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I fanked teh burfdai fairy, an wuz going to rayse hedgees, an gibe the cween the award fur best troll immytayshun.

Uhm… - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2009

An ai nawt fanked yu fur riting that… it maked me haz sumfing in mai eyes, an ai hadda go away frum puter fur a bit, an ai got distractifaied frum telling yu… sowree.

hey remember that donut - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2009

Az mai eyelidz wuz slammin shut last nite ai reelizd taht ai had not truleee fanked yoo…Jus agriing iz not reeli enuff.

Ninja - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2008

He sneaked up and frowed a nice piece of meat to Gip, and Gip he eated it, and fanked the policeman with his tail, and runned after him and teased for more, but the policeman fought Gip had enough, and then Gip stopped and looked sorry he had eaten it, and pretty soon he laid down and died, and the policeman laughed and went off feeling good.

Peck's Sunshine Being a Collection of Articles Written for Peck's Sun, Milwaukee, Wis. - 1882 1878

He sneaked up and frowed a nice piece of meat to Gip, and Gip he eated it, and fanked the policeman with his tail, and runned after him and teased for more, but the policeman fought Gip had enough, and then Gip stopped and looked sorry he had eaten it, and pretty soon he laid down and died, and the policeman laughed and went off feeling good.

Peck's Compendium of Fun 1878

Kidottur didn’t…and Momottur smiled, fanked him, and gabe him a hug.

lalalalala - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2008