Comments by strev

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  • and I thought one was enough!

    June 24, 2009

  • a cloud only a son could love

    June 23, 2009

  • This was like Flickr – with the photo!

    June 23, 2009

  • (n): Running by a person who is asleep (very rare)

    June 23, 2009

  • So is Hilary

    June 23, 2009

  • "I am not a cook!" says Dicky

    June 23, 2009

  • that's not polite ;)

    June 23, 2009

  • (n): congenital tendency to uncontrolled bleeding of cash on muscle cars; usually affects males and is transmitted from father to son

    June 23, 2009

  • I hope schools like that never get funding ;)

    June 23, 2009

  • tall drink of water, that one.

    June 23, 2009

  • my far falun guess... a rebel exercise?

    June 23, 2009

  • easy peasy! come up with an even couple. ;)

    June 23, 2009

  • battle of the brainiacs

    June 23, 2009

  • eco-hunters carry these

    June 23, 2009

  • watch out – he's packin' swine flu!

    June 23, 2009

  • but not with that sharp stick, s'il vous plait

    June 23, 2009

  • something funny occurring or coming into existence after a person's death

    June 23, 2009

  • indeed CB – the evil blad or blad the impaler does sound about right!

    June 23, 2009

  • It's many colours. It's a smell... Stink Different™

    June 23, 2009

  • and I thought it referred to a bladder. my blad.

    June 23, 2009

  • Pterodactyl– good thing she didn't say, "philate will get you nowhere"

    June 23, 2009

  • does pdiddy's daddy punditty daily?

    *whilst ripping through a didley riff*

    June 23, 2009

  • but (baby, you can leave your hat on)

    June 23, 2009

  • is wordie

    June 23, 2009

  • a little something I've been working on

    June 22, 2009

  • thank you rolig, for pointing me in the right direction with your magic wand

    June 22, 2009

  • A classification for all punkind

    June 22, 2009

  • hot off the presses too!

    June 22, 2009

  • It's, um, a real ball town

    June 22, 2009

  • Now, if this idea could fly...

    June 22, 2009

  • you're well armed with this oddity

    June 22, 2009

  • I'm feeling great!

    June 22, 2009

  • magically shields you from irritating, high-pitched whistles

    June 22, 2009

  • nice one mate!

    *whistles*

    June 22, 2009

  • and the smoking gun is usually nearby

    June 22, 2009

  • my rake's progress is thatched with obstacles

    June 22, 2009

  • rubbernecker

    June 22, 2009

  • Now you can take your puns camping.

    Toast them or enjoy them with coffee.

    inspired by madmouth

    June 22, 2009

  • What's in a name? Guyana

    June 22, 2009

  • much!

    June 22, 2009

  • I keep that stuff far away far

    June 22, 2009

  • Far, far away from the wilder eastern Australian coast. A nice place to rest.

    June 22, 2009

  • New world headquarters for the world's strongest men

    June 22, 2009

  • Please pop in for a fezzy bevvy

    June 22, 2009

  • not as popular

    June 22, 2009

  • it lives up to it's name

    June 22, 2009

  • good craic!

    June 22, 2009

  • Touristas now banned from the island and the eco-party can start

    June 22, 2009

  • These are readily available. Stairs.

    June 22, 2009

  • sounds like fundoo to me!

    June 22, 2009

  • chicago was so yesterday. Now it's a happening city.

    June 22, 2009

  • you guys are good!

    June 22, 2009

  • I'm buying a ticket!

    June 22, 2009

  • de trot et de gallop

    June 22, 2009

  • never eat when you're mad

    June 22, 2009

  • I am a stickler for details (if that counts) bilby

    June 22, 2009

  • dang.

    June 22, 2009

  • I'd love to create a logo for this city

    June 22, 2009

  • Chicnow. Chic-ago is so yesterday. This new city name says they are with it.

    June 22, 2009

  • not to be confused with hot tomales

    June 22, 2009

  • I wonder if this word has religious roots?

    June 22, 2009

  • what's the original city name praytell?

    June 22, 2009

  • what's the original city name praytell?

    June 22, 2009

  • How irritating good advice can be! As much as that bothers me, I will contact them an re-subscribe -they'll never see it coming!

    June 22, 2009

  • I subscribed to Curmudgeon's Monthly but had a tough time with delivery (and non-existent customer service) so I've cancelled. It was always a month late too.

    June 21, 2009

  • A much better read than the Pacific Monthly

    June 21, 2009

  • the last word

    June 21, 2009

  • a trinket or piece of jewelry usually hung about the neck of an emu and is thought to have magical protection against evil, disease and predatory cats.

    June 21, 2009

  • It's sad that some people are fooled by these phishing letters and are subsequently fleeced.

    June 21, 2009

  • They roamed our earth a long, long thyme ago.

