Comments by sonofgroucho

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  • I'm baffled. Am I alone in this?

    November 9, 2007

  • How about sycophant?

    November 9, 2007

  • It's the rhythm, isn't it?

    November 9, 2007

  • Fot the uninitiated, here's the Monty Python connection.

    November 9, 2007

  • Not so sure about ptarmigan's place in this list!

    November 9, 2007

  • Sorry :-(

    November 9, 2007

  • Holy schmoley? I agree that is a bizarre quotation from mollusque.

    November 9, 2007

  • Uselessness: Robin and Batman, to reverse their usual order.

    November 9, 2007

  • Or Batman, for that matter...

    November 9, 2007

  • Indeed.

    November 9, 2007

  • What exactly does an orgasmic snail look like?

    November 9, 2007

  • But why is right, right and not "wright"?

    November 9, 2007

  • Why the 'w'?

    November 8, 2007

  • Is this right---or wrong?

    November 8, 2007

  • Interesting article here. Actually, I like Fisher Space Pens mainly because the bullet ones are so small. There's also something a bit geeky about them.

    November 8, 2007

  • As a total political cynic, I think this one has potential!

    November 7, 2007

  • How about "indeed", "quite", "you're so right".

    November 7, 2007

  • I love this little Dilbert clip.

    A certain group of professionals might find it offensive, though.

    November 7, 2007

  • Here's one.

    November 6, 2007

  • This is getting out of hand!

    November 6, 2007

  • So many s's!

    November 6, 2007

  • My Flickr friend Roger Butterfield tells me this is the smallest British bird. It's only 9 cm long. Here's Roger's picture of one.

    November 6, 2007

  • Here's a reference.

    November 6, 2007

  • Something cute about this word.

    November 5, 2007

  • You may have a point there!

    November 5, 2007

  • Excellent list!

    November 5, 2007

  • Nice to meet you, mollusque. I've got a feeling we'll bump into each other quite a lot.

    November 5, 2007

  • There is something very fleshy about this word.

    November 5, 2007

  • See also "guiser".

    November 5, 2007

  • Thanks, guys!

    November 5, 2007

  • I agree, choice piece of text!

    November 5, 2007

  • I only really added this word so I could link to this witty image.

    Well, I thought it was funny!

    November 5, 2007

  • Isn't this a nice little word? Ahhhhhhh!!

    November 5, 2007

  • I think this should be bawdy? I made the same mistake.

    November 5, 2007

  • Absolutely!

    November 5, 2007

  • Well, mollusque, what does this mean?

    November 5, 2007

  • This is what we in Scotland call the kids that come round the doors at Halloween looking for apples, sweets, etc. Traditionally they are expected to tell a joke, sing a song, or something.

    Presumably has the same root as disguise.

    November 5, 2007

  • Seems somehow appropriate!

    November 5, 2007

  • That is brilliant. I love the Uncyclopedia. A friend on Flickr says my new glasses make me look very metrosexual.

    I was feeling quite smug about it until now!

    November 5, 2007

  • My wife is addicted to this. I regard it as The Spawn of the Devil.

    November 4, 2007

  • I photographed some great gargoyles recently at the Cathedral in Barcelona. Notre Dame in Paris has got some good ones too.

    November 4, 2007

  • Is this not a line from a song in the film "Grease"?

    November 4, 2007

  • Shame :-(

    November 4, 2007

  • How did you get on, seanahan?

    November 3, 2007

  • Que?

    November 3, 2007

  • Sort of like singularity.

    November 3, 2007

  • A Swiss cheese.

    November 3, 2007

  • Do tell....

    November 3, 2007

  • A nice French cheese.

    November 3, 2007

  • This well-known cheese is made backwards.

    November 2, 2007

  • A nice Scottish cheese.

    November 2, 2007

  • Interesting definition listed!

    November 2, 2007

  • Not specific to cheese!

    November 2, 2007

  • I've never seen architect used as a verb!

    November 2, 2007

  • That video was superb. I liked Bohemian Rhapsody too!

    November 2, 2007

  • I love this expression.

    November 2, 2007

  • One of my googlegangers is in business with his brother, and together they were reckoned to be worth £89 million in 2005.

    November 2, 2007

  • Does anyone ever hunker up?

    November 2, 2007

  • :-)

    November 1, 2007

  • The dictionaries seem to favour kibosh, although I think they regard this spelling as a variant.

    November 1, 2007

  • Possibly my favourite cheese.

    November 1, 2007

  • Eh?

    November 1, 2007

  • Isn't this word Grand?

    October 31, 2007

  • Isn't dwindle a lovely word?

    October 31, 2007

  • As in this guy?

    October 31, 2007

  • Now that is just cruel!

    October 31, 2007

  • The Japanese population has the highest proportion of centenarians in the World, so maybe "youth in Asia" is not inappropriate!

    October 31, 2007

  • As in cricoid cartilage.

    October 31, 2007

  • Love the term, but can anybody explain to me what it means?

    October 31, 2007

  • You lot are being deliberately obtuse!

    October 31, 2007

  • Hopefully, I'll now start using this word less....

    October 31, 2007

  • As in "Never knowingly undersold".

