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  • JM has a real case of theatrophobia because of the types who hang around there.

    August 8, 2010

  • JM really is concerned about spreading tapinophobia

    August 8, 2010

  • JM knows that hypsiphobia is all a matter of perspective

    August 8, 2010

  • JM nodded off when reading the Hypnophobia Society Annual Report.

    August 8, 2010

  • JM would really like to take up the position as President of the Hypengyophobia Society but won't.

    August 8, 2010

  • JM can't see the hylophobia for the dendrophobia

    August 8, 2010

  • JM thinks that some hygrophobia sufferers are real drips.

    August 8, 2010

  • JM knows that some cases of hyelophobia can be shattering.

    August 8, 2010

  • JM wonders what would have happened if Hopalong Cassidy had hoplophobia.

    August 8, 2010

  • JM reckons that all homilophobia sufferers need a good talking to!

    August 8, 2010

  • JM sips his pea soup and ponders the causes of homichlophobia

    August 8, 2010

  • JM shakes his nous-box in wonder and wonders about his shake-box

    August 8, 2010

  • JM watches the antics of the nigmenogs as they nim from the citizens

    August 8, 2010

  • JM watches the antics of the nigmenogs as they nim from the citizens

    August 8, 2010

  • JM puts the jelly, custard and cake together and calls himself a niffynaffy fellow

    August 8, 2010

  • JM loves saying nincumpoop whenever the opportunity arises

    August 8, 2010

  • JM wonders if "Just don't bother" is the nikey motto

    August 8, 2010

  • JM simply knows that a nick ninny will always survive

    August 8, 2010

  • JM shakes his head when thinking of Nick's nom de niqne

    August 8, 2010

  • JM honestly cannot recall the last time he was a nazy nab.

    August 8, 2010

  • JM has nary a negative thing to say about nay words in general and horses for courses in particular

    August 8, 2010

  • JM states that nation long way is really a very long way.

    July 31, 2010

  • JM loves everything nacky!

    July 31, 2010

  • JM advocates nabbing the teaze as a new reality show.

    July 31, 2010

  • JM puts on his penthouse nab and and slopes off outside.

    July 31, 2010

  • JM reckons that when an asthenophobe is tickled pink you just can't tell!

    July 31, 2010

  • JM avoids asthenic weeks

    July 31, 2010

  • JM aspires to form an asterism with all the other asterisks he knows.

    July 31, 2010

  • JM prides himself on his ability to craft almost imperceptible asteisms that are models of propriety and correctness.

    July 31, 2010

  • JM is one half of an astatic pair.

    July 31, 2010

  • JM has put his assoil papers in the compost.

    July 31, 2010

  • JM asseverates that he is emphatically positive.

    July 31, 2010

  • JM engages in an assentaneous manner when it really doesn't matter.

    July 31, 2010

  • JM is taking out assecuration so he can be sure there will always be a sea to go down to (in ships or otherwise).

    July 31, 2010

  • JM is transported by a disreputable asportation mob masquerading as a political party.

    July 25, 2010

  • JM has many, many aspheterism resources but resolutely refuses to share them with anyone.

    July 25, 2010

  • JM stands his ground upon the asphalt and assures all that it is a case of asphalia (even though there is an election campaign underway).

    July 25, 2010

  • JM sometimes rushes through an asperate aspiration but get the vacuum cleaner out to clean up afterwards.

    July 25, 2010

  • JM sometimes feels a bit too much of an asomatophyte but really can't tell the difference.

    July 25, 2010

  • JM is wearing his aseismic trousers today - everything will be just fine and dandy.

    July 25, 2010

  • JM wants to meet an ascidian so he can say 'Howdy, squirt!' without fear of getting punched in the nose.

    July 25, 2010

  • JM despairs at the very notion of ascians, without a shadow of a doubt it must be torrid!

    July 25, 2010

  • JM wonders if a food forest in the back and front yards qualifies as arviculture and if so does that qualify him as a cultured type this arvo?

    July 25, 2010

  • JM is ripping off to artuate some art.

    July 25, 2010

  • JM respects baragouin wherever he encounters it.

    July 16, 2010

  • JM wonders if having baraesthesia is a weight to bear

    July 16, 2010

  • JM is practically a bandobast.

    July 16, 2010

  • JM is calling all banausic folk to sit down and remain uncounted, please.

    July 16, 2010

  • JM knows many a balsamical person and some who could slip right into it in a moment.

    July 16, 2010

  • JM is reading a fascinating balneography but it keeps getting cold.

    July 16, 2010

  • JM enjoys the personal babery of some folk - must also be personal bravery in some cases.

    July 16, 2010

  • JM is clammed and might have some shellfish if that's not too selfish.

    July 16, 2010

  • JM has heard that bailiffs expected a reward for executing their office with civility and this was known as Civility Money - he would be quite happy to pay out the odd dollar or two if he could reintroduce this custom into today's public service.

    July 16, 2010

  • JM loves a good, old fashioned circumbendibus but they are so hard to get these days perhaps it could be the influence of all these electrical games and things that the youngsters play with and this singing that sounds like talking.

    July 16, 2010

  • JM suggests that some folk should shut their potato trap, and give their red rag a holiday.

    July 16, 2010

  • JM knew many foolish elders who evoked rawhead and bloody bones as a way of calming distressed folk - all have since entered politics.

    July 16, 2010

  • JM has known many a rattle-pate and treasures the additions to his store of whimsy

    July 16, 2010

  • JM has never met a nutty rascaglione.

    July 16, 2010

  • JM is aiming to join the raree shew men - a solar powered slide projector and a fancy rat in a hat and he's away!

    July 16, 2010

  • JM follows the intellectual path of the crankle.

    July 8, 2010

  • JM is growing brassicas to reheat and serve as crambe repetita for ever and ever and ever, amen.

    July 8, 2010

  • JM cozens his cousins.

    July 8, 2010

  • JM covinously deceives the conspirators - kettles and pots!!

    July 8, 2010

  • JM wonders whatever happened to the good old craft of couvre-feu manufacture - scuttled probably!

    July 8, 2010

  • JM tries to instigate another coup d'essai (so he says!).

    July 8, 2010

  • JM carries off yet another coup de plume with his usual style!

    July 8, 2010

  • JM is constantly balancing counterpoise and counterpole and that's what counts.

    July 8, 2010

  • JM is constantly balancing counterpoise and counterpole and that's what counts.

    July 8, 2010

  • JM knows some very nice countercasters and counts them amongst his numerate friends.

    July 8, 2010

  • JM will only be part of it ad vitam aut culpam.

    July 8, 2010

  • JM wonders whatever happened to ad verecundiam.

    July 8, 2010

  • JM knows there is a word for it and suspects it is ad verbum.

    July 8, 2010

  • JM always value adds to values ad valorem.

    July 8, 2010

  • JM has made it his custom ad usum.

    July 8, 2010

  • JM doesn't like to point the finger ad unguem

    July 8, 2010

  • JM ad rem!

    July 8, 2010

  • JM guesses that ads are ad populum addresses.

    July 8, 2010

  • JM wonders why ad misericordiam sounds so pathetic.

    July 8, 2010

  • JM tries to always be ad locum at the right time yet sometimes can't because of traffic delays.

    June 27, 2010

  • JM utters, on the spur of the moment, another ad libitum that is not only not written nor rehearsed but will replace some forgotten lines that he can't remember.

    June 27, 2010

  • JM wishes it wasn't so dicey to leave matters ad judicium.

    June 27, 2010

  • JM has made an ad interim decision to leave it uncertain.

    June 27, 2010

  • JM is confused by not understanding ad ignorantium whilst depending on not knowing something essential and arguing that something is true because it has not been proven false and will be challenging another to disprove rather than endeavouring to prove it himself.

    June 27, 2010

  • JM has a feeling of displacement ad hunc locum.

    June 27, 2010

  • JM can't think of a better motto than 'ad hanc vocem' at this particular moment of time.

    June 27, 2010

  • JM doesn't want to put too fine a point to it but ad finem has a point that is quite finite.

    June 27, 2010

  • JM doesn't ever engage with folk ad crumenam in case they require change.

    June 27, 2010

  • JM constantly strives ad captandum benevolentiam as it is one of his favourites.

    June 27, 2010

  • JM works very hard ad captandum vulgus but in a tasteful way.

    June 27, 2010

  • JM appreciates ad baculum and is quite prepared to punch anyone who doesn't.

    June 27, 2010

  • JM wants to spend this weekend averruncating.

    June 17, 2010

  • JM prioritises his auxesis collection catalogue

    June 17, 2010

  • JM reckons, straight up, that the autotropics rule.

    June 17, 2010

  • JM knows that autotomy is really retail therapy

    June 17, 2010

  • JM doesn't wish to be an autothaumaturgist but it sometimes seems to be thrust upon him.

    June 17, 2010

  • JM reckons the autotelic ends justify the autotelic means

    June 17, 2010

  • JM constructs status in an autoschediastic outburst

    June 17, 2010

  • JM whispers in his own ear that autoschediasm is really just made up stuff

    June 17, 2010

  • JM is an occasional autophobe and is not alone in this

    June 17, 2010

  • JM always uses an autonym for privacy reasons

    June 17, 2010

  • JM wants to make a new automorphic but has lost the pattern

    June 17, 2010

  • JM is optimistic that 'aeolistic' will reveal its meaning by other than a traditional dictionary-type explanation (a couple of usage examples probably obscure rather than illuminate) as the word obviously relates to a couple of other words but it's hard to be sure what will be triggered in people's minds when they encounter a particular word even though they may not have seen it before.

    June 13, 2010

  • JM reckons aenos rules!

    June 13, 2010

  • JM trusts that adynamia will not be a force to be reckoned with.

    June 13, 2010

  • JM knows that exaggerating an actual event by reference to something impossible is not part of his adynaton tendencies.

    June 13, 2010

  • JM wants something to happen in the adytum that shows it for what it is.

    June 13, 2010

  • JM is totally against all things adversative.

    June 13, 2010

  • JM has a collection of adversaria that are most certainly not commonplace.

    June 13, 2010

  • JM is relaxed about adventitious adventures.

    June 13, 2010

  • JM wishes to advise that because of circumstances beyond his control he has to use the word advenience.

    June 13, 2010

  • JM adjusts adust additions so they cheer up a bit.

    June 13, 2010

  • JM is approaching aduncity as a way of getting back to the beginning, eventually.

    June 13, 2010

  • JM adumbrates the adumbral, yet again.

    June 13, 2010

  • JM states with certainty, 'Adsum', at least 75% of the time.

    June 13, 2010

  • JM is adsorbed yet finds it strangely attractive.

    June 13, 2010

  • JM is agonising over adonizing.

    June 13, 2010

  • JM wishes someone, somewhere would say about him 'He's an admincle fella, that one is'!

    May 30, 2010

  • JM has an adjectitious tendency to compost words.

    May 30, 2010

  • JM engages the world in a most adient way - ooh! look at that over there and that over there and that up there - oooh!

    May 30, 2010

  • JM advises staying out of the kitchen if you are adiathermic as well!

    May 30, 2010

  • JM is composing the Adiapneustia Anonymous anthem - 'For it's a jolly poor pore, and sweat stains all of us'.

    May 30, 2010

  • JM is building a fence so the adiaphorous have somewhere to sit.

    May 30, 2010

  • JM utters an adiaphoristic 'whatever'.

