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  • If coalface can be a compound then why not cliffface? The would be an effing good word.

    August 2, 2023

  • See tapekini.

    July 15, 2023

  • The walkout music for the Angels' Roger Repoz - at least on the night I as a four-year-old attended a game at Anaheim stadium with the whole family - was 'Don't Sleep in the Subway, Darling'. He played professional baseball for 17 years in USA major and minor leagues, Japan and Puerto Rico. He was of Yugoslav parentage. Interestingly the Spanish verb reposare is cognate with the English repose so any Hispanic- or Italian-background players and fans would also have got the joke.

    June 17, 2023

  • An Australian equivalent would be Multi-Function Polis, a futuristic city-within-a-city once proposed for Adelaide. No-one really grokked the concept and it became so controversial with all kinds of scaremongering that the project was eventually dropped.

    October 25, 2022

  • TCD is soooo dated.

    October 13, 2022

  • Also known as Oregon sunshine.

    October 13, 2022

  • bog rose?

    October 13, 2022

  • Eleven chickens surely.

    October 12, 2022

  • There was a political party here who had a goshawk on their logo and now they don't. So what do you call someone who lets their goshawk escape?

    October 11, 2022

  • Not to be confused with the ka'ching dynasty, overthrown by cash registers.

    October 10, 2022

  • Calm down, bull ants.

    October 10, 2022

  • I would be good at this.

    October 10, 2022

  • Guaranteed there'll be a spider up there.

    October 9, 2022

  • So mien is on the other side from starboard?

    October 9, 2022

  • Thou who deppressest the food pellet lever, shall getteth one.

    October 9, 2022

  • Terrorists who wage war against tea.

    October 6, 2022

  • No.

    October 6, 2022

  • Hot dampne!

    October 6, 2022

  • I aint payin' no syntaxes.

    October 5, 2022

  • In 2022, a mayoral candidate for Burnie City Council, Tasmania, Australia. See also brumby.

    October 5, 2022

  • Not of course to be confused with the bowling lizard who, despite having trouble with shoe sizes at the local alley, is quite a decent chap.

    October 5, 2022

  • Shoobie wap, shoobie shoobie wap

    October 5, 2022

  • Would feel a bit negative to end that one with -No.

    October 5, 2022

  • Ok fess up, who has more than one?

    October 5, 2022

  • Did you dare a queer, weary, dear stork to stalk deer drearily?

    October 3, 2022

  • Any rhymes with -chiser?

    October 2, 2022

  • It's coming along well!

    October 2, 2022

  • Wait. A flasket could be a basket, or could also be something in a basket. What kind of trickery is this?

    October 2, 2022

  • Jonah is looking forward to the companion in-whale list.

    September 28, 2022

  • From Italian verb bisognare, to need, hence a bisognio is a needy person (in the classic sense).

    September 28, 2022

  • Yuck.

    September 28, 2022

  • OMG drop bears!

    September 28, 2022

  • Chewbacca tried to woo back a rude linebacker who drove a blue-black Studebaker.

    September 27, 2022

  • Good heavens we need to bring this back.

    September 27, 2022

  • *marches in with a crate of home-made raspberry water kefir*

    September 27, 2022

  • Look, a nice magpie over there!

    September 20, 2022

  • Jakarta used to have something like this. Don't know about now, as I haven't been there since 1999.

    For example bokap (father) was derived from standard Indonesia bapak.

    September 19, 2022

  • Where does the be come from? Hamlet clearing house was he?

    September 16, 2022

  • I knew it was a verb!

    Hit that lever, guys!

    September 14, 2022

  • First usage I saw was by military history author and researcher Chris Owen in the following tweet: "What are the reasons for Russia's Blyatskrieg – its rapid collapse east of Kharkiv – and why might Napoleon Bonaparte have known some of the answers? Here's a 🧵 exploring some possible deeper reasons for Ukraine's stunning successes in recent days."

    September 12, 2022

  • Possibly coined today, to describe the dismal Russian war effort as they retreat from parts of Ukraine they had occupied.

    From blyat, all-purpose Russian swear word roughly similar in usage to fuck in Engllish, + krieg (war).

    September 12, 2022

  • Mick Hicks' quickly picked Felix Dix to get a sick fix from slick Route 66 mnemonicks kicks.

    September 10, 2022

  • "The spokesman said it would be appropriate for mourners to bring candles to the event, to symbolise the time the queen tried to use the state Poverty Fund to heat Buckingham Palace despite with her own personal fortune and estate worth an estimated £40,000,000,000, the property portfolio of which generates £300 million per year and which had a family thrown out during the covid eviction ban for a £32 unpaid bill.

    'Who knows, maybe Elton will re-do Candle in the Wind again like he did in 1997 when that doll-faced strumpet was put to bed with a shovel?'”

    - Modest 'Mourning Glory' for Betty, 10 September 2022, https://tasmaniantimes.com/2022/09/modest-mourning-glory-for-betty/

    September 10, 2022

  • I have never heard this usage in my lifetime.

    September 10, 2022

  • Ah, so this is what you use to open a bottle gourd.

    September 10, 2022

  • Seems to have escaped the lists of collective nouns.

    September 9, 2022

  • We should yoink this for use with computer cables, etc.

    September 9, 2022

  • Great. Surely the uncoins of this are minted from antimony.

    September 9, 2022

  • Sorry, I don't think that's a mandle: https://www.wordnik.com/lists/mandles-candles-for-men

    September 8, 2022

  • I love foreign language lists.

    September 8, 2022

  • Interesting how many meanings this has compared to dismantle.

    September 8, 2022

  • Scottish term for flag/banner.

    September 8, 2022

  • Insect love, anyone?

    September 8, 2022

  • OMG Cadet's fuming liquid was a heaps better name.

    September 8, 2022

  • Found it!

    September 8, 2022

  • Wait, dungeon is not on the list.

    September 8, 2022

  • The trolls are everywhere.

    September 8, 2022

  • Hip, hipper, hippo, hippest, hooray!

    September 8, 2022

  • Oh how do I love to go out and hurl some epithets at hedgerow plants.

    September 8, 2022

  • As if broomrape wasn't a bad enough name.

    September 8, 2022

  • I see the pronunciation guy is not brave enough to poke his head above the water here.

    September 8, 2022

  • Earlier a surly, gnarly, sturdy, burly Charlie unfairly furtively filched a Gaelic girly's curly hurley.

    September 8, 2022

  • Originally nosethirl.

    September 8, 2022

  • In road cycling, a notional distance before the end of the race where mechanical mishaps will not penalise a rider. It's usually 2 or 3 kilometres. For example, if a cyclist's chain breaks and he has to wait for a replacement, at the end of the stage he will be awarded the same finishing time as the group he was with when the mechanical occurred.

    September 8, 2022

  • A perfect spot for my Skinner box.

    September 8, 2022

  • Examples also suggest another meaning like agreement, accord.

    September 8, 2022

  • So the Tax Department collects DIRT? Well well.

    September 8, 2022

  • Wait. There's no definition at spiroylous, so has this word now been lost?

    September 7, 2022

  • Oh my, the visuals!

    September 7, 2022

  • Your shitposting sock-puppet name is your sexual orientation and your preferred transport

    September 7, 2022

  • So there was a specific antonym for righteous.

    September 7, 2022

  • I have never heard this usage.

    September 7, 2022

  • Yeah, I bet they're not real gold.

    September 7, 2022

  • A pelican that ate a few Scrabble letters.

    September 7, 2022

  • Ok so not a pub serving the good stuff.

    September 7, 2022

  • Egghead anthropomorphism is better than bubble wrap!

    September 7, 2022

  • Just can't stop!

    September 7, 2022

  • Pop!

    September 7, 2022

  • Pop!

    September 7, 2022

  • Pop!

    September 7, 2022

  • Pop goes the deduction of the laws that regulate the interactions of the anatomical, biological, and psychological elements of human physiology!

    September 7, 2022

  • How does one get to be a nipple-fitter?

    September 7, 2022

  • Funkia and your mother and your grandmother.

    September 7, 2022

  • Also tamarau.

    September 7, 2022

  • "If I've told you once, if I've told you twice, if I've told you sesquiduple times..."

    September 6, 2022

  • Now now.

    September 6, 2022

  • Eate, drynk and be murye.

    September 6, 2022

  • New character in the Mr Men series.

    September 6, 2022

  • We used to sing a song - a sea shanty - when I was a kind of youth ambassador to Indonesia, inserting a local place name at the end. eg. From Melbourne to Lampung's a bloody long way.

    Now this is the story of Gentleman Jim

    Somebody threw a tomato at him

    Now tomatoes don't hurt if they have the thin skin

    But this here tomato was wrapped in a tin

    Haul away!

    Haul away!

    From ____ to ____ is a bloody long way.

    September 6, 2022

  • But of course.

    September 6, 2022

  • Also moleyne.

    September 6, 2022

  • Limericks on sioux.

    September 6, 2022

  • YouValve doesn't really do it for me.

    September 5, 2022

  • An Irish device :-/

    September 5, 2022

  • The fun thing in English is that you can stack 'em up to your heart's delight.

    e.g. Watford Library photocopier paper supply cupboard.

    September 2, 2022

  • See definitionless.

    September 2, 2022

  • Despite the laudable efforts of our correspondent I still feel like I need a translation :-/

    September 2, 2022

  • Belay your jaw-tackle, bilby!

    September 1, 2022

  • One who pickles, duh.

    September 1, 2022

  • A muddled Mysore miso-maker messily mixed mushrooms, mashed mangoes and mightily yummy marshmallows in his mum's multi-mixer.