    October 30, 2007

  • A correspondence course, I presume?

    Is there an exam? Do I get more letters after my name?

    October 30, 2007

  • This seems to be an excuse for practically anything!

    October 30, 2007

  • And death shall have no dominion.

    Dead men naked they shall be one

    With the man in the wind and the west moon;

    When their bones are picked clean and the clean bones gone,

    They shall have stars at elbow and foot;

    Though they go mad they shall be sane,

    Though they sink through the sea they shall rise again;

    Though lovers be lost love shall not;

    And death shall have no dominion.

    And death shall have no dominion.

    Under the windings of the sea

    They lying long shall not die windily;

    Twisting on racks when sinews give way,

    Strapped to a wheel, yet they shall not break;

    Faith in their hands shall snap in two,

    And the unicorn evils run them through;

    Split all ends up they shan't crack;

    And death shall have no dominion.

    And death shall have no dominion.

    No more may gulls cry at their ears

    Or waves break loud on the seashores;

    Where blew a flower may a flower no more

    Lift its head to the blows of the rain;

    Though they be mad and dead as nails,

    Heads of the characters hammer through daisies;

    Break in the sun till the sun breaks down,

    And death shall have no dominion.

    -- Dylan Thomas

    October 30, 2007

  • What a strange little word this is!

    October 29, 2007

  • Well thank you, kind Sir!

    October 29, 2007

  • I presume tag searching will appear at some stage, John?

    October 27, 2007

  • Always think this word sounds kinda rude for some reason.

    October 27, 2007

  • Wasn't it fortuitous that John came up with the idea of Wordie?

    October 27, 2007

  • Your point being?

    October 27, 2007

  • I love this expression. Who is he, then?

    October 27, 2007

  • Isn't this a lovely little word?

    October 27, 2007

  • That has to be the ultimate earworm song!!

    October 24, 2007

  • Jings, chained_bear beat me to it!

    October 24, 2007

  • Glaswegian slang for "right bad one".

    October 23, 2007

  • Did you make this one up, reesetee?

    October 23, 2007

  • Possibly short for divvy.

    October 22, 2007

  • Often shortened to div, in my experience.

    October 22, 2007

  • Borborygmus?

    October 22, 2007

  • Is ratfink a subspecies?

    October 22, 2007

  • Total chaos, as usual! Isn't English wonderful?

    October 22, 2007

  • What, like xiphoid?

    October 21, 2007

  • As in xiphoid process.

    October 21, 2007

  • "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office." Aesop

    October 21, 2007

  • Now there's a fascinating concept.

    October 21, 2007

  • Really?

    October 21, 2007

  • Where on Earth does this word come from?

    October 21, 2007

  • Why has it taken so long for this word to appear? Always seems come before "supporter" doesn't it?

    October 21, 2007

  • This sounds much more elegant than a disease!

    October 15, 2007

  • OK, I've deleted the misspelling tag!

    October 15, 2007

  • We could all falsely geotag ourselves to make it look as if we live in much more exotic places than we do: like Albuquerque, for example.

    October 15, 2007

  • It's even invaded the patio!

    October 15, 2007

  • I tag all my photos in Flickr, so it has become a bit of a habit. I'm not sure if we'll ever geotag words in Wordie!

    October 15, 2007

  • As in "Your lupins, or your life!"

    October 15, 2007

  • My lawn consists largely of this!

    October 15, 2007

  • Also known as aquilegia.

    October 15, 2007

  • All becomes clear!

    October 15, 2007

  • And I, and a couple of others, thought it was spondulicks.

    October 15, 2007

  • Where on Earth does this fabulous word come from?

    Actually, see spondulics.

    October 15, 2007

  • As in "It's a Wonderful Life".

    October 14, 2007

  • Glad somebody said that! (giggling).

    October 14, 2007

  • I can read this word without thinking about The Who song.

    October 14, 2007

  • My wife tells me our 21 year old daughter uses the term slut for both sexes. Obviously, a generational thing.

    October 14, 2007

  • I guess most of you would say epitomize.

    October 14, 2007

  • When we were in Egypt they seemed to use the term Shisha pipe.

    October 14, 2007

  • I never came across this term when I studied anatomy---a subject that I hated, incidentally.

    October 14, 2007

  • Epitomised by The Godfather Trilogy.

    October 14, 2007

  • This brilliant little animated gif illustrates the less attractive aspects of typing.

    October 14, 2007

  • Martians???

    October 14, 2007

  • Whatever floats your boat!

    October 14, 2007

  • In the UK, as far as I know, we only eat mincemeat pies around Christmas.

    October 14, 2007

  • As in "gagging for it"?

    October 14, 2007

  • There seem to be multiple meanings for this word.

    October 14, 2007

  • Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?

    (Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?)

    October 14, 2007

  • Who's to say your previous pronunciation is wrong?

    October 14, 2007

  • Sounds like it should accompany bewitched, bothered and bewildered.

    October 14, 2007

  • Here's Priapus in Pompei.

    October 13, 2007

  • Does anyone remember The Milkybar Kid?

    October 13, 2007

  • One of the less popular Greek islands, perhaps?

    October 13, 2007

  • How poignant...