    May 30, 2010

  • JM has a meeting with an asylum of managers

    May 26, 2010

  • JM has encountered an assemblage of jigsaw puzzlers

    May 26, 2010

  • JM is sad about an abandonment of orphans

    May 26, 2010

  • JM is leading an aarmoury of aardvarks

    May 26, 2010

  • JM can't bear the thought of phronemophobia

    May 26, 2010

  • JM opines, off the top of his head, that peladophobia is not her suit.

    May 26, 2010

  • JM urges a catholic rethink of peccatophobia.

    May 26, 2010

  • JM has often wondered if patroiophobia is hereditary

    May 26, 2010

  • JM remembers his anamnesis with fondness

    May 26, 2010

  • JM is compiling a compendium of analects made up of the last three words of 7,000 bestsellers.

    May 26, 2010

  • JM and a gnostic are jogging to a decidedly anagogig gig.

    May 26, 2010

  • JM is experiencing anagalactic shock.

    May 26, 2010

  • JM aspires to anadiplosis, anadiplosis for its own sake.

    May 26, 2010

  • JM wonders how, as a teetotaller, he can ever have an anacreontic lost weekend.

    May 26, 2010

  • JM wants to be a skilled anacoluthon practitioner so that all the world shall -- I will do such things,what they are, yet I know not.

    May 26, 2010

  • JM enjoys a good old fashioned, immature carminative joke

    May 26, 2010

  • JM always applauds anyone demonstrating captation

    May 26, 2010

  • JM knows a true man would never wear a capote.

    May 26, 2010

  • JM gets a charge from his good old capacitance

    May 26, 2010

  • JM considers parasitophobia to be nit picking.

    May 24, 2010

  • JM knows there is a big market for iPads among papyrophobia sufferers

    May 24, 2010

  • JM wonders if there is anything left after contracting sinistrophobia

    May 24, 2010

  • JM reckons selenophobia is just plain loony.

    May 24, 2010

  • JM thinks that instances of selaphobia are probably over in a flash

    May 24, 2010

  • JM mispronounces crepehangars so it more aptly describes them

    May 24, 2010

  • JM wishes that all cranky creancers meant well or not at all.

    May 24, 2010

  • JM observes that crassilingual utterances are a real mouthful

    May 24, 2010

  • JM wonders how acyanopsia sufferers feel when they are off colour.

    May 24, 2010

  • JM notes that the first three letters of Australia are the accepted abbreviation for 'actum ut supra' and wonders if that is a responsible for our historic cultural cringe.

    May 24, 2010

  • JM hopes acroteric matters come to an end soon

    May 24, 2010

  • JM had an initial reaction to acrologic matters

    May 24, 2010

  • JM reckons acroliths rock at the ends anyway.

    May 24, 2010

  • JM is beset by thoughts of an aciniform nature - whole bunches of them!

    May 24, 2010

  • JM wishes he could use 'algous' in an intelligent conversation with a single celled organism without any hint of condescension.

    May 3, 2010

  • JM and the Algid 'Armonisers make very cool sounds indeed.

    May 3, 2010

  • JM is cooling to the notion of algefacient matters.

    May 3, 2010

  • JM is liable to be nourished by words such as 'alible'.

    May 3, 2010

  • JM is surrounded by algedonic opportunities and struggles to resist some of them.

    May 3, 2010

  • JM proposes that the noble and time honoured test of alfet take the place of all government elections (and it may be a good idea to roll it out for not-for-profit association Boards too).

    May 3, 2010

  • JM can't believe that alethiology is a defined field of study!

    May 3, 2010

  • JM is an aleger fellow, and so say all of us!!

    May 3, 2010

  • JM is an aleger fellow, and so say all of us!!

    May 3, 2010

  • JM has conversations that are nittiness verbalised!

    May 3, 2010

  • JM is counting down the days to his next loranthaceous kiss with anyone else but me!

    May 3, 2010

  • JM proposes National Deliciate Day today - come on, indulge me!!

    May 3, 2010

  • JM never wishes to be an heinsby as it has a wretched meaning.

    May 3, 2010

  • JM is not involved in any hofles activity that he is aware of but is more than willing to be corrected on this matter if other evidence is forthcoming now or in the future or indeed in the past which is another country as we all know because of our intense concentration on everything that is to do with being concise and consistent in a complete and encompassing way.

    May 3, 2010

  • JM is beset by wahala wallas.

    May 3, 2010

  • JM hears yappers yaply yapping.

    May 3, 2010

  • JM was nabbed while knabbling but now it's once bitten twice as obscure.

    May 3, 2010

  • JM is not and never will be a jollux - he just doesn't have it in him.

    May 3, 2010

  • JM is not one to drumble so don't grumble.

    May 3, 2010

  • JM has heard that some folk jollop together and some just don't - must be to do with birds of a feather etc etc.

    May 3, 2010

  • JM goes to the Hasty Tasty to partake of the hastery quite quickly.

    May 3, 2010

  • JM knew a gerbil who was always jirbling.

    May 3, 2010

  • JM loves kenching - no joke!

    May 3, 2010

  • JM and his gang of gilly-gaupuses are serious about it!

    May 3, 2010

  • JM is calling all hoddypeaks to account!

    May 3, 2010

  • JM is never one for peenging and wishes people would stop pointing at him and saying he is!

    May 3, 2010

  • JM observes the outrageous brannigans of outrageous hooligans.

    May 3, 2010

  • JM refuses to be jargogled but it's not clear how that isn't going to happen.

    May 3, 2010

  • JM wants everyone to acknowledge the moliminousness of his status updates.

    May 3, 2010

  • JM has a rachisagra - which is a pain in the neck!

    May 3, 2010

  • JM knows he should be working but the scopperloit beckons.

    May 3, 2010

  • JM seems to have curwhibbles all over the floor!

    May 3, 2010

  • JM is looking forward to moving in to his new tchotchketorium and finally getting his knicks and knacks in some sort of order.

    May 3, 2010

  • JM is looking for a knackatory for ideas.

    April 29, 2010

  • JM is a'dustin' the finnimbruns - again!

    April 29, 2010

  • JM is writing a new online course 'How to Turn Other's Limbecks To your Commercial Advantage'.

    April 29, 2010

  • JM observes that this seems to be geason season.

    April 29, 2010

  • JM is off his eadness today!

    April 29, 2010

  • JM is bogglish about certain uncertain things.

    April 29, 2010

  • JM is reviewing the Hitchhiker's Guide to Hodophobia.

    April 24, 2010

  • JM wishestostate, onceandforall, thathedoesnotsufferfrom hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.

    April 24, 2010

  • JM is shocked each time he encounters hormephobia.

    April 24, 2010

  • JM suggests that hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia is a devil of an affliction.

    April 24, 2010

  • JM wants to celebrate each and every instance of hereiophobia recovery.

    April 24, 2010

  • JM knows that hemophobia is bloody awful.

    April 24, 2010

  • JM believes that all heliophobia sufferers will have their day in the sun.

    April 24, 2010

  • JM suddenly realised that someone had nicked his copy of the Harpaxophobia Handbook.

    April 24, 2010

  • JM is enormously pleased to be invited to join the Hedonophobia Appreciation Society.

    April 24, 2010

  • JM considers haphephobia to be more mental than physical.

    April 24, 2010

  • JM wonders who is the patron saint of hagiophobics.

    April 24, 2010

  • JM is sweating on overcoming his febriphobia.

    April 24, 2010

  • JM assumes that erythrophobia is a stop/go type thing.

    April 24, 2010

  • JM doesn't wish to be rude but erotophobia is really screwed.

    April 24, 2010

  • JM is sure that ergasiophobia is hard work.

    April 24, 2010

  • JM is not feeling himself since discovering his eremophobia.

    April 24, 2010

  • JM is trying to learn as much as he can about epistemophobia.

    April 24, 2010

  • JM says you have to get up early to beat eosophobia.

    April 24, 2010

  • JM just can't abide being criticised about his enosiophobia.

    April 24, 2010

  • JM is not alone with his enochlophobia.

    April 24, 2010

  • JM wonders if collectable insects suffer from enetophobia.

    April 24, 2010

  • JM is sick of emetophobia and all that it brings up.

    April 24, 2010

  • JM is captivated by eleutherophobia.

    April 24, 2010

  • JM is currently generating an Electrophobia Powerpoint.

    April 24, 2010

  • JM knows there is no fear like ecophobia.

    April 24, 2010

  • JM is attending the Demophobics Rally tomorrow and looking forward to catching up with lots of folk.

    April 24, 2010

  • JM ponders on the paradox of dementophobia.

    April 24, 2010

  • JM wonders if the popularity of fast food is aligned to a proportionate increase in deipnophobia.

    April 24, 2010

  • JM has to say that defecaloesiophobia is a frightful pain in the bum.

    April 24, 2010

  • JM doesn't know if he should attend the Decidophobia Conference or not

    April 13, 2010

  • JM just discovered cenophobia and doesn't like the idea at all

    April 13, 2010

  • JM is determined to look into catoptrophobia

    April 13, 2010

  • JM is standing for the position of Chair of the Cathisophobia Association

    April 13, 2010

  • JM has a strong suspicion that catagelophobics are just being silly

    April 13, 2010

  • JM will never suffer from cainotophobia as it is much too modern

    April 13, 2010

  • JM loves the very word 'cacophobia'

    April 13, 2010

  • JM engages in idle chit chat with many a bathophobic

    April 13, 2010

  • JM went to the Bathmophobia Society offices on the thirteenth floor of a building without an elevator - it wasn't very busy

    April 13, 2010

  • JM is seeking support for the Basiphobia walkathon

    April 13, 2010

  • JM was out of the Ballistophobia meeting like a shot

    April 13, 2010

  • JM and his excutient manner can give cause for alarm

    April 13, 2010

  • JM is lenient with events that are eveniency but is still prepared to wait and see

    April 13, 2010

  • JM wants to develop essomenic skills and knows he will soon

    April 13, 2010

  • JM is an ephydriad in his own bathtub

    April 13, 2010

  • JM considers drollicness to be merely someone pulling strings

    April 13, 2010

  • JM is seeking to desarcinate some words

    April 13, 2010

  • JM wonders is those given to vesthibitionism ever get them in a twist

    April 13, 2010

  • JM is nominating Gympie Road at Aspley for the Ventripotent Village Award

    April 13, 2010

  • JM knowns many usufructuary types and often visits them at home

    April 13, 2010

  • JM is planning to start a new political group - The Ultracrepidarian Party - should be a cert in the next election.

    April 13, 2010

  • JM ponders on the mammoth notion of ulotrichous elephants

    April 13, 2010

  • JM is teaching the Tibialoconcupiscents Anonymous members how to knit bulky, woollen tight

    April 13, 2010

  • JM is totally involved in strikhedonia just for the hell of it!

    April 2, 2010

  • JM advises all steatopygics to sit on it!

    April 2, 2010

  • JM avoids sphallolalia except when professionally done.

    April 2, 2010

  • JM is opening the first slubberdegullion club in Brisbane - send a sample of drool and $100 and you're in!

    April 2, 2010

  • JM has sgiomlaireached but that's OK as he lives here.

    April 2, 2010

  • JM turned around and managed to wiggle out of attending the Scolecophagous Banquet.

    April 2, 2010

  • JM hopes that sciapodous folk sock it to each other.

    April 2, 2010

  • JM tried to explain to his mate in the checked shirt that he was really scacchic!

    April 2, 2010

  • JM wants all saprostomous types to be breathtaking.