    June 21, 2009

  • I very much like the french translation as well

    June 21, 2009

  • old macdonald's version;

    "here a pod, thereapod everywhere a pod, pod..."

    June 21, 2009

  • I'll put this word in my quiver with kersplat

    June 21, 2009

  • I see the squirrel is out of the bag now

    June 21, 2009

  • It's sci-fi humour. If you like Vonnegut you'll probably like Adams.

    June 20, 2009

  • I'm thinking I'd better not disclose the answer and leave it up to the browser's discretion.

    June 20, 2009

  • Can I buy an O?

    June 20, 2009

  • It was good for me.

    June 20, 2009

  • It's also the answer to the meaning of life and everything. Just ask Douglas Adams.

    June 20, 2009

  • "shine on, shine on harvest moon..."

    who was that song by – Rudy Valee?

    June 20, 2009

  • And I thought it was a bad paperback novel

    June 20, 2009

  • Buzzer goes •URRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHH*

    So sorry.

    (Whatever you do, don't Google it)

    June 20, 2009

  • Fond memories

    June 20, 2009

  • McCoffeeBurn lawsuit happened too. They were properly scalded over that one.

    June 20, 2009

  • 42 is a good number

    June 20, 2009

  • He he. Nope.

    You'll laugh when all is revealed.

    June 20, 2009

  • and say goodbye to moiré patterns

    June 20, 2009

  • Two words... Good luck.

    June 20, 2009

  • Just say, "baker's dozen"

    June 20, 2009

  • I often say this to myself.

    June 20, 2009

  • All that training was for knot.

    June 20, 2009

  • wordlover42 is getting hotter (sort of)

    June 20, 2009

  • Thank you bilby for craudstopper.

    Then I spiraled into a Schadenfreude thread that took 15 minutes off my life. All good.

    June 20, 2009

  • oft used in the printing industry

    June 20, 2009

  • I typed in here for good luck

    June 20, 2009

  • aka: not sent

    June 20, 2009

  • Prolagus – I saw the squid curtains image (TBH I ventured forward with trepidation) and I can safely say that they are NOT related.

    bilby – craudstoppers did not link forward, so I don't know what that is (dying to know!)

    FYI: a squirrel cover is hardly impromptu. Daily use is the norm (for most)

    June 20, 2009

  • a term of endearment used by peruvian rakes

    June 20, 2009

  • toss in the kitchen sink and all the enchiladas while you're at it

    June 20, 2009

  • a vente de bric-a-brac is like a garage sale

    June 20, 2009

  • I know what these are. Any guesses?

    June 20, 2009

  • This slayed me. (from a Far Side cartoon)

    June 19, 2009

  • I love that architectural style ; )

    June 19, 2009

  • made it up.

    wouldn't be surprised if it's an adult movie title.

    June 19, 2009

  • thx bilby!

    June 18, 2009

  • oops! should be qwerty!

    how ironic. :(

    June 18, 2009

  • oops! should be qwerty!

    June 18, 2009

  • make good clackers

    June 18, 2009

  • love it!

    June 18, 2009

  • this inspired me to list wanktard

    June 18, 2009

  • a habitually drunk wanker

    (madeupical)

    June 18, 2009

  • or a rotary dial cell phone? ; )

    June 18, 2009

  • To be concise; morally and/or physically. (I'm going for percentages here!)

    Thank you for inquiring. Any more questions? You in the back? No? Good!

    June 18, 2009

  • aka text me. madeupical

    June 17, 2009

  • a less expensive version of the spinning machine

    June 17, 2009

  • would like to ad this word to The No-No list

    June 17, 2009

  • would like to add this word to the no-no list

    June 17, 2009

  • how about a nice flower illustration then?

    June 17, 2009

  • just a little swear word

    June 17, 2009

  • pistachio isn't all that bad is it?

    June 17, 2009

  • Reasons why I wish I were British

    June 17, 2009

  • please accept my apologies. I too, did not mean to offend.

    Having said that I am left to wonder...

    "provoke this type of comment"? Am I missing something here? My comment was not rude or offensive–merely an observation of life.

    June 17, 2009

  • It's an north american indian word.

    I think it means... CN Tower.

    June 16, 2009

  • nanu nanu

    June 16, 2009

  • Morkspeak

    June 16, 2009

  • well said, arcadia

    June 16, 2009

  • sex education ranks up there

    June 16, 2009

  • when the weight loss support group rants about caloric intake

    June 16, 2009

  • merci!

