Punch Lines

chained_bear commented on the list punch-lines

My favorite was a friend of mine's; she used to say, "So the Chinese guy jumps out of the closet and yells, 'Supplies!'"

August 2, 2010

fbharjo commented on the list punch-lines

CB, it must have been a wok-in-closet! Who knows what you can cook up. Who, after all, stirs flies? Is it 'streamy' corn or current 'grainy' wheat?

August 2, 2010

ruzuzu commented on the list punch-lines

Ha! The grasshopper says, "You have a drink named Steve?" gets broken up because of the quotation marks. When you click on it, it just leads you to The grasshopper says,.

August 5, 2010

ruzuzu commented on the list punch-lines

For light bulb jokes, see pterodactyl's

excellent list.

September 2, 2010

jennarenn commented on the list punch-lines

When I had just arrive at my current job, I was told that there were supplies wait for me in the copy room. My Korean coworker jumped out of the box and yelled "supplies"! Everyone else thought that it was funny.

Are these all real punchlines? I'd like to hear some of those jokes.

January 17, 2012

ruzuzu commented on the list punch-lines

Wow--that's awful. (So, of course, I just added it.) When I add new ones, I generally try to add the first part of the joke as a tag, but sometimes these are funnier on their own.

January 17, 2012

takchess commented on the list punch-lines

ruzuzu created this open list for joke's punch lines. I added a bunch. Anyone else up for the task ?

February 29, 2012

ruzuzu commented on the list punch-lines

Oh! Thanks for adding more, takchess. You just reminded me to add another one.

February 29, 2012