    April 2, 2010

  • JM wants to meet a sabrage expert (not for a drink though!).

    April 2, 2010

  • JM advocates intellectual runcation for all!

    April 2, 2010

  • JM aspires to a Fairy Fellers' Master-Stroke level recumbentibus.

    April 2, 2010

  • JM wonders how Mariah likes being known as an example of psithurism.

    April 2, 2010

  • JM reckons too many picnics make too many pyknics!

    April 2, 2010

  • JM wants to encourage prosopography as a way of keeping up appearances.

    April 2, 2010

  • JM knows that preantepenultimate is a useful word but he can never think far enough ahead to use it!

    April 2, 2010

  • JM has tried to convince the Polyphloisboian Society to consider the neighbours.

    April 2, 2010

  • JM looks into his Floccinaucinihilipilification file and is surprised that it is almost full

    April 2, 2010

  • JM is trying to include filipendulousness as one of his goals.

    April 2, 2010

  • JM is over eating to a farctate state!

    April 2, 2010

  • JM proposes exsibilation as a voting method.

    April 2, 2010

  • JM and Mr Ed have an agreement about estrapade escapades.

    April 2, 2010

  • JM rejected the offer of a senior position with a mobile emunction service because he doesn't want to be stuck again.

    April 2, 2010

  • JM is an accomplished eccedentesiast and it makes him smile just to think of it.

    April 2, 2010

  • JM reckons behind every successful man is a dompteuse.

    April 2, 2010

  • JM is trying to whip up some interest in dippoldism research.

    April 2, 2010

  • JM reckons onychophagy is much nicer as a word than as an act.

    March 25, 2010

  • JM looks his oculoplania straight in the eye!

    March 25, 2010

  • JM touches his nose knowingly and says that kyphorrhinos is not sleeping like a rhinoceros.

    March 25, 2010

  • JM offers the useful word “krukolibidinous” because everyone needs to know the right word to use in certain circumstances.

    March 25, 2010

  • JM has been invited to join the local knismesis group and he’s tickled pink!!

    March 25, 2010

  • JM advocates the redefining of suburbs as biocoenosis research clusters.

    March 25, 2010

  • JM often goes to the shop in a binotonous state but keeps losing one which is monotonous.

    March 25, 2010

  • JM wonders if there is anywhere in the whole wide world that isn't a bimarine place.

    March 25, 2010

  • JM applauds bimanual labour.

    March 25, 2010

  • JM always enjoys talking with his mate who is a biloquist - though sometimes it seems unaccountably crowded.

    March 25, 2010

  • JM knows some folk who are human billons.

    March 25, 2010

  • JM understands biliteralism but wonders if he should.

    March 25, 2010

  • JM remains unfettered by certain bilboes yet strangely attached to others.

    March 25, 2010

  • JM has heard about these acoumeter thingies and reckons they sound alright.

    March 25, 2010

  • JM enjoys his own particular acouasm so much he calls it his iTune.

    March 25, 2010

  • JM queried the purpose of his new medicine by asking 'Acor what?'

    March 25, 2010

  • JM is tired of doses of acopics.

    March 25, 2010

  • JM has taken a shine to his acomia.

    March 25, 2010

  • JM is going straight to an aclinic clinic to investigate this lack of attraction.

    March 25, 2010

  • JM has tried bending over backwards but an aclastic view is all that occurs.

    March 25, 2010

  • JM avidly advocates adscititious adoxography.

    March 25, 2010

  • JM admits to stenophobia at a pinch.

    March 12, 2010

  • JM is taking a stand against stasibasiphobia.

    March 12, 2010

  • JM was totally spooked by the possibility of developing spectrophobia but realised he really didn't have a ghost of a chance.

    March 12, 2010

  • JM has a true respect for aliens with spacephobia.

    March 12, 2010

  • JM is attending the next networking function of the Soteriophobia Support Society.

    March 12, 2010

  • JM is developing a short course for sophophobia sufferers - it won't take long.

    March 12, 2010

  • JM dreams about somniphobia quite regularly.

    March 12, 2010

  • JM agonises about the punster agons, aye sir!

    March 12, 2010

  • JM knows many an agomphious big cat that could be wrapped over the gums.

    March 12, 2010

  • JM wants to research agnosy but can't find anyone who knows anything about it.

    March 12, 2010

  • JM recommends an agger for a bit of hugger mugger!

    March 12, 2010

  • JM wonders if absence makes the ageustia no longer.

    March 12, 2010

  • JM classes climate sceptics as apogeotropics.

    March 12, 2010

  • JM will advocate the return of the concept of agenhina at his next 5 star hotel.

    March 12, 2010

  • JM is awed by the phenomenon of reverse agenesis and asks 'would you like to supersize that'?

    March 12, 2010

  • JM considers cucullate kids clustered clandestinely can cause chaos.

    March 12, 2010

  • JM wonders if his abiding interest in ctetology is genetic.

    March 12, 2010

  • JM recognises that clarity is the norm but then along comes a crystographer and it's all obscured in the name of art!

    March 12, 2010

  • JM met a man who had no shoes - he was a crurophilous type of fella.

    March 10, 2010

  • JM supposes his crozes stave off tuns.

    March 10, 2010

  • JM wonders if crounotherapy would help his reliance on mineral waters.

    March 10, 2010

  • JM doesn't know much about criticasters but what he knows he doesn't like!

    March 10, 2010

  • JM wears cristate sleeves exclusively.

    March 10, 2010

  • JM shudders at the thought of a crispate wave in the manner of a Mexican Wave.

    March 10, 2010

  • JM is sending a shout out to all criophore models for a series of works - must have own ram.

    March 10, 2010

  • JM knows some crinose people with extravagant nose growth that cries for attention.

    March 10, 2010

  • JM is looking for his old class photo, Crinoids 1972.

    March 10, 2010

  • JM has encountered a crinal Brazilian!

    March 10, 2010

  • JM heard it all and forgot most of it - how cribrose is that!

    March 10, 2010

  • JM wonders if the cretification of old biros is a viable business.

    March 10, 2010

  • JM says give the cocky another cresset so it can read all about it.

    March 10, 2010

  • JM is developing a solar powered crescograph.

    March 10, 2010

  • JM is at his crepuscular best when the edges of objects become indistinct.

    March 10, 2010

  • JM likes to hear snap, crepitus, pop - but wonders should it be snap, crepitate, pop?

    March 10, 2010

  • JM often has paronomasia experiences - sometimes even out of context experiences!

    March 10, 2010

  • JM wants to know when is a wenis not funny?

    March 10, 2010

  • JM knows there are whole mobs of cryptozoics under the bed but every time he looks they have gone!

    February 14, 2010

  • JM just doesn't know where he got cryptogenic from.

    February 14, 2010

  • JM loves the cryptoclimate of his new hat.

    February 14, 2010

  • JM acknowledges the cryptoclasticity of humanity.

    February 14, 2010

  • JM has seen the future and it is cryptaesthesia!

    February 14, 2010

  • JM baffled Bunnings when he went shopping for a new cryophorus after the old one froze up.

    February 14, 2010

  • JM knows some cry babies who refuse crymotherapy even though it's the hot thing of the month.

    February 14, 2010

  • JM declined the invitation to the Arachnophagous Society's Annual Banquet as he didn't want to get caught up in that web of intrigue.

    February 14, 2010

  • JM reckons few words can hold a candle to apyrous and have any effect.

    February 14, 2010

  • JM reassures himself that no matter how bad the mozzies are at least he is apyretic.

    February 14, 2010

  • JM tried to spit on aptyalism but just puffed dust.

    February 14, 2010

  • JM is considering a name change to a more apt aptronym - perhaps IM Apun Ster.

    February 14, 2010

  • JM is an aptly apterygial sort of fella.

    February 14, 2010

  • JM knows agnosia would be dreadful for a reason he can't recall at the moment.

    February 14, 2010

  • JM added an agnomination avoiding any abominable allusions.

    February 14, 2010

  • JM knows that life wasn't meant to be devoted to agnoiology

    February 14, 2010

  • JM ponders the purpose of the Agnogenic Society.

    February 14, 2010

  • JM agitates for agminate mates.

    February 14, 2010

  • JM reckons filling his mouth with glue to experience aglutition would not make a spring.

    February 14, 2010

  • JM overhears the prattle and thinks an aglossal lipgloss would be colossal.

    February 14, 2010

  • JM is a youngster in the age of agiotage.

    February 14, 2010

  • JM boarded the floating currency exchange vessel and involved himself in some serious agio on the bargio.

    February 14, 2010

  • JM is attempting the proidentificationment of the health food of the agglutination.

    February 14, 2010

  • JM mourns the loss of his aggerwator - they were hair only recently.

    February 14, 2010

  • JM has seen so many heaps of aggerations that if aggragated would give you piles.

    February 14, 2010

  • Ruzuzu - I'm really pleased about that. Don't shelter under trees!

    February 2, 2010

  • JM is not bacciferous nor bacciform but has been baccivorous.

    February 1, 2010

  • JM is not bacciferous nor bacciform but has been baccivorous.

    February 1, 2010

  • JM is not bacciferous nor bacciform but has been baccivorous.

    February 1, 2010

  • JM wonders why the Ophthalmophobia Association discontinued their beauty pageant.

    February 1, 2010

  • JM is totally enthralled by the very notion of onomatophobia and sincerely hopes this sentence doesn't contain a trigger for anyone.

    February 1, 2010

  • JM wouldn't have dreamt of oneirophobia!

    February 1, 2010

  • JM is shortlisting the finalists for the Melophobia Anthem - won't take long!

    February 1, 2010

  • JM advises everyone that they just cannot shut their eyes to melanophobia.

    February 1, 2010

  • JM won't attend the Melissophobia lecture tonight - last time they just droned on and on.

    February 1, 2010

  • JM acknowledges that megalophobia is a biggy!

    February 1, 2010

  • JM is training to be a cyanometer operator to more fully understand the sky.

    February 1, 2010

  • JM is aiming at cunabular to cunabular sustainability.

    February 1, 2010

  • JM surveys the cumulose neighbourhood and it is somewhat lumpy!

    February 1, 2010

  • JM asked this waiter fella if he expected a cumshaw and got a punch in the nose!!

    February 1, 2010

  • JM has known many a cullion and it is only in retropect that he acknowledges his admiration for them being named such.

    February 1, 2010

  • JM searches for the culicifuge but eventually is forced to re-coil.

    February 1, 2010

  • JM contemplates his status update and the niggling phrase 'cui bono' keeps coming to mind

    February 1, 2010

  • JM wonders what falls under the umbrella of ombrophobia?

    February 1, 2010

  • JM knows that olfactophobia stinks!

    February 1, 2010

  • JM looked his ommetaphobia squarely in the scary things!!

    February 1, 2010

  • JM can't figure octophobia but has decided to only write 2x4 from now on.

    January 31, 2010

  • JM has the normal pedestrian version of ochophobia

    January 31, 2010

  • JM is attending the annual Ochlophobia Supporters rally and march - hope it's not as crowded as last year.

    January 31, 2010

  • JM laments the demise of good old pocrescophobia

    January 31, 2010

  • JM would love to know a baimaiden to find out if it really is the pits.

    January 31, 2010

  • JM notes that some of his best friends are secret baffonas

    January 31, 2010

  • JM aspires to a bacteriotropic personality.

    January 31, 2010

  • JM wonders where the Aviophobia Association is going for their Mystery Flight this year.

