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samuelbernof commented on the word spantard
Spantard is the combination of two words. Spandex and Retard. It refers to cyclists who insist on wearing head to toe spandex, ride a expensive road bike, ride as fast as possible everywhere they go and are actively rude toward other cyclists they consider beneath themselves.
September 28, 2015