    September 1, 2022

  • Thebaine of my life is barking dogs :-/

    September 1, 2022

  • Next time you need to measure lime in Wales you're all set. Never let it be said that Wordnik doesn't prepare you for life's challenges.

    September 1, 2022

  • Harriet the hardy, hairy, hawkish harridan awkwardly handled a horribly-hot, kinky hickory half-halter.

    September 1, 2022

  • What would a dewey-eyed dodo do with two huge tubes of chewy tomato-avocado-potato stew?

    September 1, 2022

  • Why is there a definition here?

    September 1, 2022

  • Gin section can't be far away, surely.

    September 1, 2022

  • It seems that if you edit a list description or title on an old list, it rockets to the top of the New List column on the Community Page.

    August 31, 2022

  • Merci yarb!

    August 31, 2022

  • Ok, I was thinking more like when the bass player ODs on cocaine.

    August 31, 2022

  • Move over pet rocks!

    August 31, 2022

  • modulet

    August 31, 2022

  • Fun fact: I lived in the Cocos (Keeling) Islands for over 2 years and was referred to as Pak Amy, ie. Mr Amy, in the local way of referring to married men and women after their first child (and then first grandchild).

    August 31, 2022

  • The AHD definition above refers to the Australian territory of the Cocos (Keeling) Islands. The disambiguation is useful because the islands were initially settled in error; a British officer of the day was ordered to claim and settle the Cocos Islands for Britain, but his only map had these islands marked on it and not the Cocos Islands located in the Bay of Andaman that the British Government intended.

    August 31, 2022

  • The list name references the title of William Fotheringham's biography of pro cyclist Tom Simpson. The apocryphal story is well enough told on Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Tom_Simpson

    August 31, 2022

  • Always a good time to get on your bike!

    August 31, 2022

  • See also jaguarondi.

    August 31, 2022

  • Stop it.

    August 31, 2022

  • USA-Australia cultural divide right there.

    August 31, 2022

  • Literally means 'water banana'.

    August 31, 2022

  • Never pappous! We are NOT having any of that.

    August 31, 2022

  • They probably cold call people telling them they have a long-standing debt to Grasshoppers Inc that can be paid off with iTunes cards.

    August 30, 2022

  • Wait, there are insects out there impersonating locusts?

    August 30, 2022

  • Hey, I have a list for that!

    August 30, 2022

  • Sounds like a fart to me.

    August 30, 2022

  • Dennis Norris nicked nine iron-knotted nanoneedles from an unnamed nanna's knitted knapsack.

    August 30, 2022

  • Need something to celebrate? It's National Bilby Day! https://www.savethebilbyfund.org.au/national-bilby-day/?mc_cid=682bb97487&mc_eid=0730901c31

    August 30, 2022

  • Wait what the heck Canada?

    August 30, 2022

  • So, like a snowshoe for horses.

    August 30, 2022

  • Contains everything under the sun except gold :-/

    August 30, 2022

  • Where Supertramp sit down to dinner.

    August 30, 2022

  • See also ulnage.

    August 30, 2022

  • Ack, verbing!

    August 30, 2022

  • Not all pointy-ended critters are rhinoceros

    They could well be insects nematocerous.

    August 30, 2022

  • Last stop before PDX.

    August 30, 2022

  • Celebrate Hyphen Day at TCD!

    August 30, 2022

  • Makes me think of 'Bugsy Malone'.

    August 30, 2022

  • Doesn't sound like it would be very efficacious.

    August 30, 2022

  • See needfire.

    August 30, 2022

  • After typing that, I hit Random word and landed on woodwose!

    August 30, 2022

  • Imma say that 'phosphoric light of rotten wood' takes a magick phenomenon and then trashes it. Like chancing upon a forest fairy and then daubing it with Cheez Whiz.

    August 30, 2022

  • Polypyrroles is a pesky plural of polypyrrole, a plain polymer with repeating pyrrole parts and not a perfunctory pyrrolocarbazole.

    August 27, 2022

  • Yes, bring on sheep-powered space travel.

    August 27, 2022

  • Goodness me, I have just right list for this word then.

    August 27, 2022

  • Yackety Yack is a quite strange but interesting, indeed funny, Australian avant garde movie from the 1970's.

    August 26, 2022

  • Are you collecting these ruzuzu?

    August 26, 2022

  • When the lab geeks are phoning it in.

    August 26, 2022

  • Brave move to name your country after a parasitic skin disease.

    August 26, 2022

  • I don't get it. I am probably Too Old.

    August 26, 2022

  • Law and Order series?

    August 26, 2022

  • Wait what?

    August 26, 2022

  • Tasmania is home to a baked potato fast food chain named Praties. See praty.

    August 26, 2022

  • Surely this should be a pasta shape.

    August 26, 2022

  • Also bush-cow.

    August 26, 2022

  • bumastus?

    August 26, 2022

  • 8 feet high?! OUCH

    August 26, 2022

  • Here, have a toast rack.

    August 26, 2022

  • initialism gives one the sick, so it does.

    August 26, 2022

  • In modern Australian slang, the big dance is the final of a sporting competition.

    August 26, 2022

  • Willy the wily woylie royally wheeled a white-walled red-wheeled wheelbarrow really well.

    August 25, 2022

  • Key enemies include Saddam Hussein and Little Miss Muffett.

    August 25, 2022

  • How did I get here?

    August 25, 2022

  • "Residents across the coast of north-west Tasmania have additional opportunities to explore ideas and research topics of interest with the launch of a new educational platform, based in the Wynyard area.

    The University of Wynyard, or UWYN, is a communiversity – a community based university that looks to link members of the community together for digital conversation, local events and project collaboration."

    - Tasmanian Times, New ‘Communiversity’ Launches in North-west Tasmania, 23 August 2022. https://tasmaniantimes.com/2022/08/new-communiversity-launches-in-north-west-tasmania/

    August 25, 2022

  • Also hackbuss.

    August 24, 2022

  • The examples suggest techs use it in relation to low-resolution images.

    August 24, 2022

  • Due you fondue?

    August 24, 2022

  • And the quarterback is toast!

    August 24, 2022

  • I hope these things are tamper-proof :-/

    August 24, 2022

  • This made me laugh:

    "One is reminded of the so-called plot claimed to have been uncovered by the FSB last April by Ukrainian neo-Nazis to kill Russian TV host Vladimir Solovyov in Moscow. As evidence they reported an improvised explosive device and a large variety of weapons, as well as Ukrainian passports and nationalist literature. Because there must never be any doubt about the sympathies of the would-be assassins, who clearly had no interest in covert operations, there was a picture of Hitler and red t-shirt with a swastika. Most bizarre of all was the presence of three copies of the SIMS video game, presumably because the officer staging this scene misunderstood his orders to supply three SIM cards, which might have some role in a car bomb. Lest there be any doubt about the authenticity of this plot another video showed an inscription in an unidentified book that had been found, signed in Russian with the words ‘signature illegible'."

    - Lawrence Freedman, 'Constantly Operating Factors - 

    Stalin's Lessons for Putin', published 24 August 2022. Constantly Operating Factors - by Lawrence Freedman (substack.com)

    August 24, 2022

  • adays

    August 24, 2022

  • srsly?

    August 24, 2022

  • Citation from Wiktionary:

    1996 June 15, Colleen Condron, 'Oh No, Another peeve about children.....', in alt.peeves, Usenet‎1:

    The crumb grinders were in the communal backyard playing when I left for work some 13 hours ago, and they are still there. Screaming. And yelling those inane things that only kids will yell. Over and over and over.

    August 24, 2022

  • Coco is my favourite variety of mplete.

    August 24, 2022

  • Are ever gonna let me down?

    August 24, 2022

  • Don't all bridges close gaps?

    August 23, 2022

  • *waves*

    August 23, 2022

  • But where does it stop?

    August 23, 2022

  • An American musician and comedian, 1908-1994.

    August 23, 2022

  • Don't like.

    August 23, 2022

  • An explosive device used by the aquaculture industry to scare seals away from fish pens in waterways.

    August 23, 2022

  • A peeved, pesky piskashish placed crispy snack-pickle shishkebab picnic packs into its pressed subtle-purple pinstriped pantsuit.

    August 23, 2022

  • Unless it refers to the synchronised dumpster diving team coached by vendingmachine?

    August 23, 2022

  • Term doesn't appear to have caught on.

    August 23, 2022

  • Oh wow! This is definitely a food pellet flavour.

    August 22, 2022

  • To have one's buffalo stolen.

    August 22, 2022

  • Do ask do tell.

    August 22, 2022

  • Also sarkar, sirkar.

    August 22, 2022

  • Who dis?

    August 22, 2022

  • Bob Dylan singing meal.

    August 22, 2022

  • So it's like envisioning after a frothy corporate wizard cast an expecto bullshittus spell?

    August 21, 2022

  • As forgive is to forget, so foregive is to foreguess. Guilty.

    August 21, 2022

  • Why am I writing like a Geordie?

    August 20, 2022

  • Kubla built heself a nice gaff at Xanadu

    Proper belta palace, and gardens of canadew

    But robbers on the loot

    Stole all the best fruit;

    What's a poor Mongol emperor gonna do?

    August 20, 2022

  • Unless of course Xanadu claims the canadew.

    August 20, 2022

  • A sick, hick cricket with rickets nicked a pixie's stick to play quick mixed cricket on a sticky wicket.

    August 20, 2022

  • lighting-station

    August 20, 2022

  • Can we shove a few French cutthroat loanwords into a <em>thundre dôme</em> and just sit back and watch?

    August 19, 2022

  • To foregive is better than to foreguess.

