patoots

It's not that the batshit crazies don't know that the rest of us think that they are, well, batshit crazy - they know, but they just don't care, because they'll be laughing cheerfully watching us infidels roasting on a spit while ol 'Beelzebub marinates us with his urine and sticks a pitchfork up our patoots.

McCain Rejects Hagee's Anti-Catholicism, But Dismisses Controversy As An "Attack" 2009

It's unlikely Sleepy and the Bitterman will be able to find more than a handful of CMs who will want to face pitchforks up their patoots.

Archive 2009-05-01 2009

But my ability to do likewise is impaired by a need to believe my elected leaders are not total horse's patoots.

February 2006 2006

Am I going to pull your baked patoots out of the fire and win this damn shindy for you-or not?

The Golden Torc May, Julian, 1931- 1981

We have made them so, all of us US Citizens who insist we must "look forward 'and" move ahead "because we are worried about our own pink patoots.

Goering Mocks Us 2009

Even without frost, we’ll freeze our patoots tonight unless we find some kind of sheltered spot and have hot food.

Conqueror's Moon May, Julian 2003