smited

The Holy Ghost has risen and smited you with one blow.

Miracles, Inc. T.J. Forrester 2011

The Holy Ghost has risen and smited you with one blow.

Miracles, Inc. T.J. Forrester 2011

And the totally horrible intentional headline "Entourage creator talks about new season" should have "and how it will not happen because God smited the cast" following it.

TODAY’S UNINTENTIONALLY FUNNY HEADLINE 2008

But if it's a negative response and doesn't include balancing viewpoints then it must be stricken-down and smited.

Wired Top Stories 2009

When I pressed on and told her of my conversations with house cleaners of several cities indorsing this as truth, her face smited with disapproval and quickly said, “How can someone possibly exist on such a shameful wage?”

A decent wage. 2007

He'd have kicked some ass; he'd have smited the offender's whole city with hemorrhoids.

Archive 2009-04-26 SeattleDan 2009

Another variant of this is to suggest that because the conditions in the universe are "just right" for the existence of life on Earth, this means that the same god who smites the residents of New Orleans was also the one who, 15 billion years ago, set up the universe for the purpose of, eventually, having residents in New Orleans who could be smited (smote?).

David Horton: The eight-legged god 2008

Of course, my invisible friend says that * you* will be smited for wanting others to be smitten (or smote? smoted? smiffed?).

Think Progress » VIDEO: Inhofe ‘Very Proud’ There’s Never Been a Homosexual Relationship in the ‘Recorded History of Our Family’ 2006

Ceeling cat do manifest in menny diffrent avatars, lukkin magnifisunt in awl diffrunt forms I mite add as ai do not wish to be smited by paw of rothfull ceeling cat.

ceiling cat - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2008

I tried to go to the forum, yet again, but the forum Gods smited me.

1gossip.com 2008