Belt, belt, belt. When I was thick, oh so much thicker than today, I never needed any kind of belt in any way. But now I find (Yes now I find) that my pants aren't so secure. And without a belt, they show the world my drawers. Help me if you can; my pants are down! And I do appreciate being round. Help me if you can; my pants are down! Won't you please, please help me, help me...
You ought not to have told me the whereabouts of your emergency umbrage! I took umbrage because you were saving it for yourself. Luckily for you, I coud only carry half of it, and you still have some left.
Comments by asylumhead003
asylumhead003 commented on the word Belt! I need something, a belt! Not just anything, a belt!
Belt, belt, belt. When I was thick, oh so much thicker than today, I never needed any kind of belt in any way. But now I find (Yes now I find) that my pants aren't so secure. And without a belt, they show the world my drawers. Help me if you can; my pants are down! And I do appreciate being round. Help me if you can; my pants are down! Won't you please, please help me, help me...
August 22, 2011
asylumhead003 commented on the word umbrage
You know, reesetee, you've been doing a lot of fleeing with umbrage.
August 20, 2011
asylumhead003 commented on the word cake or death
No, he's been refusing to sign autographs lately.
August 20, 2011
asylumhead003 commented on the word cake or death
I let him go in line before me to get his penne all'arrabbiata, so he promised he wouldn't kill me with a tray.
August 19, 2011
asylumhead003 commented on the word umbrage
What is this blasphemy? Nuclear fufluns? Bah!
August 19, 2011
asylumhead003 commented on the word cake or death
"I will hack at your neck with the thin bit until the blood floweth across the Canteen floor!"
"Death by tray it shall be!"
August 18, 2011
asylumhead003 commented on the word cake or death
No, I can't have the chardonnay, but a root beer would be nice.
As for you, ruzuzu, be careful. There's a maniac who has been threatening to kill everyone with wet trays.
August 18, 2011
asylumhead003 commented on the word cake or death
Can't I have the chicken?
August 17, 2011
asylumhead003 commented on the word cake or death
Cake, please.
August 16, 2011
asylumhead003 commented on the word elevator mechanic
Awww, I was gonna put that.
August 16, 2011
asylumhead003 commented on the word umbrage
You ought not to have told me the whereabouts of your emergency umbrage! I took umbrage because you were saving it for yourself. Luckily for you, I coud only carry half of it, and you still have some left.
August 16, 2011
asylumhead003 commented on the word turbo chicken
THUNDER CHICKEN AUTO SALES!
August 16, 2011
asylumhead003 commented on the word schizophrenia
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I!
August 14, 2011
asylumhead003 commented on the word umbrage
This is most irregular. I seem to have obstructed his umbrage pilfering!
August 14, 2011
asylumhead003 commented on the word umbrage
*spontaneously materializes in reesetee's path, who runs into me, dropping umbrage all over the ground*
Mwa, ha, ha, ha, ha!
August 14, 2011
asylumhead003 commented on the word compunctions
"If they fire, Watson, have no compunctions about shooting them down."
August 14, 2011
asylumhead003 commented on the word axledent
1. a mistake or goof-up; accident
2. a collision of two or more vehicles, resulting in the axle or axles of at least one of them being damaged
October 30, 2008
asylumhead003 commented on the word chuck norris
You know how little kids wear Superman pajamas? Well, when Superman was little, he wore Chuck Norris pajamas.
October 30, 2008
asylumhead003 commented on the word chuck norris
If Chuck Norris could die, he would still be roundhouse kicking people even though he was dead, because God would be too scared to tell him.
If Chuck Norris did push-ups, He would move the earth instead of himself.
"Chuck Norris walked into a bar-"
"You idiot! He wouldn't walk into a bar!"
"Okay. But if he did, one second later, there wouldn't be a bar."
October 23, 2008