    June 16, 2009

  • no example to add – I can only imagine it being cursed down to the very jar it's served in

    June 16, 2009

  • Pants that you have grown out of.

    inspired by jump up pee

    June 16, 2009

  • What the girls were doing.

    attrib to Steven Wright, the Canadian. (not the comic)

    June 16, 2009

  • The one you cook the turkey in

    June 16, 2009

  • music so sweet your teeth hurt

    June 16, 2009

  • inspired by fly your polo

    June 16, 2009

  • It's called something entirely different in the morning

    June 16, 2009

  • who put the bop in the bop shallop for $200 Alex?

    June 16, 2009

  • aka the bomb

    June 16, 2009

  • great idea- I'll get clean towels and boiling water

    June 16, 2009

  • Toronto Maple Leafs

    June 16, 2009

  • when he was amateur bono he missed the notes like all of us

    June 16, 2009

  • four word play

    June 16, 2009

  • I've got two words for that, "hell yeah"

    June 16, 2009

  • near the village of Lacadaisical

    June 16, 2009

  • roll that up and smoke it.

    June 16, 2009

  • my peeps handle my security issues

    June 16, 2009

  • A single storey home guaranteed to keep the water in.

    June 16, 2009

  • Sometimes it's like lambs to the slaughter

    June 16, 2009

  • who else would add salty sand to concrete?

    time has ferreted out the miscreants

    June 16, 2009

  • Will not go for the cherry joke was legendary.

    Made my day. Hell, made my cake.

    June 16, 2009

  • well done bilby

    June 16, 2009

  • Watut sounds like something a warrior would release in battle –you know, part of his arsenal.

    June 16, 2009

  • Styrofoam, plastics and excess packaging. Your carbon foodprint

    depends on how you interpollute it.

    June 16, 2009

  • ... while trying to ferret out the truth

    June 16, 2009

  • This cannot possibly be illustrated by pastry. You'll just have to use your imagination.

    June 16, 2009

  • horton hears a who?

    June 16, 2009

  • we chamin' wit dat

    June 16, 2009

  • inspired by sangwich

    June 16, 2009

  • Trapiche – Merlot Malbec, Argentina

    June 16, 2009

  • In North Korea, Big Hair is watching you.

    (whilst he quaffs cognac)

    June 16, 2009

  • is "puye-eyed" the rabbit caught in the headlights?

    June 16, 2009

  • Pontification following rum tumbling

    June 16, 2009

  • unlike the guillotine which has an intersecting sharpish edge that undoes forms when it it put to task

    June 16, 2009

  • I love this word!

    June 16, 2009

  • like standing beside infinity

    June 16, 2009

  • they were on the right track with their roundish view but were considered nambe pambe by the squares

    June 16, 2009

  • Bob and Doug MacKenzie liked it

    June 16, 2009

  • wonder if mumbo jumbo is from the folks that brought us legbo

    June 16, 2009

  • lower than whale s**t

    June 16, 2009

  • The chef was really laying into the waiter.

    inspired by leaving the roast

    June 15, 2009

  • You'd leave if it was Don Rickles laying into you.

    June 15, 2009

  • In cold pursuit is for the cold cases.

    June 15, 2009

  • hee hee bilby

    June 15, 2009

  • blip

    June 15, 2009

  • aka wide area network

    June 15, 2009

  • Watching the contortionists finals was a real toe-biter

    June 15, 2009

  • From This is Spinal Tap. Directed by Rob Reiner.

    see nonumental

    June 14, 2009

  • Like the 3 foot tall Stonehenge stage props in the Spinal Tap rockumentary

    June 14, 2009

  • Therefore our compatriots are also more advanced socially.

    (Add this to the long list) ;)

    June 14, 2009

  • that came later.

    June 14, 2009

  • You can have your cake and eat it too, said strev innocently.

    June 14, 2009

  • Great at parties!

    June 14, 2009

  • I like to dabble in solids.

    June 14, 2009

  • ha! another term of endearment boo

    June 14, 2009

  • now with added features!

    June 14, 2009

  • now appearing at the limelite lounge

    June 14, 2009

  • Not that kind of fly.

    The cool kind.

    June 14, 2009

  • it was that bad!

    June 14, 2009

  • One who applies goo?

    June 14, 2009

  • Nay, he's a lager man.

    June 14, 2009

  • soon to be changed to montebluray

    June 14, 2009

  • this word was created by bilby

    June 14, 2009

  • In testing, near tibetaphorest inspired by bilby

    June 14, 2009

  • I'd like to have a beer and a chat with that fellow

    June 14, 2009

  • The Milonelion Vulture. Sister ship to the better-known Falcon.

    (I'm making this up)

    June 14, 2009

  • ...and human kindness – I'm all set!

    June 14, 2009

  • noch, noch jokes anyone?

    June 14, 2009

  • must have been a memory gleich.

    June 14, 2009

  • inspired by to do list

    June 14, 2009

  • It's now on my "to read list"

    June 14, 2009

  • thx fbharjo the reference would have been forever lost on me, I'm sad to say. Never been down that aisle.

