fakenger

I suck at multimedia, so can someone please make a "These Fools Be Swervin'" fakenger weaving in traffic Tubedub?

Bikes and Beatitudes: The Salmon on the Mount BikeSnobNYC 2010

Dont want to create a bunch of fakenger BSNYC fans here.

It's a Zen Thing: What's the Sound of No Brakes Stopping? BikeSnobNYC 2010

The fakenger was just distributing some "U-lock Justice," inspired by the R.A.M.B.O. playing on his iPod shuffle.

Highlighting Inadequacy: Casting the First U-Lock BikeSnobNYC 2009

If you feel the need to be a hipster or fakenger, thats great, everyone buys into something.

Fakenger Hipster Scenester Rant #2 « The War of Cycling 2009

I just carry a spare set of aksiums with new tires/tubes attached to the profuse straps on my fakenger bag.

The Pinch Test: Indignities of Spring BikeSnobNYC 2009

So since this fakenger thing is still going after 3-4 years i thought id revisit some thoughts.

Fakenger Hipster Scenester Rant #2 « The War of Cycling 2009

I once watched a SF fakenger swing his entire bike and knock a mouthy rollerblader to the ground.

Highlighting Inadequacy: Casting the First U-Lock BikeSnobNYC 2009

However, i think that the fakenger and hipster communities are basically one and the same now, or they always have been.

Fakenger Hipster Scenester Rant #2 « The War of Cycling 2009

What you were tired of being hollier-than-thou in your music scene so you dropped that to be a fakenger?

BSNYC Friday Fun Quiz! BikeSnobNYC 2008

HW could be the coolest fucking guy since Jeff Bridges was bowling, drinking white russians and looking to get his rug back, but he is still an asshole for putting a one less car sticker on his fakenger bike, when he has actually got a car about the most offensive Bobo car since Land Rover Defenders became scarce.

This Just In: One Less Car in LA! BikeSnobNYC 2008