    October 13, 2007

  • As in "fair chuffed."

    October 13, 2007

  • I've always liked this word. The stuff is quite nice too.

    October 13, 2007

  • Where did this date come from? Nostradamus?

    October 13, 2007

  • Cute word.

    October 12, 2007

  • IE Applying tags. What did you think it meant?

    October 12, 2007

  • This is a brilliant concept. These are quality tags.

    To think that the whole English language could be reduced to these five simple categories!

    Atagging I will go....

    October 12, 2007

  • Flickr Weirdies of the World.

    I could tell you about it, but then I'd have to kill you.

    October 12, 2007


  • -- from Son of Groucho - (?)

    So why leave it to go to friggin' Ikea?

    October 12, 2007


  • -- from Son of Groucho - (?)

    October 12, 2007

  • You mean like friggin'?

    October 11, 2007

  • I love the term "minced oath"!

    October 11, 2007

  • I think it's a relation of betwixt, too!

    October 11, 2007

  • This is the same sort of word as amongst and amidst.

    October 11, 2007

  • What does "crufty" mean, or should one never ask that?

    October 10, 2007

  • This seems a strange word to list!

    October 10, 2007

  • What exactly is this?

    October 10, 2007

  • These are considered important enough to have their own Ministry:

    October 10, 2007

  • Funny!

    October 10, 2007

  • Correct.

    October 10, 2007

  • What a dinky little word.

    October 9, 2007

  • My daughter went to Tasmania and saw some of these.

    This is what they sound like. It's maybe not so difficult to see where the term "devil" comes from!

    October 9, 2007

  • You tell 'em, John. They are clearly "The Spawn of the Devil".

    October 9, 2007

  • The only way is up.

    October 8, 2007

  • What a splendid word this is!

    October 8, 2007

  • Or, in my case, more often incoherent!

    October 8, 2007

  • Should this be serendipity? I made the same mistake!

    October 8, 2007

  • A bit like a rant, I think.

    October 8, 2007

  • So this is how it is spelt!

    October 8, 2007

  • I am intrigued, apparently nobody has listed greasy thug!

    October 7, 2007

  • See "atopy". Related to angio-oedema.

    October 7, 2007

  • October 7, 2007

  • OOooooooo the timer sounds exciting!

    On a serious note, would it not be better to give the writer a chance to preview the comment?

    October 7, 2007

  • Politically correct is often abbreviated to "pc".

    October 7, 2007

  • Entertaining list!

    October 7, 2007

  • Atopic illnesses include asthma, hay fever, urticaria, and atopic eczema.

    October 7, 2007

  • On whether the Knights say this or "ni". Maybe we will never know.

    October 7, 2007

  • On whether the Knights say this or "nee".

    Sorry, I appear to have said this twice and can't delete it. Help, John, it's offending my obsessional brain!

    October 7, 2007

  • On whether the Knights say this or "nee".

    October 7, 2007

  • Spanish Inquisition sketch

    October 7, 2007

  • Thanks, brianbackman. Just noticed your excellent advice.

    October 7, 2007

  • Eh?

    October 7, 2007

  • There is a cheesemonger in Great Western Road in Glasgow.

    October 7, 2007

  • As in the Fish Slapping Dance.

    October 7, 2007

  • As in Monty Python.

    October 7, 2007

  • As in The Knights Who Say "Ni".

    October 7, 2007

  • Like "the comfy chair", part of the Spanish Inquisition sketch in Monty Python IE "Not the soft cushions!"

    October 6, 2007

  • There is a cheese monger in Great Western Road in Glasgow.

    October 6, 2007

  • This list is a bit non-pc. I am deeply shocked.

    October 6, 2007

  • Like Patella, this anatomical term sounds like a posh girl's name.

    October 6, 2007

  • There is something compulsive about tagging!

    October 6, 2007

  • Sarcasm is said to be the lowest form, but I quite like it!

    October 6, 2007

  • I am rather good at these: see "euphimism", for example.

    October 6, 2007

  • If you can't beat 'um, succumb!

    October 6, 2007

  • I am touched. This is a great idea for a list!

    October 6, 2007

  • I always think this sounds like something from Lord of the Rings.

    October 6, 2007

  • Reminds me of a Joni Mitchell song, but I can't remember which one!

    October 5, 2007

  • As in non-politically correct.

    October 5, 2007

  • I think Patella would be an upmarket sort of chick (to be non-pc for a moment).

    October 5, 2007

  • Sounds more like an exotic holiday destination than a bit of your pancreas.

    October 5, 2007

  • Should this not be metacarpal?

    October 5, 2007

  • More elegant than "kneecap", IMHO.

    October 5, 2007

  • This could become a classic Wordie page.

    October 5, 2007

  • I can't believe that a male Wordie is the first to list this.

    October 5, 2007

  • My wife tells me I am guilty of this.

    October 5, 2007

  • That's in the middle of England somewhere, isn't it?

    October 4, 2007

  • Not a description often applied to me, I'm afraid.

    October 4, 2007

  • Wee, sleekit, cowrin, tim'rous beastie,

    O, what a panic's in thy breastie!

    Thou need na start awa sae hasty

    Wi bickering brattle!

