shlong

I had an ex gf that wanted to call my shlong Mr. Winky.

NARNIA’S JOHNSON 2008

Also known as the shlong, since it is both short and long.

Missing Justice Burke, Alafair 2004

No matter what opening line I use, women can't seem to ignore the fact that I've got a big shlong in the middle of my face.

Mark C. Miller: Drunk Surgeon Switches Man's Nose and Penis Mark C. Miller 2010

No matter what opening line I use, women can't seem to ignore the fact that I've got a big shlong in the middle of my face.

Mark C. Miller: Drunk Surgeon Switches Man's Nose and Penis Mark C. Miller 2010

  And he didn't cum across her exquisite, Korean face as she ran her tongue up the length of his erect, and judaically endowed, shlong.

Cookie 2010

Oh and thanks porn star Ron Jeremy with the huge shlong and gross face for calling me out on the little pages of USA Today's fabulous Op Ed page.

Richard Laermer: Advice For Businesses and Michael Phelps 2009

Alice Neel actually painted a nude portrait of him reclining on a matress with his shlong flopped over to his right.

Interesting quotes EAGEAGEAG 2009

This bitch love ride on shlong and bounces up and down.

Flashback: Romney Embraced Ted Kennedy On Health Care 2009

 Frank — I met him at an AA Halloween dance and I was horsing around doing all kinds of silly moves on the dance floor, like Jake's shlong dance he and I used to do together.

Running 2009

Maybe YOU could be the next Italian man with a photogenic beach shlong to sweep her off of her feet!

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