A list of 237 words by sionnach.
- Two golfers in one threesome ace same holewas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Talk about junk food: Artist cooks his own penis and testicles for guestswas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Osborne forced into climbdown over pasty taxwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Dog Strangled by Phone Cord Saves His Own Life by Dialing Emergency Numberwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Carcinogens cause cancer says bookwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Findings aired on vilent youtswas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Antibusing rider killed by senatewas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- CIA funded $3 million for bazaar researchwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Mauling by bear leaves woman grateful for lifewas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Former man dies in Californiawas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Scientists to have Ford's earwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Saigon, Thieu look venerable to attackwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Mrs Gandhi stoned at rally in Indiawas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- LBJ giving bull to mexican peoplewas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- CIA reportedly sought to destroy domestic flieswas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Woman Dies of Allergic Reaction After Sex With Dogwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Tattoo Gang Who Misspelled 'RAPEST' on Man's Head Jailedwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Owner of Killer Bear Chokes to Death on Sex Toywas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Head of patron saint of genital diseases to be auctioned in Meathwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Man with dead weasel accused of assaultwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Woman in sumo wrestler suit assaulted her ex-girlfriend in gay pub after she waved at man dressed as Snickers barwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Fishy Deaths : Anchovy Carcasses Blanket Los Angeles Harborwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Meatball sandwich horseplay leads to two deaths, family betrayal, two trialswas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Cross-eyed opossum finds famewas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Amber Heard comes out as a lesbian, gushes over girlfriendwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- One stone skunk being helped to overcome bacon butty addictionwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Avoid scourge of midges with iPhone appwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Tattooing pony branded illegalwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Restaurant boss loses his appetite for bankerswas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Ban on sandals, sand castles and hugs by Italy's mayorswas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Woman fights off bear with courgettewas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Useless Gobshiteswas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Kentucky Man Forced To Eat His Own Beard In Fight Over Lawnmowerwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Tony Danza barks at priest during eulogywas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Nixon Appoints FIB Directorwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- New Shocks on Electricity Billswas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Mine Strike Ballet To Go Aheadwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Girl Famous for Having Hiccups Charged with Murderwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Corkman drowns in boating accidentwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Bundy beats date with chairwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- FDA approves painful bowel drugwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Taliban have Chinese armswas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- U.S. offensive in Euphrates regionwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Iran removes UN's nuclear sealswas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Paltrow gives birth to baby Applewas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Italy bank chief grilled in Romewas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Baby doctor cleared of misconductwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Corrupt officers jailed for leakswas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Vomiting bug closes three wardswas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Germany presses Iran over uraniumwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Troops grill Rumsfeld over Iraqwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Samoan clerics finger homosexuals over global warmingwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Brainless slime mould makes decisions like humanswas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Munching Swedish beaver causes blackoutwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- BP shares slide as crisis continueswas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Irish priest makes history by marrying own sonwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Robot helps stroke patients in Portlandwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Commissioners stand by Prince Street medianwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Chip shop owner battered customerwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Police chase getaway cat for 40 mileswas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Eligible pet owners can get free neuteringwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Mental Health Prevention Office Openswas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Astronauts practice landing on laptopswas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Freshmen women outstrip men at I.U.was added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Dead coyote found in Bronx launches search for its matewas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Girl Scout beaver traps upset activistswas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Maggots force plane back to gate in Atlantawas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Mile-long trail of manatee poop forces beach closurewas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Toddler survives lethal snake bitewas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- South Korean sausage sales surge as people use them for I-phone styluseswas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Asia-Americans working hard to shatter workaholic stereotypewas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- 'Pubic' Enemy Megan Barnes Caused Keys Crash by Shaving Bikini Line While Drivingwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Large Hardon Collider Breaks Energy Recordswas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Are 'Babies' the new penguins?was added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Lady Jacks off to hot start in conferencewas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Whale poo could help oceans absorb CO2-scientistswas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Truck carrying 17 million bees crashes in Minnesota; 1 deadwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Air NZ gets into bed with Virginwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- NY man seeking help for stray dog arrested for DWIwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Over 68,000 pounds of food collected for local pantieswas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Bimbo recalls Soft White Bread sold in California, Idaho, Oregon and Washingtonwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Man Kept Arms Under Bed After Relative's Deathwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- 'Iron Man 2' puts petal to the medal with $52.4Mwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- beauty queen unveils bust at dedication ceremonywas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- dismemberment killer convicted: thank god jury could put pieces togetherwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- doctor testifies in horse suitwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Men