tork

In the evening they all joined in teaching me the favorite Vepajan game, tork, which is played with pieces that are much like those used in mah jong and bears a startling resemblance to poker.

Pirates of Venus Burroughs, Edgar Rice, 1875-1950 1962

Or, as used to be current around Wells and Fakenham, "Yoo dun arf tork a load of squit, bor."

First poll in Norwich North Norfolk Blogger 2009

If kitteh cud reeli tork, wot sicrits wud him tel ?

Back Talking Kitteh - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2010

Ai haz a hongree afta orl dis fuud tork, and am goin upthred fur sum cawfee and den bak heer fur a wimpehburga.

2 kapchur da cheezburger - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2010

Kom tu teh laitist LOL tu fynd moar cheezpeeps tu tork tu, k? miniminsmum says:

Kitteh Loves Puppy - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2010

* PB wandaz raond, topping up drinks nd halping himzelf tu snaks maikin smorl tork *

Dumb dog. I always hide in the - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2010

Awl tihs tork ov trablol an plaisis in TTI an ai get cort in teh web payjs!

mime cat looks around - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2010

Duz nawt maik sents, a “phone” cumpani nd yu cannut tork tu tehm ..

ECONOMIC CRISIS - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2009

Tehn we had a cawfee an tork tork torkd, an drove hoem to Swine Town an trok tork tork an had a cupovtee an tork tork tork.

Give it to me straight, doc… - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2009

I knew the one about the bear carrying ammunition for the Polish Army during World War Two, but I didn't realise that `tork' is the Swedish term for a man who visits prostitutes, or that the world's oldest Mormon congregation is in Preston, Lancashire, or that toasters are banned in Cuba.

January 1st, 2009 2009