys the personal babery of some folk - must also be personal bravery in some cases.

    July 16, 2010

  • JM is clammed and might have some shellfish if that's not too selfish.

    July 16, 2010

  • JM has heard that bailiffs expected a reward for executing their office with civility and this was known as Civility Money - he would be quite happy to pay out the odd dollar or two if he could reintroduce this custom into today's public service.

    July 16, 2010

  • JM loves a good, old fashioned circumbendibus but they are so hard to get these days perhaps it could be the influence of all these electrical games and things that the youngsters play with and this singing that sounds like talking.

    July 16, 2010

  • JM suggests that some folk should shut their potato trap, and give their red rag a holiday.

    July 16, 2010

  • JM knew many foolish elders who evoked rawhead and bloody bones as a way of calming distressed folk - all have since entered politics.

    July 16, 2010

  • JM has known many a rattle-pate and treasures the additions to his store of whimsy

    July 16, 2010

  • JM has never met a nutty rascaglione.

    July 16, 2010

  • JM is aiming to join the raree shew men - a solar powered slide projector and a fancy rat in a hat and he's away!

    July 16, 2010

  • JM follows the intellectual path of the crankle.

    July 8, 2010

  • JM is growing brassicas to reheat and serve as crambe repetita for ever and ever and ever, amen.

    July 8, 2010

  • JM cozens his cousins.

    July 8, 2010

  • JM covinously deceives the conspirators - kettles and pots!!

    July 8, 2010

  • JM wonders whatever happened to the good old craft of couvre-feu manufacture - scuttled probably!

    July 8, 2010

  • JM tries to instigate another coup d'essai (so he says!).

    July 8, 2010

  • JM carries off yet another coup de plume with his usual style!

    July 8, 2010

  • JM is constantly balancing counterpoise and counterpole and that's what counts.

    July 8, 2010

  • JM is constantly balancing counterpoise and counterpole and that's what counts.

    July 8, 2010

  • JM knows some very nice countercasters and counts them amongst his numerate friends.

    July 8, 2010

  • JM will only be part of it ad vitam aut culpam.

    July 8, 2010

  • JM wonders whatever happened to ad verecundiam.

    July 8, 2010

  • JM knows there is a word for it and suspects it is ad verbum.

    July 8, 2010

  • JM always value adds to values ad valorem.

    July 8, 2010

  • JM has made it his custom ad usum.

    July 8, 2010

  • JM doesn't like to point the finger ad unguem

    July 8, 2010

  • JM ad rem!

    July 8, 2010

  • JM guesses that ads are ad populum addresses.

    July 8, 2010

  • JM wonders why ad misericordiam sounds so pathetic.

    July 8, 2010

  • JM tries to always be ad locum at the right time yet sometimes can't because of traffic delays.

    June 27, 2010

  • JM utters, on the spur of the moment, another ad libitum that is not only not written nor rehearsed but will replace some forgotten lines that he can't remember.

    June 27, 2010

  • JM wishes it wasn't so dicey to leave matters ad judicium.

    June 27, 2010

  • JM has made an ad interim decision to leave it uncertain.

    June 27, 2010

  • JM is confused by not understanding ad ignorantium whilst depending on not knowing something essential and arguing that something is true because it has not been proven false and will be challenging another to disprove rather than endeavouring to prove it himself.

    June 27, 2010

  • JM has a feeling of displacement ad hunc locum.

    June 27, 2010

  • JM can't think of a better motto than 'ad hanc vocem' at this particular moment of time.

    June 27, 2010

  • JM doesn't want to put too fine a point to it but ad finem has a point that is quite finite.

    June 27, 2010

  • JM doesn't ever engage with folk ad crumenam in case they require change.

    June 27, 2010

  • JM constantly strives ad captandum benevolentiam as it is one of his favourites.

    June 27, 2010

  • JM works very hard ad captandum vulgus but in a tasteful way.

    June 27, 2010

  • JM appreciates ad baculum and is quite prepared to punch anyone who doesn't.

    June 27, 2010

  • JM wants to spend this weekend averruncating.

    June 17, 2010

  • JM prioritises his auxesis collection catalogue

    June 17, 2010

  • JM reckons, straight up, that the autotropics rule.

    June 17, 2010

  • JM knows that autotomy is really retail therapy

    June 17, 2010

  • JM doesn't wish to be an autothaumaturgist but it sometimes seems to be thrust upon him.

    June 17, 2010

  • JM reckons the autotelic ends justify the autotelic means

    June 17, 2010

  • JM constructs status in an autoschediastic outburst

    June 17, 2010

  • JM whispers in his own ear that autoschediasm is really just made up stuff

    June 17, 2010

  • JM is an occasional autophobe and is not alone in this

    June 17, 2010

  • JM always uses an autonym for privacy reasons

    June 17, 2010

  • JM wants to make a new automorphic but has lost the pattern

    June 17, 2010

  • JM is optimistic that 'aeolistic' will reveal its meaning by other than a traditional dictionary-type explanation (a couple of usage examples probably obscure rather than illuminate) as the word obviously relates to a couple of other words but it's hard to be sure what will be triggered in people's minds when they encounter a particular word even though they may not have seen it before.

    June 13, 2010

  • JM reckons aenos rules!

    June 13, 2010

  • JM trusts that adynamia will not be a force to be reckoned with.

    June 13, 2010

  • JM knows that exaggerating an actual event by reference to something impossible is not part of his adynaton tendencies.

    June 13, 2010

  • JM wants something to happen in the adytum that shows it for what it is.

    June 13, 2010

  • JM is totally against all things adversative.

    June 13, 2010

  • JM has a collection of adversaria that are most certainly not commonplace.

    June 13, 2010

  • JM is relaxed about adventitious adventures.

    June 13, 2010

  • JM wishes to advise that because of circumstances beyond his control he has to use the word advenience.

    June 13, 2010

  • JM adjusts adust additions so they cheer up a bit.

    June 13, 2010

  • JM is approaching aduncity as a way of getting back to the beginning, eventually.

    June 13, 2010

  • JM adumbrates the adumbral, yet again.

    June 13, 2010

  • JM states with certainty, 'Adsum', at least 75% of the time.

    June 13, 2010

  • JM is adsorbed yet finds it strangely attractive.