    August 19, 2022

  • Sounds like you've come to right place :-)

    August 19, 2022

  • Whig big-wig Greg Muggins dug a fat, jiggly bug and a busted jug of fine fig fudge from a fluffy wig under his friggin' biggon.

    August 19, 2022

  • Is there a porcine variety?

    August 19, 2022

  • Another angle on feutred.

    August 19, 2022

  • Could you quickly cool a clay cookie jar in an acutely kooky rajah's cute cooja?

    August 18, 2022

  • Garrulous Job and glib Jeb jabbered jollily about the bodgy two-bob jib-o'-jib job.

    August 18, 2022

  • We need the Ned Flanders pronunciation.

    August 18, 2022

  • Cloning?

    August 18, 2022

  • I must confess to being a bit behind in feutring my spears.

    August 18, 2022

  • See also boreen.

    August 18, 2022

  • Also chepinge.

    August 17, 2022

  • Should come in handy in active shooter situations :-/

    August 17, 2022

  • Funny, but it takes you a while to get it.

    August 17, 2022

  • Right. Plus there's anteprocrastination which goes before this.

    August 16, 2022

  • Simply thrilling amount of vowels bursting out of this word.

    August 16, 2022

  • Seems like everything has wheels on it these days.

    August 16, 2022

  • Not to be be confused with hominiliary, a book of delicious hominy recipes.

    August 15, 2022

  • How are they not brilliant blue?

    August 15, 2022

  • Very good.

    August 15, 2022

  • Welcome back after 11 years! Just popped out for some fresh air?

    August 15, 2022

  • Well done.

    August 15, 2022

  • Heid, showlders, neez and ...

    August 15, 2022

  • You can say that again!

    August 15, 2022

  • Well aren't you a cuti.

    August 15, 2022

  • Canada needs to own this. A bit like the way New Zealand did with kiwi fruit.

    August 15, 2022

  • While I'm here I'd like to provide a useful link to alexz's fine list: https://www.wordnik.com/lists/self-censored

    August 15, 2022

  • *affixes gold start to this list*

    August 15, 2022

  • Men only! Women are too emotionally unstable to be trusted with hairdressing :-/

    August 15, 2022

  • See herring-spink.

    August 12, 2022

  • Nickname, probably official, of the New Zealand netball team.

    August 12, 2022

  • Fancy name for a blob :-/

    August 12, 2022

  • *cartoon fans breathe a sigh of disappointment*

    August 12, 2022

  • This is actually a medical term. If you search on the term, for images, you will get the idea. NOT for the faint-hearted.

    A medical dictionary I looked up said: 'Fusion or abnormal approximation of the lobules (lobes) of the auricles of the external ears in otocephaly.'

    otocephaly is another $100 word you'll need to look up.

    August 12, 2022

  • Although, you know, it might be handy to keep on the fridge door.

    August 12, 2022

  • C'mon I only need a regular phantom.

    August 12, 2022

  • To rescue a cow?

    August 12, 2022

  • So cat-rake = ratchet-drill, tbh I am none the wiser.

    August 12, 2022

  • Calling vanderpink!

    August 12, 2022

  • Ho ho ho!

    August 12, 2022

  • Hi Gabi. Meet Steve, the starchy potato who is the staple food of the British Isles.

    August 11, 2022

  • Skippy the slappy seal flipped the sloppy hippy's floppy, fluffy slipper zip with its slippery flipper.

    August 9, 2022

  • Currently being investigated by a parliamentary inquiry. It relates to Barilaro creating a new post of Trade Commissioner in New York, with $500,000 a year salary, then the appointee being replaced by Barilaro days after he left parliament. A public outcry forced him to withdraw from the role.

    August 9, 2022

  • In 2022, a quarterback for the Oklahoma Sooners, USA.

    August 9, 2022

  • A former Brazilian professional footballer. In 2020 he changed the spelling of his surname to Fuchs.

    August 9, 2022

  • In 2022, a Dutch professional footballer who plays for Willem II.

    August 9, 2022

  • Defund the police.

    August 9, 2022

  • Translation of a Danish saying that means overkill.

    August 9, 2022

  • Great contributions :-) I'm tempted to have a look at some other languages to see if there's some good onomatopoeia there.

    August 9, 2022

  • singing-muscle

    August 8, 2022

  • Beelzebub scrubs a hushed subshrub thrush in a slushy rub-a-dub-dub rubber tub.

    August 8, 2022

  • Seeing as this is a palindrome, a kayak should be able to travel backwards as easily as it travels forwards.

    August 8, 2022

  • Wow, my first thought was that this was a Vietnamese word.

    August 8, 2022

  • Never heard of this.

    August 8, 2022

  • *barfs*

    August 8, 2022

  • I tried solo but I had 'irreconcilable artistic differences' with myself.

    August 8, 2022

  • For example, could/should I have been the superb bilby and not the greater bilby? Easy mistake to make.

    August 5, 2022

  • Does superb actually mean anything in the scientific sense or was the person doing the naming just hella impressed?

    August 5, 2022

  • broud

    August 5, 2022

  • Tucker Carlson :-/

    August 5, 2022

  • likam :-/

    August 5, 2022

  • Aww, I randomed a hug!

    August 5, 2022

  • Lol bilby wtf dawg dats NUIA idek.

    August 5, 2022

  • Because it's Friday I'm going to provide a helpful abbreviation for your texting conversations: NUIE.

    August 5, 2022

  • Well, hang me in your love tree baby.

    August 5, 2022

  • Found in a partri?

    August 5, 2022

  • "In my wild erratic fancy visions come to me of Clancy

    Gone a-droving 'down the Cooper' where the Western drovers go;

    As the stock are slowly stringing, Clancy rides behind them singing,

    For the drover's life has pleasures that the townsfolk never know."

    - A.B. Patterson, Clancy of the Overflow

    August 5, 2022

  • Ah, the infamous Deuteronomy menu.

    August 5, 2022

  • miswive

    August 5, 2022

  • This got me thinking about hot air balloons. A mode of 'transport' with no brakes, no steering, where you're standing in a flammable basket with a roaring gas flame. I'm surprised it ever got off the ground.

    August 5, 2022

  • My new indie pop band is Only The Aardvarks, thank you.

    August 5, 2022

  • Big opportunity missed here.

    August 5, 2022

  • Are the socks grippy and fuzzy, or do we get to make some kind of fashion choice? Nurse Ratchet please advise.

    August 5, 2022

  • Generally known these days as SIDS, Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

    August 4, 2022

  • Neither herring nor hog, 0 for 2.

    August 4, 2022

  • Do we not have a spring list?

    August 4, 2022

  • fnese

    August 4, 2022

  • So are there batty conspiracies about cowans as well?

    August 4, 2022

  • Trying to define and explain insults is hard work :-/

    August 3, 2022

  • Also seawan.

    August 3, 2022

  • *points*

    August 3, 2022

  • You say gru-gru, I say gri-gri.

    August 3, 2022

  • Compare horn dog.

    August 3, 2022

  • Plot twist: I worked at the Pancake Parlour for a while, probably my first proper job. I was a dishwasher.

    August 3, 2022

  • I knew a girl who used to say she worked at the Pancake Parlour, which was a well-known Melbourne (Australia) pancake restaurant. It was her code for massage parlour, which was the term used at the time for illegal brothels. I sensed at the time - it was about 1987 - from the way she said it that others also used the Pancake Parlour label, or indeed pizza parlour.


    August 3, 2022

  • Good joke.

    August 3, 2022

  • I do not remember making this list. Perhaps it occurred that time I was abducted by aliens.

    August 3, 2022

  • See also acoprosis for specific non-excrement :-/

    August 2, 2022

  • I would also like to see a thoracic cirriped punching Richard Spencer in the head.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVCg8FmPlC8

    August 2, 2022

  • Surely a calque of lebensraum.

    August 2, 2022

  • Sanction it!

    August 2, 2022

  • No comment.

    August 2, 2022

  • I schot the scherif.

    August 2, 2022

  • *rolls hippogriff*

    August 2, 2022

  • Yeah nah.

    August 1, 2022

  • Behold, one of my worst list ideas ever. I think the technical term is sottisier.

    August 1, 2022

  • The kind of definition you can read a few times and still not really understand.

    August 1, 2022

  • The suffix for beta-blockers is -lol, often -olol although sometimes -alol is also used.

    Examples: atenolol, metoprolol, propranolol, primidolol, etc.

    August 1, 2022

  • Not fair that only ladies get a pouting room.

    August 1, 2022

  • i'm sorry, I haven't had time to put my perforate foraminifers in order.

    August 1, 2022

  • In any case, if you were going to do this why resort to cows when you could tip a hippogriff?

    August 1, 2022

  • Ooh, this is so ugly.

    August 1, 2022

  • PEBKAC?

    August 1, 2022

  • Chief Financial Officer for Hybrid Air Vehicles. Pronounced Hoofer.

    August 1, 2022

  • Are there enough fictional pastimes for a list? Thinking back to John Clarke's farnarkling.

    August 1, 2022

  • Do not place in round well.

    August 1, 2022

  • This is where someone helpfully suggests the bilby should be named after me. Go on.

    August 1, 2022

  • If I were going to choose an animal to be named after me, I suspect it would not be a sea cow.

    August 1, 2022

  • printer's devil

    August 1, 2022

  • 'Dung of cattle or horses, mixed with straw' is not obsolete, it's on Fox News every night :-/

    July 31, 2022

  • huckery duckery schlock

    bilby tried on a smock

    the smock was so cute

    on a marsupial hirsute

    huckery duckery schlock

    July 30, 2022

  • What what what.

    July 30, 2022

  • Wow, good bloodlines!

    July 30, 2022

  • As of July 2022, USA-donated HIMARS are being used by Ukraine in the war against Russia.

