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  • I agree with tel -- the spacing isn't appropriate for matching up the pronouncer with the pronunciation. Sorry to be negative. Here's a laugh to balance things out: :-o

    December 30, 2009

  • I suffered through this film just the other night. I was not amused.

    December 30, 2009

  • *wonders what the limit on the number of pronunciations will be*

    December 30, 2009

  • Hmmm... I'd have to be standing on my roof for it to be effective. Maybe I could salt the birds...

    December 30, 2009

  • Ditto - but it doesn't terrify me. Mild angina, at best.

    December 30, 2009

  • Now it just sounds like one of those blanket-wrap-things for Chirstmas.

    December 30, 2009

  • This sounds like one of those blanket-wrap-things...

    December 30, 2009

  • I know. Sometimes I can't remember the names of people I haven't met and it irritates the hell out of me ;-)

    Here's a funny story about remembering (let's see if I remember how it goes):

    My grandfather, who was at the time, about 90 years old, came out of the kitchen shaking his head. My aunt (with whom he lived) asked him what was wrong. He said,

    "I put the bread in that contraption in the kitchen...you know, with the slots (and he makes a motion with his hands going down like karate chops) and then the bread pops up (and he makes two fists with thumbs up and he whistles, twice) -- what's that called?"

    My aunt said: "You mean the toaster, Daddy?"

    My grandfather walked away from her saying, "Toaster....toaster....toaster."

    My aunt then asked: What are you doing Dad?" To which my grandfather replied: "I heard on the TV that if you repeat a word three times, you'll always remember it."

    And he always did.

    So, there you have it. Solution to your memory problem, t.

    December 30, 2009

  • I'm gonna need a moment.

    December 30, 2009

  • Ooops... too late.

    December 30, 2009

  • Done!

    December 30, 2009

  • It certainly would have a kick to it! *wonders if there's a market for grappa Fanta in Italy* PRO!!!!!

    December 30, 2009

  • yarb - I think you can pick up a pair at the nearest hardware store. *snort*

    December 30, 2009

  • Make mine a grape Fanta.

    December 30, 2009

  • Haaaayyyyy... salt might be the trick to the ice floe problem...

    December 30, 2009

  • Or crumbs.

    December 30, 2009

  • See skulldiggery.

    December 30, 2009

  • See clowndigger.

    December 30, 2009

  • We hardley knew ye.

    December 30, 2009

  • I was just thinking: you know how you hate it when you can't remember something you should? I can't remember the last time that happened to me.

    December 30, 2009

  • Har! Hey... *runs to get microphone*

    December 30, 2009

  • I'm sorry, have we met?

    December 30, 2009

  • I'm sorry, what was the subject?

    December 29, 2009

  • We need more nom-nom nominations...

    December 29, 2009

  • Not remembering is far worse than not knowing.

    December 29, 2009

  • I dig clowns. They're far-out.

    December 29, 2009

  • which - I like to do that as well. It's like making your own soft-serve. I only do it with plain ice creams, though -- not with chunky ones.

    December 29, 2009

  • Day-yum...

    December 29, 2009

  • Wow. Bilby, a Snuggie is a blanket you wear. It's for people who can't figure out how to wrap a blanket around themselves without trapping their own arms...

    December 29, 2009

  • Lifer, short...

    December 29, 2009

  • PU, because I often work on publications/promotions that are prepared many months in advance of their actual release date, I'm usually a good 6 months ahead of the times. I've been known to put Christmas music on and turn the a/c way down in July to get in the 'mood' to write for the up-coming season... It's all just a state of mind, dude. Flex it!

    December 28, 2009

  • Here's what I'm saying to those wingnuts on my roof: You're fired!

    December 28, 2009

  • *runs to check*

    Nope. Just some silver paint chips, sticks, leaves, and bird poop.

    December 27, 2009

  • I'm thinking that Mr. Funk's intention was to honor words with the most beautiful definitions or sentiments of the time - not the words with the most beautiful pronunciations. Either way, I disagree with his list.

    December 27, 2009

  • Sorry, no. My books have always been a place for me to go to escape from day-to-day realities of time and place.

    December 27, 2009

  • Hmmm... Seriously?

    December 27, 2009

  • Wow.

    December 27, 2009

  • I do not wave or fry them. I just put them in the toaster oven on what I think is a reasonable amount of time for just-buttery-crispness, then invariably, they burn...

    December 27, 2009

  • I had myself one!

    December 27, 2009

  • Not it.

    December 27, 2009

  • A glacier just slid off my roof, hit the cellar door and shook the entire house to the rafters. I thought those wingnuts on my roof were supposed to stop that from happening...

    December 26, 2009

  • I'll get the ball rolling. I nominate spaghetti.

    December 26, 2009

  • I love your enthusiasm!

    December 26, 2009

  • Underscores look more like jimmies to me.

    December 24, 2009

  • I can do the shopping, I just can't post 'em...somewhere in my pictures folder is Oolong in a Leaning Tower of Pisa hat...

    December 24, 2009

  • What nuts?

    December 24, 2009

  • There's only one rule for flippin' nuts: There are no rules.

    December 23, 2009

  • Why, why, why do I always burn my croissant?

    December 23, 2009

  • I-scream, you-scream, we all-scream for ice-cream!

    December 23, 2009

  • I've heard of duck pins, but penguin pins?? That's flippin' nuts!

    December 23, 2009

  • This "guy" had a list or his name had something to do with superfluous hyphenating....he/she was funny-serious about it.

    December 23, 2009

  • There was a wordie who had issues with hyphens, as I remember. It was pretty funny. Can't remember who, though...

    December 23, 2009

  • I loved that show! The writing was excellent.

    December 23, 2009

  • Whichbe - it sounds like you are riding up on a horse just before -- and away just after -- your pronunciations here. Gives them something of a Monty Python flair!

    December 22, 2009

  • Cacciatore.

    December 22, 2009

  • HAR!

    December 21, 2009

  • Very interesting, ptero! Did not know that. I like the, gulp, Sinatra version best!

    I would sat that's a song rather than a carol -- but I'm not sure why.

    December 21, 2009

  • I perfectly poached egg is delightful.

    December 21, 2009

  • I don't find this line patronizing at all. I much prefer a 'merry little Christmas' to, well, almost any other kind.

    December 21, 2009

  • test

    December 20, 2009

  • Is this like shoeflypie?

    December 19, 2009

  • Huh?

    December 18, 2009

  • *snort*

    December 17, 2009

  • My kids said "sketties" when they were littles.

    December 17, 2009

  • Me neither, too...since yesterday.

    December 17, 2009

  • "Who's the narc?" HAR!

    December 16, 2009

  • A cadaver that is conscious? Wow. The un-dead have reached a whole new level of...un-deadness.

    December 16, 2009

  • Yes, we say frick and frack. Sometimes we say "Mutt & Jeff" also.

    December 16, 2009

  • Very poor spamming technique. *porch judge holds up scorecard with big fat goose egg*

    December 15, 2009

  • Shut-up?

    December 15, 2009

  • Thanks, Milo. Give me a ring.

    December 15, 2009

  • Beautiful! Thanks for sharing!

    December 15, 2009

  • Wow! I haven't heard anyone use oaktag in what's got to be 30 years! Are people still using it? And gator board?

    December 14, 2009

  • As an education major, a parent and a PTA President (in that order) I have one thing to say: I love teachers!

    December 14, 2009

  • Better weight loss plan: let your ex go and be rid of 200 pounds permanently.

    December 14, 2009

  • I stole this from Steve Martin, of course.

    December 13, 2009

  • This seriously needs a pronunciation...

    December 13, 2009

  • I don't know what has happened, but wordnik isn't working for me anymore. Nothing updates, my list additions don't show up, I don't think anyone will even be able to read this...but I'm sending it out any way... It's no fun now.

    December 13, 2009

  • HAR!

    December 13, 2009

  • *snort*

    December 13, 2009

  • Then it becomes horko horko.

    December 13, 2009

  • Like palooka on pasta.

    December 13, 2009

  • Don't feel bad for the Watergate, use. They do quite well.

    December 12, 2009

  • Maybe Grant was referring to brown rice...

    December 12, 2009

  • I think there is, should be, a difference between controlling the environment in a classroom (or office or subway car, etc.) and controlling the people in those venues. I think nearly everyone appreciates a safe, pleasant atmosphere but almost no one appreciates being controlled... I like the sort of old-fashioned idea of reward and punishment being a group activity (when the group is homogenous, such as a class at school) - in that the group is only as good or bad as the best or worst of them. This encourages a group to police itself and the leader can take on the role of moderator.

    December 12, 2009

  • Aaarrrggghh!

    December 12, 2009

  • try to find it on the list...

    December 12, 2009

  • try to find it on my list...

    December 12, 2009

  • Mwa.

    December 12, 2009

  • *snort!*

    December 12, 2009

  • Thanks, pleth! I'll give it a try. *scared...*

    December 11, 2009

  • Well, now I have to "F5" all the time in order to see updated comments...

    December 11, 2009

  • So is my gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater!

    December 11, 2009

  • When I logged on this morning it was still stuck on the same spot. I hit F5 and it updated. I wonder why it got stuck -- never happened before. How do you clear a cache? (That sounds like the set-up for a joke!) I use a PC, Vista, explorer...

    December 11, 2009

  • I read this about 10 hours ago as the top comment and it still is.

    "11 minutes ago, on eddma23's profile , eddma23 said

    “ sewing equipments

    birds…” more… "

    December 11, 2009

  • Zeitgeist is not updating today 12-10-09.

    December 11, 2009

  • Pretty please...?

    December 10, 2009

  • I'm a pretty decent whistler, but I'm still waiting for my microphone... *checks porch again*

    December 10, 2009

  • I have faith in you, pleth!

    December 10, 2009

  • Whew! I was afraid we lost you in the move. I miss your fresh and clever contributions!

    December 9, 2009

  • Accckk!

    December 9, 2009

  • Not if you can't get it past your stomach...

    December 9, 2009

  • *snort*

    December 9, 2009

  • Bamboo. Definintely bamboo.

    December 9, 2009

  • Sounds like a denture product...

    December 9, 2009

  • *snort*

    December 9, 2009

  • I can get you a photo of Oolong balancing the Leaning Tower of Pisa on his head if you want...

    December 8, 2009

  • pleth -- where are you????

    December 8, 2009

  • It's like a giant "under-the-bed."

    December 8, 2009

  • You had me at *snort*

    December 8, 2009

  • whichbe, I accept! Thank you. *runs to porch to await delivery* *clears throat*

    December 7, 2009

  • What couch? Is John in therapy? He probably has latent wordie issues. I hope this kad can help him -- although, she seems confused about who she really is...

    December 7, 2009

  • I'll make this easy for you: don't eat ramen.

    December 6, 2009

  • Pro - you have the cutest voice!

    December 6, 2009

  • Mangia!

    December 5, 2009

  • I REALLY need a microphone! You've all done it so well, but I want to add my pronunciation... wah! *goes to porch to pout* *and swing* *and rock*

    December 5, 2009

  • Yay!

    December 5, 2009

  • With paprika 'course!

    December 5, 2009

  • *snort*

    and

    *whinnie*

    December 5, 2009

  • mr dontcry has a 1971 Nova in My Garage. He has formed a band of friends, the "Nova Knights" for "Nova Night" - each Friday night in My Garage. They are supposed to be working on rebuilding the old rustbucket -- I mean the classic car... I get the feeling that I will never be able to park My Car in My Garage... *wah*

    December 5, 2009

  • It's sarted and ready to go!

    December 5, 2009

  • Can someone please pass the sauce...

    December 5, 2009

  • "car a mull" is straight out.

    December 5, 2009

  • I'll take a prolager please. Pass the nuts.

    December 5, 2009

  • He's bad news, that Chad.

    December 5, 2009

  • That short spaghetti would be the twirling challenge of all time!

    December 5, 2009

  • You're right -- It IS bopped!

    *bonks self on head*

    December 4, 2009

  • Nutella: neat

    Whiskey: hork

    December 4, 2009

  • We've always said boinking, not bonking for sex. If you hit someone on the head, say with a rubber mallet, à la whack-a-mole, that would be bonking. Remember Little Bunny Foo-Foo?