    June 13, 2010

  • JM is agonising over adonizing.

    June 13, 2010

  • JM wishes someone, somewhere would say about him 'He's an admincle fella, that one is'!

    May 30, 2010

  • JM has an adjectitious tendency to compost words.

    May 30, 2010

  • JM engages the world in a most adient way - ooh! look at that over there and that over there and that up there - oooh!

    May 30, 2010

  • JM advises staying out of the kitchen if you are adiathermic as well!

    May 30, 2010

  • JM is composing the Adiapneustia Anonymous anthem - 'For it's a jolly poor pore, and sweat stains all of us'.

    May 30, 2010

  • JM is building a fence so the adiaphorous have somewhere to sit.

    May 30, 2010

  • JM utters an adiaphoristic 'whatever'.

    May 30, 2010

  • JM has a meeting with an asylum of managers

    May 26, 2010

  • JM has encountered an assemblage of jigsaw puzzlers

    May 26, 2010

  • JM is sad about an abandonment of orphans

    May 26, 2010

  • JM is leading an aarmoury of aardvarks

    May 26, 2010

  • JM can't bear the thought of phronemophobia

    May 26, 2010

  • JM opines, off the top of his head, that peladophobia is not her suit.

    May 26, 2010

  • JM urges a catholic rethink of peccatophobia.

    May 26, 2010

  • JM has often wondered if patroiophobia is hereditary

    May 26, 2010

  • JM remembers his anamnesis with fondness

    May 26, 2010

  • JM is compiling a compendium of analects made up of the last three words of 7,000 bestsellers.

    May 26, 2010

  • JM and a gnostic are jogging to a decidedly anagogig gig.

    May 26, 2010

  • JM is experiencing anagalactic shock.

    May 26, 2010

  • JM aspires to anadiplosis, anadiplosis for its own sake.

    May 26, 2010

  • JM wonders how, as a teetotaller, he can ever have an anacreontic lost weekend.

    May 26, 2010

  • JM wants to be a skilled anacoluthon practitioner so that all the world shall -- I will do such things,what they are, yet I know not.

    May 26, 2010

  • JM enjoys a good old fashioned, immature carminative joke

    May 26, 2010

  • JM always applauds anyone demonstrating captation

    May 26, 2010

  • JM knows a true man would never wear a capote.

    May 26, 2010

  • JM gets a charge from his good old capacitance

    May 26, 2010

  • JM considers parasitophobia to be nit picking.

    May 24, 2010

  • JM knows there is a big market for iPads among papyrophobia sufferers

    May 24, 2010

  • JM wonders if there is anything left after contracting sinistrophobia

    May 24, 2010

  • JM reckons selenophobia is just plain loony.

    May 24, 2010

  • JM thinks that instances of selaphobia are probably over in a flash

    May 24, 2010

  • JM mispronounces crepehangars so it more aptly describes them

    May 24, 2010

  • JM wishes that all cranky creancers meant well or not at all.

    May 24, 2010

  • JM observes that crassilingual utterances are a real mouthful

    May 24, 2010

  • JM wonders how acyanopsia sufferers feel when they are off colour.

    May 24, 2010

  • JM notes that the first three letters of Australia are the accepted abbreviation for 'actum ut supra' and wonders if that is a responsible for our historic cultural cringe.

    May 24, 2010

  • JM hopes acroteric matters come to an end soon

    May 24, 2010

  • JM had an initial reaction to acrologic matters

    May 24, 2010

  • JM reckons acroliths rock at the ends anyway.

    May 24, 2010

  • JM is beset by thoughts of an aciniform nature - whole bunches of them!

    May 24, 2010

  • JM wishes he could use 'algous' in an intelligent conversation with a single celled organism without any hint of condescension.

    May 3, 2010

  • JM and the Algid 'Armonisers make very cool sounds indeed.

    May 3, 2010

  • JM is cooling to the notion of algefacient matters.

    May 3, 2010

  • JM is liable to be nourished by words such as 'alible'.

    May 3, 2010

  • JM is surrounded by algedonic opportunities and struggles to resist some of them.

    May 3, 2010

  • JM proposes that the noble and time honoured test of alfet take the place of all government elections (and it may be a good idea to roll it out for not-for-profit association Boards too).

    May 3, 2010

  • JM can't believe that alethiology is a defined field of study!

    May 3, 2010

  • JM is an aleger fellow, and so say all of us!!

    May 3, 2010

  • JM is an aleger fellow, and so say all of us!!

    May 3, 2010

  • JM has conversations that are nittiness verbalised!

    May 3, 2010

  • JM is counting down the days to his next loranthaceous kiss with anyone else but me!

    May 3, 2010

  • JM proposes National Deliciate Day today - come on, indulge me!!

    May 3, 2010

  • JM never wishes to be an heinsby as it has a wretched meaning.

    May 3, 2010

  • JM is not involved in any hofles activity that he is aware of but is more than willing to be corrected on this matter if other evidence is forthcoming now or in the future or indeed in the past which is another country as we all know because of our intense concentration on everything that is to do with being concise and consistent in a complete and encompassing way.

    May 3, 2010

  • JM is beset by wahala wallas.

    May 3, 2010

  • JM hears yappers yaply yapping.

    May 3, 2010

  • JM was nabbed while knabbling but now it's once bitten twice as obscure.

    May 3, 2010

  • JM is not and never will be a jollux - he just doesn't have it in him.

    May 3, 2010

  • JM is not one to drumble so don't grumble.

    May 3, 2010

  • JM has heard that some folk jollop together and some just don't - must be to do with birds of a feather etc etc.

    May 3, 2010

  • JM goes to the Hasty Tasty to partake of the hastery quite quickly.

    May 3, 2010

  • JM knew a gerbil who was always jirbling.

    May 3, 2010

  • JM loves kenching - no joke!

    May 3, 2010

  • JM and his gang of gilly-gaupuses are serious about it!

    May 3, 2010

  • JM is calling all hoddypeaks to account!

    May 3, 2010

  • JM is never one for peenging and wishes people would stop pointing at him and saying he is!

    May 3, 2010

  • JM observes the outrageous brannigans of outrageous hooligans.

    May 3, 2010

  • JM refuses to be jargogled but it's not clear how that isn't going to happen.