    July 30, 2022

  • Acronym for a specific kind of moveable weapons system developed in the 1990s, usually truck-mounted, the High Mobility Artillery Rocket System

    July 30, 2022

  • Military slang for artillery.

    July 30, 2022

  • Very interesting. Reminds me a bit of underworld slang.

    July 30, 2022

  • Honestly I feel that this has good metaphor potential.

    July 29, 2022

  • "Of its chemical nature nothing is known"...sshhh!

    July 29, 2022

  • Social media says hello.

    July 29, 2022

  • Mis-spelling of native name beruang in Indonesian and Malay.

    July 29, 2022

  • Yuck.

    July 29, 2022

  • IRS employee?

    July 29, 2022

  • Frankly amazing btw that over the years we have not acquired a crusty old puffernut to make railway lists.

    July 29, 2022

  • Yeah I'd make rude noises too if I were a fish and you took me out of water.

    July 29, 2022

  • Scientific name was changed in 1820 to Murraya paniculata. A.k.a. orange jasmine, kemuning in Indonesian and Malay.

    July 29, 2022

  • Don't know. Looks as if it's still a thing though as you can buy the detonators: https://therailwayshop.co.uk/products/railway-detonator-fog-signal-box-of-10

    July 28, 2022

  • For a moment there I thought I'd randomed some riesling :-/

    July 28, 2022

  • Show us your horny processes.

    July 28, 2022

  • Take dat!

    July 28, 2022

  • Some handy instructions: https://www.victorianrailways.net/signaling/fog_signalling.pdf

    July 28, 2022

  • pophole?

    July 28, 2022

  • I recently listed quiescent encysted protozoan which does not sporulate but get a 404 error trying to bring up that page.

    July 28, 2022

  • Don't just settle for a bipolar bear.

    July 28, 2022

  • Military term: fire, then move before the enemy can pinpoint where the firing originated.

    July 28, 2022

  • Sounds like it would have been a pretty feeble insult even back in the day.

    July 28, 2022

  • Century Dictionary is named thus as it hasn't been updated in that period of time?

    July 28, 2022

  • The mysterious liquid at the bottom of a bin or dumpster.

    July 28, 2022

  • Perfect addition to my Food Pellet Flavours list.

    July 28, 2022

  • Why did the applesauce cross the cris?

    July 28, 2022

  • As we say in Australia, may a wanton wombat of delight snuffle through your underbrush.

    July 27, 2022

  • Well, I saw a rather interesting shadow on the other side of the road that I thought might have been a hat that had been lost by a snowman. And then there was a butterfly with hommous on its nose!

    July 27, 2022

  • I did not know these had a name.

    July 27, 2022

  • Mouse? Chick?

    July 26, 2022

  • Cool word!

    July 26, 2022

  • Not sure why the queen trusts these to guard the palace.

    July 26, 2022

  • CDC definition-writer phoning it in again.

    July 26, 2022

  • See stone-snipe.

    July 26, 2022

  • See also musk-cod.

    July 26, 2022

  • Suggestions, hmmm. Have you tried balancing a ball on your nose?

    July 26, 2022

  • The viceman cometh.

    July 25, 2022

  • Read that CDC definition for an instant headache.

    July 25, 2022

  • Like a cocktail fork, only bigger?

    July 25, 2022

  • From the Norse word for nose according to one of the examples.

    July 25, 2022

  • Remarkably, the comic strip rip-off Beavers and Bitthead was never successful.

    July 25, 2022

  • It is not an open list. It has been sealed, ma'am!

    July 24, 2022

  • A bilbyism for mulled wine.

    July 24, 2022

  • Whose Kalmazoo Zoo kangaroos snooze in used blue-chartreuse-rouge cruise shoes?

    July 24, 2022

  • *affixes gold star on alexz's work*

    July 24, 2022

  • South African slang: a priest or pastor.

    July 24, 2022

  • Would be a good name for an aerospace port.

    July 23, 2022

  • Bazzball?

    July 22, 2022

  • TMI :-(

    July 22, 2022

  • I always wonder about the surname Rowbottom.

    July 22, 2022

  • Here be pirates lurking.

    July 22, 2022

  • Bet they did more than 'look' at the goodness, hey.

    July 22, 2022

  • The kettle's boiling or you're about to get an arrow through the head would have made for interesting tea making in those times.

    July 22, 2022

  • Organic chemistry!

    July 22, 2022

  • Hit random word on a Friday and found beer. The rest is history.

    July 22, 2022

  • At last, a rhyme for gorringe.

    July 22, 2022

  • When you're at the Boxing Day sales to buy a vowel.

    July 22, 2022

  • Minnie the Moocher was a blacksmith?

    July 22, 2022

  • The food pellet equivalent of a Catholic wafer.

    July 21, 2022

  • So much for 'swords into ploughshares', they're pretty much the same thing.

    July 20, 2022

  • I am sure ruzuzu collects these.

    July 20, 2022

  • :-(

    July 19, 2022

  • Funny how shipbuilding has a term that contains two internet terms, good reminder of how malleable language is.

    July 19, 2022

  • Wingnut SPAM

    July 18, 2022

  • This turning into a weird jean dimmock page. Who's going to turn up next? Vasily Petrovich Goloborodko?

    July 18, 2022

  • Compare fey.

    July 18, 2022

  • Uffa, drive-by verbing with culted. It's turning nasty.

    July 18, 2022

  • I'm tempted to add portraymentism to the list of possible long-COVID symptoms reflecting cognitive disturbance. 

    July 18, 2022

  • *bing* You've got dak!

    July 18, 2022

  • Preposterous.

    July 16, 2022

  • Also, vendingmachine please tell us your 2,190,612th and 2,190,614th favourite words so we can get some idea of where portrayment sits. Thank you.

    July 16, 2022

  • See portrayment.

    July 16, 2022

  • No-one has ever called me an absolute kettle. What am I doing wrong?

    July 16, 2022

  • See parting-cup.

    July 15, 2022

  • Sorry but why does a loving-cup need more than two handles? Someone draw me a diagram? I mean, someone draw my friend a diagram?

    July 15, 2022

  • A which see!

    July 15, 2022

  • Wtf is going on here?

    July 15, 2022

  • I aint afraid of no ghost-show.

    July 15, 2022

  • Before painting buses, Boris Johnson got hyexit done :-/

    July 15, 2022

  • Australian slang, residents of the Australian capital city of Canberra. The term originated from an on-screen autotranscribe of Canberrans during a much-watched media conference at peak COVID-19 mania.

    July 15, 2022

  • I still hear this occasionally, though with decreasing frequency I would guess, ditto banana bender, sandgroper and apple-islander. Meanwhile gum-sucker and cornstalk have passed into oblivion.

    July 15, 2022

  • Australian slang, a person from the island state of Tasmania.

    July 15, 2022

  • Compare gum-sucker.

    July 15, 2022

  • To me they have a funny body shape, like the person creating the prototype was drunk and careless by the time they got to the back end of the animal.

    July 15, 2022

  • Australian Sikhs are on a winner.

    July 14, 2022

  • More fun than whataboutery :-/

    July 13, 2022

  • There's also advoutress.

    July 13, 2022

  • hart's-truffles maybe.

    July 13, 2022

  • See comments on Whoa Black Betty: https://www.wordnik.com/lists/whoa-black-betty-HQ0x0b_1xVTMD9AXNjsC8

    July 13, 2022

  • See caw citation on champan, and sampan.

    July 12, 2022

  • Images should help you out here. Cult hero of former East Germany after reunification.

    July 12, 2022

  • Australian slang: a good breakfast.

    July 12, 2022

  • Just add in your in own whoas.

    July 12, 2022

  • Tough rhyme :-/

    July 12, 2022

  • Also itzibu.

    July 12, 2022

  • How about we leave a word or words for you and work with them? Deal?

    July 12, 2022

  • Writer's block?

    July 12, 2022

  • Or lunch :-)

    July 12, 2022

  • Some kind of Native American game?

    July 12, 2022

  • Leon was actually very funny. Also a trained circus performer who could breathe fire, ride a unicycle, etc.

    July 12, 2022

  • When I was living in college, there was one fixed line phone (for incoming calls only) on every second floor. Yeah it was that long ago. Anyhap, usually the people whose rooms were near the phone had the job of answering it, then running around to try to find the person who was being called.

    I remember this conversation happening:

    Leon: Phone for you Maryanne.

    Maryanne: Is it a guy or a girl?

    Leon: Telephones are asexual.

    July 12, 2022

  • Shawnee meet Johnny, Johnny Shawnee.

    July 12, 2022

  • Quite easy to identify really, just stick your head into the jaw of the rhinoceros.

    July 11, 2022

  • See etymology on tomcat.

    July 11, 2022

  • Isn't it about time we took umbrage

    At neglect of our linguistic heritage?

    But if your penchant for norms

    Eschews archaic forms

    You might be agin preserving this rubbidge.

    July 11, 2022

  • I almost feel like chair should be here because the baddie team at some stage will brain a good guy or an innocent with a chair. But it's not slang. I came, I saw, I tried.

    July 11, 2022

  • A senator I was interviewing recently said 'do a solid' and at the moment I had my head in the press conference; I didn't realise until afterwards that I have no idea what this means. He's not that young, though younger than me. And a keen surfer, so probably jargoned-up to the eyeballs.

    July 11, 2022

  • Ah, fruit flies explained.

    July 11, 2022

  • The deed is done.

    July 11, 2022

  • From etymonline.com regarding the phrase get the mitten.

