A list of 27 words by sionnach.
- as useful as a feather duster in a snowstormwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- as useful as a solar-powered flashlightwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- as useful as a holeless asswas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- as useful as discussing the odds on sunrise tomorrowwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- as useful as a bus pass in the mojavewas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- as useful as a pork pie in a synagoguewas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- as useful as a condom machine in the vaticanwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- as useful as the swiss navywas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- as useful as britney spears on a babysitting jobwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- as useful as a pickpocket in a nudist colonywas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- as useful as a wooden frying panwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- as useful as handlebars on a surfboardwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- as useful as perfume to a hogwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- as useful as whistling psalms to a dead horsewas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- as useful as an accordion on the battlefieldwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- as useful as a hedgehog in a condom factorywas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- as useful as a ham sandwich to a drowning rabbitwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- as useful as windshield wipers on a submarinewas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- as useful as a one-armed jugglerwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- as useful as tits on a bullwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- as useful as a marzipan dildowas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- as useful as a fart in a spacecraftwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- as useful as stevie wonder at a beauty contestwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- as useful as a screen-door on a submarinewas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- as useful as a one-legged man at an ass-kicking contestwas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- as useful as an ashtray on a motorbikewas added by sionnach and appears on just this list
- as useful as a chocolate teapotwas added by sionnach and appears on 2 lists
bilby commented on the list comparative-utility
Yay!
December 11, 2007
reesetee commented on the list comparative-utility
Double yay! Wooden frying pan?
December 11, 2007
uselessness commented on the list comparative-utility
How about as useful as a solar-powered flashlight?
December 11, 2007
chained_bear commented on the list comparative-utility
This reminds me of some variant of the "woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle" quotation. Also of three-dollar bills.
December 12, 2007
bilby commented on the list comparative-utility
unnötig wie ein Kropf!
January 4, 2008
Prolagus commented on the list comparative-utility
One that is popular in Italy is as useful as a holeless ass.
October 11, 2008
dontcry commented on the list comparative-utility
as useful as a one-armed paper hanger?
October 11, 2008
sionnach commented on the list comparative-utility
I guess it's only a matter of time until I get objections from Britney and Stevie Wonder.
October 21, 2008
chained_bear commented on the list comparative-utility
HA HA HA!!! Pro, that's the best I ever heard!
Sionnach, take heart. Wouldn't it be pretty awesome if Stevie Wonder and Britney Spears found your humble list via Google or some such, and started a Wordie account to argue with you? Come on. That prospect's worth a cupcake, at least.
October 21, 2008
bilby commented on the list comparative-utility
... as a sundial in London.
January 13, 2009
Telofy commented on the list comparative-utility
The Blackadder classic “as useful as a barber's shop on the steps of a guillotine�? is missing.
November 10, 2009
wordle commented on the list comparative-utility
As useful as a steering wheel on a train?
September 23, 2022
wordle commented on the list comparative-utility
As useful as a square wheel?
September 23, 2022
wordle commented on the list comparative-utility
As useful as shoes for a snake
September 23, 2022
wordle commented on the list comparative-utility
Glow in the dark suit for a Ninja
September 24, 2022