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Have you met Dick?

A list of 33 words by whatever1013.

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Euphemisms for "penis". my inner 12 year old still finds them funny. suggestions welcome! i'm looking for single words only, 2 maximum. words that most people recognize and may also be used to describe something besides a penis.

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  • whatever1013 commented on the list have-you-met-dick

    my inner 12 year old still finds them funny. suggestions welcome. i'm looking for single words only. 2 maximum. so even though "one-eyed trouser trout" cracks me up, i'd rather not include it.

    December 14, 2006

  • dreamiegrl commented on the list have-you-met-dick

    This is a wonderful list. I must add ... pecker

    December 14, 2006

  • angharad commented on the list have-you-met-dick

    johnson, phallus (?)

    -- Also see Woody's World of Penis Euphemisms!

    December 14, 2006

  • whatever1013 commented on the list have-you-met-dick

    thanks for the pecker, DreamieGrl! erm, well, you know what i mean. ;-)

    thanks for the link, angharad! i'm only up to the E's and ... i'm in awe. who knew? favorites that are too long to list for wordie (my opinion):

    Eight inches of pink throbbing Jesus, Hammer of Thor (there's an old joke with that one), He Who Must Be Obeyed (i think i used to date him) and Honk the Magic Goose.

    December 15, 2006

  • bilby commented on the list have-you-met-dick

    Italian comic Roberto Benigni coined 'nun-silencer' which was pretty brave considering where he has to earn a living.

    The term which really splits my seams (so to speak), especially when written, is manhood.

    November 26, 2007

  • chained_bear commented on the list have-you-met-dick

    Why have I not seen this list before?! It's the perfect accompaniment to my "A Testicle by Any Other Name..." list!

    Suggestions: junk, sausage, john thomas, willie, and one of my personal favorites: doodle.

    November 26, 2007

  • dubek commented on the list have-you-met-dick

    ,Just take a look at the "Four Rooms" movie script (the second chapter). Here's the relevant part:

    Sigfried runs over to Angela and kneels in front of her.

    SIGFRIED

    Stop talking about his cock, will

    you?!

    ANGELA

    It's hard to stop talking about

    something so huge. I could go on and

    on about his cock, bone, nob, bishop,

    wang, thang, hotrod. Hump mobile,

    Oscar, dong, dagger, banana, cucumber,

    salami. Sausage, kielbasa, schlong,

    dink, tool, Big Ben, Mister Happy,

    prick, disk, pecker, peter, pee-pee,

    wee-wee, weiner, pisser, pistol,

    joint, hose, horn, middle-leg, third-

    leg, meat, stick, joystick, dipstick.

    Angela is on a roll. She fires the words at Sigfried, hitting

    him pointblank. He staggers. He pleads with her to stop,

    covering his ears. Ted watches the man crumble.

    ANGELA

    (continuing)

    Junior, the little head, little guy,

    Rumple Foreskin, Tootsie Roll. Snake,

    one-eyed monster, one-eyed wonder,

    shaft, sword, meat whistle, skin

    flute, love muscle, Roto-Rooter,

    instrument, banger, rammer, ramrod,

    cherrypicker, log, pole.

    November 29, 2007

  • seanahan commented on the list have-you-met-dick

    Reminds me of that scene from Austin Powers, I wonder if that's the inspiration for it.

    December 1, 2007