    Little Bunny Foo-Foo

    Walking through the for - est

    Picking up the field mice

    And bonking them on the head.

    December 4, 2009

  • Could be that switching thing is what's getting you into trouble. That's not for amateurs, u. You're something of a hotdog, aren't you?

    December 4, 2009

  • Whaaa??? Oh! Har! I mean, sarting, ahem, yes is the technical term for how to begin when beginning with tomatoes. Yes, it's a very technical cooking term I wouldn't expect most of you to know....

    December 4, 2009

  • c_b, awwww! I'm touched!

    December 4, 2009

  • I agree. I have no use for Twitter feed.

    December 4, 2009

  • *snort*

    December 3, 2009

  • Wow... Kinda rough around the edges quaint-looking until you get to picture "04." Then it looks like a dump...

    December 3, 2009

  • Uselessness: First of all, it sounds like your sauce is way too runny. You are sarting with whole tomatoes, aren't you? Let it cook down a bit more, okay? Also, don't rinse the pasta. That startch helps the sauce to cling. Next, using the bottom-most tine of your fork, select a couple two-three strands; lift them up (your fork should be at about eye level) to separate them from the pack; lower your fork(at an angle so they don't slip off) to a corner of your plate or bowl; press the tips of all tines down and at an angle; twirl; lift a bit to inspect for hangers-down; if spotted, twirl another half turn or so; move your mouth over the plate; open wide and insert the entire fork (excluding the handle). You have to move quickly, right? Also, try to focus on your twirling until you've got it down pat. No more typing while twirling. You're not ready.

    December 3, 2009

  • Thanks for the list tip!

    December 3, 2009

  • A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the bartender gives him the drink the neutron asks, "How much?" The bartender says: "No charge for you."

    December 3, 2009

  • *makes popcorn*

    *gets front row seat*

    December 3, 2009

  • Haaaaay... Who you callin' hoi polloi? I'm takin' sum umbrage to that my friend!

    December 3, 2009

  • But what iiiiis it? Something to keep out the sun? 'Cause I think that's totally unnecessary...

    December 3, 2009

  • I have a good "A....walks into a bar" joke. Where should I post it?? *too lazy to look for the list*

    December 3, 2009

  • Love a's pronunciation! Almost makes it sound edible!

    December 2, 2009

  • *SNORT*

    December 2, 2009

  • Back at ya!

    December 2, 2009

  • How did the crocheted blanket become known as an afghan?

    December 2, 2009

  • Is there a pod in your backyard? ;-)

    December 2, 2009

  • The painting of the girl in pink Pinkie by Thomas Lawrence. We had Pinkie and Blue Boy in the bedroom hallway of my childhood home.

    December 2, 2009

  • A PLT is very nice as well. Peanut butter, lettuce and tomato on toast. YUM! Also a fan of pb and nanner on toast!

    December 2, 2009

  • Never cut the spaghetti, linguine, fettuccine, etc. Learn to twirl. Millions of Italian children can do it and so can you! You funny, Pro!

    December 2, 2009

  • I have a rule of the tablecloth as well: When I dine out, it must be at a table with a tablecloth on it. Bureaucrats are optional.

    December 2, 2009

  • mr dontcry suggested that I list this word. He comes up with a good one every now and then. Perhaps I should reward him with another delcious treat from down under. Oh, clean up your minds! I mean Australia! You know, marmite...? (shhhh)

    December 1, 2009

  • *snort*

    December 1, 2009

  • bilby -- HAR!

    November 30, 2009

  • This is what the cartoon cat says when the cartoon mouse hits him on the foot with a hammer.

    November 30, 2009

  • We say this, and I know what I mean by it when I say it, but I don't know the origin of this phrase. Discuss.

    November 29, 2009

  • *snort!*

    November 29, 2009

  • ptero, HA!

    November 29, 2009

  • Harvey?

    November 29, 2009

  • Feeling it right now...

    November 29, 2009

  • *freep*

    November 29, 2009

  • Always will be #1 in my book!

    November 29, 2009

  • Pie crusts made and chilling. Off to bed. Happy Thanksgiving to all!

    November 26, 2009

  • Must make the pie crusts now...

    November 26, 2009

  • Send your dollars to: getdontcryamicrophone.porch

    November 26, 2009

  • EeeeeeeeeeeeUuuuuuuu!

    November 26, 2009

  • Shine on, shine on harvest mouse....

    November 26, 2009

  • Awww... How's baby?

    November 26, 2009

  • The song.

    November 25, 2009

  • This is all I know about Indiana: Gary, Indiana, Gary, Indiana, Gary, Indiana...

    November 25, 2009

  • You should not have been diving with all that food in your belly, 'nach. Also, I'm thinking the pools at the Radisson probably are not even deep enough to dive safely.

    November 25, 2009

  • *needs a microphone real bad*

    November 25, 2009

  • *snort*

    November 24, 2009

  • Robert Johnson: King of the Mississippi Delta Blues

    November 24, 2009

  • I'm planning to plant some it around my garage. It likes a lot of sun, right?

    November 24, 2009

  • Someone needs to "Pronunciations" this...

    November 23, 2009

  • my comment was not posted...

    November 23, 2009

  • I tasted a grapple today. It's an apple that tastes a bit like a concord grape. Actually, I found that it smells more like a grape than it tastes like one. Very delicious though.

    I just noticed that the very large word is now purple. I rather liked the blue...

    November 23, 2009

  • Not typically.

    November 23, 2009

  • "Oh deer" -- around heer.

    November 22, 2009

  • I lurves picnics on The Porch!

    November 21, 2009

  • *snort*

    (It's "Who's on first." No "base.")

    November 20, 2009

  • I'm not sure how to say this -- but in wordie, I could scan the front page and pick out the comments I made, or my name or words I had commented on -- by color. On this Zeitgeist list, the word and the wordie are always the same color -- which makes quick scanning impossible... Sorry if this is redundant. More sorrier if it is incomprehensible...

    November 20, 2009

  • I remember when we moved to Oklahoma when I was in 5th grade, our neighbor referred to her dog's poo as "duke." She called it "dog duke." I had never heard that expression before -- or since.

    November 20, 2009

  • I don't like the "nikkers" ending because it sounds like a popular slang of "niggers" and I don't like that word. It hurts my feelings. Wordniks is my vote -- if we can't just be wordies on wordnik.

    November 20, 2009

  • Pro! You did it! That's GOT to be a record!

    November 20, 2009

  • Yes! Anyone who ever has taken a ride on a lift with a toddler knows that phrase!

    November 20, 2009

  • Squirrel Nutkin is my most favoritest Beatrix Potter character of all time! *squeal*

    November 20, 2009

  • Soon, it will be shovel it!

    November 20, 2009

  • LAUGHED OUT LOUD at Pro's pronunciation of this! The pronunciations are my favorite thing about wordnik!

    November 20, 2009

  • *scared*

    November 19, 2009

  • Oooh.. I like that one, 'nach! Verrry zexy!

    November 19, 2009

  • you funny, john.

    November 19, 2009

  • *snort*

    November 19, 2009

  • *gasp*

    November 19, 2009

  • All of those, so called, pronunciations, are incorrect, by the way.

    November 19, 2009

  • Well done, frog! *applaudes*

    November 19, 2009

  • wordies - the_bear just had a cub... She probably has (gasp) more pressing things to tend to just now. She'll join in. Give her time to adjust to all this -- change -- . All right, then?

    November 19, 2009

  • *snort*

    November 19, 2009

  • ...snort it.

    November 19, 2009

  • Ah, ha, ha! Would that I could, Pro! We don't have the voice recording technology yet on The Porch! Stay tuned! And thanks for the props!

    November 19, 2009

  • Brandy? Check. Matches? Check.

    November 19, 2009

  • Again, on the Christmas Pudding recipe. I wonder what spices to mix? Why so cryptic, BBC?? I just want to make this thing so I can set it on fire. I love being able to set food on fire -- on purpose!

    November 19, 2009

  • What is this? It's called for in a Christmas Pudding recipe I found on the BBC Good Food site. It sounds Mmmmmmm!

    November 19, 2009

  • What are you all smoking --and can I have some? ;-)

    November 18, 2009

  • *takes some umbrage over the Lenin wiener cake*

    November 18, 2009

  • A Lenin wiener? That's NOT a cake.

    November 18, 2009

  • casiNO

    November 18, 2009

  • Good one!

    November 18, 2009

  • HAR! Thoroughly enjoyed this - thanks for sharing!

    November 17, 2009

  • For discreet tomatoes. Arrr!

    November 17, 2009

  • It DOES sound like an ABBA song! LOL and very nice, Pro!

    November 17, 2009

  • I love you. Yes I do!

    November 17, 2009

  • HAR!

    November 17, 2009

  • I'm favoriting just for the pronunciation by uselessness!

    November 17, 2009

  • The place is shaping up nicely! Feels a bit more like home. *thinks about opening up a porch*

    November 16, 2009

  • Those parents should be locked up with the 'boy in balloon fake-out' parents.

    November 16, 2009

  • Very exciting!

    November 15, 2009

  • This is tops!

    November 14, 2009

  • pro - you're just another victim of the shrinking economy?

    November 13, 2009

  • *rim shot* ...and that's why we keep comin' back!

    November 13, 2009

  • Awwww.. I want one!

    November 13, 2009

  • totally

    November 13, 2009

  • pro - that was news to me. thanks. fixed! (i think)

    November 13, 2009

  • This is funny. I just "random worded" this word. I think kids today (kids I know, anyway) have overused the word random to the point where I don't think they even know what it means anymore!

    November 13, 2009

  • This is my favorite place, so far. It's got lots of people I know.

    November 13, 2009

  • agreed

    November 12, 2009

  • pro - why don't you make us all a nice tiramisu? That would be lovely right about now!

    November 12, 2009

  • wordies: breathe.

    November 12, 2009

  • Things are really starting to shape up here. I'm feeling a little bit more at home. Thanks, John!

    November 12, 2009

  • rolig (snort)

    November 12, 2009

  • testing

    November 11, 2009

  • Uncle!

    November 10, 2009

  • There's a farm machines museum down the road from my house. Big surprise...

    November 9, 2009

  • I've always been amused by the word fireplace -- the place where the fire goes. How perfectly descriptive! More words should be like that:

    shoe: footplace

    sink: waterplace

    bank: moneyplace

    etc.

    November 8, 2009

  • I like that! I'm going to spread the word. mr dontcry has a plethora of saws in 'my garage' that could use some playing! I wonder what the spelling would be for the sound a played saw makes?

    November 6, 2009

  • *hurts*

    November 6, 2009

  • The last time I was in Venice -- must have been around 1980 -- we all drank bottled water (we also drank it when I lived in Germany in the early '70's). Bottled water was the ONLY water we drank -- although it was not the bottled water we know today. THESE bottles were large glass ones for serving more than one person at a time. They delivered it by the case to our villa in Vicenza and our haus in Heilbronn.

    November 6, 2009

  • *hork*

    November 4, 2009

  • Such as....?

    November 4, 2009

  • Page 63.

    November 4, 2009

  • *ack*

    November 4, 2009

  • THANK you. Sheesh. What Does a Girl have to Do to get a Drink around Here?!

    November 4, 2009

  • *dangle, Dangle...*

    November 3, 2009

  • Hey....

    November 3, 2009

  • Hmm... I'll need another taste before I weigh in on this debate.

    *holds up and dangles empty wine glass by stem*

    November 2, 2009

  • *blink, blink*

    November 1, 2009

  • Hi-sterical!

    October 31, 2009

  • Ahhh... So there is a word for the noises my son's been making lately. Can't wait for the eyeball-rolling & mumblement that will take place when I lay this on him after school today! *snort*

    October 30, 2009

  • Wah! Stuck at 10 lbs...

    *feels re-energized now that bilby's watching*

    :-)

    October 29, 2009

  • Oh! Before I clicked on the link I was expecting to see a doggie potty!

    October 29, 2009

  • A kind of beaver found in most of North America --except Florida -- according to the Free Online Dictionary. Can I presume that Florida is home to only old world beavers? Is it a culture thing?

    October 29, 2009

  • Me too also. On the F5 vs Home.

