A list of 72 words by marky.
- naked in the junglewas added by marky and appears on just this list
- drugged out actingwas added by marky and appears on just this list
- gratuitous female nuditywas added by marky and appears on just this list
- corny dialoguewas added by marky and appears on just this list
- absolutely horrid peripheral vision in horror scenewas added by marky and appears on just this list
- hair denotes crazinesswas added by marky and appears on just this list
- really lame cultural regurgitationswas added by marky and appears on just this list
- ironic facial hair on actorswas added by marky and appears on just this list
- exploding body partswas added by marky and appears on just this list
- well delivered, but abysmally failed one-linerswas added by marky and appears on just this list
- a super sketchy late night diner scene as if on a drug bingewas added by marky and appears on just this list
- the goofiest retarded hippie, hipster wanker that follows around the completely serious main characters like a puppywas added by marky and appears on just this list
- slurred incomprehensible dialogue when reading from a news articlewas added by marky and appears on just this list
- random, perchance empty cardboard boxes stacked up so the actors have a soft place to landwas added by marky and appears on just this list
- fight scene punches land not inches, but feet away from their targetwas added by marky and appears on just this list
- sudden ridiculous 80's dance scene cutwas added by marky and appears on just this list
- on the toilet scenewas added by marky and appears on just this list
- fighting drumswas added by marky and appears on just this list
- Reb Brown screamwas added by marky and appears on just this list
- naked for no reasonwas added by marky and appears on just this list
- atrociously faked fight sceneswas added by marky and appears on just this list
- atrociously faked death sceneswas added by marky and appears on just this list
- story meanders, fizzles and dies only to be replaced by tired, weak assed visual clichéswas added by marky and appears on just this list
- the actors start acting like they just wanna get it over with and go to the bar, because they realize it's probably gonna suckwas added by marky and appears on just this list
- everything has to be explained in long winded diatribes, rather than shown on the screen as if the audience is densewas added by marky and appears on just this list
- ending wraps up everything in last 10 minuteswas added by blafferty and appears on just this list
- overly obvious product placementwas added by blafferty and appears on just this list
- the antagonist has some outlandish completely implausible goal like trying to destroy the entire universewas added by marky and appears on just this list
- some white guy who's a traitor to the oppressors is the only one in the universe who can rescue your indigenous culturewas added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- plot holes so big they swallow the whole filmwas added by marky and appears on just this list
- there is a buildup of action where something is for sure going to happen and it's literally impossible for something to not happen, and then nothing happenswas added by marky and appears on just this list
- glitter is the primary special effectwas added by marky and appears on just this list
- entire budget was spent on hairspray and hair stylingwas added by marky and appears on just this list
- scantily clad, pilled out, squeaky voiced bimbo is thrown in nearly every scenewas added by marky and appears on just this list
- The entire plot is revealed in the trailer.was added by leaden and appears on just this list
- terrible image compositingwas added by marky and appears on just this list
- voice dubbing doesn't match the mouth movementswas added by marky and appears on just this list
- extensive action sequences and explosions as an attempt to make up for a weak plotwas added by chrissykp and appears on just this list
- actor playing character as a child looks nothing like the actor playing the character as an adultwas added by chrissykp and appears on just this list
- supposedly cute or funny character is actually really annoyingwas added by chrissykp and appears on just this list
- giant scary monster suddenly does a really gay victory dancewas added by marky and appears on just this list
- random character dies to create sadness, but no one in the audience careswas added by marky and appears on just this list
- character on drugs acts nothing like a person on drugswas added by marky and appears on just this list
- overly dramatic, long title sequence at the beginning of the filmwas added by marky and appears on just this list
- random cameo from a washed-up, has-been actorwas added by marky and appears on just this list
- key action happens outside of framewas added by hernesheir and appears on just this list
- director for some reason feels compelled to show a man's hairy asswas added by marky and appears on just this list
- supposedly sexy lead male is actually a total creeperwas added by marky and appears on just this list
- quiet dialogue, deafeningly loud musicwas added by chrissykp and appears on just this list
- unnecessary and stupid subplotswas added by chrissykp and appears on just this list
- dramatic montage that ends with no real changeswas added by marky and appears on just this list
- a double that looks nothing like the actorwas added by marky and appears on just this list
- subplot is actually better than the main plotwas added by marky and appears on just this list
- actor stumbleswas added by marky and appears on just this list
- wardrobe malfunctionswas added by marky and appears on just this list
- overly long slow panning or static shots of nothing in a failed attempt to create atmospherewas added by marky and appears on just this list
- too many plot twists towards endwas added by marky and appears on just this list
- glitchy editswas added by marky and appears on just this list
- mistimed scene cutswas added by marky and appears on just this list
- macguffinswas added by marky and appears on just this list
- wooden dialogwas added by marky and appears on just this list
- film equipment in shotwas added by marky and appears on just this list
- random scientific wordswas added by marky and appears on just this list
- creepy awkward sex dialogwas added by marky and appears on just this list
- cheesy scene transition effectswas added by marky and appears on just this list
- terrible lighting in just one scenewas added by marky and appears on just this list
- poorly crafted prosthetics or animatronicswas added by marky and appears on just this list
- jumpscare reliabilitywas added by marky and appears on just this list
- ridiculously eccentric characterswas added by marky and appears on just this list
- amazingly contrived plot anchorswas added by marky and appears on just this list
- bad emotional continuitywas added by marky and appears on just this list
- implausible plot twistswas added by marky and appears on just this list
marky commented on the list axioms-of-bad-cinema
list of the worst films ever made http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_considered_the_worst
December 21, 2012