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bilby commented on the word pianistan
A republic of Central Asia known mostly for its anthemic national song:
It's nine o'clock in a rubbish war
The regular crowd fills the yurt
There's an old man who's a crushin' bore
Makin' love to his mare's yoghurt
He says, 'Bilb, can you make me a molotov
I'm not really sure how it's built
But it's sadly apropoz and I made'em for lov'
When I wore a younger man's guilt.'
la la la, di da da
La la, di di da da dum
Chorus:
Bring us a bomb, for Pianistan
Bring us a bomb, tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a Molotov
And you've got incendiary birthright
Now Sion at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets me my plastic for free
And he's quick with a cat, and he'll light up some scat
But Madrid's where he'd rather be
He says, "Bilb, I believe this is lampooning me."
As his smile ran away from his tail
"Well I'm sure that I could be a hysterctomy
If only fox didn't equal Epic Fail."
Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum
Now Ptero is a hyper-glurge novelist
Who never had time for a life
And he's talkin' with Davy, who's still barfin' up gravy
And probably will be condemned forever to make wan Sco''ish jokes och aye the noo aboot East Fiiiiiiiiiiife
And the frogapplause is practicing comic strips
As the arms dealers slowly get stoned
Yes, they're sharing a fault they call lack-o'-wits
But it's better than explodin' alone
Chorus:
Bring us a bomb, for Pianistan
Bring us a bomb, tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a Molotov
And you've got incendiary birthright
It's a pretty good crowd for a Slobberday
And the manager avoids me by miles
'Cause he knows that it's me for whom they list Specific Wee
To forget about their piles for some whiles
And Pianistan, it sounds like a barnacle
And the nightclub stinks of verdigris
And they howl like the jackal, stuff Arafat in their tackle
And demamd, "Bro, are you OGM free?"
Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum
Chorus:
Bring us a bomb, for Pianistan
Bring us a bomb, tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a Molotov
And you've got incendiary birthright
March 31, 2009
reesetee commented on the word pianistan
*applauds loudly*
Encore! Encore!
*hums to self* Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum. . . .
March 31, 2009
rolig commented on the word pianistan
Brilliant, Bilb.
March 31, 2009
Prolagus commented on the word pianistan
Sheer genius, bilby.
You may like to listen to the Italian cover, by the talented singer/songwriter Pierangelo Bertoli.
March 31, 2009
pterodactyl commented on the word pianistan
*puts bread in your jar*
April 1, 2009
reesetee commented on the word pianistan
Man--what are you doing here?
April 1, 2009
dontcry commented on the word pianistan
*holds up lit lighter*
April 2, 2009
ruzuzu commented on the word pianistan
That's so weird... when I was about 5 or 6, I was convinced that I'd heard something on the radio about a country called "Pianostan." Nobody believed me. Now, after all this time, I realize I'd just been spelling it incorrectly. Thank you, fellow wordnikistanis.
December 20, 2009
Prolagus commented on the word pianistan
Can we record it?
December 14, 2010