    I wad be laith to rin an' chase thee,

    Wi' murdering pattle.

    I'm truly sorry man's dominion

    Has broken Nature's social union,

    An' justifies that ill opinion

    Which makes thee startle

    At me, thy poor, earth born companion

    An' fellow mortal!

    I doubt na, whyles, but thou may thieve;

    What then? poor beastie, thou maun live!

    A daimen icker in a thrave

    'S a sma' request;

    I'll get a blessin wi' the lave,

    An' never miss't.

    Thy wee-bit housie, too, in ruin!

    It's silly wa's the win's are strewin!

    An' naething, now, to big a new ane,

    O' foggage green!

    An' bleak December's win's ensuin,

    Baith snell an' keen!

    Thou saw the fields laid bare an' waste,

    An' weary winter comin fast,

    An' cozie here, beneath the blast,

    Thou thought to dwell,

    Till crash! the cruel coulter past

    Out thro' thy cell.

    That wee bit heap o' leaves an' stibble,

    Has cost thee monie a weary nibble!

    Now thou's turned out, for a' thy trouble,

    But house or hald,

    To thole the winter's sleety dribble,

    An' cranreuch cauld.

    But Mousie, thou art no thy lane,

    In proving foresight may be vain:

    The best laid schemes o' mice an' men

    Gang aft agley,

    An' lea'e us nought but grief an' pain,

    For promis'd joy!

    Still thou are blest, compared wi' me!

    The present only toucheth thee:

    But och! I backward cast my e'e,

    On prospects drear!

    An' forward, tho' I canna see,

    I guess an' fear!

    October 4, 2007

  • This is a fine word.

    October 3, 2007

  • Well that's all of us told, isn't it?

    October 3, 2007

  • This plinth is shaped like King George IV of the UK.

    October 3, 2007

  • Almost always preceded by "fragrant".

    October 3, 2007

  • Is this the jocular equivalent of "dad dancing"?

    October 2, 2007

  • You are right. It is a misspelling. I am a bad person.

    October 1, 2007

  • What an excellent word!

    October 1, 2007

  • Ain't what it used to be.

    October 1, 2007

  • You do surprise me!

    October 1, 2007

  • No we didn't!

    October 1, 2007

  • "Brother word" of amidst.

    October 1, 2007

  • I love this word.

    September 27, 2007

  • From the Urban Dictionary.

    September 26, 2007

  • As in "That Obscure Object of Desire".

    September 22, 2007

  • When I was a medical student we had a totally psychopathic Professor of Medicine who was an expert on porphyria.

    September 22, 2007

  • You have a great Wordie name.

    September 20, 2007

  • A description to which I aspire.

    September 19, 2007

  • Even more old-fashioned than handsome.

    September 16, 2007

  • Such a charmingly old-fashioned word.

    September 16, 2007

  • This will get you nowhere.

    September 15, 2007

  • "All power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely." John Emerich Edward Dalberg Acton, 1st Baron Acton (1834 - 1902)

    September 9, 2007

  • "All power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely." John Emerich Edward Dalberg Acton, 1st Baron Acton (1834 - 1902)

    September 9, 2007

  • This guy was a rabble rouser.

    September 9, 2007

  • This is a wonderful word.

    September 7, 2007

  • Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,

    Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,

    To the last syllable of recorded time;

    And all our yesterdays have lighted fools

    The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!

    Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player

    That struts and frets his hour upon the stage

    And then is heard no more. It is a tale

    Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury

    Signifying nothing." — Macbeth (Act 5, Scene 5)

    September 6, 2007

  • Hero or Zero?

    September 6, 2007

  • "I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible you may be mistaken."

    September 5, 2007

  • Isn't quibble a lovely little word?

    August 27, 2007

  • As in "I'll meet you halfway."

    August 25, 2007

  • As in "fuzzy logic".

    August 24, 2007

  • I got this wrong too. Should only have one 'l' IE sibilant.

    August 19, 2007

  • Noted.

    August 18, 2007

  • Stuff I tell my dentist I use regularly, but I really don't.

    August 18, 2007

  • Spotted a cheese monger's shop in Glasgow the other day!

    August 18, 2007

  • I must confess to a propensity to dawdle.

    August 7, 2007

  • August 6, 2007

  • The collective noun for beauties.

    August 5, 2007

  • Is there such a word as ruly? It seems there is!

    August 5, 2007

  • I always want to spell this "uggly". Does this make me a bad person?

    August 3, 2007

  • Here's an example of an interloper.

    July 31, 2007

  • Irish word pronounced "crack". See reference here.

    July 30, 2007

  • Then, of course, there is shag pile (as in carpet).

    July 21, 2007

  • I'm sure I came across this one in the Charlie Brown (Peanuts) cartoons.

    July 2, 2007

  • Some say this should be "wi-fi" like "hi-fi", but I think the non-hyphenated version is commoner.

    June 28, 2007

  • Rubbish!

    June 27, 2007

  • We had a cat called this once.

    June 27, 2007

  • Absolutely!

    June 27, 2007

  • As in the

    June 27, 2007

  • As in the dead variety.

    June 27, 2007

  • What a great word. So useful too!

    June 27, 2007

  • As in "Not the soft cushion!".

