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- noun Plural form of
assmonkey .
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Examples
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As much as assmonkeys would like to speculate as to why Dion said nothing in the last two weeks, it is hardly a stupid as Harper either being ignorant of what was happening in Afghanistan, MacKay being totally clueless, the Connie partisan attacks in the House of Commons, blaming the army, the “misspoke” excuse … get the drift?
Allright, I’m Sensing A Theme Here… « Unambiguously Ambidextrous 2008
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It just goes to show what kind of mental gymnastic these assmonkeys will go to invent a talking point that justifies their bigotry.
14 dead women? Whatever. CC 2009
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Maybe sky-daddy has a answer as to why these assmonkeys are so stupid...
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The entire judiciary committee is apparently a confederacy of assmonkeys, since they thought domestic violence was funny.
Protect the Roosters! To hell with domestic violence victims! 2005
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And if Jack Valenti and his roving band of assmonkeys (also known as the MPAA) hadn't butchered this film more than Jason butchered Roy in Part 6, it'd be even better -- this film begs for an uncensored release (and, to be fair, that's now the fault of Paramount, not Valenti).
Friday the 13th Countdown, the final day! yendi 2005
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Listen up, assmonkeys: It is people like you who give all star trek fans a bad name.
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Listen up, assmonkeys: It is people like you who give all star trek fans a bad name.
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Listen up, assmonkeys: It is people like you who give all star trek fans a bad name.
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Listen up, assmonkeys: It is people like you who give all star trek fans a bad name.
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Listen up, assmonkeys: It is people like you who give all star trek fans a bad name.
vendingmachine commented on the word assmonkeys
Do assmonkeys have wings?
August 8, 2015