    June 14, 2009

  • Inspired by crankcase

    June 14, 2009

  • This is a crank call. Please ignore it.

    June 14, 2009

  • I'm afraid to take it. Ok, I'm chicken.

    June 14, 2009

  • Those who conspire to steal heartbeats

    June 14, 2009

  • Smarshing analogy bilby

    June 14, 2009

  • can I buy an L?

    June 14, 2009

  • I love his work too bilby

    June 14, 2009

  • If someone calls you boo (as a term of endearment) have you been booed?

    June 14, 2009

  • inspired by socks and sandals

    June 14, 2009

  • Fashion police!

    Ironic how those who deem themselves fashionable strive for individuality but dress like the masses.

    The sock and sandal wearer should stride proudly as a trendsetter.

    (let me know when it catches on and I'll jump on the bandwagon)

    June 14, 2009

  • It's a nice change from kippers

    June 14, 2009

  • The Wright stuff!

    June 14, 2009

  • eerie

    June 14, 2009

  • erie

    June 14, 2009

  • been in one and lost my tassel

    June 14, 2009

  • can you get there from here?

    June 14, 2009

  • inspired by transmigration

    June 14, 2009

  • does this mean there are transmigratory patterns?

    June 14, 2009

  • ah... casa dulce casa

    June 14, 2009

  • inspired by wooly

    June 14, 2009

  • Candidate reindeer with a propensity for pugilism deemed too rambunctious for special occasion duty.

    June 14, 2009

  • To the pale intolerant I asked, "got milk?"

    "Nope," he replied dryly.

    June 14, 2009

  • nope

    June 14, 2009

  • mas ron cola por favor!

    June 14, 2009

  • nice steak, shame about the place

    June 14, 2009

  • thwock the thwock

    June 14, 2009

  • girls are better at this than boys.

    why is this?

    June 14, 2009

  • what a way to go!

    June 14, 2009

  • cracking good sidekick too!

    June 14, 2009

  • got the runs

    June 14, 2009

  • what gnats do best

    June 14, 2009

  • aka: did not stop!

    June 14, 2009

  • a suggestion for the bedecked doggie's name: dospé

    June 14, 2009

  • inspired by bewigged chihuahua

    June 14, 2009

  • inspired by ink-spill

    June 14, 2009

  • inspired by ink-spills

    June 14, 2009

  • ink spills on the metaphorest create inkstinks

    June 14, 2009

  • an angry traffic jam?

    June 14, 2009

  • Been left like that a few times

    June 14, 2009

  • let's start the bidding on the shelf life of this auction...

    June 14, 2009

  • the hardest sums of all

    June 14, 2009

  • I distance myself from expressions like this

    June 14, 2009

  • the spectre of the peoples vagon

    June 14, 2009

  • what! -prisoners have telephones?

    June 14, 2009

  • that's the way I like it

    June 14, 2009

  • nether regions of the muja

    June 14, 2009

  • Typical human.

    June 9, 2009

  • Those are lyrics from the song "Peaches" by the band, Presidents of the United States of America.

    Good tune.

    June 5, 2009

  • Pay your fare with this to middle earth

    June 5, 2009

  • Great person to help you with your flaming dessert parties

    June 5, 2009

  • Is that what they're calling it now

    (is that a giant schnoodle in your pocket or...")

    June 5, 2009

  • the Guinness records people will be interested in this

    June 5, 2009

  • and a gundagai to you too

    June 5, 2009

  • inspired by rumbustuous

    June 5, 2009

  • now that's something to harp on about

    June 5, 2009

  • well hidden from the catfish

    June 5, 2009

  • and some ipo's are wild

    June 5, 2009

  • absolutely riveting

    June 5, 2009

  • to jowled

    June 5, 2009

  • said the Citroen 2CV's horn as it urged me to move aside

    June 5, 2009

  • pumpkins

    June 5, 2009

  • oh yeah, well I'm pro-artist

    June 5, 2009

  • ...and may the windz be on your back

    June 1, 2009

  • go ahead, say it and tempt providence.

    May 30, 2009

  • you seem to have pox vobiscum but we have a cream for that

    May 29, 2009

  • Good fuel for road rage

    May 29, 2009

  • I think I'm sprouting dashes – yes – I am!

    May 29, 2009

  • ironic that it droops down isn't it?

    May 29, 2009

  • I think it's better closer to the fridge instead of by the oven

    May 29, 2009

  • a goal, an assist and a fight.

    May 29, 2009

  • Today's special "Roadkill"

    May 29, 2009

  • like it's gonna snow in Florida!

    May 29, 2009

  • ...and spare your china

    May 29, 2009

  • to respond to sionnach

    "one does not catch trout in tight pants"

    don't you watch the annual Miss America Fly Casting Pageant?

