Oaf

'Oaf' Brown announces, as he would, that a 'full enquiry' will be launched to investigate the alleged use of 'British passports' by naughty people in the Gulf.

Army Rumour Service 2010

'Oaf' Brown announces, as he would, that a 'full enquiry' will be launched to investigate the alleged use of 'British passports' by naughty people in the Gulf.

Army Rumour Service 2010

'Oaf' Brown announces, as he would, that a 'full enquiry' will be launched to investigate the alleged use of 'British passports' by naughty people in the Gulf.

Army Rumour Service 2010

Speech offered nothing new (nor was it supposed to); however, the mere fact that you have a presidential candidate (unlike the current president) who speaks in complete sentences, offers a nice intro and conclusion, and ties his points together into a coherent whole, is probably a nice change from the syntactically challenged Mr. Bush/Oaf (most educated Germans have a better command of the English language than does “our” president). —

Obama in Berlin: We’re a People of Improbable Hope - The Caucus Blog - NYTimes.com 2008

The fact that Oaf-fellow has survived on the D.C. stage longer even than the combined runs of Cats!,

In the Land of the Witless, the Half-wit is King 2009

The part of Oaf is played with admirable simplicity by noted trailer park thespian Nick Bottom Quartile (whose frequent guest appearances on American Idol, Judge Judy, and Tennessee Town Hall Truckers have made him a perennial favorite with American audiences).

In the Land of the Witless, the Half-wit is King 2009

Obama caved to those thugs as soon as he took the "Oaf of Office" and they briefed him on the facts of life in the 21st, and who REALLY runs the show around her these daze.

Addicted to Nonsense 2009

Like all tragic heroes, Oaf-fellow takes considerable pains to dismantle and destroy that which would shield him from harm, and steadfastly embraces those forces that seek to fleece, gut, and skewer him.

In the Land of the Witless, the Half-wit is King 2009

Last Friday night I attended an encore performance of Billy Bob Shakesbeer's Oaf-fellow, the Boor of Menace at Fraud's Theater in Washington D.C. Since it's debut in 1944, this classic tragedy has been captivating and enthralling generations of Americans with its unique blend of pathos, grit, rustic flummery, and unsettling reliance on deus ex machina plot twists.

In the Land of the Witless, the Half-wit is King 2009

Now, on the occasion of its sixty-fifth birthday, Oaf-fellow is faced with the prospect of having the plug pulled on its footlights.

In the Land of the Witless, the Half-wit is King 2009