todgers

He could clone it and dispatch thousands of sibling todgers to carouse with libertines all over the world and we'd still insist it's none of our bloomin 'business (sending thousands of sibling todgers to carouse with libertines all over the world is legal, isn't it?).

Libertines; and Firebreathing Kestrels 2010

England seem certain to qualify for Euro 2012, whereupon, of course, talk of players 'todgers will inevitably be replaced by only slightly less misguided guff about impending English glory.

Libertines; and Firebreathing Kestrels 2010

(On his own, without the necessity of sharing and being forced to view the todgers of the other actors?)

Dramatic Licence « We Don't Count Your Own Visits To Your Blog 2006

I think it may have been as simple as making their todgers too small.

Hallelujah! Roger Langridge 2005

I think it may have been as simple as making their todgers too small.

Archive 2005-12-01 Roger Langridge 2005

Papuans whose todgers have been unnaturally enhanced are as of right now barred from joining the police on the grounds that such members are a "hindrance during training".

The Register Team Register 2010

He then detailed the organizations plans to demonstrate against the law by scaling tall buildings and displaying their non standard todgers to all and sundry.

The Lone Voice Fidothedog 2010

Papuans whose todgers have been unnaturally enhanced are as of right now barred from joining the police on the grounds that such members are a "hindrance during training".

The Register Team Register 2010

Fair enough, you might think, but there's one fundamental flaw in the strapadictomy initiative - the plastic todgers are unable to achieve wood because of "regulations which prohibit the use of taxpayer money to pay for products or procedures considered to be sexual aids".

The Register 2008

The same todgers who hated them in the pub are screaming for ’em now.

EVENING’S EMPIRE BILL FLANAGAN 2010