    January 31, 2010

  • JM is washing his hands of automysophobia

    January 31, 2010

  • JM suspected a case of automatonophobia but he didn't want to put words into his mouth

    January 31, 2010

  • JM has the wind up about the increase in aulophobia.

    January 31, 2010

  • JM worries about the impact that aurophobia might have on the economic recovery.

    January 31, 2010

  • JM says it's his baculus and he's going to stick with it

    January 31, 2010

  • JM is getting ready to spend an evening at the Badaud Club - it's always good to catch up with his peers.

    January 31, 2010

  • JM questions the self explanatory interrobang?!

    January 31, 2010

  • JM looks with pride at the award he received from the Pogonotrophy Society - nothing jumped up about it at all and, even though it was a close shave, he won by a whisker and someone special said it suited her!

    January 31, 2010

  • JM knows he has picked a winner by joining the Rhinotillexomania Association

    January 31, 2010

  • JM is not alone with his autophobia.

    January 19, 2010

  • JM turns up his nose at autodysomophobia.

    January 19, 2010

  • JM wants to join the Atychiphobia Support Group but knows he won't be accepted.

    January 19, 2010

  • JM can't quite see the point of aichmophobia.

    January 19, 2010

  • JM is cagey about his agrizoophobia.

    January 19, 2010

  • JM can't recall the cause of his amnesiphobia.

    January 19, 2010

  • JM suspects that things are looking up for recovering anablephobia sufferers.

    January 19, 2010

  • JM is heading off to the market to avoid the agoraphobes.

    January 19, 2010

  • JM wonders who is the most northerly bibliopole and are they related to the most southerly bibliopole and are they mates or enemies?

    January 19, 2010

  • JM knows that using the word 'bêtise' in his status update is a bêtise.

    January 19, 2010

  • JM ponders on the black dog being his bête noire.

    January 19, 2010

  • JM deplores the demise of bellonions as domestic entertainment devices - makes his eyes water to think of it.

    January 19, 2010

  • JM reminds WB that it is greedy search engines that do the listing.

    And, JM apologises profusely to GH but he simply can't spare the time to make smaller dumps but he truly appreciates that GH finds something therein to savour. And a very happy 2010 to both GH and WB.

    January 10, 2010

  • JM can't fear the forest for his dendrophobia.

    January 9, 2010

  • JM is looking after the Dromophobia Association's pet chicken.

    January 9, 2010

  • JM is waiting patiently for the Doxophobia pandemic.

    January 9, 2010

  • JM ha leído en alguna parte que Dora el explorador tiene doraphobia y es totalmente vegan.

    January 9, 2010

  • JM has been offered a residency with the Domatophobia Society.

    January 9, 2010

  • JM is all in a spin with the number of dinophobes he is seeing around and around and around and around and around!

    January 9, 2010

  • JM can't focus on his diplophobia.

    January 9, 2010

  • JM reckons dikephobia is unjustly named.

    January 9, 2010

  • JM says "Mirror, mirror on the wall - who is the most crystallophobic of us all?"

    January 9, 2010

  • JM is on the edge of overcoming his cremnophobia.

    January 9, 2010

  • JM is across the Counterphobia.

    January 9, 2010

  • JM puts on his big shoes and red nose and goes off to the Coulrophobia Social Night with 24 others in a very small car

    - beep beep!

    January 9, 2010

  • JM enjoyed the vigorous debates at the Allodoxaphobia Conference.

    January 9, 2010

  • JM asks 'Why did the alektorophobe cross the road?' Answer - 'Because someone was egging him on!"

    January 9, 2010

  • JM avers all allisions are aggravated assaults!

    January 9, 2010

  • JM says 'Attach ya later, Alligation'.

    January 9, 2010

  • JM knows that each case of allantiasis is just another sausage being silly.

    January 9, 2010

  • JM refused another allantois roll as he is really trying to give up.

    January 9, 2010

  • JM reckons that as a word allagrugous is most certainly allagrugous!

    January 9, 2010

  • JM got a litre of alkahest on eBay for a very good price.

    January 9, 2010

  • JM thinks his bubulin doesn't stink!

    January 9, 2010

  • JM can't cope with the hurley burley of bryology

    January 9, 2010

  • JM grits his teeth and dreams of the high points of bruxism

    January 9, 2010

  • JM honours his old school motto 'Brutum Fulmen'.

    January 9, 2010

  • JM values all brummagems (someone has to!).

    January 9, 2010

  • JM is befogged and looking for a new brume!

    January 9, 2010

  • JM is sympathising with his UK friends during this brrrrrrrrrrrrumal time!

    January 9, 2010

  • JM is considering taking up lutraphobia to fully round out his personality.

    January 9, 2010

  • JM is soliciting support for all sufferers of liticaphobia bar none!

    January 9, 2010

  • JM is looking his lilapsophobia in the eye

    January 9, 2010

  • JM loves linonophobia - knot!

    January 5, 2010

  • JM is skirting limnophobia

    January 5, 2010

  • JM wants to shout from the rooftops 'BE CONSIDERATE OF LIGYROPHOBIA SUFFERERS!!!!!!'

    January 5, 2010

  • JM asks 'what is black and black and read all over?' - the Leukophobia Newsletter!

    January 5, 2010

  • JM wonders if the incidence of leprophobia is dropping off.

    January 5, 2010

  • JM just can't bring himself to talk about laliophobia

    January 5, 2010

  • JM must ask Mr Potato Head how he is getting on with his lachanophobia

    January 5, 2010

  • JM considers dephlogisticating is being a wet blanket

    January 5, 2010

  • JM grits his teeth dentiloquently

    January 5, 2010

  • JM celebrates any and all acts of dehisce and utters ooooohhh and aaaaahhhh!

    January 5, 2010

  • JM dreams of antephialtic drams

    December 28, 2009

  • JM refuses to take decubitis lying down.

    December 27, 2009

  • JM is an expert at dactylonomy but only up to ten!

    December 27, 2009

  • JM has a tip for you - dactylion!

    December 27, 2009

  • JM is across being a cruciverbalist - he's not down on it at all.

    December 27, 2009

  • JM is off to the local concilliabule - saw it advertised at the supermarket!

    December 27, 2009

  • JM is trying to purchase a copy of the Australia Standards for Colposinquanonia

    December 27, 2009

  • JM applies his eye to every clithridiate aperture he encounters as he is determined to find the key to it all.

    December 27, 2009

  • JM is fighting off the big fat cleptobiosis fatty fat fats.

    December 27, 2009

  • JM is an auto chirotonsor - an activity that is getting less onerous every day!

    December 27, 2009

  • JM often wonders what would happen if a cheiloproclitic individual ever heard the object of desire utter 'Read my lips!'

    December 27, 2009

  • JM understands that a charientism that is perceived is not a good charientism - bit like a status update actually!

    December 27, 2009

  • JM enjoys saying to couples 'Please take a causeuse!'

    December 27, 2009

  • JM cannot believe it is called cataglottism! That's just ramming it down your throat!

    December 27, 2009

  • JM wonders if collective psychrophobia is partly responsible for global warming.

    December 14, 2009

  • JM is just tickled by the very idea of pteronophobia

    December 14, 2009

  • JM asks all psychophobes to mind their own.

    December 14, 2009

  • JM reiterates that psellismophobes should just come out with it!

    December 14, 2009

  • JM reckons a Prosophobia political party would be very successful

    December 14, 2009

  • JM muses on the circumstances required for someone to recognise their proctophobia

    December 14, 2009

  • JM refuses to be swamped by his potamophobia

    December 14, 2009

  • JM is avoiding researching ponophobia

    December 14, 2009

  • JM can't recall why his athazagoraphobia was such a concern

    December 14, 2009

  • JM has perfected the spelling and pronunciation of Atelophobia

    December 14, 2009

  • JM has reorganised all his ataxophobia resources again

    December 14, 2009

  • JM is developing a new perfume - Petrichor - target market is philosophunculists

    December 14, 2009

  • JM is developing a new perfume - Petrichor - target market is philosophunculists

    December 14, 2009

  • JM opines that pandiculation is a real stretch

    December 14, 2009

  • JM is behind with his membership fees for the Callipygean Appreciation Society

    December 14, 2009

  • JM wonders how a brevirostrate person determines the level of their own bromidrosis

    December 14, 2009

  • JM wonders how a brevirostrate person determines the level of their own bromidrosis

    December 14, 2009

  • JM always smiles when borborygmus strikes someone in an elevator and they attribute it to brontide

    December 14, 2009

  • JM always smiles when borborygmus strikes someone in an elevator and they attribute it to brontide

    December 14, 2009

  • JM is going to cancatervate a whole lot of words and make verbal compost

    December 14, 2009

  • JM knows it's the season to encounter capernoited colleagues

    December 14, 2009

  • JM knows levophobes are always right.

    December 14, 2009

  • JM always advocates dextrophobes being left to their own devices

    December 14, 2009

  • JM states that cyclophobia is only two wheeler fear

    December 14, 2009

  • JM has secured the catering contract for the Cibophobia Association's canteen.

    December 14, 2009

  • JM is wound up over chronomentrophobia

    December 14, 2009

  • JM knows that chopping asymmetriphobia into halves will only make matters worse.

    December 14, 2009

  • JM undertook bibliomancy and discovered he would write this exact sentence!

    December 14, 2009

  • JM reckons bibliognosts just about cover it

    December 14, 2009

  • JM has read about bibliobibuli and must do some more research to determine if it is worth asking anyone he knows about the phenomenon

    December 14, 2009

  • JM has heard about a biblia abiblia reading club!

    December 14, 2009

  • JM is not alone in his isolophobia

    December 14, 2009

  • JM looked at the symptoms of illyngophobia and spun out!

    December 14, 2009

  • JM has an idea that ideophobes just haven't got a clue

    December 14, 2009

  • JM heard tell of a mermaid with ichthyophobia and can't quite contextualise the batter half.

    December 14, 2009

  • JM just can't figure how latrophobia sufferers get a professional diagnosis

    December 14, 2009

  • JM wonders if apeirophobia just goes on forever

    November 26, 2009

  • JM is looking forward to the annual Ambulophobia Association hiking trip

    November 26, 2009

  • JM knows why the chicken didn't cross the road to get to the Dromophobia Support Group meeting

    November 26, 2009

  • JM knows most celebrated celibatarians don't come from good families

    November 26, 2009

  • JM is looking for the hidden meaning of celation

    November 26, 2009

  • JM wonders if ostraconophobia sufferers are just not coming the raw prawn

    November 26, 2009

  • JM knows osmophobia stinks

    November 26, 2009

  • JM didn't know the realty of orthophobia

    November 26, 2009

  • JM wonders why the Ornithophobia association isn't on Twitter

    November 26, 2009

  • JM mixes with anxious, unctuous myxophobia sufferers

    November 26, 2009

  • JM refutes the tales he has heard about mythophobia

    November 26, 2009

  • JM knows myrmecophobia is formidable

    November 26, 2009

  • JM thinks myctophobia would benefit from having a light shined on it

    November 26, 2009

  • JM is counselling a group of mycophobia afflicted gnomes

    November 26, 2009

  • JM wonders if musophobia sufferers are just taking the mickey

    November 26, 2009

  • JM suspects there is a lot tied up in merinthophobia

    November 26, 2009

  • JM never misses his anteprandial anticipation

    November 26, 2009

  • JM enjoys identifying the antevenient cause after the fact.