    June 27, 2007

  • As in "Not the comfy chair!"

    June 27, 2007

  • I always feel this word should have just one 'r'. Does anyone else agree?

    June 24, 2007

  • This is my favourite tomb:


    -- from Son of Groucho - (?)

    June 23, 2007

  • I wonder if it is symptomatic of our cynical age that so few people list this word?

    June 23, 2007

  • From urban dicitonary

    June 22, 2007

  • I think you may have a point.

    June 9, 2007

  • "Die reinste freude ist die schadenfreude."

    May 31, 2007

  • I like the expression "conspicuous by its absence", but some may regard it as a cliché.

    May 26, 2007

  • Don't you think this is such a discreet word?

    May 26, 2007

  • Isn't it strange that nobody had listed this word?

    May 26, 2007

  • Isn't it surprising that when I was the first person to list kangeroo 15 people had already listed marsupial?

    May 26, 2007

  • Who could forget Skippy the bush kangeroo?

    May 26, 2007

  • Perfectly describes my handwriting.

    May 22, 2007

  • Fits in with one of my obsessions.

    May 22, 2007

  • What's the third one?

    May 21, 2007

  • The road to here is paved with good intentions.

    May 20, 2007

  • I note some spell this gaffe.

    May 19, 2007

  • I love Alanis's lyrics.

    May 9, 2007

  • Or, even better, flickr.

    May 7, 2007

  • Most hussies are wanton in my experience.

    May 7, 2007

  • As in wanton hussy.

    May 7, 2007

  • I'm sure both spellings would be acceptable to most people, although ninjawords and dictionary.com both seem to favour "thingy".

    May 6, 2007

  • "This is the way the world ends

    This is the way the world ends

    This is the way the world ends

    Not with a bang but a whimper."

    From "The Hollow Men" by TS Eliot.

    May 5, 2007

  • This activity is sometimes frowned upon.

    May 4, 2007

  • "Many a true word spoken in jest."

    May 1, 2007

  • One of my many faults....

    April 30, 2007

  • Not to be confused with cue.

    April 29, 2007

  • Not to be confused with queue.

    April 29, 2007

  • As in "Makes Ben Hur look like an epic".

    April 28, 2007

  • I heard the Head of IT for the (British) National Health Service use this "word" on the radio last night. In fact he used it twice. What a tosser!

    April 27, 2007

  • Fabulous piece of verse!

    April 26, 2007

  • There's a great restaurant in Barcelona called Taxidermista: it's in a former taxidermist's premises.

    April 26, 2007

  • I love this word.

    April 25, 2007

  • How about Jesus_ate_my_hamster?

    April 25, 2007

  • Good idea for a list!

    April 24, 2007

  • Example of a funicular railway in Capri, Italy.

    April 20, 2007

  • Nice to meet you. I am intrigued to find you are the first person to list teuchter.

    April 20, 2007

  • Here's a sample.

    April 19, 2007

  • Isn't this a great word?

    April 18, 2007

  • As in Moog synthesizer.

    April 18, 2007

  • Nemo me impune lacessit.

    April 18, 2007

  • My wife is a school teacher. Her withering look is a major class control tool.

    April 18, 2007

  • For a minute, I thought you meant clique. I've never heard of a cleek!

    April 16, 2007

  • "It's frothy man" (See Cresta on this page).

    April 16, 2007

  • As well he might be....

    April 15, 2007

  • A friend on Flickr heard this monstrosity in a meeting. Interestingly, another Flickr friend heard it used during a conference call the same week. Worrying isn't it?

    April 15, 2007

  • For example, see here.

    April 14, 2007

  • Not that I have one, of course....

    April 14, 2007

  • Fascinating stuff!

    April 11, 2007

  • A good example of a saying that I've never heard said is "Jings! Crivens! Help ma boab!" I have no idea what it means....

    April 10, 2007

  • This shocking example was found at the top of the Eiffel Tower in Paris.

    April 10, 2007

  • What on Earth are you talking about?

    April 9, 2007

  • Now that is a classic Abaraxas comment!

    April 9, 2007

  • Isn't it interesting that currently almost twice as many people are listing dystopia compared with utopia?

    A sign of the times, perhaps?

    April 9, 2007

  • This is what I'd like to be instead of an endomorph.

    April 9, 2007

  • I'm not one of these---I'm an endomorph.

    April 9, 2007

  • I think I'm one of these.

    April 9, 2007

  • Nice name, dude!

    April 8, 2007

  • Nice link: thanks!

    April 8, 2007

  • Something that I am not beyond!

    April 8, 2007

  • Excellent newspeak word!

    April 8, 2007

  • Something of which I don't have enough!

    April 8, 2007

  • As in "Don't get your knickers in a twist".

    April 1, 2007

  • As in "Don't get you knickers in a twist".

    April 1, 2007

  • Probably preferable to foon.

    April 1, 2007

  • Burping or belching are briefer and better.

    April 1, 2007

  • We Scots tend to use the equivalent word "ned".

    April 1, 2007

  • Acronym for "non-educated delinquent". Scottish equivalent of "chav".

    April 1, 2007

  • As in persistent vegetative state.