    May 3, 2010

  • JM wants everyone to acknowledge the moliminousness of his status updates.

    May 3, 2010

  • JM has a rachisagra - which is a pain in the neck!

    May 3, 2010

  • JM knows he should be working but the scopperloit beckons.

    May 3, 2010

  • JM seems to have curwhibbles all over the floor!

    May 3, 2010

  • JM is looking forward to moving in to his new tchotchketorium and finally getting his knicks and knacks in some sort of order.

    May 3, 2010

  • JM is looking for a knackatory for ideas.

    April 29, 2010

  • JM is a'dustin' the finnimbruns - again!

    April 29, 2010

  • JM is writing a new online course 'How to Turn Other's Limbecks To your Commercial Advantage'.

    April 29, 2010

  • JM observes that this seems to be geason season.

    April 29, 2010

  • JM is off his eadness today!

    April 29, 2010

  • JM is bogglish about certain uncertain things.

    April 29, 2010

  • JM is reviewing the Hitchhiker's Guide to Hodophobia.

    April 24, 2010

  • JM wishestostate, onceandforall, thathedoesnotsufferfrom hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.

    April 24, 2010

  • JM is shocked each time he encounters hormephobia.

    April 24, 2010

  • JM suggests that hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia is a devil of an affliction.

    April 24, 2010

  • JM wants to celebrate each and every instance of hereiophobia recovery.

    April 24, 2010

  • JM knows that hemophobia is bloody awful.

    April 24, 2010

  • JM believes that all heliophobia sufferers will have their day in the sun.

    April 24, 2010

  • JM suddenly realised that someone had nicked his copy of the Harpaxophobia Handbook.

    April 24, 2010

  • JM is enormously pleased to be invited to join the Hedonophobia Appreciation Society.

    April 24, 2010

  • JM considers haphephobia to be more mental than physical.

    April 24, 2010

  • JM wonders who is the patron saint of hagiophobics.

    April 24, 2010

  • JM is sweating on overcoming his febriphobia.

    April 24, 2010

  • JM assumes that erythrophobia is a stop/go type thing.

    April 24, 2010

  • JM doesn't wish to be rude but erotophobia is really screwed.

    April 24, 2010

  • JM is sure that ergasiophobia is hard work.

    April 24, 2010

  • JM is not feeling himself since discovering his eremophobia.

    April 24, 2010

  • JM is trying to learn as much as he can about epistemophobia.

    April 24, 2010

  • JM says you have to get up early to beat eosophobia.

    April 24, 2010

  • JM just can't abide being criticised about his enosiophobia.

    April 24, 2010

  • JM is not alone with his enochlophobia.

    April 24, 2010

  • JM wonders if collectable insects suffer from enetophobia.

    April 24, 2010

  • JM is sick of emetophobia and all that it brings up.

    April 24, 2010

  • JM is captivated by eleutherophobia.

    April 24, 2010

  • JM is currently generating an Electrophobia Powerpoint.

    April 24, 2010

  • JM knows there is no fear like ecophobia.

    April 24, 2010

  • JM is attending the Demophobics Rally tomorrow and looking forward to catching up with lots of folk.

    April 24, 2010

  • JM ponders on the paradox of dementophobia.

    April 24, 2010

  • JM wonders if the popularity of fast food is aligned to a proportionate increase in deipnophobia.

    April 24, 2010

  • JM has to say that defecaloesiophobia is a frightful pain in the bum.

    April 24, 2010

  • JM doesn't know if he should attend the Decidophobia Conference or not

    April 13, 2010

  • JM just discovered cenophobia and doesn't like the idea at all

    April 13, 2010

  • JM is determined to look into catoptrophobia

    April 13, 2010

  • JM is standing for the position of Chair of the Cathisophobia Association

    April 13, 2010

  • JM has a strong suspicion that catagelophobics are just being silly

    April 13, 2010

  • JM will never suffer from cainotophobia as it is much too modern

    April 13, 2010

  • JM loves the very word 'cacophobia'

    April 13, 2010

  • JM engages in idle chit chat with many a bathophobic

    April 13, 2010

  • JM went to the Bathmophobia Society offices on the thirteenth floor of a building without an elevator - it wasn't very busy

    April 13, 2010

  • JM is seeking support for the Basiphobia walkathon

    April 13, 2010

  • JM was out of the Ballistophobia meeting like a shot

    April 13, 2010

  • JM and his excutient manner can give cause for alarm

    April 13, 2010

  • JM is lenient with events that are eveniency but is still prepared to wait and see

    April 13, 2010

  • JM wants to develop essomenic skills and knows he will soon

    April 13, 2010

  • JM is an ephydriad in his own bathtub

    April 13, 2010

  • JM considers drollicness to be merely someone pulling strings

    April 13, 2010

  • JM is seeking to desarcinate some words

    April 13, 2010

  • JM wonders is those given to vesthibitionism ever get them in a twist

    April 13, 2010

  • JM is nominating Gympie Road at Aspley for the Ventripotent Village Award

    April 13, 2010

  • JM knowns many usufructuary types and often visits them at home

    April 13, 2010

  • JM is planning to start a new political group - The Ultracrepidarian Party - should be a cert in the next election.

    April 13, 2010

  • JM ponders on the mammoth notion of ulotrichous elephants

    April 13, 2010

  • JM is teaching the Tibialoconcupiscents Anonymous members how to knit bulky, woollen tight

    April 13, 2010

  • JM is totally involved in strikhedonia just for the hell of it!

    April 2, 2010

  • JM advises all steatopygics to sit on it!

    April 2, 2010

  • JM avoids sphallolalia except when professionally done.

    April 2, 2010

  • JM is opening the first slubberdegullion club in Brisbane - send a sample of drool and $100 and you're in!

    April 2, 2010

  • JM has sgiomlaireached but that's OK as he lives here.

    April 2, 2010

  • JM turned around and managed to wiggle out of attending the Scolecophagous Banquet.

    April 2, 2010

  • JM hopes that sciapodous folk sock it to each other.

    April 2, 2010

  • JM tried to explain to his mate in the checked shirt that he was really scacchic!

    April 2, 2010

  • JM wants all saprostomous types to be breathtaking.

