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reesetee commented on the word padded face hole
My new favorite term of abuse since I spied this in an unsolicited catalog.
That's what they get for sending junk mail.
April 30, 2008
dontcry commented on the word padded face hole
I'm going to try to work that into a conversation today. No, no, I am GOING to work that into a conversation today.
The only question that remains is how to use it as inappropriately as possible...
April 30, 2008
chained_bear commented on the word padded face hole
"Flap covers face hole when not in use." Oh, how often have I wished that were the case.
April 30, 2008
reesetee commented on the word padded face hole
Well, you don't want your face hole just...you know, hanging open, do you?
April 30, 2008
dontcry commented on the word padded face hole
No, but I think it does that when I'm sleeping...
April 30, 2008
Prolagus commented on the word padded face hole
Let us know if you find a way to use it. And which way.
April 30, 2008
reesetee commented on the word padded face hole
dontcry: *snort*
April 30, 2008
chained_bear commented on the word padded face hole
No, seriously, I know so many people whose face holes I wish had a flap for closure when not in use. (Setting aside the obvious example of, say, Rush Limbaugh.)
April 30, 2008
Prolagus commented on the word padded face hole
HA! I got the meaning now (sorry).
And now I'm thinking about an obscene double entendre.
May 1, 2008
reesetee commented on the word padded face hole
I think it's obscene-sounding enough as it is. It could be a single entendre all on its own. ;-)
May 1, 2008
dontcry commented on the word padded face hole
You know those padded toilet seats....are you with me?
*grabbing car keys and heading for the home improvement store to strike up a conversation!*
May 1, 2008
dontcry commented on the word padded face hole
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May 1, 2008
mialuthien commented on the word padded face hole
I'm trying to dream up an occasion for using it.
July 15, 2008
Prolagus commented on the word padded face hole
I'm sorry if I broke the rules, but this word was not nominated for poty08 and it's a shame.
January 3, 2009
reesetee commented on the word padded face hole
I agree, Pro. But what rules?
January 5, 2009
Prolagus commented on the word padded face hole
I tagged it after the deadline :-)
January 6, 2009
reesetee commented on the word padded face hole
Ah, I see. :-(
January 6, 2009
Prolagus commented on the word padded face hole
(I'm Italian, after all)
January 6, 2009
reesetee commented on the word padded face hole
:-D
January 6, 2009
hernesheir commented on the word padded face hole
"When I'm lying face-down, staring through the padded face hole on my massage therapist's table, I wonder if s/he ogles my nether parts while the backs of my thighs are exposed to pounding, kneading and rolfing, and other forms of oily manipulation."
January 6, 2009
Prolagus commented on the word padded face hole
Still laughing after 11 months.
April 16, 2009
reesetee commented on the word padded face hole
*snicker*
April 17, 2009
blafferty commented on the word padded face hole
I must say I really appreciate the fact that no one made any references to glory hole here.
May 5, 2011
reesetee commented on the word padded face hole
Oh no, that's on the glassblowing list.
May 5, 2011
blafferty commented on the word padded face hole
Um ...
*dredges mind out of gutter*
*rinses mind in sink*
*pats mind down with towel*
Yes, I see, thanks, reesetee!
May 5, 2011
reesetee commented on the word padded face hole
I would offer a blow dry, but....
May 5, 2011
blafferty commented on the word padded face hole
*plop*
And there it goes again.
May 5, 2011
reesetee commented on the word padded face hole
*hands over fresh towel*
May 5, 2011
blafferty commented on the word padded face hole
Thanks. Anybody have any stain stick?
May 5, 2011