trackstanding

Next, that woman with the helmet hat from that Wall Street Journal article blew by the entire peloton like they were a bunch of trackstanding "hipsters," a moment that will surely live forever in Tour de France history:

BSNYC Friday Fun Quiz! BikeSnobNYC 2010

Have you ever noticed all of the trackstanding malfunctions at the podium of this blog?

Barefoot in the Park: Keeping Up Appearances BikeSnobNYC 2010

So, they started trackstanding right there in the living room, and after three days the wife finally put her foot down first, meaning he got to keep the one with the Aerospokes but he'd sell the one with the "celeste" rims.

Severing Attachments: Easy Come, Easy Go BikeSnobNYC 2010

I will henceforth be trackstanding in a nearby alley, until I meet an appropriate bike-skank for photographing.

Sticky Fingers and Sticky Issues: Thefts, Failures, Recalls, and Judgments BikeSnobNYC 2009

There's enough ridiculous commuter behavior out there as it is in the form of shoaling, red light trackstanding, and general obliviousness.

The Indignity of Commuting by Bicycle: The Wurst of Times BikeSnobNYC 2009

Instead of trackstanding or circling, they will roll as far into the intersection as they can until some approaching vehicle forces them to stop.

The Indignity of Commuting by Bicycle: Riding in Circles BikeSnobNYC 2009

What's even better that the chronic trackstanding is when they will stop at an intersection or on the side of the street and then back-peddle right into traffic... and always with a very proud look on their face

The Indignity of Commuting by Bicycle: Riding in Circles BikeSnobNYC 2009

Actually, the Moët is pretty tasty when Jeeves pours a flute for me while trackstanding the tandem at the lights ... he's quite skillful.

The Slap of Luxury: Vulgar Displays of Earning Power BikeSnobNYC 2009

Nonetheless, this has come to pass, and we now find ourselves trackstanding on the brink of the Fixed Gear Apocalypse.

The Future is Meh, the Apocalypse is Nigh: Tempting Fate BikeSnobNYC 2009

According to the informant, the team was trackstanding en masse on a grassy field.

Odds and Bar-Ends: Cannibal Time Trials, Vegan Bikes BikeSnobNYC 2009