    April 1, 2007

  • Discovered you through "dwam". Are you Scottish by any chance?

    April 1, 2007

  • Isn't this a great word? It means a trance-like state, but it wasn't defined as such, even in the Urban Dictionary. I've submitted a definition.

    April 1, 2007

  • Me too! :)

    March 28, 2007

  • My wife says I did this this morning----but I can't remember why!

    March 28, 2007

  • OOooooooooooo....

    March 27, 2007

  • Raring to go!

    March 26, 2007

  • Many thanks, uselessness. I got lots of nice presents!

    March 25, 2007

  • I prefer zilch.

    March 25, 2007

  • This is a word that I made up yesterday.

    March 23, 2007

  • Mine today. Woopee!

    March 21, 2007

  • In Scotland I think the variant blether is more commonly used.

    March 20, 2007

  • Didn't realise that this is a variant of blather.

    March 20, 2007

  • "Parting is such sweet sorrow."

    March 18, 2007

  • Or, indeed, hypotonic.

    March 18, 2007

  • And I was sure I'd be the first to list this one!

    March 15, 2007

  • Any port in a storm!

    March 14, 2007

  • Isn't this a wonderful word?

    March 11, 2007

  • This is the only bone that I have fractured (so far).

    March 10, 2007

  • I really must compliment you on your Wordie name!

    March 7, 2007

  • "And if I ever lose my mouth, all my teeth: north and south."

    March 3, 2007

  • It's the middle of the day here! A little grossness is good for the soul!

    March 3, 2007

  • We Scots would call this a pluke.

    March 3, 2007

  • Scottish slang for what the Americans call a zit.

    March 3, 2007

  • How did I know I would find you here, Abraxas?

    March 3, 2007

  • How about "family jewels"?

    March 3, 2007

  • Interestingly (?), this is an anagram of Britney Spears, which seems totally inappropriate!

    February 25, 2007

  • I always have difficulty with stationary and stationery.

    February 25, 2007

  • Then there's "trouser snake".....

    February 25, 2007

  • Not a virtue that I possess!

    February 24, 2007

  • Hilarious! Is your dog still alive?

    February 24, 2007

  • "Tiger, tiger burning bright..."

    February 18, 2007

  • Thanks!

    February 18, 2007

  • Interesting idea for a list.

    February 18, 2007

  • This is my favourite owl.

    February 17, 2007

  • How about this one?

    February 17, 2007

  • That's clever!

    February 17, 2007

  • I believe this is short for "quasi-autonomous non-governmental organisation".

    February 17, 2007

  • How about drongo? This has another meaning (see Urban Dictionary), but it is a bird as well!

    Tit is another bird name.

    February 13, 2007

  • ....he ejaculated.

    February 11, 2007

  • Thanks for the comments folks!

    @seanahan: Woops!

    February 10, 2007

  • Thanks for the comments.

    I hope you feel better for that, Abraxas. BTW I agree about texting!

    February 10, 2007

  • "What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money." Henny Youngman.

    February 10, 2007

  • "Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps you in touch with your children." J Paul Getty.

    February 10, 2007

  • This is a useful, nay essential, list!

    How about "you didn't"

    February 10, 2007

  • "Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be." Rita Rudner.

    February 10, 2007

  • "To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war." Winston Churchill. Bush and Blair please note.

    February 10, 2007

  • A bit like "friendly fire".

    February 10, 2007

  • Greetings my friend!

    February 10, 2007

  • This website claims to show the frequency with which a given word is used in a large list of words (86,800 to be precise).

    February 9, 2007

  • Similar to dunderheid.

    February 8, 2007

  • For definition see Urban Dictionary. Scottish version of dunderhead.

    February 8, 2007

  • Apparently, the first recorded use of this word was in 1907 in an American comic book. The cover featured a buxom young lady with the name Miss Blinda Blurb. Blurb became the term for the eye-catching advertisement on a book jacket.

    February 8, 2007

  • How about "I personally"?

    This is a great list.

    February 8, 2007

  • I well remember the metal kazoo I had as a child.

    February 8, 2007

  • This is actually a word I use far too often!

    February 7, 2007

  • As in "The mind boggles!".

    February 7, 2007

  • As in "Yay or nay?"

    February 6, 2007

  • Urban Dictionary has the definition.

    February 5, 2007

  • Why not visit "Home for Gnomes", my Flickr Group?

    February 5, 2007

  • As in free-floating anxiety.

    February 3, 2007

  • My favourite Muppet.

    January 31, 2007

  • Then there's "Ain't No Sunshine When She's Gone".

    January 29, 2007

  • Are you sure you don't mean avulsion?

    January 29, 2007

  • Does the word gruntled exist?

    January 29, 2007

  • Yep! Great idea for a list.

    January 28, 2007

  • Thanks Abraxas. I realised the mistake I'd made afterwards, but since the policy is to keep the site text-only I won't try again!

    January 28, 2007

  • Well, that is interesting:

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/sonofgroucho/364865502/

    But mine didn't seem to work!

    January 28, 2007

  • What, you mean as in feckless?

    January 28, 2007

  • Does anybody know what a feck is?

    January 28, 2007

  • See the Urban Dictionary for definition.

