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john commented on the word spit shine a turd
My brother-in-law just came out with this one. And I quote: "Gentrifying Detroit would be like trying to spit shine a turd."
August 24, 2008
frindley commented on the word spit shine a turd
One of my colleagues has a follow-up to the quip:
"You can't polish a turd."
He always adds:
"The harder you polish, the more the shit gets on the walls."
August 24, 2008