    May 29, 2009

  • But I'm applying to be a proxy.

    May 29, 2009

  • If you say, "bless me" to yourself after sneezing, you are committing this particularly flagitious crime

    also blasphemy

    May 29, 2009

  • mmmmm vacation!

    May 29, 2009

  • inspired to take vacation by bilby

    May 29, 2009

  • At the very least they could give us a peck on the cheek first

    see boink

    May 29, 2009

  • How do I stop the lightning?

    May 29, 2009

  • I got one of those from my car (onstar equipped) when it was on vacation

    May 29, 2009

  • it's so gay (not that there's anything wrong with that)

    May 28, 2009

  • that's cold

    May 28, 2009

  • Legitimate bankers as gansters and thieves. Originated in Poland.

    Then there's Ponzipaloosa

    May 28, 2009

  • Legitimate bankers as gansters and thieves. Originated in Poland.

    Then there's Ponzipaloosa

    May 28, 2009

  • So, the Baron strolls into the party and someone whispers, "here comes the garbyflargen"

    May 28, 2009

  • Used to hear if the engine is still beating

    May 28, 2009

  • Means cool. Not in the mainstream yet, but methinks it will break through. Origins: India

    May 28, 2009

  • I say, "Goooooaaaaaallllllll!"

    April 22, 2009

  • – H.G. Wells (1866-1946)

    Contributed about 1 year ago by oroboros

    April 22, 2009

  • "There is a place in Mexico that may be able to help you"

    April 21, 2009

  • DOH! You're about one year ahead of me resetee!

    April 21, 2009

  • Say this if you want to take control of a situation.

    April 20, 2009

  • booblicious

    April 20, 2009

  • Tastes likes the milk of human kindness.

    April 20, 2009

  • I was at having a brainwave, lost my footing and slipped into the cortex.

    April 20, 2009

  • very fast dune buggy

    April 20, 2009

  • moray eel

    April 20, 2009

  • go there for a good time

    April 20, 2009

  • "well smear me in jam and tie me to an anthill!"

    April 20, 2009

  • DNA

    April 20, 2009

  • The original, (but eventuallly shelved) title of the musical, Mama Mia.

    April 20, 2009

  • I see what fun this can be now.

    Hindsight is 20/20 vision.

    April 20, 2009

  • How to save on the purchase of pliers.

    April 20, 2009

  • Such a visage could monopolize the tournament.

    April 20, 2009

  • your day of reckling will come

    April 20, 2009

  • cabin fever

    April 20, 2009

  • cooped up

    April 20, 2009

  • keeps the blue bloods away

    April 20, 2009

  • game show hosts for 200 please

    April 20, 2009

  • In a nutshell, from wikipedia...

    vector graphics is the use of geometrical primitives such as points, lines, curves, and shapes or polygon(s), which are all based on mathematical equations, to represent images in computer graphics.

    April 20, 2009

  • You could boink someone in the head too – without double entendre

    April 20, 2009

  • You could boink someone in the head too and do it without double entendre.

    April 20, 2009

  • smarty-pants

    April 20, 2009

  • thank you rolig, I tried to say that but was štumfed

    April 20, 2009

  • and gangerh

    "I'm trying to cut down."

    April 20, 2009

  • hey yarb

    Parry, dash: dodgem

    April 20, 2009

  • crikey-stand back!

    April 20, 2009

  • wow. another sham.

    April 20, 2009

  • best to take a good run at it too.

    April 20, 2009

  • I laughed, I cried.

    April 20, 2009

  • see put a sock in it

    April 17, 2009

  • I'm schtumped on this one

    April 17, 2009

  • see bonks

    April 17, 2009

  • Australasia?

    April 17, 2009

  • I'd much rather be a newb then.

    Merci, mollusque.

    April 17, 2009

  • see cat out the window

    April 17, 2009

  • buddy can you spare some cybercash so I can get a byte to eat?

    April 17, 2009

  • see giggle water

    April 17, 2009

  • aka wobbly pops

    April 17, 2009

  • but do you really needum?

    April 17, 2009

  • I'll drink to that.

    April 17, 2009

  • I want to say, "you low down, haimsucken, rotten piece of work"

    But that would be mean.

    April 17, 2009

  • What else lurks in that prehistoric head of his?

    April 17, 2009

  • "Well armed to clean" is their motto

    April 17, 2009

  • ...is really Will Feral

    April 17, 2009

  • see gagster

    April 17, 2009

  • see spam bank

    April 17, 2009

  • now that's food for thought

    April 17, 2009

  • pumping iron I would have thought this would have been the first

    April 17, 2009

  • Okay, I was ironing a shirt but it sounds tougher this way.