    "From 1755 as 'lace or knitted silk glove for women covering the forearm, the wrist, and part of the hand,' worn fashionably by women in the early 19c. and revived towards the end of it. Hence get the mitten (1825), of men, 'be refused or dismissed as a lover' (colloquial), from the notion of receiving the mitten instead of the hand."

    July 8, 2022

  • Boris Johnson, Scott Morrison, Donald Trump:

    A bozo, a flim-flam, a grump.

    After years of their guff

    We'd all had enough

    And they were dispatched with a satisfying crump!

    July 8, 2022

  • Hubbardisms remind me of Zamboni Palin: https://www.wordnik.com/lists/zamboni-palin

    July 8, 2022

  • coal-swamp

    July 8, 2022

  • A Scots form of eldritch.

    July 8, 2022

  • I fear that our overlord McKean is secretly manipulating the sacred Skinner box Flavour Delivery AlgorithmTM.

    July 8, 2022

  • Hmmm, this only works if you click on it in the Recently Listed Words on the Community page.

    July 8, 2022

  • Did you know that if you click on "natural flavoring" you actually get a random word? A flavour surprise in every press!

    July 8, 2022

  • Yes because one flaying is never enough.

    July 8, 2022

  • You don't want to watch me eating watermelon :-/

    July 8, 2022

  • In my dictionary I'd leave the definition blank.

    July 7, 2022

  • See also toomly.

    July 7, 2022

  • Woof!

    July 7, 2022

  • Best place to try your luck is over on Skinner box.

    July 7, 2022

  • Many manly anemones nominally know enemy mini-anemones nom-nom their homely anemone hammy hominy.

    July 6, 2022

  • See hominy.

    July 6, 2022

  • See also capernoity.

    July 6, 2022

  • employ, employer,_____

    July 6, 2022

  • Trewe dis.

    July 6, 2022

  • Oh. Those large terns.

    July 6, 2022

  • scharzhofberger

    July 6, 2022

  • What's this week's flavour?

    July 6, 2022

  • All aboard the velvet bus!

    July 6, 2022

  • Where's the pronunciation guy when you need him?

    July 5, 2022

  • A fortune teller.

    July 5, 2022

  • Also Warlpiri, apparently.

    https://www.australianwildlife.org/connecting-country-community-and-conservation-in-central-australia/

    Bonus cute bilby drawings by schoolkids at the bottom of that article!

    July 4, 2022

  • Funny to me because Garzon is my wife's surname.

    July 4, 2022

  • Useful superpower.

    July 4, 2022

  • Bosnia and Herzegovina.

    July 4, 2022

  • Crabs.

    July 4, 2022

  • Hellooo.

    July 4, 2022

  • Like a barn dance, but with more cinnamon sugar.

    July 3, 2022

  • Born Eric Jack Pickles, in 2022 a member of the UK House of Lords.

    July 3, 2022

  • In 2022, recently resigned NSW National Party (Australia) leader John Barilaro. Yes, also known for dodgy deals.

    July 3, 2022

  • "A group of Texas educators have proposed to the Texas State Board of Education that slavery should be taught as involuntary relocation during second grade social studies instruction, but board members have asked them to reconsider the phrasing, according to the state board’s chair."

    - Brian Lopez, 'State education board members push back on proposal to use “involuntary relocation” to describe slavery', The Texas Tribune, 30 June 2022. https://www.texastribune.org/2022/06/30/texas-slavery-involuntary-relocation/

    July 1, 2022

  • It's hard not to say hover at the hend :-/

    July 1, 2022

  • How many hidden hopos could a hobbled hip-hop hippo hope to hippety-hop happily over?

    July 1, 2022

  • Best known example is the so-called cold medina.

    July 1, 2022

  • Wiffle, waffle, wuffle

    What's all this kerfuffle?

    If you're that nutter

    Overinclined to sputter

    Then stick it up yer duffel.

    July 1, 2022

  • Anal + bum seems a bit redundant.

    July 1, 2022

  • Biceps forward forceps back.

    June 30, 2022

  • I randomed corn-jobber just yesterday. Why so corny, Wordnik?

    June 30, 2022

  • So many horrific things done to women over the years. Almost deserves a list. But I'm sorry I can't handle it :-(

    June 29, 2022

  • See also sile.

    June 29, 2022

  • Got beaver?

    June 29, 2022

  • hink pink

    June 29, 2022

  • Also known as alexanders, alisanders.

    June 29, 2022

  • lamellosodentate has lam, lame, me, mell, ell, so, dent and ate at least, so unlocks an octaword badge.

    June 29, 2022

  • Which makes the better accessory, basketworm or bagworm?

    June 29, 2022

  • Even a simple compound like passport has pass, port, ass, sport and or, five words, so I can't see eight being a problem.

    June 29, 2022

  • Great, let's see you do it.

    June 29, 2022

  • Penguins. Coined (probably) by the presenter of the penguin documentary I watched last night.

    June 29, 2022

  • This word's a keeper.

    June 29, 2022

  • I'm just starting to realise that there are usually more synonyms for abstract concepts or behaviour than there are for common objects and phenomena.

    June 29, 2022

  • Wow. Now I need a helmet that provides protection against a capella.

    June 29, 2022

  • Anyone have a helmet list?

    June 28, 2022

  • Compare parson.

    June 28, 2022

  • Hey diddle diddle

    meet me in the sniddle!

    June 28, 2022

  • "Lauren Bird, Biodiversity Coordinator with NRM North, works with land managers and the community to monitor and protect remaining populations of the critically endangered plant shy Susan.

    'Shy Susan is a native plant adorned in purple flowers in spring and the only place in the world that it is found is in the Beaconsfield foothills in Tasmania. As of 2021 there were less than 200 shy Susan plants remaining in the wild,' Lauren said."

    - 'Source Firewood Sustainably', https://tasmaniantimes.com/2022/06/source-firewood-sustainably/

    June 27, 2022

  • Sooo, Elon Testicle. Perfect.

    June 27, 2022

  • musk

    June 27, 2022

  • Wiktionary is the new Urban Dictionary?

    June 27, 2022

  • RELIABLE CHICKENS WANTED FOR PAID WORK, APPLY NOW.

    June 27, 2022

  • Wot.

    June 27, 2022

  • Unit of length equal to one hundred millionth of a centimeter (used to measure wavelengths of light), 1892, named for Swedish physicist Anders Ångström (1814-1874).

    June 26, 2022

  • greeble

    June 26, 2022

  • Which is quite a lot, even more that Republican which has three.

    June 26, 2022

  • If you accept that nic-nac would be pronounced the same way, then this word has four silent ks.

    June 26, 2022

  • a woman's commodity - Grose, 'Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue', London, 1785.

    June 26, 2022

  • According to Etymonline, on scofflaw;

    "'person who disregards laws,' 1924, from scoff (v.) + law (n.). The winning entry (from among more than 25,000) in a national contest during Prohibition to coin a word to characterize a person who drinks illegally. The $200 prize was shared by two contestants who sent in the word separately: Henry Irving Dale and Miss Kate L. Butler.

    Similar attempts did not stick, such as pitilacker (1926), winning entry in a contest by the Pennsylvania Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals to establish a scolding word for one who deliberately mistreats animals (submitted by Mrs. M. McIlvaine Bready of Mickleton, N.J.)."

    June 25, 2022

  • moosemise

    June 25, 2022

  • In John Milesius any man may reade

    Of divels in Sarmatia honored

    Call'd Kottri or Kibaldi ; such as wee

    Pugs and hobgoblins call. Their dwellings bee

    In corners of old houses least frequented,

    Or beneath stacks of wood ; and these convented

    Make fearfull noise in buttries and in dairies,

    Robin good-fellowes some, some call them fairies.

    - Thomas Heywood, 'Hierarchie of the Blessed Angells', 1635

    June 25, 2022

  • As in, what, ladle yourself a glass from the punch bowl.

    June 24, 2022

  • Fast food urchin?

    June 24, 2022

  • Schwa ending for both for me :-/

    June 24, 2022

  • In Australia we usually say rusted on.

    e.g. The rusted on Wordnik Party vote is about 9%.

    June 24, 2022

  • Peach fondlers look away now.

    June 23, 2022

  • Clearly Helen and Alan have a thing going.

    June 23, 2022

  • Consider upgrading to holy hand grenade.

    June 23, 2022

  • Mutt 'n' Jeff, comic strip characters.

    June 23, 2022

  • The God-man. Koo koo kajoob.

    June 23, 2022

  • Paula Deen cooking :-/

    June 23, 2022

  • Are you feeling run down, like you just lost a bequerel?

    Stonkered, as if butt-slapped with a mackerel?

    If you're seeking a means

    To recharge your bounce beans

    Perhaps a holiday and mango daquiri 'll?

    June 23, 2022

  • Martial arts reference, where belt is measure of proven ability?

    June 23, 2022

  • Anagram of coronavirus.

    June 23, 2022

  • How much is reasonable?

    June 22, 2022

  • Hey ruzuzu look what I found.

    June 22, 2022

  • "I wrote andscape instead of landscape & it feels like exactly the kind of word that could have some meaningfully meaningful meaning that has people scratching their chins.

    andscape: the idea that place is neither complete nor finished."

    - Imogen Wegman, via Twitter

    June 22, 2022

  • somepody

    June 22, 2022

  • Often prescribed after a course of hopium has been unsuccessful.

    June 22, 2022

  • See also rosmarine.

    June 22, 2022

  • BUG - If you scroll up you'll see there's a list titled Flanges &c but if you click the link you get a 404.

    June 22, 2022

  • Compare redskirt.

    June 21, 2022

  • Probably from the "yellowish or reddish tumors, of a contagious character, which, in shape and appearance, often resemble currants, strawberries, or raspberries.":

    June 21, 2022

  • Also, #crimesagainstfalafel.