    October 29, 2009

  • The war that rages within...?

    October 29, 2009

  • sorry...can't seem to edit the disordered brackets...

    October 29, 2009

  • *loves* It gives a certain legitimacy to the current state of my office, my kitchen, my purse, my car... They're not cluttered, they're currently in a state of disorderedness.

    October 29, 2009

  • What not to bother closing after the horse has left the building.

    October 29, 2009

  • Well, they do sound soft and their ability to repell water would be unmatched in the shorts world... But the tickle factor could be a problem.

    October 28, 2009

  • Bangor? I 'ardly knew 'er!

    October 28, 2009

  • I don't think that being afraid of being on the edge of a cliff qualifies as a phobia. No siree.

    October 28, 2009

  • *snort*

    October 27, 2009

  • *snort*

    October 27, 2009

  • No need, bilby. I a huge precrastinator.

    October 26, 2009

  • Sounds to me like one of the points a judge would rate in an equestrian event.

    October 26, 2009

  • Sea and sun?

    October 26, 2009

  • THAT sucks...

    October 26, 2009

  • See prefenestrate.

    October 26, 2009

  • When you throw something out a small window, pick it up, and then throw it out a larger window.

    Also known as defenestration priming.

    October 26, 2009

  • Dracula?

    A Dyson?

    October 26, 2009

  • This makes me think of snorifice. *snort*

    October 24, 2009

  • me too!

    October 22, 2009

  • *stifles*

    October 22, 2009

  • I'm about to be forty-twelve...

    *crys a little*

    October 21, 2009

  • WHAT??

    October 21, 2009

  • My name is dontcry and I am a wordie.

    October 21, 2009

  • Funny, this came up when I was 'randoming.'

    October 21, 2009

  • Reminds me of Raid: "Kills bugs dead."

    October 20, 2009

  • Wild tofurkey?

    October 19, 2009

  • *snicker*

    October 19, 2009

  • *puts shades on*

    October 19, 2009

  • Um... it's really white in here...

    October 19, 2009

  • I thought that was cankles...?

    October 18, 2009

  • It's undue -- or -- predue. However you prefer it.

    October 17, 2009

  • Hmmm... a heaping bowl of steaming prewed. I bet nobody would marry you after eating that! *ducks*

    October 17, 2009

  • They probably say "coffee" because interview without tea would be unspeakably cruel.

    October 16, 2009

  • "prewed?"

    October 16, 2009

  • Bite me, Karl.

    October 16, 2009

  • Can you guys pipe down? We trying to be quiet over here....

    October 16, 2009

  • motmelts hates this word. ;-)

    October 16, 2009

  • Ahhhh......

    October 15, 2009

  • ?

    October 15, 2009

  • Kinda like calling mice "white-footed" when their feet clearly are pink...?

    October 14, 2009

  • Shhhh!

    October 14, 2009

  • Pop-Tart makes me think of that Warhol piece of Marilyn Monroe. Every time I hear it. Sorry.

    October 13, 2009

  • Eh...?

    October 13, 2009

  • Just to be clear: we are looking for wolf barf -- NOT barfed wolf. Right?

    October 13, 2009

  • Who's funny?

    We are.

    October 13, 2009

  • *snort*

    October 13, 2009

  • Aren't all wordie words dumb? ;-)

    October 12, 2009

  • Then, that made me think of "leashed resistance." That's the path my dog takes.

    October 12, 2009

  • This made me think of "leased resistance" and what that would mean...

    October 12, 2009

  • Feeling you have when someone else is disappointed in you.

    October 12, 2009

  • Maybe the mix was made in the USA, south of the Mason-Dixon Line. "It's made from dried corn, honey."

    October 12, 2009

  • Oh, HAR! Just saw VO's teeny tiny comment from last year!

    *pipes down*

    October 12, 2009

  • Maybe we're hunting wabbits...shh.

    October 12, 2009

  • If I caused someone else to be disappointed in me, I would have feelings of guilt or inadquacy.

    October 12, 2009

  • Agreed!

    October 11, 2009

  • We have stink bug infestation at our house right now. It's getting bad...

    October 11, 2009

  • We say bumbershoot -- well, mostly my parents do, who are from Western PA.

    October 11, 2009

  • *snort*

    October 5, 2009

  • *senses another promising surprise attack opportunity on mr dontcry's tastebuds* *mwa*

    October 5, 2009

  • I see blue cheese chicken wrap.

    September 26, 2009

  • Hee, hee!

    September 25, 2009

  • *yawn...stretch*

    September 25, 2009

  • *hates the ADPQ*

    September 24, 2009

  • Okay - now I'm getting pissed. I just bought a bag of pistachios -- at a premium, I might add - and a good 10% of them are empty... Not cool.

    September 24, 2009

  • priceless

    September 24, 2009

  • *falls to pieces*

    September 24, 2009

  • Bite me, Robert

    September 24, 2009

  • *double hork*

    September 24, 2009

  • *hork*

    September 24, 2009

  • Awesome porches 'heir! My porches are in desperate need of some paint... next spring, I promise!

    September 23, 2009

  • Good guess, 'nach -- but milos has outed himself! I think this is a day for the wordie history books!

    September 22, 2009

  • I KNOW! Cool, right? Can you guess who it was? We think a wordie union on the porch would be fab! (my word, not his).

    September 22, 2009

  • Do I detect a note of sarcasm, gang...?

    September 22, 2009

  • I had my first wordie visitor to the porch!

    September 22, 2009

  • *snort*

    September 20, 2009

  • Arrr! I'm a Pittsburgh Paahrit. I terrorize dem folks on the Mon n'at.

    September 19, 2009

  • Arrrrr! Where's me eye patch? Which one-a yinz (I'm a Pittsburgh Pirate) snatched it? *walks in circles*

    September 19, 2009

  • Arrr! Good Mornin' maties!

    September 19, 2009

  • *snort*

    September 19, 2009

  • That's redundant.

    September 18, 2009

  • Ever wonder why it seems that when you've just heard a new word for the very first time -- suddenly you are hearing it everywhere?

    September 17, 2009

  • DayMoon: No. I always know when the "next time I'm going to get laid is." It's the next time I look at mr dontcry and smile...

    hernesheir: Funny you should ask, really. Today, on the way to church for my son's weekly confirmation class, I was pondering heaven (I do that a lot) and, as usual, the whole concept of 'firmament' came to mind. And, as usual, I tried and tried to imagine it. Is it like the "Swedish Sleep System" that conforms to each (heavenly) body? Or is it more like a really firm cloud? Or maybe like cotton candy...I think I always come to the conclusion that it's kind of a cross between a gas and that beautiful gossamer-like hair on the head of our Christmas Angel who sits atop our tree each year. Hmmm.

    September 17, 2009

  • A mushroom that looks like a red...um. Well, you can look it up.

    September 16, 2009

  • I now have a whole new appreciation for the word. Thanks rolig! As a producer of pamphlets, brochures, fliers, & what-have-you, for many years now, I'm happy to learn of its romantic side!

    September 16, 2009

  • LOL! Shize! Bah, ha, ha!

    September 16, 2009

  • Yay! Actually, 'nach, I think the safest way to procure cheese from the Venezuelan beaver is with a ten-foot pole. Hee, hee.

    (Had a 'procedure' today and took a vicodin a while ago...feeling kinda loopy. This could turn out to be quite an amusing Tuesday night!)

    September 16, 2009

  • Yo, ho, ho...

    September 16, 2009

  • I did, I did! I'm techno! Woo-hoo!

    September 15, 2009

  • see pinkie

    Did I do that right?

    September 15, 2009

  • Overweight people.

    September 15, 2009

  • Ahhh, wordie!

    September 15, 2009

  • *looks up zeitgeist*

    September 15, 2009

  • Ha! It's been a while since I've been to Alex. Used to work there. I just remember my favorite Old Town restaurant, Landini Brothers. Yum! Wonder if it's still there...?

    It wasn't cheesey at all. A bit pricey, actually.

    *is tempted to call the cheesetique and ask for some Venezuelan Beaver Cheese*

    September 15, 2009

  • *tips hat*

    September 15, 2009

  • There we go!

    September 14, 2009

  • *groan*

    September 14, 2009

  • As I was drying my hair this morning I suddenly began pondering why we call a cold "a cold" but when we get the flu, it's "the flu."

    Then I wondered why I always seem to think of these things while I'm drying my hair... Do you think it has anything to do with the application of heat to my head? Maybe it's just boredom from performing a tedious task...

    September 13, 2009

  • I second bear's nomination. It's beautiful, 'nach!

    September 13, 2009

  • Actually, now that I think about it, a squeaker would be an improvement. At least it would add "fun" value to the endless chewing it takes it get it down...

    September 13, 2009

  • Ha! Would that is was, then at least it would still actually be bacon. This is more like ham jerky...or a really tough, very small piece of bologna...like a Barbie ham slice... or a chew toy for a small dog, without the squeaker.

    September 13, 2009

  • tell me...

    September 13, 2009

  • oh how the mighty have fallen...

    September 13, 2009

  • Ha! Finally, my own stalker! Must be all the weight I'm losing...

    September 12, 2009

  • *feels sorry for Canadians* *still*

    September 12, 2009

  • Sometimes I have 16 or 17, thumbing my nose at the pistachio counters. Mwaa.

    September 12, 2009

  • Hey, cow...who's laughing now, eh?

    September 12, 2009

  • I'm actually getting pretty good at it. It's an art, really, keeping those whites from floating all over the place and not breaking the yolk. *considers new career on the brunch line at The Hilton* *not really*

    September 12, 2009

  • *feels sorry for Canadians*

    September 12, 2009

  • Sherbert.

    September 12, 2009

  • Road Trip! I think it's interesting that John is moving west, literally, as he takes his wordie in a new direction as well. Poetic, actually.

    In my "broken technology" language, can't we just have a wordie tab, or whatever, on the wordnik homepage that keeps our beloved homepage as is?

    September 12, 2009

  • 'dunno...maybe with some 'Illchester instead...(wink, wink, nudge, nudge)?

    September 12, 2009

  • we don't get much call for that around here...

    September 11, 2009

  • losers

    September 11, 2009

  • This is a common term in Western, PA. It applies to the "white bread" group of folks. For instance, my Father, who is Dutch/Scotch, is a cake-eater. My Mother, who is Syrian/Serbian, is not.

    September 11, 2009

  • See woodwardia

    September 11, 2009

  • I stole this from wordnik for ptero!

    The most important of the larger species are woodwardia, aspidium, asplenium, and, above all, the common pteris. — The Yosemite

    September 11, 2009

  • M..m..m..move the porch?! Ack!

    *breaks diet* *eats plethora's forbidden fufluns* *is also down with cake*

    September 11, 2009

  • *rocking furiously on the porch*

    Are fingernails low-carb? *hopes so*

    September 10, 2009

  • *takes a bow*

    September 10, 2009

  • Do you have a stylish hair shirt in an extra-bad? *snort*

    September 10, 2009

  • wait...what? Oh, crap. I just started a diet and now this?

    September 10, 2009

  • This makes me think of a marmite sammie!

    September 8, 2009

  • here we go again...

    September 8, 2009

  • I do not know what this is all about...

    September 8, 2009

  • I have a friend who lives in a townhouse with a small patio area. He has it filled with containers and grows tons of veggies -- enough peppers to make dozens of jars of his hot pepper jelly!

    Thanks for the recipe, moll! I like it better than the ones I've seen calling for marshmallow fluff...;(

    September 7, 2009

  • Ummm, I need the recipe...

    September 6, 2009

  • Hmmm. I have both a persimmon tree and a black walnut tree. I think the gods are telling me to make some persimmon fudge! *waits impatiently for persimmons & walnuts to ripen...*

    September 6, 2009

  • Only seven more hours(EST)of the best holiday - ever!

    September 6, 2009

  • Sounds like bacon to me. Mmm.

    September 5, 2009

  • Woo-hoo! *nom, nom*

    September 5, 2009

  • Mmmmmm. Nom, nom, nom.

