horseballs

As for his other "Fruit of the Loin" deposit, Jeb -- don't hold your breath -- he's a horseballs throw from the White House. by

Elder Bush Cries 2006

This was a little joke of John's; he used to say that a regular course of "the Birtwick horseballs" would cure almost any vicious horse; these balls, he said, were made up of patience and gentleness, firmness and petting, one pound of each to be mixed up with half a pint of common sense, and given to the horse every day.

Black Beauty Anna Sewell 1849