bob saget

Philogynist if i had a gun i would shoot up my own foot i am that clumsy i drive this way to make up for the fact that i run really slowly my likeness to bob saget that you noted has sapp'd my will to try if you scratch my back i will scratch yours or... um... we could have sex instead oh dear i love you we're as one, lifted so high oh wait, i'm spent... zzzzzzzz

Philogynist 2008

Philogynist my camera is fuck'd and now all i can do is spew dumb haikus of course as per norm i will end up making them about pervy stuff which if you really knew me would make them all the more funny for it occasionally raymi calls me a big prude cock balls cunt i say i'm the dirtiest motherfucker out there man just like bob saget sure i'm quite polite

Philogynist 2007