    September 5, 2009

  • Ha! My part for International Bacon Day/wordie large number of unique words someting-or-other....*yawn*

    *re-dons kerchief. snores*

    September 5, 2009

  • It would me a lot to me. I'm willing to do my part. I don't how many wordies there are -- but I'm guessing that one word per ought to do it. *takes kerchief off, puts thinking cap on*

    September 5, 2009

  • *un-dons gay apparel. dons kerchief. opens shutters. prepares sash for a throw up. checks bed for springiness. settles down. waits for visions of dancing crispy bacon.*

    September 5, 2009

  • I have a colon that would make a good argument against that last one, Sir Bacon.

    *dons something gay and continues outfitting the porch with the traditional Bacon Day trappings*

    *sings* Oh frying pan, oh frying pan...

    September 5, 2009

  • Today is Bacon Day Eve! *prepares for tomorrow's festivities by laying out skillet, paper towels, lettuce and tomato...*

    September 4, 2009

  • When I lived in PA, I dated a guy named Wally for a while. Really.

    September 4, 2009

  • Ahem...

    September 4, 2009

  • It will change your life.

    September 4, 2009

  • Mmmmm. Bacon.

    September 4, 2009

  • Ha! Cake for you, my dear. To me it looks like the links & charms of a pretty necklace that have come apart!

    September 3, 2009

  • I made my own pickles for the first time this year -- and when it was time to eat them, I opened the jar all by myself...

    September 2, 2009

  • *sings* "Oo-oh say can you Seeitoldyouitwasntflatistaaaan..."

    September 1, 2009

  • *is suddenly fearful of Australian dogs...*

    August 31, 2009

  • hmmm..

    August 30, 2009

  • this didn't work...

    August 30, 2009

  • i see you

    eating your cake

    too

    stabbing me

    over and over

    and over

    with your white

    plastic fork

    until i lie in crumbles

    at your feet

    and you walk away

    not entirely satisfied

    i slip away...

    old wounds heal

    with practiced accuracy

    meanwhile

    you order up

    some more dessert

    August 30, 2009

  • Rat farts!

    August 29, 2009

  • Seeitoldyouitwasntflatistan

    August 29, 2009

  • I could do a hop, skip, and a jump of umbrage if anyone wants to join me..

    August 28, 2009

  • Frisbee? Did anyone say that yet? *too lazy to look*

    August 28, 2009

  • *takes a bow*

    August 27, 2009

  • p-tish! I'm here all week -- try the veal.

    August 26, 2009

  • auto-dogassage

    August 26, 2009

  • WHY?

    August 26, 2009

  • I'll bet that will cost a lot of money and then they'll call that "Cha-Chinglish."

    And then the mafia will want a piece of the action and that will be called "Ba-da-binglish."

    And then...

    August 25, 2009

  • Great...now I'm hooked on xkcd. It's just a matter of time before mr dontcry calls an intervention team. But in the meantime... *SNORT*

    August 25, 2009

  • Oooh, make one for me too!

    August 25, 2009

  • Uh-oh...

    August 25, 2009

  • Apparently NOT cricket. At all!

    *having fun watching cricket for the first time!*

    *became an instant fan*

    *totally confused*

    August 25, 2009

  • vagina envy...?

    August 24, 2009

  • *snort!*

    August 24, 2009

  • That's a start...

    August 24, 2009

  • Pro - Fabio Lanzoni, the Italian model -- with the hair...

    August 24, 2009

  • A series of gagging, horking and snorting noises are not necessary when I announce that I am making oatmeal for myself for breakfast and ask if anyone else would like some. A simple 'no thanks' will suffice.

    *takes bowl of oatmeal & paper to porch*

    *plots another marmite surprise*

    August 23, 2009

  • I hugged my bunny this morning and gave her some basil from my garden! Mmmmm! Don't have a bilby, frog, pterodactyl or bear... Oh, my!

    August 23, 2009

  • you guuuuys....

    August 23, 2009

  • Cannonball!

    August 22, 2009

  • bear - very interesting. I learned. Good.

    August 22, 2009

  • John - I saw that yesterday and laughed out loud. I wanted to comment but had to run off to do stupid non-wordie stuff. *digs toe into dirt and kicks it up*

    August 20, 2009

  • I don't know. Verge sounds more like something you'd find on the side of the road than the side of the road itself. Like "Euuwww, did you see that pile of verge back there?"

    August 20, 2009

  • Ahhhh...

    August 20, 2009

  • Here are the top five things I see on the side of the road:

    #5 - Trash

    #4 - Dead animals

    #3 - Shirts

    #2 - Chairs

    #1 - Shoes

    Can someone please explain this to me?

    August 19, 2009

  • Mmmmm.

    August 19, 2009

  • Wordie is my little 'eye-opener' each day! *hiccup*

    August 17, 2009

  • Nobody is listing 'clock satisfaction.' Why don't you?

    August 16, 2009

  • *hiccup*

    August 16, 2009

  • The term is more like: 'suffer fools gladly' and it means an intolerance for ignorance, stupidity, foolishness, etc...

    From the Bible, Corinthians.

    Edit: I sould have said "not" to suffer fools gladly. To actually suffer them gladly is more at being magnaminous or tolerant of those less bright than ones self.

    August 16, 2009

  • It IS a wonderland beyond the cellar door. It's dark and musty, the floor is all pebbles and dirt, the walls are stone and always a bit wet. It's ruled by snakes and mice (who are constantly at war) with toads coming and going with the seasons. When the boiler fires up sounds like the end of days... There is a hidden trap door in the main house which leads to that netherworld as well. It's got a few tales to tell I'll bet ya.

    August 15, 2009

  • Sorry yarb, it's not for sale. But you can visit it - and what lies beyond - anytime! It's just on the other side of the house from the porch.

    August 15, 2009

  • Gayle Danley is one. Seen here: http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=102903673

    She's awesome.

    PS: This is not spam.

    August 14, 2009

  • Also, save the liver...

    August 14, 2009

  • Oh, it's hefty alright. Pretty ghastly as well with peeling paint, rusty hinges, and a bit of wood rot on one side.

    August 14, 2009

  • yarb - Have I got a cellar door for you!

    August 14, 2009

  • Whew. Returns to porch with lemonade and Ritz crackers.

    August 14, 2009

  • Take a drive along the Shenandoah Mountains in Virginia.

    August 13, 2009

  • Funny grandpa!

    August 12, 2009

  • visage, aspect,countenance,look...

    August 12, 2009

  • Howl!

    August 12, 2009

  • *clicks heels*

    There's no place like wordie.

    August 12, 2009

  • Or a quiet hope for good fortune.

    August 11, 2009

  • Bob's your uncle.

    August 11, 2009

  • The Incredible Mr. Limpet was a movie where a man turns into a fish! We looked forward to seeing it on tv each year! Ahhhh.

    August 10, 2009

  • *snort*

    August 10, 2009

  • From space, the island looks like an excellent golf hole.

    August 10, 2009

  • biscotti

    August 10, 2009

  • I'm surprised that 'slippers' wasn't reserved. Or 'Tuesday.'

    Or 'Dee.'

    August 9, 2009

  • Rubbisherati?

    August 9, 2009

  • No, it's real. Apparently, after naming 4 different kinds of rashes/diseases kids could get, this was the best they could do for number 5. If I'm remembering correctly, a pregnant woman should avoid contact with a child with fifth's disease. Easier said than done if that child happens to be one of hers...

    August 9, 2009

  • I get an ad for Confucius Institute...."Teach you pure Chinese."

    Topo would find that funeeeeee.

    August 9, 2009

  • Ali Gali A, or as I like to call it, 'the dachshund.'

    August 9, 2009

  • *loves*

    August 8, 2009

  • Whoooops! Came here by mistake. *sneaks out*

    August 8, 2009

  • I picture a 'Chesapeake Roach' with lots of Old Bay on it.

    August 8, 2009

  • Ohhh, ohhh! I love this song!

    *joins in*

    Don't try to understand 'em,

    Just rope and throw and grab 'em,

    Soon we'll be living high and wiiiide.

    August 8, 2009

  • An elderly cart, with one bad wheel, would just roll in circles. The corners of a faded sales flier in his belly flip up and down in the breeze.

    August 1, 2009

  • White flour...HAR!

    August 1, 2009

  • hard water stains

    August 1, 2009

  • Beaver Cleaver! *snort* *cringe* *snort*

    August 1, 2009

  • Sounds like a ditzy rabbit to me...

    August 1, 2009

  • I don't like this word...

    July 30, 2009

  • Are you sure it's not a "heavenly" thunderstorm?

    July 30, 2009

  • Isn't that the onomatopoeia for eating something delicious -- and kinda sticky...??

    July 29, 2009

  • St. Patrick?

    July 29, 2009

  • HAR!

    *bows deeply in front of mrs skipvia*

    I'm not worthy!

    July 29, 2009

  • Ditto.

    July 29, 2009

  • Do they ever work in....Malta?

    July 29, 2009

  • Perfect, if I'm not mistaken...

    July 27, 2009

  • PU, you are not alone. Come sit with me on the porch.

    July 27, 2009

  • "Mommy, I feel sic...hooooork."

    July 27, 2009

  • I thought is was a form of government practiced by lawyers. "Initial here, and here, and here and....

    July 27, 2009

  • Cat's Cradle.

    July 26, 2009

  • King of the Hill.

    July 26, 2009

  • Chutes and Ladders.

    Jacob's Ladder.

    July 26, 2009

  • I need to get back to making pasta... I would totally go out with a guy who made his own pasta, delicate or rough.

    July 26, 2009

  • Ahh. A band. Now I'm down with this page... *really?*

    July 26, 2009

  • *mozzer?*

    July 25, 2009

  • HARRRR!

    July 25, 2009

  • Wow.

    July 25, 2009

  • I loves me some Massif.

    July 25, 2009

  • HAR!

    July 25, 2009

  • dark side of the moon?

    screw the pooch?

    yeager?

    armstrong?

    shepard?

    July 25, 2009

  • A plethora of dogs.

    July 25, 2009

  • I have one of these today. We are dog-sitting -- plus my dog -- and every step I take, I'm surrounded by doggage.

    July 25, 2009

  • Taaake my pants and we're haaalf way there...

    July 24, 2009

  • He was a Rocket Man.

    July 24, 2009

  • Gum.

    July 23, 2009

  • *plans to mention this caper at the luncheon tomorrow*

    July 22, 2009

  • *runs off to parlor to stash it*

    July 22, 2009

  • *sneaks a bit of phony umbrage out between aliens, weiners and rotten tomatoes*

    July 22, 2009

  • Ahhhh. Wiener jokes on wordie first thing this morning. It's going to be a good day!

    July 21, 2009

  • I always had heard it as out the wazoo. Like, "He's got money out the wazoo." Which, if wazoo is what I think it is, sounds painful -- but also rather handy. Kinda like your own, very personal, ATM.

    July 21, 2009

  • Day-amn! Are you allowed a dictionary?? Scratch paper??

    July 21, 2009

  • *snort*

    July 21, 2009

  • A sachet of perfumiers?

    A sashay of models?

    July 19, 2009

  • If I have another child...(hey, it could happen), I'm going to name her/him: Merciless Wordie! Mwa!

    July 18, 2009

  • *sniff*

    July 18, 2009

  • Ack!

    July 18, 2009

  • I speak a little Sewdish_Chef. Loosely translated, it means: "If you eat the organs, you must eat them with relish or don't bother eating them at all. Lutefisk, on the other hand, must never be eaten with relish but rather with some lingonberry jelly -- or jam, if jelly is not available. Period."

    July 17, 2009

  • I'll take a Tim Curry - to go.

    July 17, 2009

  • Relish on organs... How pedestrian. I suppose he also puts ketchup on their eggs.

    July 17, 2009

  • I think we need to deal with these creepy singing hills before we can worry about Maria...

    July 16, 2009

  • He was clean off the porch!

    July 16, 2009

  • I just laughed out loud! Thanks, yarb!

    July 16, 2009

  • Okay. Just order the "sometimes -- hold the gras." But it's not as funny...

    July 15, 2009

  • This made me think of quelquefoisgras. *snort*

    July 15, 2009

  • *dons dirndl, begins singing to lure hills away*

    "You are aliiiiiiive with the sound of muuuuuuuuusic, la,la,la,la."