burst in home, steal cashwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Socks lower in Tokyowas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- High school honors students arrested for hate crimeswas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Reagan to have tissue removed from nosewas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Vineland couple to take on missionary positionwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Stiff prices at auction of erotic artwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Pianist to present concert of scared music on Fridaywas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Victory in Dsylexia Battlewas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Judge to rule on nude beachwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Robber holds up Albert's hosierywas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Press tours ravaged citywas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Man trying to get kite electrocutedwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Study : those without insurance die more oftenwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Researchers call murder a threat to public safetywas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Jail may have to close doorswas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Are young Americans be getting stupider?was added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Sex candles plague politicianswas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Tick-borne illness known to affect dogs found in humanswas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Mondale's offensive looks hard to beatwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Blind woman forced to clean up by police after her guide dog accepts settlementwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Legislator wants tougher death penaltywas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Missouri gas chamber is unsafewas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- FBI agent in subway shoots man with knifewas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Voter fears alert politicianswas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Dentist receives plaquewas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Carolina Inn loses license for racismwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Plea for cut in price of free milkwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Clinton visits hurt soldierswas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Defendant's speech ends in long sentencewas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Napolitano tours flooded RI, deemed disaster areawas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- lansing residents can drop off treeswas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- two soviet ships collide, one dieswas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- lung cancer in women mushroomswas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Homosexual eases into 100m final at Olympic trialswas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- volunteers to search for old civil war planeswas added by sionnach and appears on 2 lists
- judge blocks discharge of gay seamanwas added by sionnach and appears on 2 lists
- marijuana issue sent to joint committeewas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- headless body found in topless barwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- widespread eating disorders gnaw at argentina's youngwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- two-headed baby recalls similar birth in 1970was added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- santa rosa man denies committing suicide in san franciscowas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- grandson born to jack bennywas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- russian forces bear down in chechnyawas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- french dam site better off with u.s. aid fundswas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- dow higher; helped by drugswas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- genetic engineering splits scientistswas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Carly Fiorina unleashes 'demon sheep'was added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Sudanese goat wife pops her hooveswas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Kerry fills war chest with broad range of donorswas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- MacArthur Flies Back to Frontwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Giant Waves Down Queen Mary’s Funnelwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- hershey bars protestwas added by sionnach and appears on 2 lists
- Blind Bishop Appointed To Seewas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Stadium Air Conditioning Fails--Fans Protestwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Infant sealed in concrete by a Brooklyn couple charged with enslaving hooker mom was beaten to deathwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Overwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Tuna Biting Off Washington Coastwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Time for Football and Meatball Stewwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Teller stuns man with stolen checkwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Teenage prostitution problem is mountingwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Police Can't Stop Gamblingwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Louisiana Governor Defends His Wife, Gift From Koreanwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Lie Detector Tests Unreliable, Unconstitutional Hearing Toldwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Greeks fine hookerswas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Chou remains crematedwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Child teaching expert to speakwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Chester Morrill, 92, Was Fed Secretarywas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Antique Stripper to Display Wares at Storewas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Aging Expert Joins University Facultywas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- 1978 Christmas Stamps Depict Madonna, Child on Hobby Horsewas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Rat cooking lands TV show in hot waterwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Robotic hamster maker defends popular toy as safewas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- Husband held in severed hand casewas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- farmer bill dies in housewas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- women's movement called more broad-basedwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- some pieces of rock hudson sold at auctionwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- police discover crack in australiawas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- 20-year friendship ends at altarwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- women compromise 26 percent of town's workerswas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- sex candles plague politicianswas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- new vaccine may contain rabbiswas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- flaming toilet seat causes evacuation at high schoolwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- grandmother of eight shoots hole in onewas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- laser surgery available for prostratewas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- fireproof clothing factory burns to groundwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- lingerie shipment hijacked - thief gives police the slipwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- case of stolen whiskey expected to go to jurywas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- 4-h girls win prizes for fat calveswas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- severed head offers few answerswas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- mother of all deadbeat dads gets 6 months in prisonwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- big busts indicate drug war workingwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- satellite tracks cows from outer spacewas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- seals detect fish with whiskerswas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- ovens on feet beckon germans to bratwurstwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- urologist censured by his peerswas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- search for woman in fertilized egg suit goes nationwidewas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- police find man dead to death in motelwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- court escapee still on the lambwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- nicaragua sets goal to wipe out literacywas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- idaho group organizes to help service widowswas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- many antiques seen at d.a.r. meetingwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- british union finds dwarfs in short supplywas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- police begin campaign to run down jaywalkerswas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- man eating piranha mistakenly sold as pet fishwas added by sionnach and appears on 2 lists