    November 26, 2009

  • JM notes the popularity of anteverting (particularly of bellies)

    November 26, 2009

  • JM dreams of antiphialtic drams

    November 26, 2009

  • JM is eager to use an antepenultimate word soon.

    November 26, 2009

  • JM enjoyed his antelucan slumber before it dawned on him.

    November 26, 2009

  • JM is not against fixing the antefix

    November 26, 2009

  • JM acknowledges the upsurge in syngenesophobia at this time of the year but it is all relative

    November 22, 2009

  • JM reckons symmetrophobia sufferers are unbalanced

    November 22, 2009

  • JM is searching for a good motif to use for the Symbolophobia Association logo

    November 22, 2009

  • JM ponders on the possibility of uranophobia afflicting folk in the afterlife.

    November 22, 2009

  • JM advises the outlawing of tyrannophobia - all sufferers will be put to death.

    November 22, 2009

  • JM hasn't ever met a convincing satanophobia sufferer.

    November 22, 2009

  • JM gives the Granny to all mammothrepts.

    November 22, 2009

  • JM is disgusted that the word 'nidorosity' needs to exist.

    November 22, 2009

  • JM learned a new word the day before yesterday but had to wait until today to use it as it was nudiustertian

    November 22, 2009

  • JM used to be a nepheligenous fella - then the misocapnists got to him.

    November 22, 2009

  • JM used to be a nepheligenous fella - then the misocapnists got to him.

    November 22, 2009

  • JM is off to mallemaroking practice - back next season!

    November 22, 2009

  • JM didn't realise that Mister Mumpsimus was everywhere at once.

    November 22, 2009

  • JM swears by his maledicent friends!

    November 22, 2009

  • JM is looking forward to judging the piano competition that is open only to misodoctakleidists (must look up the meaning of that - sure it's good tho')

    November 22, 2009

  • JM grumps towards the mulligrubs as a career goal.

    November 22, 2009

  • JM mostly makes meandering mawkish mistakes - maybe mytacism? (Certainly not witticism!)

    November 22, 2009

  • JM assumes that scriptophobia doesn't exist anymore - LOL!

    November 22, 2009

  • JM thinks many folk just shut their eyes to scotophobia

    November 16, 2009

  • JM is having difficulties coordinating the Miss Scopophobia Beauty Pageant

    November 16, 2009

  • JM is in the dark about sciophobia

    November 16, 2009

  • JM wonders how scelerophibics cope at election time

    November 16, 2009

  • JM is mad about agateophobia

    November 16, 2009

  • JM considers aeronausiphobia a big yawn

    November 16, 2009

  • JM finds aeroacrophobia eyrie

    November 16, 2009

  • JM always sits downwind of an aerophobe

    November 16, 2009

  • JM wonders if there are higher degree courses in acrophobia studies

    November 16, 2009

  • JM reckons anti-acerophobia leaves a bad taste in your mouth

    November 16, 2009

  • JM understands acarophobia is just scratching the surface

    November 16, 2009

  • JM acknowledges that agliphobia is a real pain!

    November 16, 2009

  • JM is keen to meet the fella who is a big noise in acousticophobia circles

    November 16, 2009

  • JM can't see the cause of achluophobia

    November 16, 2009

  • JM is gunna wash that ablutophobia right out if his hair

    November 16, 2009

  • JM is aptly yclept JM

    November 16, 2009

  • JM urges a restocking of cyphonisms

    November 16, 2009

  • JM went out hunting for the right word and came back with cynegetics!

    November 16, 2009

  • JM will not bear cynarctomachy and is dogged in this!

    November 16, 2009

  • JM cannot abide sharing his cynosure

    November 16, 2009

  • JM has a fondness for cyclostyle generated newsletters - you never get too many of them.

    November 16, 2009

  • JM proposes the canonisation of Mister Sheen as patron saint of koniophobia sufferers.

    October 31, 2009

  • JM notices a surge in kymophobia that is perfectly justified.

    October 31, 2009

  • JM wonders how many dogs suffer from kynophobia

    October 31, 2009

  • JM consults the stars and planets to determine the likelihood of an upsurge in kosmikophobia

    October 31, 2009

  • JM sympathises with kolpophobia sufferers but really it's a privates matter!

    October 31, 2009

  • JM refuses to kowtow to kyphophobes - it's for their own good!

    October 31, 2009

  • JM has been contracted to redesign the Koinoniphobia Museum - lots of space!

    October 31, 2009

  • JM suffers from intellectual kleptophobia - or perhaps those thoughts that are missing have just been misplaced rather than nicked.

    October 31, 2009

  • JM advises all kinetophobes to get over it and just move on!

    October 31, 2009

  • JM reckons it's ominous, threatening, frightening and startling that there are 4 (FOUR!) words for it - Keraunophobia, Ceraunophobia, Astraphobia and Astrapophobia

    October 31, 2009

  • JM reckons it's ominous, threatening, frightening and startling that there are 4 (FOUR!) words for it - Keraunophobia, Ceraunophobia, Astraphobia and Astrapophobia

    October 31, 2009

  • JM reckons it's ominous, threatening, frightening and startling that there are 4 (FOUR!) words for it - Keraunophobia, Ceraunophobia, Astraphobia and Astrapophobia

    October 31, 2009

  • JM reckons it's ominous, threatening, frightening and startling that there are 4 (FOUR!) words for it - Keraunophobia, Ceraunophobia, Astraphobia and Astrapophobia

    October 31, 2009

  • JM ponders the relationship between venustraphobia and the fabled 'ugly stick'.

    October 31, 2009

  • JM is designing the new uniform for the Vestiphobia Association

    October 31, 2009

  • JM is convinced that if you keep everything scrupulously clean then you will never contract verminophobia

    October 31, 2009

  • JM has just been innoculated against vaccinophobia - really scared that it probably won't work.

    October 31, 2009

  • JM is prepared to admit to not having verbophobia

    October 31, 2009

  • JM is so tired of kopophobia

    October 31, 2009

  • JM just won't stand for kathisophobia anymore

    October 31, 2009

  • JM supposes that those unfortunates with kenophobia must lead pretty full lives.

    October 26, 2009

  • JM discovered a new word "Kainolophobia" and experienced such joy that he has self diagnosed as not being afflicted with it.

    October 26, 2009

  • JM thinks some folk derive real pleasure by confirming a kakorrhaphiophobic's worst fears

    October 26, 2009

  • JM sympathises with katagelophobia sufferers but reckons they should stop being so silly

    October 26, 2009

  • JM likes the progression from matters acroamatic to acroatic matters

    October 26, 2009

  • JM likes the progression from matters acroamatic to acroatic matters

    October 26, 2009

  • JM wonders what those with acritochromacy see when others see red and if that makes them angry.

    October 26, 2009

  • JM is developing a step by step guide to acrasy

    October 26, 2009

  • JM evidently has a cacoethes for obscure words

    October 24, 2009

  • JM waits for the evening cachinnation welling up from within

    October 24, 2009

  • JM reckons that cynanthropy sufferers are barking up the wrong delusion.

    October 24, 2009

  • JM takes the cynanche by the throat.

    October 24, 2009

  • JM dusts off his trusty old cymograph and draws a blank.

    October 24, 2009

  • JM thinks about going down to the sea in a cymbiform concept.

    October 24, 2009

  • JM is branching out as a xylopolist and is going to stick to it.

    October 17, 2009

  • JM is not looking forward to the Xerophagy Club picnic.

    October 17, 2009

  • JM tried saying 'witzelsucht' to make himself laugh but it didn't work.

    October 17, 2009

  • JM wonders what wanweird waits where woedom wanders.

    October 17, 2009

  • JM reaches out and grasps his gowpen with both hands (as you do!).

    October 17, 2009

  • JM has never been a fancier of gargalesis.

    October 17, 2009

  • JM can't hear the humming above the buzzing so shouts "Bombilate Away!" to clear the air.

    October 17, 2009

  • JM objects to bletcherous objects

    October 17, 2009

  • JM is not and never shall be blandioquent and knows some folk who are very similar because they are really smart and clever and attractive too!

    October 17, 2009

  • JM is not batrachophagous, not even a tad!

    October 17, 2009

  • JM pays lip-service to basorexia

    October 17, 2009

  • JM recommends honours be bestowed upon the word 'Honorificabilitudinitatibus', 27 letters long, and it's the longest English word consisting strictly of alterating consonants and vowels.

    October 12, 2009

  • JM has always accepted his latent hamartithia (but he could be wrong).

    October 12, 2009

  • JM has been invited to address the Hippopotomonstrosesquipedalian Appreciation Society and, in a word, accepted!

    October 12, 2009

  • JM met up with Alf and Meg and it seems their marriage is going along swimmingly in spite of the anti-alphamegamia tut-tutting

    October 12, 2009

  • JM was prowling around the dictionary with the intent to pinch a word and made away with 'algerining'

    October 12, 2009

  • JM considers nelipots to be totally soleless individuals.

    October 4, 2009

  • JM wants to shine a light on lygerastia!

    October 4, 2009

  • JM wants to use the word 'liripip' today 'cause there is strong chance no one else in the world will!

    October 4, 2009

  • JM just can't recall the precise word for lethogica - it's on the tip of his tongue!

    October 4, 2009

  • JM swears by lalochezia!

    October 4, 2009

  • JM has ginglyform thoughts - back and forth, back and forth!

    October 4, 2009

  • JM was tickled to discover the grand word 'gargalesthesia' - sensational!

    October 4, 2009

  • JM aspires to be the best gongoozler possible.

    October 4, 2009

  • JM hates aches on an ait - but you do get over it quickly!

    October 4, 2009

  • JM is proud to be an airmonger (seriously!).

    October 4, 2009

  • JM thinks that ailurophobes should up their game and get really, really scared of lions and tigers!

    October 4, 2009

  • JM lay awake all night trying to remember the correct spelling of ahypnia!

    October 4, 2009

  • JM ascribes to ahimsa and will defend it tooth and nail!

    October 4, 2009

  • JM reckons agrypnia is a real eye opener

    October 4, 2009

  • JM wonders who is conducting agriology on the agriologists!

    October 4, 2009

  • JM is the very image of a catoptrophobe except reversed!

    October 4, 2009

  • JM only became aware of his latent cathisophobia during a game of musical chairs

    October 4, 2009

  • JM wonders if bibliophobia will have to upgrade to ebibliophobia

    October 4, 2009

  • JM met a barophobe the other day, had a lovely, light-hearted chat, touched on some weighty matters then drifted apart.

    October 4, 2009

  • JM was thinking deeply about castrophrenia but then had to stop himself before it went too far.

    September 29, 2009

  • JM worries about the introduction of casualism as a strategic planning methodology.

    September 29, 2009

  • JM honours all carriwitchets but doesn't know how to transport them or how to tell one from another.

    September 29, 2009

  • JM is looking for an agraffe recycling depot.

    September 29, 2009

  • JM respects those with agerasia but warns that they will be wrinkled out, eventually!

    September 29, 2009

  • JM just can't stand accubation.

    September 29, 2009

  • JM advises that the fastest way from A to Z is not by taking a stroll with an abecedarian.

    September 29, 2009

  • JM is giving a severe dressing gown to the very next vestiphobe he encounters

    September 25, 2009

  • JM wants to conduct an intense examination of testophobia but can't quite tick the right boxes

    September 25, 2009

  • JM can't wait to read the latest Technophobia Journal on his new Kindle

    September 25, 2009

  • JM is very keen to attend the Tachnophobia Conference being held in the next suburb in 2011 and thinks he might just start travelling to it tomorrow so he doesn't need to rush.