    July 15, 2009

  • *spraying snort!*

    July 15, 2009

  • *snort*

    July 15, 2009

  • Crappin-muggie pefectly describes the weather around here in July and August.

    July 14, 2009

  • Right. Got it. Music = not creepy. Alive hills = creepy.

    July 14, 2009

  • Yeah, it's a little creepy.

    July 14, 2009

  • "There needs to be a cherry bomb in this toilet."

    - Keith Moon

    July 13, 2009

  • *snort*

    July 13, 2009

  • Perhaps the cherry is the needy one...

    July 13, 2009

  • Arf.

    July 13, 2009

  • Ahhh, Vienna. The hills are alive, you know.

    July 13, 2009

  • That was about 8 years ago, so I think the worst is over. Foutunately, Founder (we 'found her') quickly lost her taste for the inedible when she was given a reliable meal twice a day.

    July 13, 2009

  • When we first got her, my dog ate a Barbie and a ball point pen in one sitting. We found her at a dumpster, so naturally she was dismayed at our horror when she horked up a teeny, tiny, perfectly manicured hand and a little spring.

    July 12, 2009

  • I dropped some dilithium in the '70s. Wild.

    July 10, 2009

  • Have you got anything without spam?

    July 10, 2009

  • Mr. Ed?

    July 9, 2009

  • Mamie Eisenhower?

    July 9, 2009

  • Awwwww.

    July 9, 2009

  • Ooooh...when his face turns red, right?

    July 7, 2009

  • I don't get it...

    July 7, 2009

  • I give up... how do you tell when a crab is lying?

    July 7, 2009

  • Sounds like potato angst.

    July 6, 2009

  • Kitchen slang for "microwave it."

    - Kitchen Confidential by Anthony Bourdain

    July 5, 2009

  • There's a lipstick-wearing duck joke in there somewhere...

    July 4, 2009

  • This is what you sleep on when you use your mattress as a bank.

    July 4, 2009

  • See anchored in sot's bay

    July 3, 2009

  • Yes,c_b. I first saw this type of fence in Gettysburg and have ever since associated them with battlegrounds. "Cow-high and pig-tight." *snort*

    July 3, 2009

  • *luvs*

    July 3, 2009

  • Ever hear the George Carlin bit where he replaces the word kill with the word fuck? It's a fuckin' hoot!

    *can't type this mornin'*

    Okay, I'm all fucked out.

    July 3, 2009

  • To fix what's been fucked up.

    July 3, 2009

  • You must see baited breath. It's reely funny!

    July 3, 2009

  • We had one of these in my freshman dorm. She alarmed us night after night, with the fire alarm, for weeks on end before finally getting caught.

    July 3, 2009

  • Hate the wood-drake.

    July 3, 2009

  • *shudder*

    July 3, 2009

  • Funny, that's how I calculate my age...my weight...my height, etc. I just pick a number that sounds better.

    July 3, 2009

  • You can't -- but you might be able to defuck it. Hello?

    July 3, 2009

  • I agree with you, g!

    July 3, 2009

  • 4 sets, now.

    July 2, 2009

  • Correction: wordies are fucking friendly.

    July 2, 2009

  • Lemonade, skip! Fab!

    July 2, 2009

  • No, auntdracula, I think that's "What the fuck?"

    July 2, 2009

  • no thanks

    July 2, 2009

  • *wishes I hadn't clicked on that...*

    July 2, 2009

  • I've got a fever...

    July 1, 2009

  • I think I saw this on the brunch list at i-hop...

    July 1, 2009

  • Maybe defuck is better. I think that's the technical term for what the Geek Squad guy did to our new tv -- after it got all fucked up. He defucked it.

    July 1, 2009

  • Mmmmm. Ahhh.

    July 1, 2009

  • *wonders what alphabet generation I'm a member of*

    July 1, 2009

  • You can not unfuck. Just as you can't unring a bell. You can try to make amends. That's about the best you can do.

    July 1, 2009

  • Does he speak of macbier also?

    grappa: yuk

    July 1, 2009

  • I gotta go with corndog type. Now, if the dogs were stuck -- I mean displayed -- in, say, a Baked Alaska, and the pots were filled with chocolate sauce, then I'd have to say funnel-cake type.

    pleth *snort*

    July 1, 2009

  • I see a lot of phantom sense of humor - people who think they are *still* funny, but tragically, are not.

    June 30, 2009

  • I think she's praying that someone will loosen her pigtails. Maybe someone with long, pink fingernails.

    June 30, 2009

  • Yikes! That IS scary!

    June 29, 2009

  • strev - did you mean "...leaps and hounds?"

    June 29, 2009

  • *snort*

    June 29, 2009

  • I know. But ours is not to wonder Wye...

    June 29, 2009

  • Um...

    June 29, 2009

  • :-)

    June 29, 2009

  • no.

    June 28, 2009

  • yes.

    June 28, 2009

  • Shocking, I know... we have so little in common.

    June 28, 2009

  • I love Margo Channing...

    June 28, 2009

  • Flush? Calling me "flush" would be like calling The Titanic a boat. I could have put out forest fires last night with the sweat that dripped off my face in just 20 minutes. I'm like a new super hero: Hot Flash Gordon. When I walk into a room the temperature jumps up 20 degrees. Hypothermia? Just give me a hug. All better. I'm not making this up.

    June 28, 2009

  • Nobody would be foolish enough to "lump" you in with anything, pleth. You are one of a kind!

    June 27, 2009

  • Oh yes, the porch is close. You can almost see EC from the porch!

    June 27, 2009

  • Turns an otherwise normal, middle-aged (ugh) woman into the human sprinkler system. *yay...*

    June 27, 2009

  • W. Howard County

    June 27, 2009

  • For a long time, the Wye Oak was a famous and very, very old oak tree in Maryland. It survived from sometime in the 1500's until a storm took it down in 2002.

    June 27, 2009

  • I saw sea grapes for the first time a couple of years ago on the shore at a beach in Punta Cana.

    June 26, 2009

  • You're the biggest bunch of smart people I know. How do I explain to a a 13 year-old boy why it is essential to attend the funeral for one of his friends? When I tried to explain how it might comfort the parents, he walked out of the room, holding his ears. *help...words of wisdom needed here... trying not to cry...probably will...hates that*

    June 26, 2009

  • Wow. Out of the blue. That's the hardest. Prayers to his family.

    June 26, 2009

  • You don't sound happy...

    June 26, 2009

  • WHY??

    June 26, 2009

  • What's the deal with the little box?

    June 26, 2009

  • WHY??

    June 26, 2009

  • I'm mildly disturbed by it. And a little bit hungry...

    June 25, 2009

  • *snort*

    June 25, 2009

  • I don't think that particular type of fencing would be approved by very many homeowner's associations. Maybe Invisible Penis Fencing would fly...

    *tries to get image of flying penises out of head*

    *head, snort*

    June 25, 2009

  • *Uses vegan fufluns to fill holes in stone foundation.*

    June 25, 2009

  • Mmmmm! I love what the meranguine does for my skin!

    June 24, 2009

  • Lighten up.

    June 24, 2009

  • Wow.

    June 24, 2009

  • There are a lot of definitions for this word. I just happened to notice that two are missing:

    Treat: What the termite guy does when he comes to your house the first time to discourage termites from eating your home. Involves spraying a liquid substance around the foundation of your house.

    Treat: What the termite guy does when he comes to your house the second time to discourage you from calling him again. Involves spraying several rooms of your home with what ultimately will look like machine gun fire, thus causing said rooms to resemble any of a number of scences from The Godfather -- pick your favorite: the tollbooth, the revolving door, the elevator, the barber shop, the massage parlor, etc..(OR, the car in the last scene from Bonnie & Clyde).

    You're welcome.

    June 24, 2009

  • "Put on the gown and I'll be right back." *hint: you are NOT going to the prom or the ball or your wedding.*

    June 24, 2009

  • Speculum?

    *hint: not remotely related to 'speculate' -- more at "spectator"*

    June 24, 2009

  • Candida? *hint: not made of candy*

    June 24, 2009

  • A Period.

    June 24, 2009

  • No attempt at seriosity here. It's just damn funny!

    *used to be a vegetarian and therefore is exepmt from accusations of vege-bashing*

    June 24, 2009

  • "Vegetarians, and their Hezbollah-like splinter faction, the vegans, are a persistent irritant to any chef worth a damn."

    Kitchen Confidential, Anthony Bourdain

    June 24, 2009

  • HA!

    June 24, 2009

  • "fruition"..*snort!*

    June 23, 2009

  • The Netherlands?!

    *puts Zealand on list of places to visit in the Fatherland*

    June 22, 2009

  • I can't believe I said that...

    June 22, 2009

  • WHAT?? I came up twice in a row on random word?! AND my oven timer is telling me my peach flip is done.

    *speechless*

    June 22, 2009

  • Hey...I came up in random word -- while I was random wording! *waves pennant* *checks flip*

    June 22, 2009

  • I actually KNOW this! Yes! They pop in the pan!

    *peach flips do not pop*

    June 22, 2009

  • I like their pears.

    *wonders how a pear flip would taste...*

    June 22, 2009

  • Is there a 'new' south? Is it a place more south than the previous south? Or is this like the 'new' math? Or is it more like 'New' Zealand? Is there a 'Zealand?' Or an 'Old Zealand?' 'Cause I've never heard of either one.

    *peach flip only has about 15 minutes left...*

    June 22, 2009

  • I have nothing to say about this word. I'm waiting for a peach flip to come out of the oven so I can take off to a Fathers' Day cookout. I decided to random word to kill time. This is the BEST use of a baker's waiting time -- EVER!

    June 22, 2009

  • Happy Father's Day, father of wordie!

    June 22, 2009

  • Awww, I didn't get her anything.

    June 22, 2009

  • I love her.

    June 22, 2009

  • But that should make you happy - as a curmudgeon, it gives you something to curmudge about! Quick! un-un-subscribe!

    June 22, 2009

  • Si!

    June 21, 2009

  • I don't know.. It's not like a hard "r" that Americans use when they say "Prego" as in the jar sauce. It's almost as if there is a hint of a "d" or "th" sound just before the "r." I can't describe it -- but I can say it! If only wordie had a "hearie" function. But, of course, even if it did, I would not be able to figure out how to use it...

    June 21, 2009

  • "When was the last time you ate?"

    *hint: they are not going to feed you*

    June 21, 2009

  • When I lived in Italy and you said "Thank You" or "grazie" to someone, they often replied "prego" with sort of a rolling "r." No?

    June 21, 2009

  • Mr dontcry prefers gopher covers on his woods, a la Caddy Shack!

    *I'm all right...*

    June 21, 2009

  • Wait...what does Vonnegut say??? Don't leave me hanging. I consider myself a big fan of Vonnegut. Pray, enlighten.

    June 21, 2009

  • I promise to try to remain open-minded about the "mites" until they've been properly prepared for me by pleth. Apparently you can't just crack open a jar of Marmite, slather it on a cracker and pop it into your piehole.

    I'll wait by the porch swing...

    *crickets*

    June 14, 2009

  • Got Bo?

    June 12, 2009

  • Ack! There's another "mite?"

    June 12, 2009

  • I am liking it so far. Just a few chapters into it though - but I like the way he writes. I'll let you know when I've finished.

    June 12, 2009

  • I worked in DC for many years -- Georgetown and downtown (K street). I've also toured DC a lot. I've never lived there (I live about 30 or so miles from there), but have visited many friends who do live there. As mass transit systems go, the Metro is a pretty nice one. My take: love touring and eating there. Loved working -- in Georgetown. Wouldn't want to live there, unless I could live in Rock Creek Park! Like most big cities, DC can be very pretty. It also can be pretty ugly and dangerous.

    June 12, 2009

  • Are you talking about Natty Bo, ro?

    June 12, 2009

  • I'm reading 'Kitchen Confidential' right now. We're eating in tonight...

    *i like cali rolls...*

    June 12, 2009

  • ouch

    June 12, 2009

  • My worms can do a little dance...

    June 12, 2009

  • I can do a little dance.

    June 11, 2009

  • Sounds like a tool in Julia Child's kitchen.

    June 11, 2009

  • This should be what it's called when you carve into a tree trunk.