    June 21, 2022

  • Ooh, that's very good.

    June 21, 2022

  • alexz has been appointed to create a tongue twister on this theme. Thank you.

    June 21, 2022

  • Etymologically-speaking, goes back to the same root as weave. Possibly weevil does too.

    June 21, 2022

  • Imma paddywhack this.

    June 21, 2022

  • Also aurora glass.

    June 21, 2022

  • See also autophagi.

    June 21, 2022

  • serpent-kame?

    June 21, 2022

  • Was only available in select papyrus shops, not online.

    June 19, 2022

  • Misery loves company :-/

    June 18, 2022

  • I just drink it :-)

    June 17, 2022

  • Eggcorn of hand sanitiser.

    June 17, 2022

  • A weapon with the word war in the name :-/

    June 17, 2022

  • Third definition is...wow!

    June 16, 2022

  • Who else wants to see raffia ruffia and tuft-taffeta do-si-do the hokey-pokey?

    June 16, 2022

  • slungshot

    June 16, 2022

  • faecalith

    June 16, 2022

  • So many definitions for a word I've never come across.

    June 16, 2022

  • Parker Packer poked a pack of pickled puckered opakapakas.

    June 15, 2022

  • Ever needed a fancy way to say hick?

    June 15, 2022

  • Good thing Mr Dieckerhoff didn't have to grow up in Australia with a name like that :-/

    June 15, 2022

  • Compare platoon, peloton.

    June 15, 2022

  • The Wiktionary etymology contributor really putting in the big ones here.

    June 15, 2022

  • You can say that again!

    June 15, 2022

  • I imagine ruzuzu collects these.

    June 15, 2022

  • Etymologically the horse- bit of this is as in hoarse/coarse, not as in hi-ho Silver.

    June 15, 2022

  • This! From transcript of 'American Morning' on CNN, 1 May 2008. https://transcripts.cnn.com/show/ltm/date/2008-05-01/segment/03

    MOOS: The candidates tend to do a lot of pointing during these tours. They do a lot of touching as well. Pass by objects that could be felt anyone. What is this thing, is it a missile, does it fly? It is a wind turbine.

    SEN. BARACK OBAMA (D), PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE: It looks like a big surfboard.

    MOOS: Just begging to be autographed. The candidates seem happiest during the tours when they are meeting the works especially ones that address them as Mr. President.

    UNIDENTIFIED MALE: How are you doing, Mr. President?

    OBAMA: Good to see you. It's got a ring to it.

    MOOS: He thinks that has a nice ring to it. Listen to what Hillary heard from a steelworkers' union official talking about looking for a leader.

    UNIDENTIFIED MALE: That has testicular fortitude. You know, that's exactly right.

    SEN. HILLARY CLINTON (D), PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE: I do think I have fortitude. Women can have it as well as men.

    MOOS: These tours sure require fortitude. Candidates better be prepared to do a lot of nodding.

    UNIDENTIFIED MALE: Every one of those ports can be fitted with special probes to measure like oxygen concentration.

    MOOS: Nodding, nodding. Remind you of anything? At least going on all these tours is good preparation to become nodder in chief. Jeanne Moos, CNN, New York.

    (END VIDEOTAPE)

    ROBERTS: Do you think he meant to say intestinal fortitude?

    PHILLIPS: That is exactly what he meant to say.

    ROBERTS: My goodness.

    PHILLIPS: And she stomached it well.

    ROBERTS: Yes. There you are.

    June 15, 2022

  • I would like to signal my demand for fewer demand signals.

    June 15, 2022

  • As described on Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Cash

    June 14, 2022

  • See douc.

    June 14, 2022

  • Oh for those of us with memory porous and rotten

    Would that no words were ever, ever forgotten!

    For it is after an age

    I find me back on this page:

    Grapefruit gone, but not bergamottin

    June 14, 2022

  • periodicities

    June 14, 2022

  • Still waiting for a call-up from the Jurassic movie franchise.

    June 14, 2022

  • Gay conversion therapy?

    June 11, 2022

  • How many little licualas can a liquored koala lick if a liquored koala could lick licualas?

    June 11, 2022

  • Not many, even if the trees are small. Don't even get me started on drunk koalas.

    June 11, 2022

  • I didn't realise there was a name for this. Brings Full Metal Jacket right back to me.

    June 10, 2022

  • hagden

    June 10, 2022

  • Gut bitter betch

    Never let ye retch

    Till your gut is bitter

    Und your bitter betch

    June 10, 2022

  • Wiktionary contributor not feelin' it.

    June 10, 2022

  • Better than bombast.

    June 10, 2022

  • Gesundheit!

    June 10, 2022

  • Note to foreigners: koalas do not live in licualas.

    June 10, 2022

  • Need to get my snake grinder fixed.

    June 10, 2022

  • An Australian media personality. Appointed in 2019 as Chair of the Australian Broadcasting Corporation.

    June 10, 2022

  • baglama

    June 10, 2022

  • Forum comment on Golf WRX:

    "If the Saudis wanted to do some golfwashing, they could dump a bunch of money into the LPGA. They could say "Look we're trying to help women" and then hope nobody digs too deep. This idea is going to look like a series of made-for-tv silly season events with no tv."

    - farmer, 'LIV with some big money announcements' topic thread, 8 June 2022.

    June 10, 2022

  • Has been used recently to describe Saudi Arabia's sponsorship of high-profile golf events, the LIV series, to rehabilitate the image of the country.

    Although the term is not used in this article, it's the heart of the issue: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/liv-golf-series-pga-tour-suspends-players-saudi-arabia-sportswashing-rcna32698

    June 10, 2022

  • "It is probable that one of these days the common sense of mankind will rise in rebellion against this word and abolish it. What is the Duke of Mirepoix to us because his wife was amiable to Louis XV.?

    If she be not fair to me,

    What care I how fair she be?

    The Duke of Mirepoix made himself convenient to the king, and his name is now convenient to the people—the convenient name for the faggot of vegetables that flavours a stew or a sauce."

    - 'Kettner's Book of the Table', London, 1877, https://archive.org/details/b21528688/page/n21/mode/2up


    June 9, 2022

  • Madam puts on airs and graces but is clearly in hock to the big-S industry.

    June 8, 2022

  • See confused flour beetle.

    June 8, 2022

  • Is there a gluten-free version? Perhaps an organic addled-pated buckwheat beetle?

    June 8, 2022

  • Oh wow, poor little guy.

    June 7, 2022

  • Who am I insulting this week? Hmmmm ...

    June 7, 2022

  • Could be a good insult.

    June 7, 2022

  • "...used by the negroes..."

    June 7, 2022

  • To watch a video online?

    June 7, 2022

  • Etymonline takes the etymology back a step further, with the Greek zizyphon from the Persian zayzafun. Which sounds like fun!

    June 7, 2022

  • Seriously, how many executioners do you need?

    June 7, 2022

  • That old bike you've been meaning to fix so that's it's at least rideable, but ...

    June 7, 2022

  • I wish you'd bugger off.

    June 7, 2022

  • A good example of why the visuals generator is often pants.

    June 6, 2022

  • Pronounced tedium :-/

    June 6, 2022

  • Oh I'm gonna confuse it all right.

    June 6, 2022

  • Saw this in the wild recently, for the first time in my life. Was in relation to Russia-Ukraine war.

    June 6, 2022

  • Try singing 'Hey Hey We're the Land-Bugs' to the tune of that Monkees song.

    June 4, 2022

  • 'Illegally' is spurious on that WordNet definition.

    June 4, 2022

  • Do you see nouns?

    June 4, 2022

  • You decide: coin, vent or ship?

    June 4, 2022

  • Miss you qms.

    June 3, 2022

  • Cognate with Italian fottere.

    June 3, 2022

  • Derived from tush?

    June 3, 2022

  • In Australia usually heard as slang for barramundi.

    June 3, 2022

  • Always the bridesmaid :-/

    June 3, 2022

  • Also armscye.

    June 2, 2022

  • Could we change? Maybe it's time to get out of dodgem.

    June 2, 2022

  • Australians also refer to these as dodgem cars.

    June 2, 2022

  • I suspect that tickets for the Met Gallant might be easier to come across.

    May 31, 2022

  • My Dashboard says I have looked up 0 words. That is, err, a little malnourished for quantity.

    May 31, 2022

  • Have never heard anyone say this word in Australia.

    May 31, 2022

  • Shares an origin with gala.

    May 31, 2022

  • "Solar panels are not a new way of providing cheap power across much of the African continent, where there is rarely a shortage of sunshine. But growing crops underneath the panels is, and the process has had such promising trials in Kenya that it will be deployed this week in open-field farms.

    Known as agrivoltaics, the technique harvests solar energy twice: where panels have traditionally been used to harness the sun’s rays to generate energy, they are also utilised to provide shade for growing crops, helping to retain moisture in the soil and boosting growth."

    - https://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2022/feb/22/kenya-to-use-solar-panels-to-boost-crops-by-harvesting-the-sun-twice?utm_content=buffer07a8b&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer

    May 30, 2022

  • Bonus cleavage.

    May 30, 2022

  • Check out the ph- levels on this wonder!

    May 30, 2022

  • Sundew is kind of all innocent like but we know who you really are, lustwort.

    May 30, 2022

  • The straightforward meaning in Italian is tissue paper.

    The political meaning is government propaganda 'news'.

    The modern slang meaning is a bimbo, particularly with refernce to showgirls. It was popularised by the long-running satirical TV program Striscia La Notizia which uses two dancing girls to bring news sheets to the presenters.

    May 30, 2022

  • See also velina.