    January 28, 2007

  • For definition see the Urban Dictionary

    January 28, 2007

  • As in "Cogito ergo sum".

    January 25, 2007

  • As in the Fickle Finger of Fate.

    January 22, 2007

  • Isn't a knowledge of Latin a wonderful thing?

    January 21, 2007

  • The Chrysler Building is still my favourite skyscraper.

    January 21, 2007

  • Brilliant list. You have a real gift!

    January 21, 2007

  • Thanks for introducing me to this lovely word.

    January 21, 2007

  • This is practically unknown in Scotland!

    January 21, 2007

  • As in "Good Golly, Miss Molly!".

    January 21, 2007

  • Are all these names equally suitable for dogs, cats and fish?

    January 18, 2007

  • The Urban Dictionary has a definition of glaikit.

    January 18, 2007

  • How could a true Scotsman not include this?

    January 18, 2007

  • How could a true Scotsman not include this?

    January 18, 2007

  • The Urban Dictionary has a definition of nyaff.

    January 18, 2007

  • You have my deepest sympathy. I could tick quite a few of those boxes myself!

    January 17, 2007

  • Or solarization, as some would say.

    January 16, 2007

  • This list is a hoot!

    January 16, 2007

  • As in "Half a bee, philosophically, must, ipso facto, half not be." From Eric the Half A Bee by the Monty Python team:

    Half a bee, philosophically, must, ipso facto, half not be.

    But half the bee

    has got to be,

    vis a vis

    its entity - do you see?

    But can a bee

    be said to be

    or not to be

    an entire bee

    when half the bee

    is not a bee

    due to some ancient injury?

    Singing...

    La dee dee, 1 2 3,

    Eric the half a bee.

    A B C D E F G,

    Eric the half a bee.

    Is this retched demi-bee,

    half asleep upon my knee,

    some freak from a menagerie?

    No! It's Eric the half a bee.

    Fiddle dee dum,

    Fiddle dee dee,

    Eric the half bee.

    Ho ho ho,

    Tee hee hee,

    Eric the half a bee.

    I love this hive employee-ee-ee (with buzzing in background)

    bisected accidentally

    one summer afternoon by me

    I love him carnally.

    He loves him carnally... (together)

    ...semi-carnally

    (spoken)

    The end

    January 16, 2007

  • Greetings from an extremely driech West of Scotland.

    January 13, 2007

  • Isn't this a fabulous word. Perfectly describes the weather we're having in the West of Scotland just now!

    January 13, 2007

  • "Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought." Henri Bergson

    January 11, 2007

  • "Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought." Henri Bergson

    January 11, 2007

  • Is this the film you mean?

    January 11, 2007

  • Should this not be "bahookie": Scottish slang for backside/ bottom?

    I suppose the spelling of a word like this is controversial since it's rarely written down!

    January 8, 2007

  • Indeed!

    January 7, 2007

  • ....and it's more extrovert twin "exogenous".

    January 7, 2007

  • I like this word, but I've got no idea what it means!

    January 7, 2007

  • Then, of course, there's doomsday.

    January 7, 2007

  • As in "spawn of Satan".

    January 7, 2007

  • Why didn't I think of this first?

    January 7, 2007

  • The derived word grotty is another good one.

    January 7, 2007

  • Short for "grotesque", I believe.

    January 7, 2007

  • This links in well with my favourite word "satisfied".

    January 7, 2007

  • Hi there from sunny Scotland (well, not really)!

    January 6, 2007

  • How about Auchtermuchty and Auchenshuggle (both in Scotland)?

    January 6, 2007

  • Bearing in mind that a fag is generally taken to mean a cigarette in the UK.

    January 6, 2007

  • For those unfamiliar with the word wheech.

    January 5, 2007

  • Welcome BOP. Nice to see a friendly "face" in this strange place.

    January 5, 2007

  • I blame it on the boogie.

    January 5, 2007

  • As in "Jings! Crivens! Help ma boab!".

    January 2, 2007

  • As in "Jings! Crivens! Help ma boab!".

    January 2, 2007

  • Surely one of the most unpleasant words in the English language?

    January 2, 2007

  • Great to meet you brandelion: on Flickr as well as this strange place!

    January 1, 2007

  • "The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary." H.L. Mencken.

    January 1, 2007

  • Thanks to stpeter for introducing me to this word: a state that I am very unlikely ever to achieve!

    January 1, 2007

  • Excellent word.

    December 31, 2006

  • Maybe being pedantic is not necessarily a bad thing? Pedantry has just had a bad press in the past.

    December 31, 2006

  • I wonder why this word is so popular?

    December 31, 2006

  • Ha Ha!

    December 30, 2006

  • As in "plucked from obscurity".

    December 30, 2006

  • As in "drop-dead gorgeous".

    December 30, 2006

  • I have a similar list: "Beautiful Words For Unpleasant Things".

    December 30, 2006

  • This is a brilliant palindrome.

    December 30, 2006

  • You winsome, you losesome!

    December 30, 2006

  • "The word 'honour' in the mouth of Mr Webster is like the word 'love' in the mouth of a whore". Ralph Waldo Emerson of Daniel Webster, US politician.