    June 11, 2009

  • *snort*

    June 11, 2009

  • The next time I have the opportunity to use the phrase "rapier wit" I'm going to insert pappenheimer in place of rapier! *snort* It will probably happen to Mr dontcry tonight! Let's hope he's not a grump and says something witty...I may have to set him up...

    June 11, 2009

  • yeah baby...

    June 11, 2009

  • *glances at empty porch swing...*

    June 10, 2009

  • Awesome! HOURS, not bush-hogging.

    June 9, 2009

  • Zzzzzzzzzz...

    June 9, 2009

  • Hmm... Do I really want to go there?

    June 8, 2009

  • I decellularized my son when his grades dropped last quarter. No more cell phone...

    June 8, 2009

  • An axed Sesame Street skit?

    June 8, 2009

  • *maw agape*

    June 8, 2009

  • *maw agape*

    June 8, 2009

  • I believe rt is working on an ark. Perhaps he could float about the seas, replenishing the bacon supplies of hungry beacon-builders...

    June 6, 2009

  • *snort*

    June 6, 2009

  • *speechless*

    June 6, 2009

  • You've got to make the morning last.

    June 6, 2009

  • I love this word....

    June 5, 2009

  • Cashback does sound like an old black and white film noir word. Kinda like dame or doll or moll...

    May 30, 2009

  • "But I don't want ANY spam!"

    May 30, 2009

  • "THAT'S got spam in it!"

    May 29, 2009

  • I like it -- a lot!

    May 29, 2009

  • Ah, yes! A nice spot of tea on the Porch. Where are those damn cookies???

    May 29, 2009

  • Did I hear someone say "cookie"? I don't have a cookie... *wah*

    May 29, 2009

  • "Have you got anything without spam?"

    May 29, 2009

  • May is "Older Americans Month" according to AARP.

    May 28, 2009

  • Always sounds like a term of endearment to me.

    May 28, 2009

  • *snort*

    May 28, 2009

  • Also, I'm a fan of whom. It clears things up.

    May 19, 2009

  • Oh! Howl! John reminds me why it is NEVER a good idea to neglect my Wordie duties. And this entire thread reminds me how I got hooked in the first place. Yinz are great!

    Go Stillerz!

    May 19, 2009

  • To my slightly dyslexic eye, this, at first glance, looked like a breakfast cereal...

    *makes a quick pantry check*

    May 19, 2009

  • Oh, by the way, I'm on the porch swing. No hurry.

    May 19, 2009

  • I'd like a splash of whatever you have in red...

    May 19, 2009

  • Run like a girl! Whoo-hoo!

    May 17, 2009

  • Wow... I've been out for a while. What the hell is going on??

    *runs off to porch with book and wine in hand*

    May 16, 2009

  • I forget something old every day...

    May 15, 2009

  • Banana shampoo? Yes. No. *snort*

    May 13, 2009

  • Ohhhh! I love this word! I'm going to use it to describe anything and everything that isn't fabulous!

    May 13, 2009

  • Ha!

    May 11, 2009

  • Or... a Par King Day! Played my best round ever! Woo-hoo!

    May 9, 2009

  • *snort*

    *swing*

    May 7, 2009

  • Wow! Cool. I never knew that either.

    May 6, 2009

  • Sometimes, when I've gone round and round on a subject with one of my kids, and there's no end in sight, I'll just say Boutros Boutros-Ghali accompanied by a shoulder shrug, screwed up mouth and eyebrow raise. That usually takes care of it.

    May 6, 2009

  • Ack!

    May 6, 2009

  • The porch IS my cubicle!

    *hops on porch swing for some serious thinking*

    May 6, 2009

  • *surprised how comfy mollusque's pants are*

    May 5, 2009

  • Is that an echo I hear?

    May 5, 2009

  • Well, great! Now it's cold.

    May 5, 2009

  • It's Christmas already?!

    *licks sugar off fingers*

    May 5, 2009

  • I say this all the time -- but I'm not sure why. I mean, I know what I mean by it -- hurry up -- but I don't know why I say "chop-chop" instead.

    May 5, 2009

  • I think: "I'm not half the man I used to be" means he's somewhat diminished from his past self -- is disappointed in himself about something.

    I think "not half bad" is a bit of a back-handed compliment. It means you're better than I thought, but there's room for improvement. I don't think it means very good or great.

    "Half-assed" on the other hand....

    May 5, 2009

  • It's H2 --just add the O.

    May 3, 2009

  • *getting pretty hungry waiting for that sammie to generate...*

    May 3, 2009

  • *sings: I don't want her, you can have her, she's too fat for meee*

    May 3, 2009

  • Oh, right, gangerh. You'd NEEEEVER go national...

    May 3, 2009

  • Maceration

    May 3, 2009

  • *could really go for a sammie right now*

    May 3, 2009

  • *misses Bobbie Vinton*

    *cheers up with Too Fat Polka*

    May 3, 2009

  • *stares blankly into empty glass*

    May 3, 2009

  • For nobody's toeses are posies of roses

    May 3, 2009

  • *swings partner*

    May 2, 2009

  • My glass is empty. May you pour, please?

    May 2, 2009

  • Maybe it's b-chick on a bad trip free associating?

    Talking DOES take some time. I'll nap now.

    Pizza is saucy. Wine gives me cold...respit.

    Birth hurts.

    Today at work the client said no money

    *snort*

    May 2, 2009

  • Tomorrow and tomorrow and....

    May 2, 2009

  • I get the impression that alan is free-associating -- as an art form.

    May 2, 2009

  • Me too! I just bought 3 more hummingbird feeders and another Yankee Flipper, to the tune of $100. 10 lb bags of niger, sunflower and all purpose bird seeds! We loves our birds!

    May 2, 2009

  • Ca - raf (emphasize "ca")

    May 2, 2009

  • Like you're aware.

    May 2, 2009

  • rt is correct: White Chocolate does not exist.

    *changes resolve, yet again, to include all foods except the non-existent white chocolate -- as a protest against accepting white chocolate as a member of the chocolate family of chocolates*

    *really means it*

    May 2, 2009

  • *stops doing the hustle and breaks into the beer barrel polka*

    May 2, 2009

  • *browns onions and sautés pierogies*

    May 2, 2009

  • *starts the hustle*

    May 2, 2009

  • My cell phone is extremely courteous, every month, thank you very much.

    May 2, 2009

  • I think we stopped calling them prunes during The Word "Prunes" Hurts Dried Plums' Feelings Thereby Causing Them Digestive Ill-Health Awareness Month. But I could have my Months mixed up...

    May 2, 2009

  • Joke around all you want, but I, for one, am very concerned about the digestive health of dried plums, now that it has been brought to my attention.

    May 2, 2009

  • Thai one on.

    Thai a yellow ribbon 'round the old oak tree.

    Thai me a river

    Thaid up

    Thaid down

    Thai Cobb

    May 2, 2009

  • *gets down*

    May 2, 2009

  • She probably meant hyperbowlie with a little smiley face dotting the i. I'm such a b...

    May 2, 2009

  • *passes*

    May 2, 2009

  • *thinks this is definitely better than vow of celibacy month*

    May 2, 2009

  • *changes resolve, again, to include left-over Chinese take-out - and a nice pino grigio*

    May 1, 2009

  • I guess if classy is used as a substitute for classist, then it could have a negative connotation. Otherwise, it is my experience that classy, while possibly going out of style as an adjective, is good! Other oldies, but goodies:

    The cat's meow

    Creme de la creme

    A#1

    Tops

    Bitchin'

    Far out....

    May 1, 2009

  • Well then, Pro, I must be a wolverine!

    May 1, 2009

  • *changes resolve to include oatmeal cookies and chocolate*

    April 30, 2009

  • *resolves to eat oatmeal exclusively in an even more twisted sort of hunger strike*

    *clenches*

    April 30, 2009

  • "Pacing: You may or may not feel the impulses -- usually they are not detectable.

    Defibrillation: The shock feels like a kick in the chest but only lasts for a moment. Some patients describe the sensation as feeling like a shock from an electrical outlet. Most times, you will be awake when the shock is delivered, but on occasion, you may lose consciousness before the therapy is delivered."

    -Web MD

    April 30, 2009

  • This conversation is yarbaric!

    Yarbeing just awful!

    That's all I got.

    April 29, 2009

  • Sounds like a bad trip, man.

    April 29, 2009

  • Ha! I love your screen name! It sounds like an infomercial product for old men!

    "New Geezer Ease helps you get those rotten kids off your lawn without ever having to leave the comfort of your Barcolounger!"

    April 29, 2009

  • The Ravens? They waesuck!

    April 29, 2009

  • He sounds peckish.

    April 28, 2009

  • That was scary...

    April 28, 2009

  • We have no large latex banana slugs todaaaaaay!

    April 28, 2009

  • *snort*

    April 28, 2009

  • John's a slack bastard

    *just repeating the error message*

    *hides under porch*

    April 28, 2009

  • Mighty Hermaphrodite!

    April 28, 2009

  • I've always heard it, and used it as baptism by fire. Meaning hitting the ground running -- or starting off on something under the worst possible conditions...

    April 27, 2009

  • memambodogfacetothebananapatch

    April 26, 2009

  • I can't wait to check it out, you know, later...

    April 26, 2009

  • Mr dontcry wanted me not to forget Beerday -- with an honorable mention to "o'beer-thirty."

    I took a little fake umbrage to that. Then I forgave him and we took a spin with Toonces.

    April 25, 2009

  • No, no, no, no, no. That's wrong. Tuesday should have waaay more listings than Monday. Why, Sunday and Monday are totally at the bottom of the IWWH,Ev. It's a toss-up as to which one is less interesting.

    However, the today, yesterday and tomorrow IWWH,Ev is correct. Tomorrow is slightly more interesting than today and both are way more interesting than yesterday. The only question that remains is where do, the day before yesterday and the day after tomorrow fit in. Hmmm???

    April 25, 2009

  • I know...I'm bad. Do you think I need to be punished?

    *snort*

    April 25, 2009

  • I take fake umbrage at your hard line of questioning about my perfectly appropriate and self-explanatory usage of "so forth" in the Interesting Week Words Hierarchy, English version (IWWH Ev). Sheesh!

    April 25, 2009

  • "I'll do Ewan if you do Nicole."

    *snort*

    April 25, 2009

  • If it's May already you might as well wait until summer is over -- it's such a busy time anyway.

    April 25, 2009

  • I think it's because Wednesday is the most interesting day, as a word. Tuesday is the second most interesting one, and so forth.

    April 25, 2009

  • I'm using this tonight at the little league game after the second terrible call by the ump...should come right on the heels of the first one.

    *actually looking forward to a game for a change!*

    April 24, 2009

  • I'm using this at the little league game tonight after the first terrible call by the ump. I shouldn't have to wait too long...

    April 24, 2009

  • *snort*

    *ouch!*

    April 23, 2009

  • ;-)

    April 22, 2009

  • Yes, yes, soft cheeses, of course. We're not monsters!

    *tries to wipe freshly cut, soft cheese, from corner of mouth but ends up wacking self in face instead*

    *takes umbrage, then wacks self in face with it as well*

    Where the HELL are those mitts?

    Give me ten on Toonces.

    April 22, 2009

  • There are too many really good ones. We need categories...

    April 22, 2009

  • Oh! I didn't miss it, I just forgot about it, said the author of hail, hail the gangerh's all here! Duh...

    April 22, 2009

  • HAR! How'd I miss this list?

    *reading ballot*

    April 22, 2009

  • *snort*

    April 22, 2009

  • Arf, arf!

    April 22, 2009

  • When I think of a douchebaguette (starting about 2 minutes ago) I picture a young douchebag in training.

    April 22, 2009

  • What a great blast from the past! I'm going to drop a Toonces reference in conversation tonight and see if Mr. dontcry picks up on it. *hee hee*

    April 22, 2009

  • Or.

    April 22, 2009

  • Mr. dontcry used to swaddle our babies so tight you could slice cheese with them. He would, were he a wordie, take umbrage with loose, amateurish swaddling.

    April 22, 2009

  • Nancy Pelosi.

    That's all I've got...too tired to make a joke.