    April 17, 2009

  • Wonder why "clever trousers" never took off?

    April 17, 2009

  • soup v broth it's a miracle! thank you bilby

    April 17, 2009

  • motor werks

    April 17, 2009

  • I'm not at liberty to discuss this phrase.

    April 16, 2009

  • see bonk

    April 16, 2009

  • aka boinked (it was, um, er a friend that said it )

    April 16, 2009

  • bussing and froteurism- what a combo

    April 16, 2009

  • classic, nay legendary!

    April 16, 2009

  • see soup v broth (I would link it if I knew how to)

    April 16, 2009

  • no broth for all of you! (the broth nazi)

    April 16, 2009

  • You couldn't hit the bottle!

    April 16, 2009

  • I love that song.

    April 16, 2009

  • Hasselhoff is the current Dingo poster boy!

    April 16, 2009

  • Calculating too.

    April 16, 2009

  • The geezers here (Ontario) do all that mollusque said whilst wearing Fedoras. If you see a car with the turn signal left on, chances are the old coot is wearing a hat.

    April 15, 2009

  • mass spoctrometer?

    April 14, 2009

  • added with assistance from madmouth (vulcanologist)

    April 14, 2009

  • added with assistance from madmouth

    April 14, 2009

  • Spocktometrist too then?

    April 14, 2009

  • Also refers to bitmapped images that have a finite size.

    Vector images are infinitely scaleable.

    April 14, 2009

  • ouch- ya got me!

    April 14, 2009

  • A death reward. Unfortunately, the irony will be lost on you.

    April 14, 2009

  • Dutch courage to some.

    April 14, 2009

  • Meet cat. Talk to Disney.

    April 14, 2009

  • Where I go for fresh logos.

    April 14, 2009

  • Thas quite magblaminous of yoo resesettee

    April 14, 2009

  • And if it's a really nice place, elevator up.

    April 14, 2009

  • And let us not forget, "radar love."

    April 14, 2009

  • A part of the woods I'm familiar with.

    April 14, 2009

  • "How's it hanging, buddy?" is what he asked of ye.

    (aka "how are you doing?")

    This was not a double entendre, but merely a statement to which an answer was not mandatory).

    April 14, 2009

  • A tony neighbourhood. A tony apartment.

    Some guys have all the luck.

    April 14, 2009

  • Comedy troupe malady.

    April 14, 2009

  • Shames the miniskirt.

    April 14, 2009

  • What would that make a harlem shuffle?

    April 14, 2009

  • (you don't check your messages anyway, do you?)

    April 14, 2009

  • Or wordthy, for that matter.

    April 14, 2009

  • "I am a camera," was the name of the film.

    "Me no Leica," wrote the critic.

    Sorry, can't remember who wrote that.

    April 14, 2009

  • Logically speaking, it's a compliment.

    April 14, 2009

  • Let's hope you're on the ground when you hear this.

    April 14, 2009

  • Oh, I thought you typed Soloman Grundy.

    April 14, 2009

  • double trouble from the scottish play

    April 14, 2009

  • The act of giving tongs to the cook.

    April 14, 2009

  • riiiight!

    April 14, 2009

  • Apparently, everyone.

    April 14, 2009

  • who knew?

    April 14, 2009

  • Comfort pending.

    April 14, 2009

  • No nipples for you!

    April 14, 2009

  • 7:20 am – that's ridiculous!

    April 14, 2009

  • those from the planet Give

    April 14, 2009

  • do ticks count as pets?

    April 14, 2009

  • Free the schwa! Long live the schwa!

    (I have a lot to learn here)

    April 14, 2009

  • are we the one's being doped?

    April 14, 2009

  • clichéd to death

    April 14, 2009

  • A favourite technique for those with short arms and deep pockets.

    April 14, 2009

  • How pool players cheat.

    April 14, 2009

  • What can I say – we grew up poor. Couldn't afford butter.

    April 14, 2009

  • Probably smells better than teen spirit anyway.

    April 14, 2009

  • By jingo that's it!

    April 14, 2009

  • Cassius's second choice.

    April 14, 2009

  • My, my. I can't decide if this makes cents, but then again, I'm not in this for the money.

    April 14, 2009

  • Old English, author unknown (Wikipedia)

    April 14, 2009

  • buttery prose will get you nowhere

    April 14, 2009

  • Now that's something to cry about (unlike milk)

    April 13, 2009

  • What crops get when they're really tired

    April 13, 2009

  • see: full on

    April 13, 2009

  • To give it your all (give 'er)

    To commit fully and completely in your task

    April 13, 2009

  • and all things being equal...

    April 13, 2009

  • never go into battle half-socked

    April 13, 2009

  • the worst kind

    April 13, 2009

  • Will they crown a leader? Will that person sit on a throne?