    September 25, 2009

  • JM is perfectly well balanced about his occasional symmetrophobia

    September 25, 2009

  • JM is quickly developing siderophobia because of the aberration that is the nightly news report

    September 25, 2009

  • JM peers through his lunettes and tries to understand what the crazy selenophobe is waxing lyrical about.

    September 25, 2009

  • JM says to scolionophobes - 'bully for you!'.

    September 25, 2009

  • JM loves talking to chooks about their particular pteromerhanophobias

    September 25, 2009

  • JM always beats himself up over his poinephobia

    September 25, 2009

  • JM has a rekindled interest (not a burning desire) in providing arsonphobes of his acquaintance with cliches printed on T-shirts, such as 'What The Blazes?', 'Hot Enough For You?', 'Got A Light?' and 'Flamin' Heck!!'.

    September 22, 2009

  • JM clears his throat, 'arrhenphobia', and hopes that doesn't attract any attention to him from anyone at all anywhere at any time - ever!

    September 22, 2009

  • JM enumerates, calculates and tabulates the tally of arithmophobes he has encountered in his totally long division of a life

    September 22, 2009

  • JM ponders on the high incidence of arachnephobia among water spouts of his acquaintance

    September 22, 2009

  • JM has a very selective case of xenophobia that seems to only apply to some people he has known for ages!

    September 21, 2009

  • JM не �?традает от xenoglossophobia, nu s-a si niciodata nu va!

    September 21, 2009

  • JM wishes all xanthophobics would become more mellow

    September 21, 2009

  • JM is constructing a good, solid timber box to lock up his xylophobia

    September 21, 2009

  • JM is on a knife's edge with his experience of xyrophobia

    September 21, 2009

  • JM fears that xerophobia can apply to humour - and then he'd be up the creek without a parable!

    September 21, 2009

  • JM mentions gentle jentacular repasts – fast and broken?

    September 7, 2009

  • JM wonders if you mention jumentous do you?

    September 7, 2009

  • JM suspects that gymnophobes just can’t bare it!

    September 7, 2009

  • JM enjoys the new graffiti on the wall across the road that states “Graphophobia Sux!�?

    September 7, 2009

  • JM suspects that there is a gnosiophobia pandemic.

    September 7, 2009

  • JM urges all glossophobes to speak up for themselves.

    September 7, 2009

  • JM asks all attendees to the Geumaphobia Meeting to please bring an empty plate.

    September 7, 2009

  • JM encounters many gerontophobes these days – wasn’t like that in the old days let me tell you!

    September 7, 2009

  • JM used to have mild gerascophobia but he grew out of it!

    September 7, 2009

  • JM feels so sad that the condition of geliophobia exists and wishes its sufferers could lighten up a bit – have some jelly maybe!

    September 7, 2009

  • JM has known more gamophobes than he has had hot gramophones!

    September 7, 2009

  • JM suffers from selective galeophobia – anything not covered in breadcrumbs deserves to elicit fear!

    September 7, 2009

  • JM wonders if genuphobics pray for their condition to improve.

    September 7, 2009

  • JM says, “Gephyrophobia or Gephydrophobia or Gephysrophobia? - we’ll cross that bridge when we come to it�?.

    September 7, 2009

  • JM has seen the ravages wrought by time and diet and sloth so has developed a slight case of geniophobia.

    September 7, 2009

  • JM seizes the scissors and clippers and once again assumes his secret identity: ‘Autotonsorialist Man’.

    September 5, 2009

  • JM is amused at the idea of a gathering of autolatrists!

    September 5, 2009

  • JM hates the concept of autohagiography and suggests that its proponents get someone else’s life.

    September 5, 2009

  • JM is genuinely fascinated by the potential for auto-apodyopsis as a victimless crime.

    September 5, 2009

  • JM is an avid anopisthographer as he has always thought that writing ‘please turn over’ had a faintly smutty tone to it.

    September 5, 2009

  • JM is finding tetrapyloctomy more difficult these days.

    September 5, 2009

  • JM advocates unlimited thelemicism.

    September 5, 2009

  • JM just doesn’t have the urge for tarantism that he used to.

    September 5, 2009

  • JM considers tachyphagia a dying art.

    September 5, 2009

  • JM is going to write a very expensive course ‘Quodmodocunquizing Made Easy!’

    September 5, 2009

  • JM wonders what would happen if your qualtagh is also their qualtagh – would you both be forced to retreat indoors again?

    September 5, 2009

  • JM is into interfenestration – but only because of the view.

    August 25, 2009

  • JM aspires to inaniloquence.

    August 25, 2009

  • JM wonders if there is an A-List for aeolists.

    August 25, 2009

  • JM is honoured to be nominated for the Adoxography Awards.

    August 25, 2009

  • JM wanted to enter ‘Cunctative’ into the Adjective of the Year Award but missed the deadline – again!

    August 25, 2009

  • JM is just unable to understand why his patent application for a cunicular funicular is always rejected.

    August 25, 2009

  • JM never gets around to looking up the meaning of ‘cunctation’.

    August 25, 2009

  • JM is searching for some intellectual abstersive agents.

    August 25, 2009

  • JM can’t count the number of times his acalculia interferes with his calculations.

    August 25, 2009

  • JM always wants to announce, ‘Well, I’m absquatulating now!’, but can never find the right opportunity.

    August 25, 2009

  • JM is investigating the commercialisation of abscissin as an alternative to razors.

    August 25, 2009

  • JM absolutely absolves ablutomanics indeed he reckons they are squeaky clean.

    August 25, 2009

  • JM wonders where coimetrophobes are interred.

    August 25, 2009

  • JM knows there is more to cometophobia than appears – thereby hangs a tale!

    August 25, 2009

  • JM made a beeline for the latest Cnidophobia Annual Report – always a sharp and to the point publication.

    August 25, 2009

  • JM tried to read the most recent Clinophobia Newsletter but it was so boring he kept nodding off.

    August 25, 2009

  • JM is going to have to relocate the Climacophobia Association’s clubroom – this basement might be cheap but it has its downside!

    August 25, 2009

  • JM hopes no one nicks the new Cleptophobia Association sign.

    August 17, 2009

  • JM wonders if socks suffer from cleithrophobia.

    August 17, 2009

  • JM met a chronomentrophobe but it could have been a wind up.

    August 17, 2009

  • JM thinks chronophobia seems to be going faster than it used to!

    August 17, 2009

  • JM reckons chromophobes eventually show their true colours.

    August 17, 2009

  • JM must be the custos custos ‘cause he wonders is it wrong to have a seal on a bun so he is the custos morum and the custos rotulorum as well as the custos sigilli.

    August 17, 2009

  • JM wants a pet cushat as long as it can be house trained and kept off the pillows.

    August 17, 2009

  • JM gazes at the curvulate view and just can’t keep his head still.

    August 17, 2009

  • JM genuinely admires curvets when performed by untrained wombats!

    August 17, 2009

  • JM reckons a curule leg is a cruel leg.

    August 17, 2009

  • JM has a small courtyard but when he refers to it as the curtilage it seems so much bigger!

    August 17, 2009

  • JM notes with pleasure (and a certain degree of non-surprise) that curtation really is the difference between curtate distance and true distance – true!

    August 17, 2009

  • JM knew a curtal cur who was neither curt nor tall, but rather short, polite and of good family!

    August 17, 2009

  • JM cast a cursory glance at his cursorial accessories and runs a mile!

    August 17, 2009

  • JM gets out of his carriage for some extra curricular activities.

    August 17, 2009

  • JM answers acutely ‘cutis anserina’ are somewhat foul!

    August 17, 2009

  • JM notes – sky blue one day – cyaneous the next!

    August 17, 2009

  • JM statusfies current calamo!

    August 17, 2009

  • JM knows that following the well thumbed trail is the way to the land of curlicism.

    August 17, 2009

  • JM is studying curiology so he can become a man of fewer words.

    August 17, 2009

  • JM wants a cupuliform appendage to save on washing up.

    August 17, 2009

  • JM proposes that abliguration is the wealth food of the nation.

    August 9, 2009

  • JM regards abdominousness as ignominiousness writ very large!

    August 9, 2009

  • JM loves his work with the Abderians – what a hoot!

    August 9, 2009

  • JM scrambles ‘ab ovo’ and gets ‘voo ba’ and is waiting for an answer

    August 9, 2009

  • JM – ab irato!

    August 9, 2009

  • JM notes there are some folk who look backwards ‘ab initio’

    August 9, 2009

  • JM statusfies ‘a outrance’

    August 9, 2009

  • JM contemplates the legal term ‘a mensa et thoro’ that is applied after a thorough mess!

    August 9, 2009

  • JM is going to live this life ‘a la mort’!

    August 9, 2009

  • JM wandered ‘a la belle étoile’ with a spirit of openness and dew on his feet

    August 9, 2009

  • JM has a fondness, albeit a base one, for the phrase ‘a fond’.

    August 9, 2009

  • JM rushed off to the lost and found department to locate somebody with an impetuousness that can only be described as ‘a corps perdu’

    August 9, 2009

  • JM in spite of his reputation for horsing around, is not ‘a cheval’ and states ‘Ceci n'est pas un cheval’

    August 9, 2009

  • JM consults his personal clepsydra to determine the time of the next flood

    August 7, 2009

  • JM is very well known for his anti cleocentricity

    August 7, 2009

  • JM acknowledges that pluviophobia is real but wonders if it is just a drop in the bucket and it’s really an umbrella phobia that showers its inclemency willy nilly and is a marketing ploy by besieged galoshes manufacturers because of the leaks and puddles occasioned by the current economic climate or something.

    August 7, 2009

  • JM reckons having pnigerophobia must be suffocating

    August 7, 2009

  • JM is spooked by pneumatiphobes

    August 7, 2009

  • JM is catering for the Pocrescophobics Banquet but can’t pin them down on the number of courses they want

    August 7, 2009

  • JM had a close shave with a group of pogonophobics

    August 7, 2009

  • JM can’t get many folk to turn up for the Plutophobia Support Group and is considering raising the membership fee

    August 7, 2009

  • JM read the epitaph: My placophobia was justified – this thing is heavy!

    August 7, 2009

  • JM is urging the return of the dodrantal standard of measure for everything as we haven’t had quite enough mass confusion lately.

    July 26, 2009

  • JM rejects all divinipotent claims as he has seen the future and it’s not what it used to be.

    July 26, 2009

  • JM would love to be a diribitory officer so he could pay out on everyone.

    July 26, 2009

  • JM practices dipsopathy between every cuppa.

    July 26, 2009

  • JM reckons that dilorication is a ripper!

    July 26, 2009

  • JM must ask Mark Brand if he has ever dignorated any of his animals – will probably get a stock answer eh!

    July 26, 2009

  • JM diffibulates his cares and concerns, puts them down and promptly forgets where.

    July 26, 2009

  • JM diffibulates his cares and concerns, puts them down and promptly forgets where.

    July 26, 2009

  • JM thoroughly enjoys the idea of boustrophedon.

    !ti esu ot seitinutroppo erom erew ereht sehsiw MJ

    July 12, 2009

  • JM has the dirt on the Rupophobia Support Association.

    July 12, 2009

  • JM frowns upon rhytiphobia

    July 12, 2009

  • JM thinks rhypophobia stinks!