    April 2, 2010

  • JM wants to meet a sabrage expert (not for a drink though!).

    April 2, 2010

  • JM advocates intellectual runcation for all!

    April 2, 2010

  • JM aspires to a Fairy Fellers' Master-Stroke level recumbentibus.

    April 2, 2010

  • JM wonders how Mariah likes being known as an example of psithurism.

    April 2, 2010

  • JM reckons too many picnics make too many pyknics!

    April 2, 2010

  • JM wants to encourage prosopography as a way of keeping up appearances.

    April 2, 2010

  • JM knows that preantepenultimate is a useful word but he can never think far enough ahead to use it!

    April 2, 2010

  • JM has tried to convince the Polyphloisboian Society to consider the neighbours.

    April 2, 2010

  • JM looks into his Floccinaucinihilipilification file and is surprised that it is almost full

    April 2, 2010

  • JM is trying to include filipendulousness as one of his goals.

    April 2, 2010

  • JM is over eating to a farctate state!

    April 2, 2010

  • JM proposes exsibilation as a voting method.

    April 2, 2010

  • JM and Mr Ed have an agreement about estrapade escapades.

    April 2, 2010

  • JM rejected the offer of a senior position with a mobile emunction service because he doesn't want to be stuck again.

    April 2, 2010

  • JM is an accomplished eccedentesiast and it makes him smile just to think of it.

    April 2, 2010

  • JM reckons behind every successful man is a dompteuse.

    April 2, 2010

  • JM is trying to whip up some interest in dippoldism research.

    April 2, 2010

  • JM reckons onychophagy is much nicer as a word than as an act.

    March 25, 2010

  • JM looks his oculoplania straight in the eye!

    March 25, 2010

  • JM touches his nose knowingly and says that kyphorrhinos is not sleeping like a rhinoceros.

    March 25, 2010

  • JM offers the useful word “krukolibidinous” because everyone needs to know the right word to use in certain circumstances.

    March 25, 2010

  • JM has been invited to join the local knismesis group and he’s tickled pink!!

    March 25, 2010

  • JM advocates the redefining of suburbs as biocoenosis research clusters.

    March 25, 2010

  • JM often goes to the shop in a binotonous state but keeps losing one which is monotonous.

    March 25, 2010

  • JM wonders if there is anywhere in the whole wide world that isn't a bimarine place.

    March 25, 2010

  • JM applauds bimanual labour.

    March 25, 2010

  • JM always enjoys talking with his mate who is a biloquist - though sometimes it seems unaccountably crowded.

    March 25, 2010

  • JM knows some folk who are human billons.

    March 25, 2010

  • JM understands biliteralism but wonders if he should.

    March 25, 2010

  • JM remains unfettered by certain bilboes yet strangely attached to others.

    March 25, 2010

  • JM has heard about these acoumeter thingies and reckons they sound alright.

    March 25, 2010

  • JM enjoys his own particular acouasm so much he calls it his iTune.

    March 25, 2010

  • JM queried the purpose of his new medicine by asking 'Acor what?'

    March 25, 2010

  • JM is tired of doses of acopics.

    March 25, 2010

  • JM has taken a shine to his acomia.

    March 25, 2010

  • JM is going straight to an aclinic clinic to investigate this lack of attraction.

    March 25, 2010

  • JM has tried bending over backwards but an aclastic view is all that occurs.

    March 25, 2010

  • JM avidly advocates adscititious adoxography.

    March 25, 2010

  • JM admits to stenophobia at a pinch.

    March 12, 2010

  • JM is taking a stand against stasibasiphobia.

    March 12, 2010

  • JM was totally spooked by the possibility of developing spectrophobia but realised he really didn't have a ghost of a chance.

    March 12, 2010

  • JM has a true respect for aliens with spacephobia.

    March 12, 2010

  • JM is attending the next networking function of the Soteriophobia Support Society.

    March 12, 2010

  • JM is developing a short course for sophophobia sufferers - it won't take long.

    March 12, 2010

  • JM dreams about somniphobia quite regularly.

    March 12, 2010

  • JM agonises about the punster agons, aye sir!

    March 12, 2010

  • JM knows many an agomphious big cat that could be wrapped over the gums.

    March 12, 2010

  • JM wants to research agnosy but can't find anyone who knows anything about it.

    March 12, 2010

  • JM recommends an agger for a bit of hugger mugger!

    March 12, 2010

  • JM wonders if absence makes the ageustia no longer.

    March 12, 2010

  • JM classes climate sceptics as apogeotropics.

    March 12, 2010

  • JM will advocate the return of the concept of agenhina at his next 5 star hotel.

    March 12, 2010

  • JM is awed by the phenomenon of reverse agenesis and asks 'would you like to supersize that'?

    March 12, 2010

  • JM considers cucullate kids clustered clandestinely can cause chaos.

    March 12, 2010

  • JM wonders if his abiding interest in ctetology is genetic.

    March 12, 2010

  • JM recognises that clarity is the norm but then along comes a crystographer and it's all obscured in the name of art!

    March 12, 2010

  • JM met a man who had no shoes - he was a crurophilous type of fella.

    March 10, 2010

  • JM supposes his crozes stave off tuns.

    March 10, 2010

  • JM wonders if crounotherapy would help his reliance on mineral waters.

    March 10, 2010

  • JM doesn't know much about criticasters but what he knows he doesn't like!

    March 10, 2010

  • JM wears cristate sleeves exclusively.

    March 10, 2010

  • JM shudders at the thought of a crispate wave in the manner of a Mexican Wave.

    March 10, 2010

  • JM is sending a shout out to all criophore models for a series of works - must have own ram.

    March 10, 2010

  • JM knows some crinose people with extravagant nose growth that cries for attention.

    March 10, 2010

  • JM is looking for his old class photo, Crinoids 1972.

    March 10, 2010

  • JM has encountered a crinal Brazilian!

    March 10, 2010

  • JM heard it all and forgot most of it - how cribrose is that!

    March 10, 2010

  • JM wonders if the cretification of old biros is a viable business.

    March 10, 2010

  • JM says give the cocky another cresset so it can read all about it.

    March 10, 2010

  • JM is developing a solar powered crescograph.

    March 10, 2010

  • JM is at his crepuscular best when the edges of objects become indistinct.

