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- verb Common misspelling of
masturbate .
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Examples
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But the only thing the cops misspelled was "masterbate," and CBS decided not to broadcast the final five reruns of his Emmy award-winning Saturday-morning show.
'His Career Is Over' 2008
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Paul is my only source for podcast recommendations and all he gives me is podcasts about monkeys who masterbate to playgirl magazine.
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Dude God is a pervert, he watches you when you masterbate.
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I guess people like the troll still think you will go blind if you masterbate.
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They make up really ignorant excuses like feeding starving children really makes them dependent but the truth is they just love to masterbate at the very thought of children starving.
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I love how you atheists gather around each other, masterbate your egos, give names and titles to your grouping, and quote other atheists as basis for * YOUR OWN* beliefs.
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I guess people like the troll still think you will go blind if you masterbate.
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(Lance thinking to himself, Google Earth hard to work with GIANT thumbs need to find his/her house to take pictures and masterbate outside window).
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If they successfully masterbate to pictures of the opposite sex, they are straight.
OH-GOV: GOP Pastor Demands Stricklands "Prove" They're Not Gay 2009
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More social engineering, after all the state funded wankers in the council offices all masterbate like monkeys over the blue EU shitrag, whilst telling us that our culture is evil.
Gordon Browns "Cool Britannia" FIDO The Dog 2009
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