schmeat

I don't think that the schientists will grow schmeat with schbrains or schentral nervous schystems, so the schmeat won't be able to pulsche away and schdehydrate.

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I feel very conflicted on this issue ... and although PETA is endorsing it, I feel certain another activist group will feel like this living tissue qualifies as an animal and probably will try to "free" or "save" the schmeat. wow!

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Quite outside of getting the schmeat to where it is needed is dealing with the red tape and road blocks that appear once the schmeat has made it there.

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And here I was worried about GMO foods ... schmeat is even creepier ..

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