    March 10, 2010

  • JM likes to hear snap, crepitus, pop - but wonders should it be snap, crepitate, pop?

    March 10, 2010

  • JM often has paronomasia experiences - sometimes even out of context experiences!

    March 10, 2010

  • JM wants to know when is a wenis not funny?

    March 10, 2010

  • JM knows there are whole mobs of cryptozoics under the bed but every time he looks they have gone!

    February 14, 2010

  • JM just doesn't know where he got cryptogenic from.

    February 14, 2010

  • JM loves the cryptoclimate of his new hat.

    February 14, 2010

  • JM acknowledges the cryptoclasticity of humanity.

    February 14, 2010

  • JM has seen the future and it is cryptaesthesia!

    February 14, 2010

  • JM baffled Bunnings when he went shopping for a new cryophorus after the old one froze up.

    February 14, 2010

  • JM knows some cry babies who refuse crymotherapy even though it's the hot thing of the month.

    February 14, 2010

  • JM declined the invitation to the Arachnophagous Society's Annual Banquet as he didn't want to get caught up in that web of intrigue.

    February 14, 2010

  • JM reckons few words can hold a candle to apyrous and have any effect.

    February 14, 2010

  • JM reassures himself that no matter how bad the mozzies are at least he is apyretic.

    February 14, 2010

  • JM tried to spit on aptyalism but just puffed dust.

    February 14, 2010

  • JM is considering a name change to a more apt aptronym - perhaps IM Apun Ster.

    February 14, 2010

  • JM is an aptly apterygial sort of fella.

    February 14, 2010

  • JM knows agnosia would be dreadful for a reason he can't recall at the moment.

    February 14, 2010

  • JM added an agnomination avoiding any abominable allusions.

    February 14, 2010

  • JM knows that life wasn't meant to be devoted to agnoiology

    February 14, 2010

  • JM ponders the purpose of the Agnogenic Society.

    February 14, 2010

  • JM agitates for agminate mates.

    February 14, 2010

  • JM reckons filling his mouth with glue to experience aglutition would not make a spring.

    February 14, 2010

  • JM overhears the prattle and thinks an aglossal lipgloss would be colossal.

    February 14, 2010

  • JM is a youngster in the age of agiotage.

    February 14, 2010

  • JM boarded the floating currency exchange vessel and involved himself in some serious agio on the bargio.

    February 14, 2010

  • JM is attempting the proidentificationment of the health food of the agglutination.

    February 14, 2010

  • JM mourns the loss of his aggerwator - they were hair only recently.

    February 14, 2010

  • JM has seen so many heaps of aggerations that if aggragated would give you piles.

    February 14, 2010

  • Ruzuzu - I'm really pleased about that. Don't shelter under trees!

    February 2, 2010

  • JM is not bacciferous nor bacciform but has been baccivorous.

    February 1, 2010

  • JM is not bacciferous nor bacciform but has been baccivorous.

    February 1, 2010

  • JM is not bacciferous nor bacciform but has been baccivorous.

    February 1, 2010

  • JM wonders why the Ophthalmophobia Association discontinued their beauty pageant.

    February 1, 2010

  • JM is totally enthralled by the very notion of onomatophobia and sincerely hopes this sentence doesn't contain a trigger for anyone.

    February 1, 2010

  • JM wouldn't have dreamt of oneirophobia!

    February 1, 2010

  • JM is shortlisting the finalists for the Melophobia Anthem - won't take long!

    February 1, 2010

  • JM advises everyone that they just cannot shut their eyes to melanophobia.

    February 1, 2010

  • JM won't attend the Melissophobia lecture tonight - last time they just droned on and on.

    February 1, 2010

  • JM acknowledges that megalophobia is a biggy!

    February 1, 2010

  • JM is training to be a cyanometer operator to more fully understand the sky.

    February 1, 2010

  • JM is aiming at cunabular to cunabular sustainability.

    February 1, 2010

  • JM surveys the cumulose neighbourhood and it is somewhat lumpy!

    February 1, 2010

  • JM asked this waiter fella if he expected a cumshaw and got a punch in the nose!!

    February 1, 2010

  • JM has known many a cullion and it is only in retropect that he acknowledges his admiration for them being named such.

    February 1, 2010

  • JM searches for the culicifuge but eventually is forced to re-coil.

    February 1, 2010

  • JM contemplates his status update and the niggling phrase 'cui bono' keeps coming to mind

    February 1, 2010

  • JM wonders what falls under the umbrella of ombrophobia?

    February 1, 2010

  • JM knows that olfactophobia stinks!

    February 1, 2010

  • JM looked his ommetaphobia squarely in the scary things!!

    February 1, 2010

  • JM can't figure octophobia but has decided to only write 2x4 from now on.

    January 31, 2010

  • JM has the normal pedestrian version of ochophobia

    January 31, 2010

  • JM is attending the annual Ochlophobia Supporters rally and march - hope it's not as crowded as last year.

    January 31, 2010

  • JM laments the demise of good old pocrescophobia

    January 31, 2010

  • JM would love to know a baimaiden to find out if it really is the pits.

    January 31, 2010

  • JM notes that some of his best friends are secret baffonas

    January 31, 2010

  • JM aspires to a bacteriotropic personality.

    January 31, 2010

  • JM wonders where the Aviophobia Association is going for their Mystery Flight this year.

    January 31, 2010

  • JM is washing his hands of automysophobia

    January 31, 2010

  • JM suspected a case of automatonophobia but he didn't want to put words into his mouth

    January 31, 2010

  • JM has the wind up about the increase in aulophobia.

    January 31, 2010

  • JM worries about the impact that aurophobia might have on the economic recovery.

    January 31, 2010

  • JM says it's his baculus and he's going to stick with it

    January 31, 2010

  • JM is getting ready to spend an evening at the Badaud Club - it's always good to catch up with his peers.

    January 31, 2010

  • JM questions the self explanatory interrobang?!

    January 31, 2010

  • JM looks with pride at the award he received from the Pogonotrophy Society - nothing jumped up about it at all and, even though it was a close shave, he won by a whisker and someone special said it suited her!

    January 31, 2010

  • JM knows he has picked a winner by joining the Rhinotillexomania Association

    January 31, 2010

  • JM is not alone with his autophobia.