    Best industrial designs (and stinkers) could be housed in Flushing Meadows, NY.

    April 13, 2009

  • medicine isn't for everyone

    April 13, 2009

  • and one year later a noob adds a comment

    April 13, 2009

  • the pen can be a powerful weapon in the right hands.

    (or left hands)

    April 13, 2009

  • aka slub

    April 13, 2009

  • a handy addition to any toolkit

    April 13, 2009

  • honk if you love hankies

    April 13, 2009

  • ass over tea kettle comes to mind too

    April 13, 2009

  • these little guys rock!

    April 13, 2009

  • It wasn't an assassination, but death by lasagna.

    April 13, 2009

  • Thank you Sionnach.

    I was just reading about pillaloo and the song... "Tá an poc ar buile" (The billygoat (puck) is hopping mad!)

    Big family get together tonight–so I'm going to ask my mum if she knows the song.

    Lots of funny stuff to read here!

    April 13, 2009

  • Inspired by the addition of thwack

    April 13, 2009

  • I love thwack too –it's in the same league as kersplat

    April 13, 2009

  • Dogma and katma living together at last

    April 13, 2009

  • stir in truth and you've got it made.

    April 12, 2009

  • I wonder if they know the Wallendas?

    April 12, 2009

  • works on adults too!

    April 12, 2009

  • I thought I saw one!

    April 12, 2009

  • Before electric dryers.

    April 12, 2009

  • You'd better hire a better agency then.

    April 12, 2009

  • a jet tears the sky

    a helicopter chops it up

    April 11, 2009

  • A purely ornamental title.

    April 11, 2009

  • and I can spend like a drunken sailor!

    April 11, 2009

  • What happens to overworked beavers at boring lodge speeches.

    April 11, 2009

  • This show banned in China.

    April 11, 2009

  • and popsicle toes.

    April 11, 2009

  • Close your brain hole – don't listen to that rubbish!

    April 11, 2009

  • How hackers cheer.

    April 11, 2009

  • The way my wife prefers hotel rooms.

    April 11, 2009

  • ...and stir up the riff raff while you're at it!

    April 11, 2009

  • It's a little bit of cut 'em up. Could be considered too grocery for primetime.

    April 11, 2009

  • Sturdy, serious eyeware.

    April 11, 2009

  • Even poetry has politics.

    April 11, 2009

  • Cooks quickly, but follow the instructions!

    April 11, 2009

  • Your favourite avatar.

    April 11, 2009

  • Not to be confused with the Scottish highland ken-ken.

    April 11, 2009

  • I miss clem. Really!

    April 11, 2009

  • The autobahn (without the salt)

    April 11, 2009

  • That's a void to die for.

    April 11, 2009

  • The kissing booth of knowledge.

    April 11, 2009

  • That's going to leave a spot!

    April 11, 2009

  • The month before octob.

    April 11, 2009

  • Have I got a Victorian for you!

    April 11, 2009

  • My nube telebision. Sorry, I god a code.

    April 11, 2009

  • What melamine salesmen wear to work.

    April 11, 2009

  • The snubbing of a dogs tail.

    April 11, 2009

  • ward off cold dreams

    April 11, 2009

  • Would you like that with marmite?

    April 11, 2009

  • What curmudgeons do, eventually.

    April 11, 2009

  • Those were the good ol' days.

    April 11, 2009

  • How to pronounce "volkswagen" (mit v's)

    April 11, 2009

  • the sound of it is really quite atrocious

    April 11, 2009

  • Hefner

    April 11, 2009

  • snarf back a rack o' ribs and slake it with a good lager.

    April 11, 2009

  • Soon, all the newspapers will have shots of tulips on the front page.

    April 11, 2009

  • When you don't feel like a whole plate of kippers, "just a kippage guv"

    April 11, 2009

  • The cutman for gushing writers.

    April 11, 2009

  • Thanks for the welcome Bilby! I do enjoy browsing through this site.

    P.S. I'll try not to be too irreverent and/or obtuse!

    April 9, 2009

  • stockings for flamboyant fish

    (ha! boyant!)

    April 9, 2009

  • Dingo was recently presented by a GQ staff writer as the male equivalent of a "cougar."

    April 9, 2009

  • Rogain for politicians

    April 9, 2009

  • last seen jumping into the metaphorest

    April 9, 2009

  • Cleaned up version (for primetime) of Trudeau's, "fuddle duddle"

    April 9, 2009

  • this has inspired me to test a betaphorest

    April 9, 2009

  • the sequel to I Robot

    April 6, 2009

  • swimaway!

    April 6, 2009

  • it's merely preamble

    April 6, 2009

  • What-they ran out of dung?

    April 5, 2009

  • What stores use in the windows to display their best wool sweaters.