    May 30, 2022

  • In 2022, Director of Austrian think-tank AIES.

    May 30, 2022

  • Will cosplay coffee with vendingmachine and compare notes.

    May 30, 2022

  • Life goal added: to one day have a non-cosplaying cup of coffee with alexz.

    May 30, 2022

  • An inner suburb of Richmond, VA, USA.

    May 30, 2022

  • A square crab that lost a leg and is trying to get by?

    May 30, 2022

  • I'd probably paint very large dots on mine.

    May 30, 2022

  • Also sibbendy.

    May 30, 2022

  • Compare etymology for bulge.

    May 30, 2022

  • Etymology - probably from chiton?

    May 27, 2022

  • Gesundheit!

    May 27, 2022

  • Those eccentric characters hide in all sorts of places.

    May 27, 2022

  • forcible-feeble maybe?

    May 27, 2022

  • I read this a parent-sized. As in, 'I think I'll need a parent-sized glass of wine at the end of this week.'

    May 27, 2022

  • How to greet your liquor cabinet.

    May 26, 2022

  • Hitch this to your banana boat, matey!

    May 26, 2022

  • Earwigs.

    May 26, 2022

  • Reference writer shorthand for 'from the same source as the previous anisolab'.

    May 26, 2022

  • I'm not angry, I'm just looking in on a previous rage to see how it's getting on.

    May 26, 2022

  • Emoji for illustrative purposes only, I am crying from both eyes, the heart, the soul and the very universe within me.

    May 26, 2022

  • What's the euphemism for killing a whole bunch of children? :-.....

    May 26, 2022

  • "Interesting idea but there's something fishy about it."

    May 26, 2022

  • Competitive cycling term. A rider is said to be 'chewing the handlebars' if they are struggling to keep up, manifested as adopting a very low riding position and showing a facial grimace.

    May 26, 2022

  • Is perticulure like permaculture? Maybe you can help me decide where best to plant my next apricot tree.

    May 26, 2022

  • My hatred of brain-dead spambots is both digital and physical, bucko.

    May 24, 2022

  • Apparently she is a businesswoman who is married and has two little Snowballs.

    May 21, 2022

  • In 2022, a candidate for the seat of Flinders in the Australian federal election.

    May 21, 2022

  • I interviewed the mayor today about suburban speed limits. The AI transcription I use (Otter) with audio recordings changed her 'vulnerable road users' into 'honourable road users'.

    I will now expect you to address me by my correct title, The Honourable Road User for Moonah.

    May 20, 2022

  • I love terms like this that give you quite a bit to unfardle.

    May 19, 2022

  • I am going to have to start saying, "Well, there's a lot to unfardle here."

    May 19, 2022

  • Music to my big ears.

    May 19, 2022

  • "Morrison’s death spiral is either pathetic or immensely satisfying, depending how much schaden you like stirred in your freude.

    Or you can feel nothing, and just watch the smug ninnyhammer limp on for another five days of fibberish, posing regularly with the glazed-ham-in-suit candidates the Liberal Party prefers, or its female equivalent the screeching bottle-blonde harridan low-dealing a deck of victim cards."

    - 'Exit Morrison Stage Left', 16 May 2022, https://tasmaniantimes.com/2022/05/exit-morrison-stage-left/

    May 19, 2022

  • I know dictionary definitions are supposed to be 'neutral' but the first sentence of AHD definition is absolutely artistic deadpan.

    May 19, 2022

  • A pox on all your squirrels!

    May 19, 2022

  • Minced oath for eternal God!

    May 18, 2022

  • Not always, chum.

    May 18, 2022

  • butterbird

    May 17, 2022

  • You can't manage really long words like too?

    Oh deary me, what's a poor bilby to do?

    It's not hard, you know

    - it's like to, plus an o -

    End of lesson. You're welcome. Thank you.

    May 16, 2022

  • :-/

    May 16, 2022

  • I love terms like this that give you quite a bit to unpack.

    May 16, 2022

  • Humorous or derogatory?

    May 16, 2022

  • Nobody khan like khagan khan.

    May 15, 2022

  • Like a gutter, but with a peerage.

    May 15, 2022

  • Thank you, o Mighty One!

    May 15, 2022

  • Weird bug of the day is that The System will not allow me to add speed-delimited ontocycle to this list. Either by typing it into the box at the top of the list, or by going to the word page then clicking 'List' then selecting Spy Satellite from the dropdown. Double nup. I have been able to add other words since attempting that. It can't be the hyphen because there are already several hyphenated entries on the list.

    May 15, 2022

  • Musical instrument that doesn't work because a piece is missing :-/

    May 15, 2022

  • Please share.

    May 15, 2022

  • Hey Maxwell go try bang bang dis yo.

    May 15, 2022

  • Surely time for a Wordle ripoff which-pint-is-that game.

    May 15, 2022

  • Very good ruzuzu.

    May 15, 2022

  • Back atcha baby!

    May 12, 2022

  • Missile crisis, what missile crisis?

    May 11, 2022

  • Not telling.

    May 11, 2022

  • Not a dog that sniffs arses, because that's all of them really.

    May 11, 2022

  • Hey all dem badass bichs / biches

    Do they identify as whichs or whiches?

    I can't assess her -

    Yon evil possessor -

    As she got me by the brichs / briches

    May 11, 2022

  • Australian slang: a person who goes to church a lot.

    May 9, 2022

  • Come on mate, you can't be both hyper and super.

    May 9, 2022

  • Australian slang: a supermarket bag of ready-to-eat roast chicken.

    May 9, 2022

  • Wambenger Asperger's thank you mambo-burger.

    May 9, 2022

  • Not clear how you make cheese with these things.

    May 7, 2022

  • On that basis, prolly now an Elon Musk target.

    May 7, 2022

  • I've heard that you can go there and have a free argument with anyone.

    May 7, 2022

  • In Papua New Guinea.

    May 6, 2022

  • Unable to explain why I hate this word so much.

    May 6, 2022

  • The word rort is very much in use across Australia. I think newspapers love to use it because it's short and sharp.

    May 5, 2022

  • I've tried everything yarb.

    May 5, 2022

  • Working on my vegan version: a tofurkey inside a mock duck inside a seitan chicken. Gonna wrap it in an enigma too I reckon.

    May 3, 2022

  • I keep pressing vendingmachine's buttons and yet I never get anything. It's a rort.

    May 3, 2022

  • You will be happy to know that the Finnish word for marsupials is pussieläimet which translates as 'bag animals'.

    May 2, 2022

  • Gah, just realised it shares a morpheme with rape.

    May 2, 2022

  • bangboard

    May 1, 2022

  • Classic TCD snark.

    May 1, 2022

  • You could get bored in the middle of writing this word and just doodle circles and it would probably still turn out fine.

    May 1, 2022

  • We like text.

    April 30, 2022

  • See bangboard.

    April 29, 2022

  • Mostly I behave like I'm under 13 :-/

    April 29, 2022

  • All that tossing of ears makes me nervous.

    April 26, 2022

  • Eat them scrambled on cinco de mayo.

    April 26, 2022

  • I expect ruzuzu collects these.

    April 24, 2022

  • A Dutch road racing cyclist.

    April 19, 2022

  • For Quordle I like to lead with RAISE YOUTH which seems to get me on track most of them time. Plus it's something I can remember. Also POUTY ALIEN; all I have to do is think of vendingmachine.

    April 19, 2022

  • HEART and LIONS together have the 10 most commonly occurring English letters. That's a bit deceptive though due to words like the and doesn't necessarily reflect their frequency in the Wordle list words.

    April 19, 2022

  • Wouldn't a backwards lion have a butt for a face and roar out of its clacker? The world seems difficult sometimes.

    April 13, 2022

  • Might as well have said mealworm choir songsheets but there you go.

    April 13, 2022

  • Russian military capability.

    April 13, 2022

  • My new saying is "Well, toss me on the colour wheel and spin me like a 78 playing Blueberry Hill."

    April 13, 2022

  • Got wood?

    April 11, 2022

  • Here, have some sassafras.

    April 8, 2022

  • *compares warts with ruzuzu*

    April 4, 2022

  • Fine, but I'm sure the demon chicken came first.

    March 16, 2022

  • An turducken of angst methinks.

    March 13, 2022

  • *counters with defueling chute*

    Your move!

    March 12, 2022

  • I'm tempted to take your plosive and raise you polyplosive.

    March 8, 2022

  • You think that with two goes they might have actually managed to get crab in the name.

    March 8, 2022

  • There are also pogies for cyclists. They are like a pair of mitts that wrap around the handlebars, protecting the rider's hands from wind chill.

    March 6, 2022

  • ruzuzu's searchin' for urchin...

    March 5, 2022

  • I suppose if you put enough egg-urchins into a cake-urchin you can bake a sponge-urchin. Can anyone confirm?

    March 3, 2022

  • Cake-urchin? It's a pantry invasion.

    March 3, 2022

  • huisher

    March 3, 2022

  • Is it requited?

    March 3, 2022

  • I don't understand why now the sessions are so short. It's like the system automatically logs me out about every two days. Why? Not as if we (users) store any sensitive information here like actual identity, phone number, credit card, etc. If someone adopts a word that stuff is done over on Stripe and not on this database. So I don't get it. Wot, I'm being protected from the chance that some stranger gonna come along and secretly add words to my lists when I'm not looking?

    March 3, 2022

  • As part of COVID safety protocols I had to dispense with the *.

    March 2, 2022

  • Lard? No thanks I'm vegan.

    March 1, 2022

  • wiliji

    February 27, 2022

  • "First Nations rangers are trialling thermal imaging drones to track one of Australia’s rarest and most secretive wallaby species in the Kimberley region of Western Australia.