    January 19, 2010

  • JM turns up his nose at autodysomophobia.

    January 19, 2010

  • JM wants to join the Atychiphobia Support Group but knows he won't be accepted.

    January 19, 2010

  • JM can't quite see the point of aichmophobia.

    January 19, 2010

  • JM is cagey about his agrizoophobia.

    January 19, 2010

  • JM can't recall the cause of his amnesiphobia.

    January 19, 2010

  • JM suspects that things are looking up for recovering anablephobia sufferers.

    January 19, 2010

  • JM is heading off to the market to avoid the agoraphobes.

    January 19, 2010

  • JM wonders who is the most northerly bibliopole and are they related to the most southerly bibliopole and are they mates or enemies?

    January 19, 2010

  • JM knows that using the word 'bêtise' in his status update is a bêtise.

    January 19, 2010

  • JM ponders on the black dog being his bête noire.

    January 19, 2010

  • JM deplores the demise of bellonions as domestic entertainment devices - makes his eyes water to think of it.

    January 19, 2010

  • JM reminds WB that it is greedy search engines that do the listing.

    And, JM apologises profusely to GH but he simply can't spare the time to make smaller dumps but he truly appreciates that GH finds something therein to savour. And a very happy 2010 to both GH and WB.

    January 10, 2010

  • JM can't fear the forest for his dendrophobia.

    January 9, 2010

  • JM is looking after the Dromophobia Association's pet chicken.

    January 9, 2010

  • JM is waiting patiently for the Doxophobia pandemic.

    January 9, 2010

  • JM ha leído en alguna parte que Dora el explorador tiene doraphobia y es totalmente vegan.

    January 9, 2010

  • JM has been offered a residency with the Domatophobia Society.

    January 9, 2010

  • JM is all in a spin with the number of dinophobes he is seeing around and around and around and around and around!

    January 9, 2010

  • JM can't focus on his diplophobia.

    January 9, 2010

  • JM reckons dikephobia is unjustly named.

    January 9, 2010

  • JM says "Mirror, mirror on the wall - who is the most crystallophobic of us all?"

    January 9, 2010

  • JM is on the edge of overcoming his cremnophobia.

    January 9, 2010

  • JM is across the Counterphobia.

    January 9, 2010

  • JM puts on his big shoes and red nose and goes off to the Coulrophobia Social Night with 24 others in a very small car

    - beep beep!

    January 9, 2010

  • JM enjoyed the vigorous debates at the Allodoxaphobia Conference.

    January 9, 2010

  • JM asks 'Why did the alektorophobe cross the road?' Answer - 'Because someone was egging him on!"

    January 9, 2010

  • JM avers all allisions are aggravated assaults!

    January 9, 2010

  • JM says 'Attach ya later, Alligation'.

    January 9, 2010

  • JM knows that each case of allantiasis is just another sausage being silly.

    January 9, 2010

  • JM refused another allantois roll as he is really trying to give up.

    January 9, 2010

  • JM reckons that as a word allagrugous is most certainly allagrugous!

    January 9, 2010

  • JM got a litre of alkahest on eBay for a very good price.

    January 9, 2010

  • JM thinks his bubulin doesn't stink!

    January 9, 2010

  • JM can't cope with the hurley burley of bryology

    January 9, 2010

  • JM grits his teeth and dreams of the high points of bruxism

    January 9, 2010

  • JM honours his old school motto 'Brutum Fulmen'.

    January 9, 2010

  • JM values all brummagems (someone has to!).

    January 9, 2010

  • JM is befogged and looking for a new brume!

    January 9, 2010

  • JM is sympathising with his UK friends during this brrrrrrrrrrrrumal time!

    January 9, 2010

  • JM is considering taking up lutraphobia to fully round out his personality.

    January 9, 2010

  • JM is soliciting support for all sufferers of liticaphobia bar none!

    January 9, 2010

  • JM is looking his lilapsophobia in the eye

    January 9, 2010

  • JM loves linonophobia - knot!

    January 5, 2010

  • JM is skirting limnophobia

    January 5, 2010

  • JM wants to shout from the rooftops 'BE CONSIDERATE OF LIGYROPHOBIA SUFFERERS!!!!!!'

    January 5, 2010

  • JM asks 'what is black and black and read all over?' - the Leukophobia Newsletter!

    January 5, 2010

  • JM wonders if the incidence of leprophobia is dropping off.

    January 5, 2010

  • JM just can't bring himself to talk about laliophobia

    January 5, 2010

  • JM must ask Mr Potato Head how he is getting on with his lachanophobia

    January 5, 2010

  • JM considers dephlogisticating is being a wet blanket

    January 5, 2010

  • JM grits his teeth dentiloquently

    January 5, 2010

  • JM celebrates any and all acts of dehisce and utters ooooohhh and aaaaahhhh!

    January 5, 2010

  • JM dreams of antephialtic drams

    December 28, 2009

  • JM refuses to take decubitis lying down.

    December 27, 2009

  • JM is an expert at dactylonomy but only up to ten!

    December 27, 2009

  • JM has a tip for you - dactylion!

    December 27, 2009

  • JM is across being a cruciverbalist - he's not down on it at all.

    December 27, 2009

  • JM is off to the local concilliabule - saw it advertised at the supermarket!

    December 27, 2009

  • JM is trying to purchase a copy of the Australia Standards for Colposinquanonia

    December 27, 2009

  • JM applies his eye to every clithridiate aperture he encounters as he is determined to find the key to it all.

    December 27, 2009

  • JM is fighting off the big fat cleptobiosis fatty fat fats.

    December 27, 2009

  • JM is an auto chirotonsor - an activity that is getting less onerous every day!

    December 27, 2009

  • JM often wonders what would happen if a cheiloproclitic individual ever heard the object of desire utter 'Read my lips!'

    December 27, 2009

  • JM understands that a charientism that is perceived is not a good charientism - bit like a status update actually!

    December 27, 2009

  • JM enjoys saying to couples 'Please take a causeuse!'

    December 27, 2009

  • JM cannot believe it is called cataglottism! That's just ramming it down your throat!

    December 27, 2009

  • JM wonders if collective psychrophobia is partly responsible for global warming.