- police found heroine on gloucester driverwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- two pharmacists on drugs misuse bodywas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- government confirms jaguar talkswas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- voodoo dogs flying doctor's planeswas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- shark attacks puzzle expertswas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- toronto law to protect squirrels hit by mayorwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- asian bird flu found in turkeywas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- british push bottles up german rearwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- mcdonald’s fries the holy grail for potato farmerswas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- man struck by lightning faces battery chargewas added by sionnach and appears on 2 lists
- plane too close to ground, crash probe toldwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- is there a ring of debris around uranuswas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- something went wrong in jet crash, expert sayswas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- cold wave linked to temperatureswas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- stolen painting found by treewas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- survivor of siamese twins joins parentswas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- mad cow talks in washingtonwas added by sionnach and appears on 2 lists
- lawyers give poor free legal advicewas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- ban on soliciting dead in trotwoodwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- war dims hope for peacewas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- patient at death's door—doctors pull him throughwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- henshaw offers rare opportunity to goose hunterswas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- complaints about nba referees growing uglywas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- beating witness provides nameswas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- diaper market bottoms outwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- carter plans swell deficitwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- march planned for next augustwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- l.a. voters approve urban renewal by landslidewas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- jesse jackson arrested at rally for striking workerswas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- queen mary having bottom scrapedwas added by sionnach and appears on 2 lists
- blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn't seen in yearswas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- n.j. jails for women in need of a faceliftwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- infertility unlikely to be passed onwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- chef throws his heart into helping feed needywas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- organ festival ends in smashing climaxwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- dr. ruth to talk about sex with newspaper editorswas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- deaf mute gets new hearing in killingwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- stiff opposition expected to casketless funeral planwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- safety experts say school bus passengers should be beltedwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- juvenile court to try shooting defendantwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- milk drinkers are turning to powderwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- drunk gets nine months in violin casewas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- kicking baby considered to be healthywas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- infant abducted from hospital safewas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- tiger woods plays with own balls, nike sayswas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- british left waffles on falklandswas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- frozen embryos ruled childrenwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- yellow perch decline to be studiedwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
john commented on the list crash-blossoms
What an auspicious beginning. Fantastic.
October 19, 2009
pterodactyl commented on the list crash-blossoms
Yes! I want more!
October 19, 2009
Prolagus commented on the list crash-blossoms
A few more are featured on kewpid's Humorous headlines.
October 22, 2009
ruzuzu commented on the list crash-blossoms
Bimbo recalls Soft White Bread sold in California, Idaho, Oregon and Washington
June 13, 2010
frogapplause commented on the list crash-blossoms
Excellent! Hilarious list.
June 15, 2010
frogapplause commented on the list crash-blossoms
Mile-long trail of manatee poop forces beach closure
Link here.
June 17, 2010
ruzuzu commented on the list crash-blossoms
Maggots force plane back to gate in Atlanta. As seen here.
July 3, 2010
reesetee commented on the list crash-blossoms
R, my favorite part of that article? "And as they're telling us to stay calm and seated, I see a maggot looking back at me and I'm thinking, 'These are anaerobic, flesh-eating larvae that the flight attendants don't have to sit with.'"
A maggot looking back at her?
July 8, 2010
qroqqa commented on the list crash-blossoms
Girl Scout beaver traps upset activists
July 23, 2010
reesetee commented on the list crash-blossoms
Oh dear.
July 24, 2010
hernesheir commented on the list crash-blossoms
...but in reality the Australian continent lacks any real Tits -- from the Wikipedia discussion of bird genus Acanthiza.
July 24, 2010
frogapplause commented on the list crash-blossoms
dog eats man's big toe, saves his life
here
August 5, 2010
qroqqa commented on the list crash-blossoms
Real one, cos I saw it last night on a placard; possible a London local paper: Mental health cuts fears.
October 7, 2010
ruzuzu commented on the list crash-blossoms
Not sure about this one: Italy PM replaces penis on statue, angers experts.
November 21, 2010
Prolagus commented on the list crash-blossoms
Not sure about this one either (it could easily be intentional):
Tired Gay succumbs to Dix in 200 meters
December 11, 2010
ruzuzu commented on the list crash-blossoms
Scientists plan mission to probe Uranus.
January 10, 2011
ruzuzu commented on the list crash-blossoms
Notes: Doc praised for beating old friend. (link)
February 20, 2011
bilby commented on the list crash-blossoms
Intentional puns rather than crash blossoms but predictably the Weiner scandal has the sub-editors all of a-snigger. 'Dems letting Weiner shrivel' in the NY Post yesterday.
June 9, 2011
Prolagus commented on the list crash-blossoms
The NYP is specialized in those titles.
June 9, 2011
ruzuzu commented on the list crash-blossoms
Sacks of Human Waste Reveal Secrets of Ancient Rome.
July 1, 2011
sionnach commented on the list crash-blossoms
How did "jelly shoes" get on this list, eh?
May 26, 2012