    The endangered black-footed rock-wallaby, or wiliji as it is known by traditional owners in the area, is a small and extremely agile animal that darts among rocky outcrops and caves, making it challenging to find and track."

    - 'Rangers trial drones to track rare rock-wallaby', Charles Darwin University media release, 28 Feb 2022.

    February 27, 2022

  • Also I seem to remember a Nevada City somewhere.

    February 21, 2022

  • Washington, surely.

    February 21, 2022

  • overegg

    February 21, 2022

  • Yeah. And I've heard that when these things get together to mate it often doesn't go well.

    February 20, 2022

  • *whack!* (   !   )

    February 16, 2022

  • Wot, no giant bilbies?

    February 16, 2022

  • See https://twitter.com/search?q=%23cookers&src=typeahead_click

    February 15, 2022

  • Has just entered Australian vernacular as a term for rabid anti-vaxxer types currently filling out the 'convoy' protests in various places.

    Possibly because they are seem to subsist on an endless diet of the conspiracy theories they cook up.

    February 15, 2022

  • How do I join?

    February 15, 2022

  • I want to know more about the sausage catastrophe.

    February 10, 2022

  • I remember my Australian friends getting upset about favor. Everyone knows it's spelled f-a-v-o-u-r.

    February 8, 2022

  • Thank you but I feel the signature flavour - maple syrup and grass - needs some work.

    February 8, 2022

  • Also of OH FAIR TARTS and now I think I need a fuflun.

    February 7, 2022

  • TRAHOR FATIS is an anagram of HOT AIR FARTS.

    February 7, 2022

  • gossamer

    February 7, 2022

  • Is it like the vendanemometer, used to measure the velocity of vendingmachine fired from a cannon?

    February 1, 2022

  • I could do an Australian one of these but frankly I don't have enough years left to complete it.

    February 1, 2022

  • I bow before Your Soil Highness.

    January 23, 2022

  • What's with the Weird use of Capitals? Are Traumas worse than traumas, or just more self-important?

    January 23, 2022

  • Struth!

    January 20, 2022

  • Sorry, incorrectly added finger spinner when I meant fidget spinner.

    January 18, 2022

  • My nationality is grey, and a demure grey it is to be sure. And my tail is whitish with a black tip.

    January 10, 2022

  • Love me a bit of purporting.

    December 28, 2021

  • Not to be confused with gfy.

    December 28, 2021

  • SPAM

    December 27, 2021

  • One of the most chilling euphemisms I've come across in a while. Far out.

    December 22, 2021

  • "What prompted both the DxE investigation and the whistleblower to come forward is Iowa Select’s recent adoption of the mass-extermination method known as ventilation shutdown, or VSD. Under this method, pigs at the company’s rural Grundy County facility are being “depopulated,” using the industry’s jargon, by sealing off all airways to their barns and inserting steam into them, intensifying the heat and humidity inside and leaving them to die overnight. Most pigs — though not all — die after hours of suffering from a combination of being suffocated and roasted to death."

    - Glenn Greenwald, 'Hidden Video and Whistleblower Reveal Gruesome Mass-Extermination Method for Iowa Pigs Amid Pandemic', The Intercept, 30 May 2020. https://theintercept.com/2020/05/29/pigs-factory-farms-ventilation-shutdown-coronavirus/

    December 22, 2021

  • Thanks!

    *throws barfball at vendingmachine*

    December 21, 2021

  • Geez if you're going to memorise pi at least make an effort.

    December 20, 2021

  • Etymonline.com says: "...said to be originally a hobo term (but monekeer is attested in London underclass from 1851), of uncertain origin; perhaps from monk (monks and nuns take new names with their vows, and early 19c. British tramps referred to themselves as "in the monkery")."

    December 18, 2021

  • Why thank you ruzuzu that's a lovely suggestion and acceppted.

    December 17, 2021

  • You are overdue a banishment. How about El Salvador?

    December 16, 2021

  • That's not the general understanding.

    December 12, 2021

  • I'm thinking Willy Wonka. A lake of chocolate, where - when the conditions are just right - delicious swiss rolls are washed ashore on the tide.

    December 7, 2021

  • Sports term for a player making a dive for a ball they can't get. Mainly because it looks bad to your team-mates if you just stand and watch it, even though the result is the same.

    December 6, 2021

  • Phrasal verbs often transition to nouns.

    eg. I pick up my child from school in a cargo-bike.

    The school rules say that pick ups can only be done inside the front gate.

    December 6, 2021

  • "Ms O’CONNOR – Minister, through you, and this might be a question for Mr Dietrich. This financial year there was a decline in the proportion of track rated as good on the track quality index. This is particularly pronounced in the Derwent Valley, which declined from 61.2 per cent to 45.1 per cent. This seems a fairly substantial degradation in a single year. Can you provide any details of the causes of this decline in quality of track?

    Mr DIETRICH – Thank you for the question, Ms O’Connor. The figure of 75.9 to 73.5 is a slight deterioration, particularly in the Derwent Valley. That’s related to the tamper. So, the Derwent Valley is still at that level of condition. It’s scheduled to be tamped in early 2022, which will then bring those statistics back up and the overall statistics back in line with the trend that we expect."

    - https://tasmaniantimes.com/2021/12/tasrail-and-threatened-plant-species/

    December 6, 2021

  • Polypandemic multimutant.

    December 4, 2021

  • Should have gone with multimutant.

    December 4, 2021

  • The Javanese word for this is anu. Which also pops up in whatsisname, si anu.

    December 3, 2021

  • Buzz Now Pain Later.

    December 2, 2021

  • Shakespeare coined it after I showed him an animal rights activist video shot in a slaughterhouse.

    December 1, 2021

  • An city?

    November 30, 2021

  • This is definitely the kind of place vanderpink would lurk.

    November 28, 2021

  • We need a Good Places for Lurking list.

    November 28, 2021

  • Only if the president is male.

    November 25, 2021

  • No wonder I have truss issues.

    November 23, 2021

  • You're ballbusting my spelling yet again?

    November 23, 2021

  • Like a Dubliner saying 'see this'.

    November 22, 2021

  • How many bad padded snack packs can Max the mad sad-sack sack-packer pack?

    November 21, 2021

  • stop shouting please

    November 20, 2021

  • Why would a fish need a huge boat?

    November 20, 2021

  • Ich will ein fishing-net mit ruzuzu trinken!

    November 18, 2021

  • Is it dead?

    November 16, 2021

  • Fish or fashion or falcon.

    November 16, 2021

  • Does a whoopee cushion still work with one of these? Asking for a friend.

    November 14, 2021

  • Worth reviving.

    November 14, 2021

  • Compare water closet.

    November 10, 2021

  • I prefer anti-vaxen to anti-vaxxers myself.

    November 10, 2021

  • imitates. life.

    November 10, 2021

  • I feel the TCD definition above needs to come with a translation.

    November 10, 2021

  • What if it's a < formation but you're looking at it from the wrong angle?

    November 9, 2021

  • Probably derived from the Latin tonare, to thunder.

    November 7, 2021

  • The definition above clearly says 'humorous sport' so I think it's time for our group chuckle now.

    November 7, 2021

  • Harder to find I presume.

    November 7, 2021

  • See wanse.

    November 5, 2021

  • Not just any old anion.

    November 5, 2021

  • *throws Wellington boot at vendingmachine*

    November 5, 2021

  • Not pals then?

    November 5, 2021

  • I sense that The Century Dictionary definition writer was not giving too many effs when they wrote this one.

    November 5, 2021

  • A player of the sport camogie.

    November 2, 2021

  • Citation needed.

    November 2, 2021

  • Is this sprightly dance like that of vendingmachines during mating season?

    November 2, 2021

  • Meaning what?

    November 2, 2021

  • I think the point is that it isn't a pile, it's runny enough to flatten out into a disc. Like pancake batter, but with more flavour.

    October 31, 2021

  • Reminds of when we were in a pub and the English guy we were drinking with said, "Do you fancy going for a crap?"

    Awkward silence as the two Australians looked sideways at each other.

    "Oh well," he said, "I'll have to go by myself."

    More awkwardness.

    He walked out the door of the pub and returned about 15 minutes with a half-eaten French pancake.

    October 30, 2021

  • Now that you've visited this page your browser will forever attempt to display ads for griolets.

    October 29, 2021

  • Hey Mr Guinness! Y'll keep a record for world's slowest snappy comeback?

    October 29, 2021

  • I can explain those dark stains on the keyboard, Detective.

    October 28, 2021

  • Happy demons, of course.

    October 28, 2021

  • I'm going to Big Rock. Nothing but the best for me.

    October 28, 2021

  • Not to be confused with mangetoutstics

    October 27, 2021

  • A sophisticated pissant. I like it.

    October 26, 2021

  • Is this how you'd spell transferrible?

    Perchance it strikes you as terrible

    But old-timey as 'tis

    At least a dictionary whizz

    Would on the whole not find it unberrible.

    October 25, 2021

  • Good cocktail potential. Double whisky bomb, double daquiri bomb, etc.

    October 24, 2021

  • Good spot alexz.

    October 24, 2021

  • I have been here well over 10 years and still struggling.

    October 24, 2021

  • Wot, better than putting half a ruzuzu in the vitamix with a tablespoon of maple syrup and a dash of vanilla?

    October 24, 2021

  • You will never get any of it. Never!

    October 23, 2021

  • A spastic free from sexually transmitted infection, aka STI.

    October 22, 2021

  • How do you like your whales, furrowed or smooth? Is it a bit like the peanut butter thing?

    October 18, 2021

  • Do you find yourself being contemptuous of dogs? Step right up.

    October 18, 2021

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