    December 14, 2009

  • JM is just tickled by the very idea of pteronophobia

    December 14, 2009

  • JM asks all psychophobes to mind their own.

    December 14, 2009

  • JM reiterates that psellismophobes should just come out with it!

    December 14, 2009

  • JM reckons a Prosophobia political party would be very successful

    December 14, 2009

  • JM muses on the circumstances required for someone to recognise their proctophobia

    December 14, 2009

  • JM refuses to be swamped by his potamophobia

    December 14, 2009

  • JM is avoiding researching ponophobia

    December 14, 2009

  • JM can't recall why his athazagoraphobia was such a concern

    December 14, 2009

  • JM has perfected the spelling and pronunciation of Atelophobia

    December 14, 2009

  • JM has reorganised all his ataxophobia resources again

    December 14, 2009

  • JM is developing a new perfume - Petrichor - target market is philosophunculists

    December 14, 2009

  • JM is developing a new perfume - Petrichor - target market is philosophunculists

    December 14, 2009

  • JM opines that pandiculation is a real stretch

    December 14, 2009

  • JM is behind with his membership fees for the Callipygean Appreciation Society

    December 14, 2009

  • JM wonders how a brevirostrate person determines the level of their own bromidrosis

    December 14, 2009

  • JM wonders how a brevirostrate person determines the level of their own bromidrosis

    December 14, 2009

  • JM always smiles when borborygmus strikes someone in an elevator and they attribute it to brontide

    December 14, 2009

  • JM always smiles when borborygmus strikes someone in an elevator and they attribute it to brontide

    December 14, 2009

  • JM is going to cancatervate a whole lot of words and make verbal compost

    December 14, 2009

  • JM knows it's the season to encounter capernoited colleagues

    December 14, 2009

  • JM knows levophobes are always right.

    December 14, 2009

  • JM always advocates dextrophobes being left to their own devices

    December 14, 2009

  • JM states that cyclophobia is only two wheeler fear

    December 14, 2009

  • JM has secured the catering contract for the Cibophobia Association's canteen.

    December 14, 2009

  • JM is wound up over chronomentrophobia

    December 14, 2009

  • JM knows that chopping asymmetriphobia into halves will only make matters worse.

    December 14, 2009

  • JM undertook bibliomancy and discovered he would write this exact sentence!

    December 14, 2009

  • JM reckons bibliognosts just about cover it

    December 14, 2009

  • JM has read about bibliobibuli and must do some more research to determine if it is worth asking anyone he knows about the phenomenon

    December 14, 2009

  • JM has heard about a biblia abiblia reading club!

    December 14, 2009

  • JM is not alone in his isolophobia

    December 14, 2009

  • JM looked at the symptoms of illyngophobia and spun out!

    December 14, 2009

  • JM has an idea that ideophobes just haven't got a clue

    December 14, 2009

  • JM heard tell of a mermaid with ichthyophobia and can't quite contextualise the batter half.

    December 14, 2009

  • JM just can't figure how latrophobia sufferers get a professional diagnosis

    December 14, 2009

  • JM wonders if apeirophobia just goes on forever

    November 26, 2009

  • JM is looking forward to the annual Ambulophobia Association hiking trip

    November 26, 2009

  • JM knows why the chicken didn't cross the road to get to the Dromophobia Support Group meeting

    November 26, 2009

  • JM knows most celebrated celibatarians don't come from good families

    November 26, 2009

  • JM is looking for the hidden meaning of celation

    November 26, 2009

  • JM wonders if ostraconophobia sufferers are just not coming the raw prawn

    November 26, 2009

  • JM knows osmophobia stinks

    November 26, 2009

  • JM didn't know the realty of orthophobia

    November 26, 2009

  • JM wonders why the Ornithophobia association isn't on Twitter

    November 26, 2009

  • JM mixes with anxious, unctuous myxophobia sufferers

    November 26, 2009

  • JM refutes the tales he has heard about mythophobia

    November 26, 2009

  • JM knows myrmecophobia is formidable

    November 26, 2009

  • JM thinks myctophobia would benefit from having a light shined on it

    November 26, 2009

  • JM is counselling a group of mycophobia afflicted gnomes

    November 26, 2009

  • JM wonders if musophobia sufferers are just taking the mickey

    November 26, 2009

  • JM suspects there is a lot tied up in merinthophobia

    November 26, 2009

  • JM never misses his anteprandial anticipation

    November 26, 2009

  • JM enjoys identifying the antevenient cause after the fact.

    November 26, 2009

  • JM notes the popularity of anteverting (particularly of bellies)

    November 26, 2009

  • JM dreams of antiphialtic drams

    November 26, 2009

  • JM is eager to use an antepenultimate word soon.

    November 26, 2009

  • JM enjoyed his antelucan slumber before it dawned on him.

    November 26, 2009

  • JM is not against fixing the antefix

    November 26, 2009

  • JM acknowledges the upsurge in syngenesophobia at this time of the year but it is all relative

    November 22, 2009

  • JM reckons symmetrophobia sufferers are unbalanced

    November 22, 2009

  • JM is searching for a good motif to use for the Symbolophobia Association logo

    November 22, 2009

  • JM ponders on the possibility of uranophobia afflicting folk in the afterlife.

    November 22, 2009

  • JM advises the outlawing of tyrannophobia - all sufferers will be put to death.

    November 22, 2009

  • JM hasn't ever met a convincing satanophobia sufferer.

    November 22, 2009

  • JM gives the Granny to all mammothrepts.

    November 22, 2009

  • JM is disgusted that the word 'nidorosity' needs to exist.

    November 22, 2009

  • JM learned a new word the day before yesterday but had to wait until today to use it as it was nudiustertian

    November 22, 2009

  • JM used to be a nepheligenous fella - then the misocapnists got to him.

    November 22, 2009

  • JM used to be a nepheligenous fella - then the misocapnists got to him.

    November 22, 2009

  • JM is off to mallemaroking practice - back next season!

    November 22, 2009

  • JM didn't realise that Mister Mumpsimus was everywhere at once.

    November 22, 2009

  • JM swears by his maledicent friends!

    November 22, 2009

  • JM is looking forward to judging the piano competition that is open only to misodoctakleidists (must look up the meaning of that - sure it's good tho')

    November 22, 2009

  • JM grumps towards the mulligrubs as a career goal.

