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Norman, I guaran-freakin-tee that when 2005 is totalled up, more than 750 people will be killed in accidents involving hybrid or alternative fuel vehicles.

Gasoline Hysteria, Arnold Kling | EconLog | Library of Economics and Liberty 2009

I live in East Jesus Nowhere TN and I can guaran-damn-tee you they won't be showing How To Deal or Little Ashes anywhere near me.

One Twilighter’s 2009 Wish List For Robert Pattinson » MTV Movies Blog 2009

A couple years ago WotC put out a “April Fools” about a My Little Pony RPG – I guaran-damn-tee you that if done right that would be a huge moneymaker.

A D&D Adventure For Kids « Geek Related 2010

I can guaran-damn-tee you he would never have pulled such a stunt with the previous President — a documented draft dodger himself, layabout, and noted non-carer for the military in his charge.

“Res-pect Mah Authori-taaaaaayyyyh!” 2009

I can guaran-damn-tee you he would never have pulled such a stunt with the previous President — a documented draft dodger himself, layabout, and noted non-carer for the military in his charge.

Archive 2009-08-01 2009

If that poem is reprinted in the book, I guaran-fucking-tee it will be the stand-out section by about six orders of magnitude.

Glenn Beck's New Soon-to-Be-Bestseller Is Gonna Be a Bestseller For Sure! | Indecision Forever | Political Humor, 2010 Election, and Satire Blog | Comedy Central 2010

We would go in on a stealth mission and create a disturbance that would be guaran-fucking-teed to cause maximum chaos.

Printing: A Farewell to Arms: Why I Left "The Left' 2010

We would go in on a stealth mission and create a disturbance that would be guaran-fucking-teed to cause maximum chaos.

OpEdNews - Diary: A Farewell to Arms: Why I Left "The Left' 2010

And I can guaran-freaking-TEE you I'll rub your smug little noses in it.

New McCain Ad Falsely Suggests Obama Wants Kids To Learn "About Sex Before Learning To Read" 2009

But, as we say in the South, I'll guaran-damn-TEE you that, after reading this tonight, I'm upping my contributions to Obama.

Bill Clinton: Are Caucuses More Important Than Primaries? 2009