sneezed

Palin sneezed real hard one morning, and the deed was done.

Think Progress » Sarah Palin Defends Her Role As A Tea Party Profiteer, Announces Her Involvement In Another Scam 2010

"What's the matter?" then he sneezed, which is what people sometimes do when all of a sudden they look up and the sun gets into their eyes, which it did in Dragonfly's eyes right that second.

Shenanigans at Sugar Creek Paul Hutchens

K&G note that this theory provides an explanation for certain novel uses of verbs, such as "sneezed" in the following sentence:

I Typoed a Whole Post for the Language Log Chris 2005

Hilarity ensued when Thomas Bills of the Cleveland Museum of Natural History "sneezed" droplets of water from a spray bottle onto the third-grade class of Midview Elementary teacher Andrea Richardson.

Chronicle-Telegram 2008

Just yesterday I was walking down 6th Avenue at 1 p.m. when I sneezed.

Giulia Rozzi: A Cure For Cat-Calling? Giulia Rozzi 2010

Just yesterday I was walking down 6th Avenue at 1 p.m. when I sneezed.

Giulia Rozzi: A Cure For Cat-Calling? Giulia Rozzi 2010

He sneezed, a blast of air that shot through the proboscis, inflated the mosquito, and popped it.

GuildWars Edge of Destiny J. Robert King 2011

Soderbergh and screenwriter Scott Z. Burns had discussed the idea but it was catalyzed when someone sneezed on the set of The Informant!

Gwyneth Paltrow Gets Infected by Steven Soderbergh’s CONTAGION – Collider.com 2010

Lucy—I had called her Pepper because I sneezed if I was around her for any length of time—had had a rare blood disorder, a disease doctors gave up on soon as they made the diagnosis.

Miracles, Inc. T.J. Forrester 2011

Just yesterday I was walking down 6th Avenue at 1 p.m. when I sneezed.

Giulia Rozzi: A Cure For Cat-Calling? Giulia Rozzi 2010