    *sniff*

    April 21, 2009

  • There's a Bonnie & Clyde joke in there somewhere.

    April 21, 2009

  • HA! This is right up there with padded face hole.

    "Shut yer borehole, Fred. Yer puttin' everyone ta sleep."

    April 21, 2009

  • Mr dontcry says "Bring it on!" After surviving the Marmite incident, he feels invincible! He'll wash it down with a Rolling Rock of Ages.

    April 21, 2009

  • Um... I still "moro" sometimes just as I'm drifting off to sleep. I get the sensation that I'm abut to fall off the bed... Can I take that "6 months OR MORE..." part literally?

    *where are those damn mitts?*

    April 21, 2009

  • Agnolotti???? Heaven! There's a place in Old Town Alexandria, VA - Landini Brothers - who make an Agnolotti...

    *needs a moment to compose herself*

    April 18, 2009

  • Sounds like a phrase you'd hear in Western PA.

    April 18, 2009

  • So his wife was a bitch?

    April 18, 2009

  • *snort*

    April 17, 2009

  • OH! HA!! How Emily Latella of you, 'nach!! Bah, ha, ha and *snort*

    "What's wrong with violins on tv?"

    April 17, 2009

  • I guess he had a knack for fitting and joining. Probably got himself all twisted up.

    April 16, 2009

  • Hmmmm. I wonder what his views on knicks are...

    April 16, 2009

  • *snort*

    April 16, 2009

  • I like to shorten geezer to geez. Seems friendlier.

    "The gas pedal is on the RIGHT, geez."

    April 15, 2009

  • Maybe the other seven are shy.

    April 15, 2009

  • Susan Boyle: God bless her! And God bless you, 'nach, for sharing her with me/us all. What a treat! I'll bet she's the life of every party she attends!

    Last (and least): I've never seen Simon "Scowl" smile like that in all the too many years I've seen his mug on tv!

    April 15, 2009

  • dontcry jr is going to love that one! Thanks, skip!

    April 14, 2009

  • Heaping mullock, Batman!

    April 14, 2009

  • *snort*

    April 14, 2009

  • Ha! We always call it "East Bumfuck." It's just a surprise funny when you spring it on someone. I think it's especially funny because it starts with 'bum' and ends with 'fuck.' Kind of like the sweet and sour of jokes!

    *also hopes no 12-year-olds are reading this*

    April 11, 2009

  • *snort*

    In response to this convo(thanks, Bonnie)I have just taken humongous humbrage (probably much more than I need). That's right, I am an hysterical humbrage hoarder.

    April 8, 2009

  • Funny how sub-par isn't a good thing -- unless you are golfing.

    April 7, 2009

  • Ditto!

    April 7, 2009

  • I don't know what they tasted like then. I only know what they don't taste like now. And they don't taste like celery. That's preposterous!

    April 6, 2009

  • Or maybe John T Graham. I might blame him...

    April 6, 2009

  • I'm blaming Facebook.

    April 6, 2009

  • I have a complaint.

    I do.

    It's really awful too.

    Don't make me tell you, 'cause I will.

    April 6, 2009

  • No they don't.

    April 6, 2009

  • Ummm, I just had to log in. Me. How come wordie didn't remember me? Wordie always remembers me...

    *feeling forgotten*

    April 6, 2009

  • Pro........where are you?

    April 5, 2009

  • I think I'd rather dine alone. But if I needed my computer to be fixed or my taxes done -- it would be a toss-up!

    April 5, 2009

  • Kool-aid?

    April 5, 2009

  • John T. Graham -- Very clear. So...you get it! Not everybody does at first. I didn't. No surprise there, of course! Come sit with me on the porch, young man. Check out some of our lists. I have a feeling you'll be staying a while.

    April 5, 2009

  • Correct.

    April 5, 2009

  • I'm so weak.

    *peaks*

    Whew!

    April 4, 2009

  • *clenches*

    April 4, 2009

  • *snorts*

    April 4, 2009

  • *gripes*

    April 4, 2009

  • Nope. Not gonna click on it.

    *dying of curiosity*

    April 4, 2009

  • *ouch*

    Real life. Yep, yep. Uh huh. That's what wordie is.

    April 4, 2009

  • Love it!

    April 3, 2009

  • It makes me laugh! Should be the title of Medoff's autobiography.

    April 3, 2009

  • I've under heard of Overheard. I must have had my heard in the sand...

    *off to overhear stuff*

    April 3, 2009

  • I can see it now: Paula Deen's Death Row Cookbook.

    Does anyone else find the fact that "extra crispy" was requested so often...um...kinda funny? Just me?

    April 3, 2009

  • *grouses*

    April 3, 2009

  • I don't either, gangerh... I don't remember adding it. It looks like I need to round up the usual suspects. SOMEbody is going to get the wordie treatment...

    April 3, 2009

  • Sorry, I meant The Harp That Once or Twice page.... croggle I actually got!

    April 3, 2009

  • He's even wronger.

    April 3, 2009

  • Me too!

    April 3, 2009

  • Sorry, DeFace?

    April 3, 2009

  • Deface?

    April 3, 2009

  • Faceback?

    April 3, 2009

  • Faceoff?

    April 3, 2009

  • That's hysterical! What the hell is it??

    April 3, 2009

  • Patient: I'm a wig-wam. I'm a tee-pee.

    Doctor: Relax. You're two tents.

    April 2, 2009

  • Ahhhh. My first laugh out loud for the day! Thanks!

    April 2, 2009

  • *holds up lit lighter*

    April 2, 2009

  • I have a nice samovar on the porch. It only serves iced tea, though. No flames, with all that wicker, you know...

    March 31, 2009

  • *HOWL!*

    March 31, 2009

  • HAR!

    March 31, 2009

  • *howl*

    March 31, 2009

  • *snort*

    March 31, 2009

  • Just in case I'm the first person ever to die from fear of being on camera, I just want the record to show that I TOLD YOU SO! And, no, I don't want to talk about it. I just wanted to make a record of it. Thank you.

    March 29, 2009

  • And "Pop goes the weasel."

    March 29, 2009

  • Thanks for all your additions, 'nach! My personal favorite: princealbertinacanistan. I'm gonna live on that all day!

    This is now an open list!

    March 28, 2009

  • *feels all warm inside*

    March 28, 2009

  • Great minds...

    March 27, 2009

  • Stupid Facebook....

    March 25, 2009

  • Letting the days go by, bilby.

    March 25, 2009

  • wood

    March 25, 2009

  • To terrorize with the plague?

    March 25, 2009

  • ...so he's not going to finish us off, just strike us a bit?

    March 25, 2009

  • How about "knock-knock" or "ding-dong?"

    March 25, 2009

  • Ahhhhhhhhhh. I'm completely refreshed!

    March 25, 2009

  • Angry mad or crazy mad?

    March 25, 2009

  • *snort*

    March 25, 2009

  • You smoothie!

    March 24, 2009

  • It's got to be a better job than deconstructing them, eh?

    March 24, 2009

  • *snort*

    *wah*

    March 23, 2009

  • That's priceless!

    March 22, 2009

  • *impressed by pleth's knowledge of cheese deilvery schedules*

    March 21, 2009

  • Ah... pre-mounted horses. Well that certainly does clear that one up, doesn't it?

    Let's celebrate with a bit of Red Leicester, eh?

    March 21, 2009

  • Come by -ah. *snort*

    March 21, 2009

  • Zanes?

    March 21, 2009

  • You're right ptero. That was beautiful! Chapeau my leathery-eared one! A wag of the finger to us all for letting it slip by un-kudosed.

    Allow me to buy you a nice piece of cheese as amends.

    Tilsit?

    March 21, 2009

  • Oh. That would explain, I guess, the nasty double spurs just behind the knees. I'd love to see someone mount a horse in that get up! Maybe they were lowered into the saddle...

    *getting all Monty-Python-silly* *snort*

    March 21, 2009

  • The way the ends of the toes point down, how did they walk without falling on their faces?

    March 21, 2009

  • Carré de l'Est?

    March 21, 2009

  • No.

    March 20, 2009

  • *wonders what greyhounds...hound*

    March 20, 2009

  • Japanese Sage Derby...?

    March 20, 2009

  • This word always make me think of Bette Midler singing the Istanbul (Not Constantinople) song! Such a catchy tune!

    March 20, 2009

  • I'm using it to dry my mittens.

    March 19, 2009

  • "shave thingy?" What d'I miss?

    March 18, 2009

  • Hi-steri-cal!

    March 14, 2009

  • I think Eve might have been the very first... animal communicator,that is, not opossum!

    March 14, 2009

  • *waves white flag*

    *laughs ass off!*

    March 14, 2009

  • Looks like 3 rowdy little wordies need a time out! ;-)

    *cleans up frosting*

    March 13, 2009

  • Sounds like a cross between a spork and a spatula.

    March 12, 2009

  • I saw that story on the television yesterday. How frightening. It looks as though they could knock a person out with those massive tails.

    March 11, 2009

  • I've been bored to tears, but not recently.

    March 11, 2009

  • *snort*

    March 10, 2009

  • I do not like white choc-o-late.

    I don't like it an awful lot.

    I would not eat it on a dare.

    I would rather eat a chair.

    I would not eat it with a spoon.

    I would not eat it, macaroon.

    March 10, 2009

  • I find it really interesting that almost without exception, around the world, the word for coffee starts with the "k" sound.

    Makes me wonder if other common "food" stuff (like milk, bread, meat, etc.) is the same -- not the "k" sound, of course, but a common sound. My extremely limited knowledge of languages tells me, no.

    March 9, 2009

  • Ah... and what about those flip-flops? You never know whose side they're on. Troublesome.

    March 9, 2009

  • *dons pointy paper hat, mounts stool, sits in corner*

    March 9, 2009

  • Pssst: Keep an eye on Mary Jane. She's not as innocent as she looks.

    March 8, 2009

  • just discovered page

    loving haiku posted here

    cinquain's still my fave

    March 7, 2009

  • State flower of Maryland.

    March 7, 2009

  • 1 = trunk ?

    March 7, 2009

  • I'd like to communicate with spiders, just once, and preferably by phone or email. I'd like to ask them if they really ARE more afraid of me than I am of them -- 'cause I don't think they are. I don't even think it's a close call.

    *needs to stop thinking about spiders now*

    March 7, 2009

  • I don't use it all the time -- just as often as appropriate. I find it quite handy.

    March 6, 2009

  • I WANT to play -- I'm just not smart enuf... (seriously, I'm not)

    March 5, 2009

  • Wow.

    March 5, 2009

  • "You pants me."

    March 4, 2009

  • I use this to describe the beaches where tops are optional.

    March 4, 2009

  • It's a game of bocce we bought years ago at some flea market. Funny, eh?

    March 4, 2009

  • Hey, listen, we come to bury Frank, not to pants him.

    March 4, 2009

  • *swoons*

    March 4, 2009

  • *sniffs*

    March 3, 2009

  • I've just made that definition better for you:

    "Titanism: defiance of and revolt against pants or artistic conventions. That's me: SupremeGenius!"

    You're welcome!(also not personal)

    March 3, 2009

  • HAR! A really productive *snort* Bah!

    This is just the ticket for getting through PTA meetings with my sanity intact! Yay!

    March 3, 2009

  • No, I meant the antonym of bookish is dullard. Sorry.

    March 3, 2009

  • Dullard

    March 3, 2009

  • I'm a sniffer.

    March 3, 2009

  • Totally fake. They are flat, like cardboard but plump up like crazy when absorbing liquid.

    March 3, 2009

  • Orrrrrrr....ShamWow! A whole new market. Goody.

    March 3, 2009

  • What about those really, really flat sponges that absorb tons of water without leaking? You could stash a couple of those puppies in your pants and away you go!

    March 3, 2009

  • I have heard the song before but I'd never seen the "video." Wow. As we say in the south, bless their hearts.

    March 3, 2009

  • Blink....blink.

    March 2, 2009

  • Thinking of a Jetsons reference...too wrung out to complete joke...needs Rosie now....

    March 2, 2009

  • John, it does me too! That's what I love about the title. It plays on those two words we all are so familiar with. I think that if I were in the market for a book on how to work through my grief, I'd pick this one off the shelf before one titled "Working Through Your Grief: 20 Easy Steps" (I totally made that up) or something like that. Personally, I don't do grief "good" at all. I very much prefer Charlie Brown's version!