    July 12, 2009

  • JM reckons you can’t beat a good rhabdophobic!

    July 12, 2009

  • JM is determined to get to the bottom of rectophobia.

    July 12, 2009

  • JM advises those who suffer from ranidaphobia to take a running jump at themselves

    July 12, 2009

  • JM can see right through radiophobics!

    July 12, 2009

  • JM is not keen on decutient techniques and always feels he has been thoroughly shaken down when he encounters a practitioner

    July 12, 2009

  • JM proposes that most community organisations should be deartuated

    July 12, 2009

  • JM would form the Australian Cynicocratical Party if he thought it would make any difference.

    July 12, 2009

  • JM has never enjoyed crocitation even when he understands the caws of it.

    July 12, 2009

  • JM and his invariant crebrity continues to amaze every 30 minutes on the dot!

    July 12, 2009

  • JM tries really hard to ignore some folk’s crassulent state but sometimes there just isn’t enough space!

    July 12, 2009

  • JM is about to launch himself into his next series of cosmogyral peregrinations of galaxies both near and far and very, very far indeed!

    July 12, 2009

  • JM needs to follow the recipe to coquinate well enough to be able to eat the chook!

    July 12, 2009

  • JM thinks that, no matter how exquisite commendaces may be they do not make up for looking out for each other when you are still alive

    July 12, 2009

  • JM claims to be unbeaten in the colaphization stakes.

    July 12, 2009

  • JM doesn’t wish to harp on it but if you plan to citharize you must expect there to be strings attached

    July 12, 2009

  • JM is going around in a circular motion to sneak up on circumbilivagination

    July 12, 2009

  • JM is impressed by the long history of chronanagrams and wishes to cryptically express support for the cause.

    July 12, 2009

  • JM has been checking out some folk as potential candidates for being crushed by their own chermadic snares

    July 12, 2009

  • JM knows that even with the latest cestuan improvements it still amounts to a punch in the face!

    July 12, 2009

  • JM wraps himself cloakatively

    July 12, 2009

  • JM constantly captures coherentific components

    July 12, 2009

  • JM knows it’s not a big deal but is concerned that microbiophobia may be growing

    July 12, 2009

  • JM has developed a taste for maintaining his cibosity

    July 12, 2009

  • JM is a citizen of the circulands

    July 12, 2009

  • JM foretells the rapid appearance of meteorophobia with a subsequent rapid disappearance

    June 27, 2009

  • JM wishes there was more methyphobia about

    June 27, 2009

  • JM wonders if a pyromaniac and a mottephobic would be attracted to each other

    June 27, 2009

  • JM can’t remember when he didn’t have mnemophobia

    June 27, 2009

  • JM is not alone in his fear of developing monophobia

    June 27, 2009

  • JM sympathises with all microphobics but advises them to get over it – it’s not a big thing!

    June 27, 2009

  • JM wonders what rhymes with metrophobia

    June 27, 2009

  • JM is anticipating the formation of the Metathesiophobia political party with a strong platform of sameness

    June 27, 2009

  • JM advises that metallophobia sufferers are not rustworthy

    June 27, 2009

  • JM enjoys the notion that the words congener, congeneracy, congeneric and congenerous are all examples of themselves

    June 27, 2009

  • JM smiles at the idea of inebriated polar research workers dancing in a congelation line

    June 27, 2009

  • JM thoroughly enjoys a good confutation as long as it’s someone else being confuted

    June 27, 2009

  • JM has just been informed that zoophobia is no laughing matter!

    June 27, 2009

  • JM wonders if zeusophobia sufferers ever have their worst fears confirmed

    June 27, 2009

  • JM can’t bear the idea of someone else having zelophobia!

    June 27, 2009

  • JM is off to visit a friend in the Nosocomephobia Clinic

    June 27, 2009

  • JM put all the lights out before he looked up the symptoms of noctiphobia so reckons he’s probably OK

    June 27, 2009

  • JM has nomatophobia on the tip of his tongue

    June 27, 2009

  • JM is worried that the indecision between nosophobia and nosemaphobia is going to make him ill

    June 27, 2009

  • JM is worried that the indecision between nosophobia and nosemaphobia is going to make him ill

    June 27, 2009

  • JM is going to look up the meaning of nostophobia as soon as he gets home

    June 27, 2009

  • JM is puzzled by the medicine he has to take to treat his neopharmaphobia

    June 27, 2009

  • JM would readily admit to neophobia but doesn’t like anything new.

    June 27, 2009

  • JM has just learned of nelophobia and wonders is it a half full or a half empty phobia?

    June 27, 2009

  • JM admires those brave folk who stick their necrophobias out

    June 27, 2009

  • JM ponders on the ancient riddle of how many angels suffer from nephophobia

    June 27, 2009

  • JM quite often develops intense nebulaphobia when talking with public servants

    June 27, 2009

  • JM is writing an extremely short supper speech for the Cibophobia Convention.

    June 22, 2009

  • JM regularly undertakes cibarian, cibarious cibation.

    June 22, 2009

  • JM likes his resins straight – none of this chypre stuff!

    June 22, 2009

  • JM is so pleased when people don’t chyme in.

    June 22, 2009

  • JM contemplates, cancrine, contemplates JM.

    June 22, 2009

  • JM can’t think of a more apt word for it than cagamosis

    June 22, 2009

  • JM raises his eyebrows whenever epalpebration is encountered

    June 22, 2009

  • JM considers novercaphobia is going a step too far

    June 22, 2009

  • JM urges a pandemic of nucleomituphobia

    June 22, 2009

  • JM has lost count of the times he has overcome his numerophobia

    June 22, 2009

  • JM reckons this weather encourages nudophobia

    June 22, 2009

  • JM advises that if you go down to the woods tonight you will self diagnose as not being afflicted with nyctohylophobia

    June 18, 2009

  • JM may not be the most celeripedean of fellas but he gets there in the end

    June 16, 2009

  • JM has many celeberrimous accomplishments but they are mostly hidden.

    June 16, 2009

  • JM reckons heaps of people would never have seen a cecograph.

    June 16, 2009

  • JM aspires to castaldy over his immediate realm.

    June 16, 2009

  • JM is open to casitive natures.

    June 15, 2009

  • JM wonders if you can have caprizant chickpeas, dry beans, dry peas and lentils

    June 15, 2009

  • JM knows a cameranious setting just needs music to be complete.

    June 15, 2009

  • JM went outside this evening to search for the cagastric causes for illness but it was too cloudy and all he got was a cold.

    June 15, 2009

  • JM had a cacozealous attempt at mimicking but it all ended badly

    June 15, 2009

  • JM is changing careers – he has a feeling that he should be a bumposopher (a slow-zoner not a frenzied phrenologist by any means).

    June 15, 2009

  • JM knows that, when you get right down to the nitty gritty, buccellation is petty.

    June 15, 2009

  • JM will be bubulcitating ‘til the cows come home

    June 15, 2009

  • JM has no appetite for bromography

    June 15, 2009

  • JM looks upon UK TV shows as brochity benchmarking

    June 15, 2009

  • JM is very disturbed that such a word as ‘brephophagist’ needs to exist.

    June 15, 2009

  • JM knows that the ultimate brabeum is comprehending the ultimate brabeum

    June 3, 2009

  • JM wonders if the view from a box car is ever boscaresque?

    June 3, 2009

  • JM declares war on boreism which means it’s a Bore War which entails warring against all manifestations and instances of boreism wherever and whenever encountered because war must be waged at any cost to put a halt to the rampant rise and growth in examples of boreism.

    June 3, 2009

  • JM was too bonifate for words

    June 3, 2009

  • JM never enjoys blateration except when brooks do it.

    June 3, 2009

  • JM often measures thrice before cutting twice – very difficult to achieve binoternary outcomes.

    June 3, 2009

  • JM went east and then turned around and went west so he could have a genuine bimarian experience

    June 3, 2009

  • JM loads up his vocabulary and is quite prepared to bajulate with the beast of them.

    June 3, 2009

  • JM is changing his name to Uncle Avuncul

    June 3, 2009

  • JM pursues auturgy and wants to link up with others

    June 3, 2009

  • JM asks ‘If we are truly autexousious, then why do we so often get told what to do?’

    June 3, 2009

  • JM doesn’t wish to be harsh but austerulousness really sucks!

    May 25, 2009

  • JM has an affectation that the assectation of his status is virtually guaranteed

    May 25, 2009

  • JM is lobbying for ascoliasm to be an Olympic sport so the glove industry is revived

    May 25, 2009

  • JM wants to meet a grandma who is a practicing artigrapher

    May 25, 2009

  • JM cried “Arrête!�? when the lodger turned out to be a loudmouthed aretaloger.

    May 25, 2009

  • JM always avoids an archiloquy and starts his speeches in the middle

    May 25, 2009

  • JM avoids archigraphers because of their secret, airy nature

    May 25, 2009

  • JM reckons aporrhoea is a pain in the bum

    May 25, 2009

  • JM is overdue for some apanthropinization but has too much to do first

    May 25, 2009

  • JM wonders at the clumsiness of antipelargy

    May 25, 2009

  • JM has been caught in the amorevolous doors more than once

    May 25, 2009

  • JM sniffs a new scent - “Amarulence�?

    May 25, 2009

  • JM is off to see a man about an amandation

    May 25, 2009

  • JM has frequently observed examples of alogotrophy of self worth

    May 25, 2009

  • JM opines that there is a monotonous albedineity to most government policy

    May 25, 2009

  • JM notes that behaviour that is positively alabandical is positively stupid behavior

    May 25, 2009

  • JM floats the idea of airgonaut, gone tomorrow!

    May 25, 2009

  • JM has looked everywhere for his local Agonyclite Group but it seems there are none left standing

    May 25, 2009

  • JM and the Agonarchs – swift of judgement!

    May 18, 2009

  • JM blames rights of affuage for many flare-ups

    May 18, 2009

  • JM knows a fictitious fiction is not an affictitious fiction

    May 18, 2009

  • JM can no longer hide his aeipathy for archaic and obscure words

    May 18, 2009

  • JM is searching for conceptual adnascentia

    May 18, 2009

  • JM can’t eat another thing, he adimpleated so much his dimples are history!

    May 18, 2009

  • JM ponders on the applicability of GST to addecimations.

    May 18, 2009

  • JM knows a crazy old acrasial crazy!

    May 18, 2009

  • JM knows there is a distinction between ridiculous and ruricolous – but it is a fertile field for silliness indeed!

    May 18, 2009

  • JM reckons rupography fans are just trying to make an impression

    May 18, 2009

  • JM is searching for a space to store the word ‘roomthily’

    May 17, 2009

  • JM frequently asks “Have we rogitated yet? Have we rogitated yet? Have we rogitated yet? Have we rogitated yet?�?

    May 17, 2009

  • JM was rightly incensed at his works' rogalian fate under the censors

    May 17, 2009

  • JM let Rob roblet JM

    May 17, 2009

  • JM is taken, hook, line and sinker, with some serious riviation

    May 17, 2009

  • JM consulted his rimestock for an iced soup recipe

    May 17, 2009

  • JM proposes that a rhodologist by any other name does not smell as sweet.

    May 17, 2009

  • JM knows rhedarious ones go faster

    May 17, 2009

  • JM will eventually investigate all things sturionic but in a slow, stealthy and secretive way

    May 17, 2009

  • JM wanted to resarciate his status before it was damaged irreparably

    May 17, 2009

  • JM read ‘Seeing the realisation slowly dawn upon her was like witnessing the rendling of cheese’ and wonders about the rendering of this as a metaphor and then about curdled milk in general and thinks he will give up dairy.

