vater

It seemed as if I could not give the sound of w; I said "vater" every time.

The Promised Land Antin, Mary, 1881-1949 1912

I vill splash the bath vater whenever the fack I vant!

JOHN MALKOVICH GETS INTERVIEWED IN BATH 2008

If my call ‘is so important’ why am I kept holding for 45+ minutes while continuously hearing, ‘how important my call is’????? — vater

Questions We Thought, But Didn’t Ask, in 2007 - Bits Blog - NYTimes.com 2007

Other than waht i pay for - Im yet to meet darth vater.

Is it foolish to question whether the Vice President is part of the Executive Branch? Ann Althouse 2008

Dis gerl nebber hadda a vater; libbed hole lyfe wiff a stranger.

Mahm!!! - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2008

Metoosat gives impressive online vater vapour maps 6.2 micron wavelength:

Christopher Monckton: Apocalypse Cancelled « Climate Audit 2006

The German “vater” does not show such strength of will.

A Raw Youth 2003

Sree days hat we no provisions, ant stoot in ze vater op to ze knees.

Boyhood 2003

Harry struck out once more, marveling at how far and fast his flipper-like feet propelled him through the vater, and noticing how clearly he could see, and how he no longer seemed to need to blink.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Rowling, J. K. 2000

The vind catches it, and down under the vater goes the lee rail ¦ The lee rail, ja, that's vere real seamen get their relief.

Operation Luna Anderson, Poul, 1926- 1999