    March 2, 2009

  • So...technically, we could have a blizzard during a nasty windstorm at night in July?

    March 2, 2009

  • I hate to be difficult, but you're both wrong. The worst song ever in the history of sound and ears is "Jackie Blue" by the Ozark Mountain Daredevils. The people responsible for writing it, recording it, distributing it, and playing it on the radio should be taken into custody and tried for crimes against humanity.

    I'm sorry, but somebody had to say it.

    March 2, 2009

  • A titmouse is a bird.

    March 2, 2009

  • Gak!

    March 2, 2009

  • It always hurts -- especially so when they just up and leave. I'm sorry for your grief.

    There's another book of the same title, different author, available from Chevron Publishing.

    March 2, 2009

  • Also the name of a book that helps people work through the grieving process.

    March 2, 2009

  • Feb-roo-ary, Feb-roo-ary, Feb-roo-ary, Feb-roo-ary.

    March 1, 2009

  • On second thought, sneezonal allergies might be better...

    March 1, 2009

  • a.....a......a......choo!

    March 1, 2009

  • *sings, to the world*

    Unperfectable.....

    That's what you are.....

    March 1, 2009

  • same

    March 1, 2009

  • Hamburger University! *snort*

    March 1, 2009

  • You lower my cholesterol. Thanks.

    February 28, 2009

  • "...the sheikh said gangsters hurled a feral cat into the centre of the crowd..." - Reuters

    Damn! That's what I call a fur ball.

    February 28, 2009

  • Little known fact: Don McLean's real name is actually "Don McLearn" -- he just doesn't pronounce the "r."

    February 28, 2009

  • I know. I'm stupid. Read the LIST dc....

    February 28, 2009

  • Wouldn't it be "The wordie who roared"?

    February 28, 2009

  • In shells or shelled?

    February 28, 2009

  • Snarfillicate my snackrabbit causes one.

    It just happened again.

    *towels off hands, keyboard, screen...*

    February 28, 2009

  • I know, but when I saw "Snarfillicate my snackrabbit!" I thought of Yosemite Sam saying it and, well, you know...snortfest!

    *runs off to see if anybody has listed "snortfest"*

    February 28, 2009

  • I'm down with that.

    February 28, 2009

  • Seems to be here all alone today. Going off to vacuum. Really.

    February 28, 2009

  • Often covered in a white, powdery substance.

    February 28, 2009

  • What does it meeeeeeeeeeeeean? Did that sound persnicrimonious?

    February 28, 2009

  • Yes!

    February 28, 2009

  • Somehow, the phrase "pissing in the wind" comes to mind -- I just can't seem to work it into a joke... (re: rt's post)

    February 28, 2009

  • Sometimes I do and sometimes I don't. But I always would have to agree that it should be.

    February 28, 2009

  • 'nach - I actually snorted so loud I spit on myself! I think I also may have damaged some nasal passages!Thanks. I mean that!

    February 28, 2009

  • I think that Clouseau would always articulate the "d" in "ice-ed tea." In fact, he has a lisaunce to do so.

    February 28, 2009

  • same

    February 28, 2009

  • bilby *snort*

    February 28, 2009

  • And I was just going to do a quick wordie check and start cleaning my house.... Hmmmmm. Where to begin? I think I'll start with l*:slacker.

    BTW: Look at the word of the day today on OneLook!

    February 28, 2009

  • Now we are.

    February 27, 2009

  • Dad is.

    February 27, 2009

  • Aye!

    February 27, 2009

  • Sooooooooooo, now we're luuuuring puir wee kiddies into pubs arrrrrre weeeeee?

    February 27, 2009

  • Only from an upshot angle.

    February 27, 2009

  • I always think of turnkey and thumbscrew together. That is, whenever I hear turnkey I then think of thumbscrew and vice-versa. Then I almost always remember that actor who had kind of bulging eyes (not Marty Feldman) who wore, in at least one movie, a sackcloth garb, had kind of a Beatles haircut and was somebody's turnkey, thumbscrew, or sidekick. What was his name...?

    February 27, 2009

  • *shows up late for party*

    Um, is there any umbrage left? I just want a taste. WHAT? It's ALL GONE!? rufkm?????

    ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY&Z!@#%*

    February 26, 2009

  • Cracking a "wordie-insider" joke and laughing at it before realizing that you're the only one at the party who gets it -- then continuing to enjoy it anyway.

    February 26, 2009

  • The marionberry is a favorite berry of night owls.

    February 26, 2009

  • Whaaaaaaaat? No.

    February 26, 2009

  • #26: I cheated!

    February 23, 2009

  • Yes!

    February 23, 2009

  • "She turned me into a newt."

    -Monty Python's Holy Grail

    February 22, 2009

  • Looks like an artichoke.

    February 22, 2009

  • ....aaaaaaaaaaand scene.

    *takes a bow*

    February 18, 2009

  • "Very sorry to knock you up, Watson," said he, "but it's the common lot this morning. Mrs. Hudson has been knocked up, she retorted upon me, and I on you."

    Now, when young ladies wander about the metropolis at this hour of the morning, and knock sleepy people up...I presume it is something very pressing which they have to communicate."

    -The Adventure of the Speckled Band, Doyle

    *snort*

    February 17, 2009

  • This word makes me miss my boats. Wah!

    Helms-a-lee!

    Ready about!

    Watch yer boom-stop!

    February 16, 2009

  • Maybe what they had was in-blue-enza.

    February 14, 2009

  • *sniff*

    February 14, 2009

  • Oh, it's nice and quiet here. Nice. And quiet.

    *crawls into hammock*

    February 14, 2009

  • As far as the golf usage -- I'm a hooker...

    February 14, 2009

  • I only remember hearing shanked used when describing a prison stabbing -- usually with a shiv. That's what I heard, anyway. I mean, I have never actually been to prison. Really.

    February 14, 2009

  • Sorry it took me so long to reply. I left for the bottom of your page yesterday ;-)

    O....M....G! That little league Improve clip was hysterical! Thank you! Mr. dontcry and dontcry jr. are going to pee themselves! Thanks, bilby!

    February 14, 2009

  • Have you ever seen a glass of Pinot Noir turn it's 'nose' up at a Merlot? Sooooo judgemental. Sad.

    February 14, 2009

  • *thinks Kostya might just be a b*

    *seriously*

    February 13, 2009

  • Still bored, Pro?

    February 13, 2009

  • Well, I can't speak for everyone, Kostya, but I certainly will try to take myself a little more seriously. Thanks for setting us straight. I don't know how we managed to have any fun before you arrived.

    February 13, 2009

  • whichbe, *snort*

    February 13, 2009

  • On cupcakes: Maybe they're frosted with icing....or iced with frosting?

    On they: always plural (I always thought they wore hats)

    On tags: I'm keeping all of my tags. I'm never going to use them again, but I'm not giving them up. I'm a hoarder -- but no longer a horker.

    February 13, 2009

  • "We made devastated with a few of the guests, then took our seats for a short ceremony by a hire-gun pastor."

    Last Known Position (Man Swallows Goldfish While Sleepwalking, Chokes to Death) - James Mathews

    February 13, 2009

  • Maybe it was Bon Knee....

    February 11, 2009

  • This 'word' made me think of this:

    One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to Norm.Here's how it went:

    "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

    February 11, 2009

  • I just bit my tongue trying to pronounce this word...

    February 11, 2009

  • This IS random!

    February 11, 2009

  • *snort*

    February 11, 2009

  • Where's Bonnie when you really need her? She's such a b.

    February 11, 2009

  • Everything from IKEA

    February 10, 2009

  • "Waterloo!" *snort*

    February 9, 2009

  • Wooooorrrrdddiiie sooooo sloooowwwwww tooooniiiiiiiight....

    February 8, 2009

  • Ouch! A game played in Hell, presumably.

    February 8, 2009

  • Hieromonk

    Deromonk

    Everyvhere a monk, monk.

    February 8, 2009

  • Sap?

    Pitch?

    Lumberjack sweat?

    February 8, 2009

  • It's baaaa-ack...

    February 8, 2009

  • Canister? I hardly knew 'er!

    February 8, 2009

  • *snort*

    February 7, 2009

  • Jester who?

    February 7, 2009

  • plumb bob

    daisy dukes

    February 6, 2009

  • An old, beat-up, but still running, car.

    February 6, 2009

  • What will we call the generation after generation z?

    February 6, 2009

  • What it is today.

    February 6, 2009

  • Samme, I didn't see an pig latin words. I don't know if that helps...

    February 4, 2009

  • The terrible thing you swing at a Steeler game.

    February 3, 2009

  • Yes indeedy! Just now getting the feeling back in my towel--I mean tahl arm! Here we go!

    February 3, 2009

  • Go.

    February 2, 2009

  • Sould be spelled: apauseopieces if you ask me, dontcry.

    February 2, 2009

  • What happened to J, M?

    February 2, 2009

  • It's one of Dontcry's favorite things -- especially with extra C!

    February 2, 2009

  • Pleth - sorry you're so hot. Know who else is hot??? The Steelers.

    February 2, 2009

  • That's why we call it the Super Bowl.

    It's bigger than a cup.

    Go Steelers.

    February 2, 2009

  • You know what's NOT a bird? A Steeler. Go.

    February 2, 2009

  • My bad. Go Steelers.

    February 2, 2009

  • Each year on Super Bowl Sunday, our church puts out a huge soup kettle in the narthex. Everyone brings their extra change to feed the kettle. The money raised goes to a local soup kitchen or food pantry.

    Go Steelers.

    February 2, 2009

  • Ooops! Silly me!

    Go Steelers.

    February 1, 2009

  • Pleth -- morning? Oh, oh! What are you having? Coffee? Tea? Cocoa? Toast? Are you reading the Sunday paper? Mine's not here yet. Anything I should know? Can you pass the jam?

    February 1, 2009

  • I have to get up early to make my sauerkraut, pierogies and kielbasa for the game tomorrow.

    Go Steelers.

    February 1, 2009

  • Apparently, I'm the only wordie pathetic enough to be home on a Saturday night.

    Go Steelers.

    February 1, 2009

  • Go Steelers.

    February 1, 2009

  • Go Steelers!

    February 1, 2009

  • The Penguins are a hockey team from Pittsburgh.

    Go Steelers.

    February 1, 2009

  • Go Steelers.

    February 1, 2009

  • They weren't so think as you drunk they were....

    Go Steelers.

    February 1, 2009

  • *snort!*

    Go Steelers.

    February 1, 2009

  • The plural of which the Cardinals will go down in.

    Go Steelers.

    February 1, 2009

  • Kinda makes you appreciate the polish of "The Wiggles." Kinda...

    February 1, 2009

  • My favorite-to-watch sports events are the triple crown races. A couple of minutes of edge-of-your-seat-action, then back to the mint juleps, shrimp cocktails and what-have-yous. Perfect sporting events!

    Go Steelers.

    February 1, 2009

  • Same.

    Go Steelers.

    February 1, 2009

  • This word always reminds me of Luca Brasi. Great...now I have a Godfather jones. *runs to check tv schedule*

    January 31, 2009

  • Go Steelers.

    January 31, 2009

  • Maybe... If so, they got it right faster than the Formula 409 folks!

    January 30, 2009

  • Eddie -- are you kidding? ;-)

    January 30, 2009

  • Welcome, vortexlip! You are brave and kind.

    January 30, 2009

  • *Mmmmmmmmmm,Chanel No. 5!*

    January 30, 2009

  • This is a seed company where I come from!! Although, now that I think of it, sprouting, planting, weeding, harvesting, canning... that IS a workout! Ha! I wonder if the Burpee folks have thought of this as a side product. "The Burpee Workout: Have the body of a farmer in 30 days -- AND a nice salad to boot!"

    January 30, 2009

  • Like a stairmaster, except you sit on it.

    January 30, 2009

  • Chairmaster

    January 30, 2009

  • Not to be confused with wetweet, which is what Tweety Bird says as he hastens back to his cage, narrowly escaping the unfortunate claws of Sylvester.

    January 29, 2009

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