    December 29, 2006

  • "A modest little man with much to be modest about." Winston Churchill of Clement Atlee.

    December 29, 2006

  • How about "jings", or is it only we Scots that use it?

    December 28, 2006

  • I'm not sure this is a real word. Seen in the window of a down-market bookshop: "Sale for Remerchandising".

    December 26, 2006

  • I refer, of course, to "The Dong With The Luminous Nose".

    December 26, 2006

  • See also utilize. It's just as bad.

    December 25, 2006

  • I was going to put in a reference to the Greed Is Good speech from Wall Street, but it seems Gordon Gekko didn't actually say "Greed is Good."

    December 24, 2006

  • Thanks, seanahan, that's interesting.

    December 24, 2006

  • I think it's surprising that anyone finds a list like this offensive. I can accept that these words could be combined into sentences that some would find offensive, but I agree with Lampbane that forbidding a list such as this would set a most unwelcome precedent.

    December 23, 2006

  • Politics: "A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles"

    December 21, 2006

  • "Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what they think you want to hear" Alan Coren.

    December 21, 2006

  • History: "An account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools."

    December 21, 2006

  • Interestingly, as far as I can see, "ept" does not exist, although some Wordies have listed it!

    December 21, 2006

  • It is baffling to find that I am currently the only Wordie to list "baffling"!

    December 21, 2006

  • "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Queen.

    December 21, 2006

  • Money can't buy back your youth when you're old

    Or a friend when you're lonesome or a love that's grown cold;

    The wealthiest person is a pauper at times

    Compared to the man with a satisfied mind.

    When life is over, my time has run out,

    My friends and my loved ones I'll leave, there's no doubt.

    But one thing for certain, when it comes my time,

    I'll leave this old world with a satisfied mind.

    J. H. "Red" Hayes & Jack Rhodes

    Sung by Jeff Buckley.

    December 19, 2006

  • "Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war."

    December 18, 2006

  • The automated Shakespearean Insult Generator is a work of genius (obviously).

    December 18, 2006

  • Did Bush actually say all of these, or are you just making them (or some of them) up? Hilarious, anyway!

    December 14, 2006

  • "As love without esteem is capricious and volatile; esteem without love is languid and cold." Jonathan Swift.

    December 11, 2006

  • If by Rudyard Kipling

    If you can keep your head when all about you

    Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;

    If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,

    But make allowance for their doubting too;

    If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,

    Or, being lied about, don't deal in lies,

    Or, being hated, don't give way to hating,

    And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise;

    If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;

    If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;

    If you can meet with triumph and disaster

    And treat those two imposters just the same;

    If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken

    Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,

    Or watch the things you gave your life to broken,

    And stoop and build 'em up with wornout tools;

    If you can make one heap of all your winnings

    And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,

    And lose, and start again at your beginnings

    And never breath a word about your loss;

    If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew

    To serve your turn long after they are gone,

    And so hold on when there is nothing in you

    Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on";

    If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,

    Or walk with kings - nor lose the common touch;

    If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;

    If all men count with you, but none too much;

    If you can fill the unforgiving minute

    With sixty seconds' worth of distance run -

    Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,

    And - which is more - you'll be a Man my son.

    December 11, 2006

  • How do you know it's the longest word in English with just one vowel? I'm sure you're right.

    Love your little image.

    December 10, 2006

  • The Dead by Billy Collins

    The dead are always looking down on us, they say.

    while we are putting on our shoes or making a sandwich,

    they are looking down through the glass-bottom boats of heaven

    as they row themselves slowly through eternity.

    They watch the tops of our heads moving below on earth,

    and when we lie down in a field or on a couch,

    drugged perhaps by the hum of a warm afternoon,

    they think we are looking back at them,

    which makes them lift their oars and fall silent

    and wait, like parents, for us to close our eyes.

    December 10, 2006

  • Men at My Father's Funeral by William Matthews

    The ones his age who shook my hand

    on their way out sent fear along

    my arm like heroin. These weren't

    men mute about their feelings,

    or what's a body language for?

    and I, the glib one, who'd stood

    with my back to my father's body

    and praised the heart that attacked him?

    I'd made my stab at elegy,

    the flesh made word: the very spit

    in my mouth was sour with ruth

    and eloquence. What could be worse?

    Silence, the anthem of my father's

    new country. And thus this babble,

    like a dial tone, from our bodies.

    December 10, 2006

  • Because She Would Ask Me Why I Loved Her

    by Christopher Brennan (1870-1932)

    If questioning would make us wise

    No eyes would ever gaze in eyes;

    If all our tale were told in speech

    No mouths would wander each to each.

    Were spirits free from mortal mesh

    And love not bound in hearts of flesh

    No aching breasts would yearn to meet

    And find their ecstasy complete.

    For who is there that lives and knows

    The secret powers by which he grows?

    Were knowledge all, what were our need

    To thrill and faint and sweetly bleed?

    Then seek not, sweet, the "If" and "Why"

    I love you now until I die.

    For I must love because I live

    And life in me is what you give.

    December 10, 2006

  • "Oh, wouldn't the world seem dull and flat

    With nothing whatever to grumble at?" WS Gilbert.

    December 10, 2006

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