Abominations in the Eyes of the Lord

reesetee commented on the list abominations-in-the-eyes-of-the-lord

Wet bread, of course. Except if it's pickle-juiced.

October 13, 2007

reesetee commented on the list abominations-in-the-eyes-of-the-lord

Oh, and pink tomatoes. You know, those sickly kind with mealy insides and skin the texture of vinyl that they produce just to ship to fast-food restaurants without bruising. They taste like kitchen sponge.

October 14, 2007

Prolagus commented on the list abominations-in-the-eyes-of-the-lord

Ketchup on pasta. Mon dieu.

April 12, 2008

palooka commented on the list abominations-in-the-eyes-of-the-lord

If the pasta is slathered with prodigious amounts of butter first, then a measured amount of ketchup added, that would be good eating!

April 12, 2008

palooka commented on the list abominations-in-the-eyes-of-the-lord

I think you can add palooka to your list.

April 12, 2008

Prolagus commented on the list abominations-in-the-eyes-of-the-lord

Definitely.

*throwing up*

April 12, 2008

sionnach commented on the list abominations-in-the-eyes-of-the-lord

@Reesetee: Does the inclusion of kitchen sponge in your diet reflect (a) a religious prescription (b) an idiosyncratic predilection (you simply can't resist the yummy goodness) (c) an oblique environmental statement of some kind (d) poverty (e) none of the above?

Obviously, you are under no obligation to answer idle questions motivated by simple prurient curiosity.

April 12, 2008

Prolagus commented on the list abominations-in-the-eyes-of-the-lord

Only if deep fried*, I guess.

(*See stretch marks)

April 12, 2008

ruzuzu commented on the list abominations-in-the-eyes-of-the-lord

Carob brownies.

November 25, 2009

sionnach commented on the list abominations-in-the-eyes-of-the-lord

ReddiWip. "Non-dairy creamer". Muffintops.

November 25, 2009

reesetee commented on the list abominations-in-the-eyes-of-the-lord

Sionnach, I *just* saw the question you posted a year ago. And the answer is: Let's pretend I once accidentally ingested a kitchen sponge.

My sincere apologies for the unbearable wait. ;->

November 26, 2009

PossibleUnderscore commented on the list abominations-in-the-eyes-of-the-lord

White chocolate? White chocolate is the best!

(it tastes nothing like kitchen sponge and I defy anyone who thinks otherwise)

;-)

November 26, 2009

chained_bear commented on the list abominations-in-the-eyes-of-the-lord

defy away, but as Jon Stewart recently said to Lou Dobbs, 'your views are wrong and abhorrent.'

;-)

November 26, 2009

bilby commented on the list abominations-in-the-eyes-of-the-lord

Marshmallow is listed twice. Is that once for pink and once for white?

November 26, 2009

chained_bear commented on the list abominations-in-the-eyes-of-the-lord

there, all better.

November 30, 2009

reesetee commented on the list abominations-in-the-eyes-of-the-lord

You're right, Possible. White chocolate doesn't taste like kitchen sponge. It tastes like bathroom sponge.

December 1, 2009

jennarenn commented on the list abominations-in-the-eyes-of-the-lord

White chocolate is a MIRACLE. I'm in love with the stuff. So much better than dark. *ducks the anticipated cupcakes*

December 1, 2009

reesetee commented on the list abominations-in-the-eyes-of-the-lord

*flings anticipated cupcake in jennarenn's direction*

December 1, 2009

ruzuzu commented on the list abominations-in-the-eyes-of-the-lord

Salty licorice fish.

December 4, 2009