corpspeak

Using your best corpspeak, create a phrase or several that I can use on my self-evaluation.

A New VUBOQian Game! vuboq 2006

But the corpspeak swam and danced in front of me, tantalizing and slippery.

CHANGING THE TUNE by Jason Stoddard | Fiction | Futurismic 2005

If I as an individual incite others to violence I get arrested; when target and wal-mart do it, the only thing that happens is some press release in corpspeak that translates to "too bad idk what to tell you man lol".

Top News Digg 2011

But that is just corpspeak for "I'm going to use way too much of someone else's money to buy something I don't have enough equity to legitimately buy."

Forbes.com: News Roger Groves 2011

In our pre web 2.0 world, we had to rely on corpspeak to get our information.

doggdot.us 2009