triantiwontigongolope

frindley commented on the word triantiwontigongolope

There's a very funny insect that you do not often spy,

And it isn't quite a spider, and it isn't quite a fly;

It is something like a beetle, and a little like a bee,

But nothing like a wooly grub that climbs upon a tree.

Its name is quite a hard one, but you'll learn it soon, I hope.

So try:

  Tri-

    Tri-anti-wonti-

      Triantiwontigongolope.

It lives on weeds and wattle-gum, and has a funny face;

Its appetite is hearty, and its manners a disgrace.

When first you come upon it, it will give you quite a scare,

But when you look for it again, you find it isn't there.

And unless you call it softly it will stay away and mope.

So try:

  Tri-

    Tri-anti-wonti-

      Triantiwontigongolope.

It trembles if you tickle it or tread upon its toes;

It is not an early riser, but it has a snubbish nose.

If you snear at it, or scold it, it will scuttle off in shame,

But it purrs and purrs quite proudly if you call it by its name,

And offer it some sandwiches of sealing-wax and soap.

So try:

  Tri-

    Tri-anti-wonti-

      Triantiwontigongolope.

But of course you haven't seen it; and I truthfully confess

That I haven't seen it either, and I don't know its address.

For there isn't such an insect, though there really might have been

If the trees and grass were purple, and the sky was bottle green.

It's just a little joke of mine, which you'll forgive, I hope.

Oh, try!

  Tri-

    Tri-anti-wonti-

      Triantiwontigongolope.

C.J. Dennis (Australian poet, 1876–1938)

October 17, 2008

reesetee commented on the word triantiwontigongolope

Heehee! Delightful.

October 17, 2008

bilby commented on the word triantiwontigongolope

Go CJ. I have grew up in thy Hanging Garden.

October 17, 2008

yarb commented on the word triantiwontigongolope

Brilliant! Why isn't this in any of my kids' anthologies?!

October 17, 2008