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The ink was "warter", the pens had not enough "pint", and the paper was "trash"; but on being assured it was the good stuff he had purchased especially for himself, he buckled to the fray, producing in three hours a half-sheet epistle, which in grammar, composition, and spelling quite eclipsed the entries in his diary.

My Brilliant Career Miles Franklin 1916

The Clitons would posion the local warter suppy to get elected.

Obama In South Carolina: I'll Look Out For Working People ��� And Hillary Looks Out For Politics 2009

Heers anodder shokkah: taht odder pea cooly R braun powder yu dissolbs in hawt warter is NAWT rilly cawfee!

MOVES - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2009

A cup ob warm warter and a teebagawnastring is awlso NAWT teh wai to do it!

MOVES - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2009

Only vettek shud por warter – ob ennee temperatchur – ober kittehs?

HALP! I’ve been mugged! - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2008

Hao can yu stuff teh lidl kitteh into a mug, por in warter so hot teh mug becoms tarns…trasn…tans…see-thru; an tehn sit tehre an post commets?

HALP! I’ve been mugged! - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2008

Oh an Wales an teh SourWest of Ingerlan R prediktacayted to be unner warter ennee dai nao.

meow meow - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2008

Insted on tredding warter let me tred upon teh land

A bigger boat - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2008

Ai is wotchin teh streem in frunt ob mai haos Bcom a river an hoepin it wont berst its banx – Ai wus ok wen we had teh fluds in sommer, tho mush ob teh taon wus unner warter, but nuffinks been dum sins tehn to prevent teh fluds an we never rilly had a chans to dri owt.

Happynez iz - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2008

Mai dadcat usetersay Ai cud nawt goes n teh warter cuz Ai diden noes haow 2 swim.

Can I eat her now? - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2008