    November 22, 2009

  • JM mostly makes meandering mawkish mistakes - maybe mytacism? (Certainly not witticism!)

    November 22, 2009

  • JM assumes that scriptophobia doesn't exist anymore - LOL!

    November 22, 2009

  • JM thinks many folk just shut their eyes to scotophobia

    November 16, 2009

  • JM is having difficulties coordinating the Miss Scopophobia Beauty Pageant

    November 16, 2009

  • JM is in the dark about sciophobia

    November 16, 2009

  • JM wonders how scelerophibics cope at election time

    November 16, 2009

  • JM is mad about agateophobia

    November 16, 2009

  • JM considers aeronausiphobia a big yawn

    November 16, 2009

  • JM finds aeroacrophobia eyrie

    November 16, 2009

  • JM always sits downwind of an aerophobe

    November 16, 2009

  • JM wonders if there are higher degree courses in acrophobia studies

    November 16, 2009

  • JM reckons anti-acerophobia leaves a bad taste in your mouth

    November 16, 2009

  • JM understands acarophobia is just scratching the surface

    November 16, 2009

  • JM acknowledges that agliphobia is a real pain!

    November 16, 2009

  • JM is keen to meet the fella who is a big noise in acousticophobia circles

    November 16, 2009

  • JM can't see the cause of achluophobia

    November 16, 2009

  • JM is gunna wash that ablutophobia right out if his hair

    November 16, 2009

  • JM is aptly yclept JM

    November 16, 2009

  • JM urges a restocking of cyphonisms

    November 16, 2009

  • JM went out hunting for the right word and came back with cynegetics!

    November 16, 2009

  • JM will not bear cynarctomachy and is dogged in this!

    November 16, 2009

  • JM cannot abide sharing his cynosure

    November 16, 2009

  • JM has a fondness for cyclostyle generated newsletters - you never get too many of them.

    November 16, 2009

  • JM proposes the canonisation of Mister Sheen as patron saint of koniophobia sufferers.

    October 31, 2009

  • JM notices a surge in kymophobia that is perfectly justified.

    October 31, 2009

  • JM wonders how many dogs suffer from kynophobia

    October 31, 2009

  • JM consults the stars and planets to determine the likelihood of an upsurge in kosmikophobia

    October 31, 2009

  • JM sympathises with kolpophobia sufferers but really it's a privates matter!

    October 31, 2009

  • JM refuses to kowtow to kyphophobes - it's for their own good!

    October 31, 2009

  • JM has been contracted to redesign the Koinoniphobia Museum - lots of space!

    October 31, 2009

  • JM suffers from intellectual kleptophobia - or perhaps those thoughts that are missing have just been misplaced rather than nicked.

    October 31, 2009

  • JM advises all kinetophobes to get over it and just move on!

    October 31, 2009

  • JM reckons it's ominous, threatening, frightening and startling that there are 4 (FOUR!) words for it - Keraunophobia, Ceraunophobia, Astraphobia and Astrapophobia

    October 31, 2009

  • JM reckons it's ominous, threatening, frightening and startling that there are 4 (FOUR!) words for it - Keraunophobia, Ceraunophobia, Astraphobia and Astrapophobia

    October 31, 2009

  • JM reckons it's ominous, threatening, frightening and startling that there are 4 (FOUR!) words for it - Keraunophobia, Ceraunophobia, Astraphobia and Astrapophobia

    October 31, 2009

  • JM reckons it's ominous, threatening, frightening and startling that there are 4 (FOUR!) words for it - Keraunophobia, Ceraunophobia, Astraphobia and Astrapophobia

    October 31, 2009

  • JM ponders the relationship between venustraphobia and the fabled 'ugly stick'.

    October 31, 2009

  • JM is designing the new uniform for the Vestiphobia Association

    October 31, 2009

  • JM is convinced that if you keep everything scrupulously clean then you will never contract verminophobia

    October 31, 2009

  • JM has just been innoculated against vaccinophobia - really scared that it probably won't work.

    October 31, 2009

  • JM is prepared to admit to not having verbophobia

    October 31, 2009

  • JM is so tired of kopophobia

    October 31, 2009

  • JM just won't stand for kathisophobia anymore

    October 31, 2009

  • JM supposes that those unfortunates with kenophobia must lead pretty full lives.

    October 26, 2009

  • JM discovered a new word "Kainolophobia" and experienced such joy that he has self diagnosed as not being afflicted with it.

    October 26, 2009

  • JM thinks some folk derive real pleasure by confirming a kakorrhaphiophobic's worst fears

    October 26, 2009

  • JM sympathises with katagelophobia sufferers but reckons they should stop being so silly

    October 26, 2009

  • JM likes the progression from matters acroamatic to acroatic matters

    October 26, 2009

  • JM likes the progression from matters acroamatic to acroatic matters

    October 26, 2009

  • JM wonders what those with acritochromacy see when others see red and if that makes them angry.

    October 26, 2009

  • JM is developing a step by step guide to acrasy

    October 26, 2009

  • JM evidently has a cacoethes for obscure words

    October 24, 2009

  • JM waits for the evening cachinnation welling up from within

    October 24, 2009

  • JM reckons that cynanthropy sufferers are barking up the wrong delusion.

    October 24, 2009

  • JM takes the cynanche by the throat.

    October 24, 2009

  • JM dusts off his trusty old cymograph and draws a blank.

    October 24, 2009

  • JM thinks about going down to the sea in a cymbiform concept.

    October 24, 2009

  • JM is branching out as a xylopolist and is going to stick to it.

    October 17, 2009

  • JM is not looking forward to the Xerophagy Club picnic.

    October 17, 2009

  • JM tried saying 'witzelsucht' to make himself laugh but it didn't work.

    October 17, 2009

  • JM wonders what wanweird waits where woedom wanders.

    October 17, 2009

  • JM reaches out and grasps his gowpen with both hands (as you do!).

    October 17, 2009

  • JM has never been a fancier of gargalesis.

    October 17, 2009

  • JM can't hear the humming above the buzzing so shouts "Bombilate Away!" to clear the air.

    October 17, 2009

  • JM objects to bletcherous objects

    October 17, 2009

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