    April 5, 2009

  • two questionable ideas

    April 5, 2009

  • Ikea's clap-on, clap-off switch

    April 5, 2009

  • agoraphobics vindicated

    April 5, 2009

  • splat later

    April 5, 2009

  • word on the street

    April 5, 2009

  • indoor wireless speakers

    April 5, 2009

  • Fiction.

    April 5, 2009

  • when they mugg for the camera on vacation, it's oftentimes stolen.

    April 5, 2009

  • what happens when you are hit with a pundit

    April 4, 2009

  • ask Michael Jackson

    April 4, 2009

  • the moment you jumped out of the cake

    April 4, 2009

  • look before you sit

    April 4, 2009

  • it's the least you could do for a photo

    April 4, 2009

  • Arnold, in a crowd

    April 4, 2009

  • nervous skipper

    April 4, 2009

  • ah to be young and foolish

    April 4, 2009

  • wearing stalkings on their head

    April 4, 2009

  • Doe! (sound better if Homer says it)

    April 4, 2009

  • there's always time to go

    April 4, 2009

  • like steel springs

    April 4, 2009

  • ah, the good ol' grades

    April 4, 2009

  • one who admonishes seed spitters

    April 4, 2009

  • where cons meet

    April 4, 2009

  • with regards to chained-bears' comment...

    word

    April 4, 2009

  • menu in a hi tech eatery

    April 3, 2009

  • zero brush technique

    April 3, 2009

  • just for that, I won't

    April 3, 2009

  • The business end of a criminal

    April 3, 2009

  • the entire John Wayne Bobbitt story

    April 3, 2009

  • you try changing his stripes!

    April 3, 2009

  • meandering brother of lark

    April 3, 2009

  • what could go wrong?

    April 3, 2009

  • spotted once in Akron, Ohio in 1978

    April 3, 2009

  • the bite that infects

    April 3, 2009

  • never high enough

    April 3, 2009

  • A great big dog with gender issues

    April 3, 2009

  • I won't go there

    April 3, 2009

  • when the hell did this come out?

    April 3, 2009

  • and sometimes konky tells the truth

    April 3, 2009

  • throw me the money

    April 3, 2009

  • how can one forget their head?

    April 3, 2009

  • throw some chlorine in that pool!

    April 3, 2009

  • pre cursor of the north american man-cave

    April 3, 2009

  • how they attach to your pant cuffs

    April 3, 2009

  • passing on germs via sneezing

    April 3, 2009

  • long-winded tall scottish tales

    April 3, 2009

  • water bed

    or cot d'eau

    April 3, 2009

  • surrendering deer

    April 3, 2009

  • A much fancier alfred

    April 3, 2009

  • preparing for nothing

    April 3, 2009

  • mosquito free!

    April 3, 2009

  • a poor illustration

    April 3, 2009

  • transparent cathouse

    April 3, 2009

  • Cheers–10 out of 10

    April 3, 2009

  • slaps you upside the head then lays you down for a nap

    April 3, 2009

  • loves meusli

    April 3, 2009

  • not all bad though

    April 3, 2009

  • Tim's always doing that

    April 3, 2009

  • heavy handed

    April 3, 2009

  • über nose

    April 3, 2009

  • where donkeys hang out

    April 3, 2009

  • the other red meat

    April 3, 2009

  • cheaper than a polter

    April 3, 2009

  • I hate curmedgeon day!

    April 3, 2009

  • great metaphor

    April 2, 2009

  • ha- this used to refer to carpeting!

    April 2, 2009

  • most unique

    April 2, 2009

  • Sometimes, whilst looking up at the stars, I feel so unsolivigant.

    April 2, 2009

  • then she had a little lamb

    April 2, 2009

  • I've got the souix me, souix you blues.

    Souix chef. Native assistant at a law firm.

    April 2, 2009

  • please don't feed the gideons

    April 2, 2009

  • but makes a better coat

    April 2, 2009

  • innuendo (italian suppository)

    April 2, 2009

  • resistance is futile

    April 2, 2009

  • as opposed to boylishness

    April 2, 2009

  • what! they took their grunts away too?!

    April 2, 2009

  • that's much better that offputting printing

    April 2, 2009

  • This word has been appearing in print as new Ponzi schemes have been revealed. Don't know who to credit for

    origin.

    From Bernie Madoff's ponzi scam and the Lolapalooza American Music Festival.

    April 2, 2009

  • the opposite of my bad.

    To use on those rare occasions that I feel like I have done the right thing.

    Who did the dishes?

    "my good"

    Who saved that person from falling off the cliff?

    "my good"

    April 2, 2009

  • better have good vision

    April 2, 2009

  • ...from Animal Farm, I think.

    April 2, 2009

  • I can't see the trees for the phorest

    April 2, 2009

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