    May 17, 2009

  • JM just loves the concept and the very word ‘redamancy’ but wonders if it’s a one sided thing?

    May 17, 2009

  • JM asks ‘gotta light?’ X 2 for this recineration – ashes to ashes to ashes!

    May 17, 2009

  • JM recommends ramifactive recreational activity

    May 17, 2009

  • JM overheard “radicarianism is rad, really, really rad!�?

    May 17, 2009

  • JM quite quietly questions quibbleism

    May 17, 2009

  • JM queries the quercivorous movement but pronounces it OK!

    May 17, 2009

  • JM can’t tell you how often he uses a quotientive formula but he will be able to soon.

    May 17, 2009

  • JM does a jig every time he thinks he may be developing chorophobia

    May 17, 2009

  • JM gets really angry when he thinks about cholerophobia

    May 17, 2009

  • JM has just finished designing the new logo for the Chiraptophobia Association – a chopped down palm tree surrounded by fish fingers!

    May 17, 2009

  • JM is not expecting a big turn up for the inaugural Chionophobics’ Frosty The Snowman lookalike contest

    May 17, 2009

  • JM is writing a very humorous speech to not deliver to the Cherophobia Group next week.

    May 5, 2009

  • JM blundered when he asked the meeting of the Chirophobia Support Group to put their hands together to welcome a new member and give themselves a pat on the back for making a fist of handling their fears.

    May 5, 2009

  • JM muses upon the scenario of two chemists, who are in a relationship, simultaneously developing chemophobia and attributing it all to chemistry

    May 5, 2009

  • JM is very enthusiastic about the energy savings with the new range of refrigerators he has developed for cheimatophobics

    May 5, 2009

  • JM is tearing his hair out trying to write a Strategic Plan for the Chaetophobia Development Association

    May 5, 2009

  • JM is determined to use the term ‘quadrimular’ for the next four years, then he’ll get a new term.

    May 5, 2009

  • JM is waiting for 39 others to turn up so he can take the quadragintireme out for a spin

    May 5, 2009

  • JM is conducting a feasibility study on the potential for mass production of pseudisodomous modules but suspects it may just be stepping stones

    May 5, 2009

  • JM plans to conduct an online survey to determine the popularity of psephographs

    May 5, 2009

  • JM is truly staggered by the discovery that there is a condition of arachibutyrophobia – so much so that he can’t think of anything to say about it at all!

    May 5, 2009

  • JM just learned about the rare condition of optophobia – what an eye opener that is!

    May 5, 2009

  • JM has heard the good news that euphobia is on the decrease

    May 5, 2009

  • JM is quite sweet and sour in his contemplation of consecotaleophobia sufferers – indeed, he gives them short soup

    May 4, 2009

  • JM wonders why ‘asymmetriphobia’ isn’t a palindrome

    May 4, 2009

  • JM knows that every case of pupaphobia has strings attached

    May 4, 2009

  • JM has such a fear of asthenophobia that it makes him come over all funny-like

    May 4, 2009

  • JM proposes extracting the pullarian subject from the road crossing thing and substituting something a bit smarter so the answer has some relevance

    May 4, 2009

  • JM is sorry to harp on about it but psalloid instruments are neither sallow nor void instruments

    May 4, 2009

  • JM is damned if he believes some are prescited from birth

    May 4, 2009

  • JM enjoys his prebitions but knows he is a bit of a show off

    May 4, 2009

  • JM has had more prandicles than hot dinners

    May 4, 2009

  • JM takes a concept then ponasks it

    May 4, 2009

  • JM searches for pomarious enjoyment but at the moment that is proving fruitless

    May 4, 2009

  • JM ponders upon pocilliform places and proposes that perhaps, purposely, particular pieces periodically, runneth over

    May 4, 2009

  • JM knows perfectly well, in a roundabout way, that plenispheres are very nice indeed

    May 2, 2009

  • JM strikes a blow for all things plegnic

    May 2, 2009

  • JM has let some plebicolar policies get him hot under his collar – must remedy this immediately.

    May 2, 2009

  • JM made his pication pitch and elicited a response of “Ta�?.

    May 2, 2009

  • JM advocates the unpacking of portmantology

    May 2, 2009

  • JM wants to secretly purchase phylactogy across the counter

    May 2, 2009

  • JM blushes to admit to phoenigm

    May 2, 2009

  • JM knows it is silly but he is looking forward to facilitating a planning session with phlyarologists

    May 2, 2009

  • JM will never be a philargyrist, not for love nor money

    May 2, 2009

  • JM has never had a pleasant phasianic experience

    May 2, 2009

  • JM appreciates phalerate items as counters to blandness

    May 2, 2009

  • JM is tired of all the prophets of pessundation and wishes ruin upon their houses

    May 2, 2009

  • JM is perplexed by which is the penintime object in a row of three

    May 2, 2009

  • JM attends to penarious matters with an appetite

    April 14, 2009

  • JM pedogorises with the best of them!

    April 14, 2009

  • JM warns that pecuarious leavings indicate which end is which

    April 14, 2009

  • JM knows that patration is an end in itself

    April 14, 2009

  • JM is accurately dating a number of historical examples of parepochism to ensure consistency

    April 14, 2009

  • JM notes that being down to your uppers has a lovely name for the final destination – the pannuscorium!

    April 14, 2009

  • JM had his daily panchymagogue and is now completely humorless

    April 14, 2009

  • JM has an all-consuming appetite for everything pamphagous

    April 13, 2009

  • JM rubbed butter into his hands so he could have a greased palmoscopy

    April 13, 2009

  • JM has lost interest in all forms of palintocy

    April 13, 2009

  • JM breathes in the cloying smell of ossifragant incidents too often

    April 13, 2009

  • JM is a strong obarmater, of course it runs in the family!

    April 13, 2009

  • JM is a strong obarmater, of course it runs in the family!

    April 13, 2009

  • JM has many friends who are empty nidificers who need a fizz!

    April 13, 2009

  • JM reckons a degree in nerterology is a dead cert!

    April 13, 2009

  • JM has a vacancy for an experienced nepheliad. Please see above for locations.

    April 10, 2009

  • JM initially shared with his nameling, JM, but then it all became more of the same

    April 10, 2009

  • JM has experienced stiricide and it always leaves him cold

    April 10, 2009

  • JM can’t find a good stigmatypist, perhaps it’s no longer a profession that hits the spot

    April 10, 2009

  • JM knows that with stibograms it’s always one step at a time

    April 10, 2009

  • JM stayed inside tonight so he wouldn’t be tempted to starrify the sky in a more ordered way

    April 10, 2009

  • JM knows some squiriferous types and some squiriferous types don’t know him

    April 10, 2009

  • JM is just plain happy there is the word ‘sputcheon’ that he can draw upon

    April 10, 2009

  • JM is suspicious of spiscious folk

    April 10, 2009

  • JM notes that next time he is making a speustic pie he will use an oven

    April 10, 2009

  • JM knows many a sparsile person vainly searching for others to join

    April 10, 2009

  • JM knows sospital = healthy, while hospital = unhealthy

    April 10, 2009

  • JM wonders if Ron’s limpid look is the result of the movement to encourage self sophronisation

    April 10, 2009

  • JM proposes that, pertaining to the human body, somandric!

    April 10, 2009

  • JM says, ‘This is a soloecal dialect for soloecal people!’

    April 10, 2009

  • JM had the metaphysical realisation that every day is solennial

    April 10, 2009

  • JM has never met a soul he hated and yet conversely has often met a soleated horse

    April 10, 2009

  • JM knows it would be so delicious to belong to the Sodalitious Society – in fact it would be a bottler!

    April 10, 2009

  • JM wonders why there are so many snobographies being published by virtual nobodies!

    April 10, 2009

  • JM is attracted to the seplasiary profession, it just smells right

    April 10, 2009

  • JM notes that excessive sermonolatry is rife and is writing a major didactic presentation about it now

    April 10, 2009

  • JM said if he called would you still be sevidical in your tone and manner?

    April 10, 2009

  • JM muses, with his chin in his hand, upon the jaw-breaker word ‘siagonology’

    April 10, 2009

  • JM recommends extreme vigilance to cover up the excesses of rampant sigilism and wants a curtain drawn over it all

    April 10, 2009

  • JM has direct experience of the synaptic synergies in the sinuses that are produced by the singular specialties of sinapistic sauces

    April 10, 2009

  • JM warns that senticousness applies more to sentient beings than you would expect

    April 10, 2009

  • JM wonders and wonders and wonders and wonders and wonders and wonders and wonders and wonders and wonders and wonders and wonders and wonders and wonders and wonders and wonders when you would need to use the term: sedecuple?

    April 10, 2009

  • JM found the good word ‘secability’ in the dictionary and promptly removed it with scissors

    April 10, 2009

  • JM has been contracted to mediate between a group of schismarchs who have had a difference of opinion

    April 10, 2009

  • JM is skeptical of anyone sceptriferous, indeed he can’t bear them.

    April 10, 2009

  • JM muttered, “Scelidate Eleven just doesn’t seem right�?.

    April 10, 2009

  • JM posits that a scathefire is a très bon fire!

    April 10, 2009

  • JM reckons you could search high and low for a good scandiscope these days

    April 10, 2009

  • JM always types the word ‘scaevity’ with his left hand, for luck!

    April 10, 2009

  • JM is overloaded with words like ‘sarcinarious’

    April 10, 2009

  • JM will never be sagittipotent, not by a long stretch

    April 10, 2009

  • JM missed the turn signal while explaining the need to be sagittiferous

    April 10, 2009

  • JM is a firm believer in sacricolism

    April 10, 2009

  • JM saburrated his vessel by making a withdrawal from a sand bank

    April 10, 2009

  • JM is unsubscribing from the Logomanic Association discussion lists

    April 10, 2009

  • JM went to Lalomanics Anonymous and couldn’t get a word in edgewise!

    April 10, 2009

  • JM has heard that you can always take something for kleptomania

    April 10, 2009

  • JM is going up to the rooftop to yell out, “BEWARE OF KLAZOMANIA!!!�?

    April 10, 2009

  • JM refuses to stand still for kinesomania

    April 10, 2009

  • JM can’t stand kathisomania

    April 10, 2009

  • JM is beside himself with joy in discovering the just released, new condition of kainomania and he is the first in town to have it!

    April 10, 2009

  • JM has an idle interest in expressions of idolomania

    April 10, 2009

  • JM is painting “Portrait of the Artist as a Site of Iconomania�?

    April 10, 2009

  • JM reckons John West suffers from selective ichthyomania

    April 10, 2009

  • JM keeps dreaming of hypnomania

    April 9, 2009

  • JM proposed a new synchronised swimming team composed entirely of hydromanics

    April 9, 2009

  • JM ponders upon the dilemma of an hieromanic taking Confession

    April 9, 2009

  • JM was so pleased to learn of habromania, it made him really, really cheerful

    April 9, 2009

  • JM wants to curate an exhibition of gymnogynomanic fashion

    April 9, 2009

  • JM notes on his to-do list that he must list all the possible occurrences of the word ‘glazomania’

    April 9, 2009

  • JM gazes with awe at those with gigmania and wishes such a condition couldn’t exist

    April 9, 2009

  • JM posits that most hylomanics can’t see the wood for the other material

    March 25, 2009

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